When Celebrities Blog…about the Oscars
If you manage to get through all the gibberish….
Courtney Love has just posted a new blog that brings the lolz!
She talks about Tina Fey, the Oscars and lots of name-dropping!
C. Love says:
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we sooo dont like one another - but ah well in the end she writes like a motherfucker and i admit that i moxi ( so much better than Tivo!) 30 rock! all the time! i loved the sorkin show the snl thing- somnething sunset? i loooved it but father up like 6 30 rocks and skip the ads and youll be on the floor - shes just MERCILESS on my shit, she probaby has some wierd fantasy of my life like alot of Canadian Midwesterners thazt could not be further from reality although i am about to have a monkey funeral and go visit Ceceil B demille actually i almost bought HIS old house! egads! ready for my closeup indeed. Man i gotta get ouyt of here - i could always just move to Malibu that IS the equivalant of getting out of here without getting out of here but NO it really is time for the house in maida Vale and W village over it and the Chateau is no longer safe or fun like it was for some reason its crawling w Brit journos and teeny stars, it usecd to be such a cool hangf and you could wear crap or something fabulous or basically nothing- Geez i swill say that Josh Hartnett is really kinda cute in real life- way m,ore than i ever thought when i saw him out before and very very nice. Okay got stuff to do! Ill check out Marion i think iwas forgetting to put on my lipstick. in the opther room when she won. the arc whee "Marcel:" dies is really excellent. and JAMES MACAVOY who the fuck wouldnt swoon over that kid! wow! i have to work tomorrow biut right before am goign to see Ratners Roman Polanski rape charges docu with all the righteous cool dudes- Beatty Nicholson Bob Evans who was wearing velvet pants last i saw him -= im looking foreward to a little old hollywood, then i gotta wirk mt GOD i think iwas in the greatest band in history last night, i am really not joking here. mix my brits with my la dudes …FUCK ME we were good,k THANK GOD for Stu. her is a golden god, i hope he knows how much i love him!
soon come! but too many good songs are stillcoming and i cant help that, so its just wiorth the wait that way isnt it? We now have an entirely other set- Jesus what if this turns into a DOUBLE RECORD! isnt hat pretentoius? well i dont care if everything is up to snuf then i dont care. and youll be happy too.
Brodie Dalle called me the other night all happy very…enhanced …oh and i had a verrry interesting discussion with Simon Cowell about Rock N roll.
hmmmmm….am i nam edropper or what? YES!
oh wait i moxi'd "dirt" thatll be fun.
xxc
[Image via WENN.]
You Only Wish You Could Look Like This
Is Britney Going Broke???
Huh? How much drugs do I have to do before any of this makes any sense. I got a headache after the first few lines
ahhhhh, cocaine and blogging….such a fab combination!!! long live HOLE!!
I love it when Courtney blogs. I look forward to reading her blogs. Some people are more intelligent than others. Of course, that means some of us are capable of understanding exactly what she's talking about in her blogs. You haters are not a bright bunch at all, are you? Why am I not surprised at some of your comments? :rolleyes:
what the fuck WAS that?
Re: aprilmaye – I love her blogs too.
Re: FVocalist – what>>>> you do realize the peak of hole was from songs written by kurt? obviously you do not… she has not talent…. kurt was the talent
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Re: KIRA – Oh my god, you have to be THE DUMBEST person alive to think she has been sober for over three years… she has NOT
Re: Jamastiene – What??? Oh my god you're fucking hilarious… so funny when people defend crack heads… oh wow you're so smart that you can understand her blogs? What did you graduate from High School or maybe even have a lowly bachelor's degree? Seriously, you are obviously not smarter than anyone here if you like that shit.
Sounds like NASA
got another one of those transmissions from Planet X again.
TOO much crack make u talk like that!!!
i got a headache reading that….soooooooo confusing and jumbled. DAMN
Re: Jamastiene –
um yous is ovisly smerta than mi roflmfao
I really hate her since back in the old days in Hollywood when Kurt was still alive and she was always around BUT I can tell you she is actually very smart and this blog only proves she is super fucked up and not clean…not that I ever believed it anyway.
this thing is not a celebutard, it's a mutant
So sorree…….can we get a translator in here?
um what language is that?
Wow. I can't believe Edward Norton actually dated this chick.
she's clearly high on coke.
Nothing is endearing about her typo's- she is a horrible monopolistic personality. You are a fucking moron for caring about this bitch. Her face looks wax, she hangs with hot topic employees half her age and she is a pathetic mother. Kathleen Hanna should have knocked her ass out when she had the chance. The joke is on you, go back to TGI Fridays with your fat secretary ass and gossip with your gay Tori Amos friends. Loser.
She said edropper does that mean she was rolloing balls when she wrote this? That can explain the type os
She killed Kurt…. I HATE HER!
SHE LOOKS HIGHER THAN A ROCKETSHIP
Yo, I can't wait for the Kurt and Courtney Movie to come out next year! Rumor has it Ryan Gosling is going to play Kurt and Scarlett Johanssen is going to play a young courtney…
I love her new myspace look, it's rocking!
wow. maybe she should stop spending money on her face and buy an education.
Why even bother posting this?
I've never agreed with anything C-Love has ever said except now. I love James McAvoy too. Why did he have to do all of his interviews with his wife? No one really cares about her…lol
SHE MURDERED KURT!!!!! ALL THE EVIDENCE FROM THE CRIME SCENE POINTS TO IT! HE WAS SHOT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM, HE HAD 3 TIMES THE LETHAL DOSAGE OF COKE IN HIS BLOOD AND WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO WEAK TO PICK UP A SHOTGUN, AND ESPECIALLY TO USE IT. ALSO, IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SHOOT YOURSELF WITH A SHOTGUN UNLESS YOU CUT THE BARREL OFF. HE ANNOUNCED HE WANTED A DIVORCE DAYS BEFORE HIS DEATH. YOU DO THE MATH!
As a proud Canadian, wo do not have a mid-west, we have the prairie provinces and the maritimes, and the territories.
Somebody needs to check poor little Francis Bean for Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder.
This crazy bitch hired "the executioner" guy to murder kurt cobain, and make it look like suicide. Then, when he ratted Courtney out, because she didn't come through with the kill money … then the executioner turns up dead. Crazy bitch probably killed him with her stink.
Selfish bitch came here and didn't pay her rent for six months. Then, when the owner was ready to kick her azz out… all of a sudden she starts saying her expensive jewellrey was stolen; and trys to get an insurance claim paid out so she can get the landlord off her back. As soon as the heat came down on her she was like…Oh…here it is. Found it. Celebrity-collar crime… put this skank in jail with the rest of the thieves and murderers. (Courtney, you best stay out of dark alleys, because if Sharon Osbourne ever gets the chance, she will kick your azz into next week for supplying drugs to her son).
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I don't understand a fucking word this dumb cunt writes. No wonder Kurt killed himself. I feel sooooo sorry for Francis Bean!!!!
IGNORANT SLUT
James McAvoy was mentioned….that's all that matters to me!
Holly carp dozen"t sh e prooph reed!
Re: SHE KILLED KURT – ummmm it was heroine… CLINTON 2008…and yes she did have a part in his death and she is dumb!!!!
holy run on sentence.
But seriously thats not quite a fluid thought! I'm not sure if she was talking about SNL moving or the Oscars….I'm going to blame…cocaine? Perhaps she should be tested again?
Ummmmmm?!?!?! WTF is she on?!?!? Must have been hammered, high or both!!!
oily burp > LOLOLOLOLOLOL
first!…pfftt
How is this strange? It's like any other blog for someone's "friends" or "fans". What's the big deal? She's cute. I like her. I can totally relate. Maybe it's an L.A. over thirty intelligent female thing…
What the fuck is she on about? Has she suffered permanent brain damage? Biggest loser everrrr.
Tina Fey is an arrogant mean girl. She is, in fact, the pettiest most insecure bitch on the planet. She thinks she knows it all and she just HAS to tell you her fucking opinions over and over. She may be funny but she isn't that smart. She hates anyone better looking than she is- ask anyone. She is a royal pain in the ass. That's why she could write Mean Girls- and she will never grow out of it.
See what I mean about poor Frances Bean being the daughter of drunken, drug-addled fuck-ups??? The odds are soooo stacked against her. Don't pick on her, she has enough trouble . God bless you, child.
#99 - sherry says – Maybe Jamie Spears could use her reading comprehention skills and decpiher what the f++k this crack head said.Dayum.
:)
kitnplayn says: it is spelled comprehenSion and decIPher; oh and crackhead is one word. ha fool
Perez, you should translate material in your site for those of us who graduated from 3rd grade. Okay?
Courtney is the most generous sensitive beautiful smart talented STAR alive, you just dont know…her typo …. well think about it, you might just not be intellligent enough to understand…this woman is a genius writer, she is not drunk…not more than perez or anyone else, she is brilliant and again beautiful and the best musician/singer…anyone who cant possibly understand what this woman is all about GENIUS AND LOVE is just out of his fucking mind and totally fucked up, she is a great mother for frances and cares for her more than anything…I dont know why people like PEREZ keep using ugly pictures of her, pictures that look NOTHING like her !!! SHE IS TRULY BEAUTIFUL, so be honest for once and use those pictures where her beauty shows, just because she is not a dancey person you dont have to hate her or something…namyo rege kyo
The woman is mad. I read the first few lines but im not gona waste my life reading the rest of it. Makes no sense.
C Love is the shit!
Always funny, intelligent, out spoken… just stay away from the knife, you look fine.
Oh.. and learn to proof read!
Whatever insights one has under the influence are best left there, and not put on pen and paper. Eh?
Sober or not, Courtney's writing style has always been stream of consciousness.
Court is an amazing singer. Her other strength's are her intelligence and using the "crazy" act to get her way.
I do think she played on Kurt's weaknesses and drove him insane.
Good thing Kurt's mom raised Frances Bean.
?????????????????????? WHAT??????????????????????
NOTHING BUT A COKE HEAD HER WORDS DON'T MEAN SHIT!!! I HOPE LIL' FRANCIS LEARNS HOW NOT TO BE A JUNKIE,FROM SOME OUTSIDE INFLUENCES.GOD KNOWS HER PARENTS DEFINATELY WERE'NT ROLE MODELS
Can we make a number 1. rule of blogging that people have to spell correctly. I mean, how old is she and she still can't write properly?
Re: You know nothing – Kurt didn't do her show or her onstage delivery for her. YOU know nothing. Tag.
ANOTHER FINE EXAMPLE OF WHY KIDS SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL. I CAN'T EVEN READ THAT SHIT. WTF!
Re: Paula – You don't "get a man" with spelling and sentence structure. Different objectives and strategies involved.
Re: Paula – You don't "get a man" with spelling and sentence structure. Different objectives and strategies involved.
you forgot to bold "Brodie Dalle"s name (actual spelling: Brody Dalle)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's one of my idols!
btw
i did't understand any of her blog—-until it got to "Brodie Dalle" lol
Uhmm "she probaby has some wierd fantasy of my life like alot of Canadian Midwesterners thazt could not be further from reality" Ok, Courtney Love said that, she's like the psycho-ist, most delusional person on the planet. WTF??
Did she really kill Kurt?
courtney love is a brilliant woman. yes she made mistakes with drugs…..and shes the only one on earth to ever do that, right? please. give her a break. she has fun with her blog and doesnt give a shit……it's a myspace blog, not a legal document. get a life, ya hater aholes. xo
It looks like, NO, she is fucked up, probably drunk!
Guilty feeling probably because she killed him or had a BIG part in her former husband's death.
Well, it will get to her (looks as if it has already been eating at her for years) and hopefully bite her in the ass in a bigger way soon!
still love her…hot mess!!!!
ps why didnt you highlight brody dalle??? she is super too x
HAHAHA what the fuck is up with her…This is how I know she is on crack… COMPLIMENTING JOSH HARTNETT!!!! HAHA its like she wants to pimp them around though…bitch better leave McAvoy alone though… he's brilliant and hot, so I guess she was right there, but she needs to stop the name dropping, seriously. And if she is going to do it, dont use the names of people who dont deserve to be called out (Fey) by the crackhead.
Re: kitnplayn – There should be a reality show about people who buy into stupid bogus conspiracy theories like that. Call it "How Gullible Are You?" Kurt would be so totally against people who say that type of stuff about Courtney. Get real.
Re: mor intelligent… hahaha –
I have better taste and more class than all the haters combined. Talk to the hand.
Re: Lvr – Well said. She is truly a gorgeous woman. These haters act like third graders.