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If you manage to get through all the gibberish….

Courtney Love has just posted a new blog that brings the lolz!

She talks about Tina Fey, the Oscars and lots of name-dropping!

C. Love says:

"fey

we sooo dont like one another - but ah well in the end she writes like a motherfucker and i admit that i moxi ( so much better than Tivo!) 30 rock! all the time! i loved the sorkin show the snl thing- somnething sunset? i loooved it but father up like 6 30 rocks and skip the ads and youll be on the floor - shes just MERCILESS on my shit, she probaby has some wierd fantasy of my life like alot of Canadian Midwesterners thazt could not be further from reality although i am about to have a monkey funeral and go visit Ceceil B demille actually i almost bought HIS old house! egads! ready for my closeup indeed. Man i gotta get ouyt of here - i could always just move to Malibu that IS the equivalant of getting out of here without getting out of here but NO it really is time for the house in maida Vale and W village over it and the Chateau is no longer safe or fun like it was for some reason its crawling w Brit journos and teeny stars, it usecd to be such a cool hangf and you could wear crap or something fabulous or basically nothing- Geez i swill say that Josh Hartnett is really kinda cute in real life- way m,ore than i ever thought when i saw him out before and very very nice. Okay got stuff to do! Ill check out Marion i think iwas forgetting to put on my lipstick. in the opther room when she won. the arc whee "Marcel:" dies is really excellent. and JAMES MACAVOY who the fuck wouldnt swoon over that kid! wow! i have to work tomorrow biut right before am goign to see Ratners Roman Polanski rape charges docu with all the righteous cool dudes- Beatty Nicholson Bob Evans who was wearing velvet pants last i saw him -= im looking foreward to a little old hollywood, then i gotta wirk mt GOD i think iwas in the greatest band in history last night, i am really not joking here. mix my brits with my la dudes …FUCK ME we were good,k THANK GOD for Stu. her is a golden god, i hope he knows how much i love him!
soon come! but too many good songs are stillcoming and i cant help that, so its just wiorth the wait that way isnt it? We now have an entirely other set- Jesus what if this turns into a DOUBLE RECORD! isnt hat pretentoius? well i dont care if everything is up to snuf then i dont care. and youll be happy too.
Brodie Dalle called me the other night all happy very…enhanced …oh and i had a verrry interesting discussion with Simon Cowell about Rock N roll.
hmmmmm….am i nam edropper or what? YES!
oh wait i moxi'd "dirt" thatll be fun.
xxc

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    1. emily says – reply to this


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      HAAAAAAAAAA

    2. sadasd says – reply to this


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      FIRST!
      - RU

    3. denii says – reply to this


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      eww

    4. WTF??!! says – reply to this


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      Nice pic :S

    5. B*Shine says – reply to this


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      she is strange

    6. jghdfgj says – reply to this


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      first!

    7. lolli says – reply to this


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      dAMMMN NOT first. 2nd? Oh shes a hot mess!!!!!

    8. mary says – reply to this


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      HA. crackhead

    9. CORN says – reply to this


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      Who cares about them?

    10. clare says – reply to this


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      …say what?

    11. jmart says – reply to this


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      first

    12. bleh says – reply to this


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      blah

    13. baddazz says – reply to this


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      hahsh hsghsgs

    14. doode says – reply to this


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      sooo…. what about her? liike.. ew.. her face..

    15. LOL says – reply to this


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      TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    16. LOL says – reply to this


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      TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    17. LOL says – reply to this


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      TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. LOL says – reply to this


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      TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    19. LOL says – reply to this


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      TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    20. Laila says – reply to this


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      I mean, is anyone really surprised???

    21. yo mama says – reply to this


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      10th??
      hahaha

    22. dfguohydsr;f says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    23. sir samuel says – reply to this


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      hahaha

    24. frankyboy says – reply to this


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      my god reading all of this gave me a headache

    25. d says – reply to this


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      first

    26. WHat Drugs make you type like that? says – reply to this


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      I'm sure Tina Fey is thrilled to be called out by a drunk clown with a Dell computer and a little too much time on her shaking hands! Bean_Fart Francis must be so proud of her heritage! It is kind of like being the offspring of an oily burp… Or if you were able to have an in vitro procedure with a garbage truck!

    27. d says – reply to this


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      first

    28. me says – reply to this


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      I don't even understand what this crackhead is saying.
      Go blow a rail.

    29. shea says – reply to this


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      who cares

    30. natalie says – reply to this


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      that did not make one fucking bit of sense. WTF!?! she needs to lay off the drugs, that one.

    31. Harker says – reply to this


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      Last!

    32. jesusonsunbeam says – reply to this


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      she is such a murderer. she needs to go confess or some shyt. livin off the nirvana fame. that shyt belongs to krist, dave, and fb! jump off the sac bee-yatch!

    33. jimmy says – reply to this


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      woop woop pull over that ass to fat
      woop woop

      schmirst?

    34. sad says – reply to this


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      sad…lack of eduation

    35. jmk says – reply to this


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      too hard to read - she makes almost no sense….

    36. Mama says – reply to this


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      HUH?! Interpretation please.

    37. scuba says – reply to this


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      diver

    38. lex says – reply to this


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      what th efuck is this bitch talking about?????

    39. blondie says – reply to this


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      this can not be english. let me find out she's doing crack again.

    40. wtf says – reply to this


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      how many drugs is she on exactly?

    41. wtf? says – reply to this


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      this bitch is clearly still on crack!
      bitch cant spell doesnt know gramme and seems like she is high!

      get help bitch! asap!

    42. flanders says – reply to this


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      Im sorry~~What?

    43. I speak the truth says – reply to this


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      Wow I am surprised that she knows how to use a computer and type.

      Dear Courtney,
      People make fun of you because you are a dirty drug addict and a fall down drunk. You are a total mess, its disgusting. Either get your self to rehab and stay there for a year, otherwise you’re going to end up like your husband.

    44. I speak the truth says – reply to this


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      Wow I am surprised that she knows how to use a computer and type.

      Dear Courtney,
      People make fun of you because you are a dirty drug addict and a fall down drunk. You are a total mess, its disgusting. Either get your self to rehab and stay there for a year, otherwise you’re going to end up like your husband.

    45. bonnie says – reply to this


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      holy shit! that is just hilarious! wonder what she was on!?!?!?!

    46. jacy says – reply to this


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      uh, wow. i think some of that was english, but stringing together a bunch of maybe words doesn't make it coherent. holy crap, she needs to lay off the crack.

    47. sam says – reply to this


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      Obviously, she is a regular commenter on your blog, Perez. Because, she like your commenters, is mostly vulgar and makes little sense.

    48. Robert Walker says – reply to this


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      Courtney the drug cunt….She should go away and die that bitch

    49. G-GIRL says – reply to this


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      WTF IS SHE TALKING BOUT????? SHE IS ON K-PAX…..WACKO………

    50. Jamie says – reply to this


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      Um….wow. I would really appreciate it if she didn't blog anymore. Or, at least if she learned to spell..it'd be a step out. This gives a BAD name to all us bloggers in the whole blogosphere….ugh.

    51. Carrie says – reply to this


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      Um… Wow.

    52. Canuckfuck says – reply to this


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      Canadian midwesterner? There's no such thing. There's just westerners, northerners and easterners. Which is ironic as we all live in southern Canada.
      Courtney Love is still alive?

    53. for real says – reply to this


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      WTF???

    54. jojo says – reply to this


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      xD she looks like britney

    55. Why can't she fucking DIE says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck cares about this stupid drugged out cunt

    56. Morbidly Obese Gummi says – reply to this


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      She is coked up. Who really cares what she has to say? I feel bad for her daughter, that's about it.

    57. Caro says – reply to this


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      Wow! did she go to school?
      I know that she was probably wasted but still.
      Does she know about a period?, I mean for separate ideas and that kind of stuff.

    58. Aimée says – reply to this


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      Wow… what a stupid bitch.

    59. Em says – reply to this


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      What a baller.
      she really doesn't make sense or understand anything. She's the original 'hot mess' minus the hot.
      Tina Fey is a genius, and courtney just can't take a joke about her life.. which is a joke.

    60. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      She's right about one thing, James McAvoy is a god

    61. rosie says – reply to this


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      fuckin retard….

    62. Cherry Blossom says – reply to this


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      UUUUUURGGGGGHHHH… Courtney Love is FUGLY!!! She should quit having plastic surgery and just stick a paper bag over her head… I've seen prettier things come out of a dogs butt!

    63. i love puck bunnys says – reply to this


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      oh lord i hope she's dead in less then 24 hours

    64. SARA says – reply to this


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      FUCKING LOVE COURTNEY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
      SHE ALWAYS BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE!

    65. bree says – reply to this


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      is she ever coherent?

    66. Rosey says – reply to this


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      Where's Osama Lufti when you need him to cut the power and not allow a looneybird to communicate with the world? Mission: Courtney. Spare us all.

    67. Danielle says – reply to this


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      Super lame and getting too old to be thinking she's still soo cool.

    68. kelly says – reply to this


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      am i the only one who doesnt know what the fuck she was trying to type?

    69. Lola says – reply to this


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      PEREZ. why didn't you bold BRODY DALLE shes famous too, you bitch!!!

    70. Mo-Money, Honey. says – reply to this


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      Courney: Go on tour. Jagger is wayyyyy older. Waiting for you to kick some a*s.
      Take a new generation hostage, babe, and show 'em how it's done. Rock on.

    71. FVocalist says – reply to this


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      Courtney Love is a mesmerizing performer with mega musical chops. You Perezzites know nothing. Were you even born yet? Lol.

    72. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Is there a Courtney-to-English translator widget on the web somewhere?

    73. they say says – reply to this


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      they say what you write mirrors your brain thought process…hmmm

    74. Will-Lynn says – reply to this


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      Ok picture this: Courtney L and Pete D start dating and end up in some horrid hotel room both OD'd and dead. The chamber maid finds them when she comes to clean the room. How news worthy would that be? Ok can't take the credit for making that up. Jckie collins writes a version of that in her book "Lucky" but we all know truth and fiction often go hand and hand. Damn rehab just doesn't do it for her.

    75. jocelyn says – reply to this


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      ha three words
      crack crack crack.

    76. stupid posters suck says – reply to this


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      Re: Danielle – you are a self-righteous ass. too old to be cool is so not the issue,here, sweetie. just because PH posts her rant doesn't mean she is trying to be cool or noticed. dumbass

    77. Realist says – reply to this


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      Man is she retarded. She sounds like some of the regulars who post here. No one can be that stupid. She must be on drugs again.

    78. COURTNEY IS A MURDERER says – reply to this


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      WAS THAT EVEN ENGLISH? SHE'S A NAME DROPPING HANGRON. PERIOD.

    79. lolz says – reply to this


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      what in the world is a "Canadian Midwesterner"????

      oh, clove, you've really done it this time!

    80. dana says – reply to this


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      READ THE BOOK "LOVE AND DEATH" YOU WILL HAVE NO DOUBT IN YOUR MIND THAT SHE KILLED KURT COBAIN.

    81. Paula says – reply to this


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      I would never know how she even got a man. Her spelling and sentence structure is very poor. This is very sad.

    82. spstar says – reply to this


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      Will she just shut up? What is going on? I used to like her so much. She is like a babbling mental patient. Don't you feel sorry for her daughter. She is probably at that age where she really understands what a nut her mom is. She is probably always embarrassed by her behaviour. Brody Dalle called her. Brody rips off Courtney's singing style, so why not give her a ring.

    83. uhhhh... says – reply to this


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      what?

    84. Sweetiepie says – reply to this


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      Jesus! Where's the Crackwhore Decoder Ring when you need it!

    85. Tha Dawg says – reply to this


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      Um, take another hit off the doobie-bat, yotch! Who flipped a rock and let THAT thing out again? 'Nother 'album' coming out? Kid need some publicity? What-EV-ah!
      -
      Speaking as a 'Canadian Mid-Westerner', whatever the h-e-double-hockeysticks that is, I regret to inform (what's her name again?) that no real 'fantasy of what your life is like' actually exists. Indeed, our fantasy is simply NOT HAVING your life. A-ight?

    86. Nestor Mo Lester says – reply to this


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      Oop a deeple peeple pong.

    87. Sez Me says – reply to this


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      Yeah? Ya do, and you'll clean it up!

    88. Obviously ... says – reply to this


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      … she's back on the drugs. Pathetic.

    89. Poo Detector says – reply to this


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      She eats poo

    90. lisa k says – reply to this


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      moral of story: don't do an eightball and blog.
      you're rambling bitch!

    91. Stacey says – reply to this


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    92. MISERYT says – reply to this


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      LEAVE COURTNEy ALONE!!!!

    93. 9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this


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      God dammit. The second that Kurt Cobains child dropped out of this skiffuza's Vag, we all knew we'd be subjected to her for life. It makes me sick that she's rich and famous. Nobody deserves it less than this slit. God I hate her.

    94. nancy says – reply to this


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      why not have an assistant blog 4 u??

    95. Colleen says – reply to this


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      what the hell is she saying??? IDK I kinda like Courtney, was she talking about tina fey?? AHH It's confusing!!!!1

    96. Luci says – reply to this


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      huh?

    97. Danielle says – reply to this


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      This is obviously what happens to celebs when they don't go to school. Learn how to WRITE!

    98. sherry says – reply to this


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      Maybe Jamie Spears could use her reading comprehention skills and decpiher what the f++k this crack head said.Dayum.

    99. KIRA says – reply to this


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      HEY GUYS DON'T YOU KNOW? COURTNEY's MOST ENDEARING QUALITIES IS HER TYPOS, She got 10 stars out of 10 for having the most hilarious blogs, she is actually SOBER, and have been for 3 years, obviously most of you guys don't understand but the JOKE IS ON THE READERS, Courtney Love is very intelligent and smart, notice she has never had a DUI????
      besidies she was the ORIGINAL HOT MESS THAT STARTED IT ALL!!!
      I love reading her blogs and her myspace is fucking hot!!

    100. aprilmaye says – reply to this


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      Chateau is no longer safe or fun like it was for some reason its crawling w Brit journos and teeny stars, it usecd to be such a cool hangf and you could wear crap or something fabulous or basically nothing- SHE IS TALKING About the Chateau Marmont Hotel off Sunset where her and Lindsay Lohan used to live!! I love Courtney's blogs they are hilarious!

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