When Celebrities Blog…about the Oscars
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If you manage to get through all the gibberish….
Courtney Love has just posted a new blog that brings the lolz!
She talks about Tina Fey, the Oscars and lots of name-dropping!
C. Love says:
"fey
we sooo dont like one another - but ah well in the end she writes like a motherfucker and i admit that i moxi ( so much better than Tivo!) 30 rock! all the time! i loved the sorkin show the snl thing- somnething sunset? i loooved it but father up like 6 30 rocks and skip the ads and youll be on the floor - shes just MERCILESS on my shit, she probaby has some wierd fantasy of my life like alot of Canadian Midwesterners thazt could not be further from reality although i am about to have a monkey funeral and go visit Ceceil B demille actually i almost bought HIS old house! egads! ready for my closeup indeed. Man i gotta get ouyt of here - i could always just move to Malibu that IS the equivalant of getting out of here without getting out of here but NO it really is time for the house in maida Vale and W village over it and the Chateau is no longer safe or fun like it was for some reason its crawling w Brit journos and teeny stars, it usecd to be such a cool hangf and you could wear crap or something fabulous or basically nothing- Geez i swill say that Josh Hartnett is really kinda cute in real life- way m,ore than i ever thought when i saw him out before and very very nice. Okay got stuff to do! Ill check out Marion i think iwas forgetting to put on my lipstick. in the opther room when she won. the arc whee "Marcel:" dies is really excellent. and JAMES MACAVOY who the fuck wouldnt swoon over that kid! wow! i have to work tomorrow biut right before am goign to see Ratners Roman Polanski rape charges docu with all the righteous cool dudes- Beatty Nicholson Bob Evans who was wearing velvet pants last i saw him -= im looking foreward to a little old hollywood, then i gotta wirk mt GOD i think iwas in the greatest band in history last night, i am really not joking here. mix my brits with my la dudes …FUCK ME we were good,k THANK GOD for Stu. her is a golden god, i hope he knows how much i love him!
soon come! but too many good songs are stillcoming and i cant help that, so its just wiorth the wait that way isnt it? We now have an entirely other set- Jesus what if this turns into a DOUBLE RECORD! isnt hat pretentoius? well i dont care if everything is up to snuf then i dont care. and youll be happy too.
Brodie Dalle called me the other night all happy very…enhanced …oh and i had a verrry interesting discussion with Simon Cowell about Rock N roll.
hmmmmm….am i nam edropper or what? YES!
oh wait i moxi'd "dirt" thatll be fun.
xxc
[Image via WENN.]
HAAAAAAAAAA
FIRST!
- RU
eww
Nice pic :S
she is strange
first!
dAMMMN NOT first. 2nd? Oh shes a hot mess!!!!!
HA. crackhead
Who cares about them?
…say what?
first
blah
hahsh hsghsgs
sooo…. what about her? liike.. ew.. her face..
TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO WORDS: METH ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, is anyone really surprised???
10th??
hahaha
FIRST
hahaha
my god reading all of this gave me a headache
first
I'm sure Tina Fey is thrilled to be called out by a drunk clown with a Dell computer and a little too much time on her shaking hands! Bean_Fart Francis must be so proud of her heritage! It is kind of like being the offspring of an oily burp… Or if you were able to have an in vitro procedure with a garbage truck!
first
I don't even understand what this crackhead is saying.
Go blow a rail.
who cares
that did not make one fucking bit of sense. WTF!?! she needs to lay off the drugs, that one.
Last!
she is such a murderer. she needs to go confess or some shyt. livin off the nirvana fame. that shyt belongs to krist, dave, and fb! jump off the sac bee-yatch!
woop woop pull over that ass to fat
woop woop
schmirst?
sad…lack of eduation
too hard to read - she makes almost no sense….
HUH?! Interpretation please.
diver
what th efuck is this bitch talking about?????
this can not be english. let me find out she's doing crack again.
how many drugs is she on exactly?
this bitch is clearly still on crack!
bitch cant spell doesnt know gramme and seems like she is high!
get help bitch! asap!
Im sorry~~What?
Wow I am surprised that she knows how to use a computer and type.
Dear Courtney,
People make fun of you because you are a dirty drug addict and a fall down drunk. You are a total mess, its disgusting. Either get your self to rehab and stay there for a year, otherwise you’re going to end up like your husband.
Wow I am surprised that she knows how to use a computer and type.
Dear Courtney,
People make fun of you because you are a dirty drug addict and a fall down drunk. You are a total mess, its disgusting. Either get your self to rehab and stay there for a year, otherwise you’re going to end up like your husband.
holy shit! that is just hilarious! wonder what she was on!?!?!?!
uh, wow. i think some of that was english, but stringing together a bunch of maybe words doesn't make it coherent. holy crap, she needs to lay off the crack.
Obviously, she is a regular commenter on your blog, Perez. Because, she like your commenters, is mostly vulgar and makes little sense.
Courtney the drug cunt….She should go away and die that bitch
WTF IS SHE TALKING BOUT????? SHE IS ON K-PAX…..WACKO………
Um….wow. I would really appreciate it if she didn't blog anymore. Or, at least if she learned to spell..it'd be a step out. This gives a BAD name to all us bloggers in the whole blogosphere….ugh.
Um… Wow.
Canadian midwesterner? There's no such thing. There's just westerners, northerners and easterners. Which is ironic as we all live in southern Canada.
Courtney Love is still alive?
WTF???
xD she looks like britney
Who the fuck cares about this stupid drugged out cunt
She is coked up. Who really cares what she has to say? I feel bad for her daughter, that's about it.
Wow! did she go to school?
I know that she was probably wasted but still.
Does she know about a period?, I mean for separate ideas and that kind of stuff.
Wow… what a stupid bitch.
What a baller.
she really doesn't make sense or understand anything. She's the original 'hot mess' minus the hot.
Tina Fey is a genius, and courtney just can't take a joke about her life.. which is a joke.
She's right about one thing, James McAvoy is a god
fuckin retard….
UUUUUURGGGGGHHHH… Courtney Love is FUGLY!!! She should quit having plastic surgery and just stick a paper bag over her head… I've seen prettier things come out of a dogs butt!
oh lord i hope she's dead in less then 24 hours
FUCKING LOVE COURTNEY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE ALWAYS BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE!
is she ever coherent?
Where's Osama Lufti when you need him to cut the power and not allow a looneybird to communicate with the world? Mission: Courtney. Spare us all.
Super lame and getting too old to be thinking she's still soo cool.
am i the only one who doesnt know what the fuck she was trying to type?
PEREZ. why didn't you bold BRODY DALLE shes famous too, you bitch!!!
Courney: Go on tour. Jagger is wayyyyy older. Waiting for you to kick some a*s.
Take a new generation hostage, babe, and show 'em how it's done. Rock on.
Courtney Love is a mesmerizing performer with mega musical chops. You Perezzites know nothing. Were you even born yet? Lol.
Is there a Courtney-to-English translator widget on the web somewhere?
they say what you write mirrors your brain thought process…hmmm
Ok picture this: Courtney L and Pete D start dating and end up in some horrid hotel room both OD'd and dead. The chamber maid finds them when she comes to clean the room. How news worthy would that be? Ok can't take the credit for making that up. Jckie collins writes a version of that in her book "Lucky" but we all know truth and fiction often go hand and hand. Damn rehab just doesn't do it for her.
ha three words
crack crack crack.
Re: Danielle – you are a self-righteous ass. too old to be cool is so not the issue,here, sweetie. just because PH posts her rant doesn't mean she is trying to be cool or noticed. dumbass
Man is she retarded. She sounds like some of the regulars who post here. No one can be that stupid. She must be on drugs again.
WAS THAT EVEN ENGLISH? SHE'S A NAME DROPPING HANGRON. PERIOD.
what in the world is a "Canadian Midwesterner"????
oh, clove, you've really done it this time!
READ THE BOOK "LOVE AND DEATH" YOU WILL HAVE NO DOUBT IN YOUR MIND THAT SHE KILLED KURT COBAIN.
I would never know how she even got a man. Her spelling and sentence structure is very poor. This is very sad.
Will she just shut up? What is going on? I used to like her so much. She is like a babbling mental patient. Don't you feel sorry for her daughter. She is probably at that age where she really understands what a nut her mom is. She is probably always embarrassed by her behaviour. Brody Dalle called her. Brody rips off Courtney's singing style, so why not give her a ring.
what?
Jesus! Where's the Crackwhore Decoder Ring when you need it!
Um, take another hit off the doobie-bat, yotch! Who flipped a rock and let THAT thing out again? 'Nother 'album' coming out? Kid need some publicity? What-EV-ah!
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Speaking as a 'Canadian Mid-Westerner', whatever the h-e-double-hockeysticks that is, I regret to inform (what's her name again?) that no real 'fantasy of what your life is like' actually exists. Indeed, our fantasy is simply NOT HAVING your life. A-ight?
Oop a deeple peeple pong.
Yeah? Ya do, and you'll clean it up!
… she's back on the drugs. Pathetic.
She eats poo
moral of story: don't do an eightball and blog.
you're rambling bitch!
Re: WHat Drugs make you type like that? – Oily burp Glorious!
LEAVE COURTNEy ALONE!!!!
God dammit. The second that Kurt Cobains child dropped out of this skiffuza's Vag, we all knew we'd be subjected to her for life. It makes me sick that she's rich and famous. Nobody deserves it less than this slit. God I hate her.
why not have an assistant blog 4 u??
what the hell is she saying??? IDK I kinda like Courtney, was she talking about tina fey?? AHH It's confusing!!!!1
huh?
This is obviously what happens to celebs when they don't go to school. Learn how to WRITE!
Maybe Jamie Spears could use her reading comprehention skills and decpiher what the f++k this crack head said.Dayum.
HEY GUYS DON'T YOU KNOW? COURTNEY's MOST ENDEARING QUALITIES IS HER TYPOS, She got 10 stars out of 10 for having the most hilarious blogs, she is actually SOBER, and have been for 3 years, obviously most of you guys don't understand but the JOKE IS ON THE READERS, Courtney Love is very intelligent and smart, notice she has never had a DUI????
besidies she was the ORIGINAL HOT MESS THAT STARTED IT ALL!!!
I love reading her blogs and her myspace is fucking hot!!
Chateau is no longer safe or fun like it was for some reason its crawling w Brit journos and teeny stars, it usecd to be such a cool hangf and you could wear crap or something fabulous or basically nothing- SHE IS TALKING About the Chateau Marmont Hotel off Sunset where her and Lindsay Lohan used to live!! I love Courtney's blogs they are hilarious!