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Luke Wilson is one of Hollywood's top golfers, he'd like us to believe.

Not just content with stroking his club well, the actor is also a budding designer.

Eschewing a traditional fashion line, Wilson is coming out with his own line of golf products for PUMA.

The golf line will supposedly reflect the more sophisticated sportswear styles of the 1950's.

The special edition golf products are slated to launch in two phases globally in April and July of this year.

Does Luke Wilson have the brand name recognition to drive product sales?

We think not.

[Image via Getty Images.]

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82 comments to “You Only Wish You Could Look Like This”

  1. mc says – reply to this


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    1st?

  2. k says – reply to this


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    2

  3. arty says – reply to this


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    nope

  4. jill says – reply to this


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    myeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  5. faye says – reply to this


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    second?

  6. D says – reply to this


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    I have never thought of him as a fashion icon.

  7. megan says – reply to this


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    first!

  8. Christina says – reply to this


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    At least his nose is straight.

  9. Heather says – reply to this


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    second or third!

  10. maggie says – reply to this


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    i can't believe is him, wau

  11. biq says – reply to this


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  12. Gabby says – reply to this


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    1st? Agree.

  13. norman says – reply to this


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    I will suck his dick, not doubts!!!!

  14. ghyugh says – reply to this


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    1st

  15. Rodella says – reply to this


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    Well as long as his investors think Mr. Wilson has enough selling power in his name it's thier money after all.

  16. BABYDOLL says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  17. allly says – reply to this


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    13th?

  18. Melissa says – reply to this


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    He is so fucking hot…waaay better than his brother Owen. Luke is better at acting, and has better looks.

  19. LOOK LIKE A TALENTLESS HACK (EVERYWHERE YOU GO!) says – reply to this


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    This guy is trying to find another career faster than Dionne Warwick!!!! What a bitch!!! His acting is the WORST there has ever been!!! He and His junkie bro should try a double suicide PACT (Guaranteed to get bigger headlines than Heath!). It might beat failing at golf tailor. What a cunt!!!!

  20. elyse says – reply to this


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    i love him!!! i want to marry him!

  21. Little odessa says – reply to this


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    Golf fucking rules.Hope Luke is better then his movies.The shirt looks nice though.I wouldnt mind wear that when teeing off.So fuck brand recognision.If paris hilton or miss Lohan come up with something shitty ,it might have brand recognition but it wouldnt last.Luke shirt looks actually groovy so that's enough brand recognition for me.

  22. hmm! says – reply to this


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    i like him alot but i don't know about this.

  23. amy says – reply to this


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    yummy, he is a hottie. too cute!

  24. Christine says – reply to this


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    What the fuck do YOu kow about sportswear, let alone golf specific sportswear.

  25. SecretWord4You says – reply to this


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    Say this word seven times and you will have good luck.

  26. EXCITING NEWS: TIME TAKES A SHIT (that turns out to be Luke Wilson!)! says – reply to this


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    How is this lumpy chump NEWS? He has TANKED more movies than Allan Smithee! The only thing that he could possibly do to top "Blonde Ambition" would be to mercy kill his brother with a fucking AXE!!!

  27. Lee says – reply to this


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    Luke…the sane Wilson.

  28. mrs wilson says – reply to this


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    luke is so fucking hot

    when he goes crazy in Royal Tannenbaums and shaves his head- he makes me cum so hard

    I want that Wilson dick in me now

    Kisses and smooches

    dirty slut

  29. to moron: says – reply to this


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    Re: LOOK LIKE A TALENTLESS HACK (EVERYWHERE YOU GO!) – what's you talent? sitting behind a computer hating on people?? shut up. your boring. (yaaaaawwwwn!)

  30. Corey K says – reply to this


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    i need that sweater so bad….

  31. roxy says – reply to this


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    yeeeeaaaah baby! I love him he's H-O-T !!

  32. N says – reply to this


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    Does anyone else think he resembles Prince William here? I want to see a "separated at birth."

  33. HEY PUMA!!!! says – reply to this


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    Want to save a few million? Just go spend it on GOLD ROCKET-SLEDS or something– because this fucking frumpy dumpy loser is only good at ONE THING– MAking you want to kill yourself the SECOND YOU SEE HIM!!! That's what happened to Owen– and that's what happened to me when I saw the first 3 minutes of "Blonde Ambition"! This DOLT is the KING MIDAS of SUCKING!!!! Anything he touches FAILS!!!! The only thing that didn't was "Old School" and that is ENTIRELY because Will Ferrel WAS SLUMMING (for drug money or something). Seriously– How can you think that this is a good idea? Luke Wilson is about a cool as an old woman shitting herself in line at McDonalds! Yuck is RIGHT!

  34. Spiffy says – reply to this


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    It the golf wear looks this good, I'll buy it. Who cares who's name is on it.

  35. Aimée says – reply to this


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    Ugh, golf AND Luke Wilson? Could PUMA create a lamer combination? Jeez…

  36. aka_match says – reply to this


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    You're ridiculous! Of course he does!

  37. FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: to moron:
    I am president of the Luke Wilson Fan Club (as a matter of fact) and today we are having a big rally to try and convince the Wilson Brothers to make a drug-pony fitness VIDEO like Jessica Simpson! We collected $34.00 for heroin money for Owen last week– and now we are trying to create an online petition for Hollywood to make "My Super-Ex Girlfriend 2: Lost in the K-HOLE"– so as an answer to your question, I am a very, very busy retard! I love Luke– the same way I love to just kneel and stare at the toilet bowl after I take a big smelly shit! It is the EXACT sensation (for me) as sitting in front of one of Luke Wilson's movies! I could just stare for HOURS at the swirling atrocity of it all!

  38. lex77 says – reply to this


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    He doesn't but if the stuff looks good, it will sell.

  39. Toots says – reply to this


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    What's up with that fucking sweater?

  40. AMO says – reply to this


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    He looks stylish here (assuming they're his designs); so why not?

  41. zombiehands says – reply to this


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    to confusing with Wilson sports.

  42. Dan M. says – reply to this


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    Who does Luke Wilson think he is? I wouldn't buy anything this guy had to offer - he is sooo arrogant.

  43. sjshsj says – reply to this


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    i'd still fuck him.

  44. Speaking of the Wilson Brothers .. . says – reply to this


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    Did any of you see Owen present on the Oscars last night? None of his personality came through, he was like a sad empty shell. Better adjust his meds. I'd rather be crazy and/or self-medicated, if the alternative is being a quiet, slow, dull and dreary image of my former self.

  45. Lucie says – reply to this


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    Yum…i wouldn't mind playing with his 9iron.

  46. Yes! says – reply to this


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    Re: Speaking of the Wilson Brothers .. . – He seemed like his depressed character in "Wedding Crashers."

  47. You obviously don't play golf says – reply to this


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    Re: Lucie – OR you think he has a little wee wee. I hope it is a wood, instead of a 9 iron, the smallest distance of the bunch–besides a putter and wedge, of course

  48. OJ in Vegas says – reply to this


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    i'll bet HIS SWEATERS PILL!!!

  49. LUKE WILSON SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS AN EYE DISEASE! says – reply to this


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    This lump is about as talented as a fucking TUMOR! Every SINGLE film/project he is involved with FAILS beyond all measure of (everyone's) lowest EXPECTATIONS. He is not liked by any… Time to find another career (in a field that has no idea who he is: like coal mining or rat catching). Luke is the Kato Kaelin of FILM. Even that comparison is doing him a big fucking favor. If the greek Gods of ABJECT Failure could represent themselves on Earth, it would be George Bush- who would shed his skin (during a press conference) to reveal Luke Wilson (in his fucking golf-smock) underneath. There should be a national campaign to encourage the Wilson Brothers to kill themselves as soon (and as permanently) as fucking POSSIBLE!!! Before a bunch of three year olds in Malaysia lost their fingers trying to put the buttons on Luke's White Supremacy® PUMA line of GOLF DRESSES FOR RETARDS (and FLOPS)!

  50. Sadie says – reply to this


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    I must be missing something because why would I want to look like an average joe??????? PS - I am a woman

  51. SONG FOR OWEN (keep trying) says – reply to this


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    Re: Speaking of the Wilson Brothers .. .
    It looked like he was looking for any sharp object to take him out of this world!!! Too bad he couldn't find any (or that he couldn't have "slipped" on that colostomy piss on the floor (left by the podium when the grampa took the award) and broken his neck in front of ONE BILLION PEOPLE!!!! Hmmm. Wonder WHY this was THE LOWEST RATED ACADEMY AWARD SHOW IN OVER 45 YEARS? Perhaps shuffling out some Thorazine HACK who would rather be slicing his wrists to ribbons than announcing Animations' next big NOBODY might have something to do with it…

  52. Calliope10 says – reply to this


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    Re: Speaking of the Wilson Brothers .. . – Yeah - sad. He DID seem a bit overmedicated but I think the fact is that the world is now seeing the REAL Owen Wilson. Without the effects of the illegal drugs, he IS the depressed guy from "Wedding Crashers". It's a good thing he has some acting ability - he's going to need to start pursuing those dramatic roles …

  53. jocelyn says – reply to this


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    "Not just content with stroking his club well"

    love love love perezie

  54. littlestich says – reply to this


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    I like the outfit he has on. If his line looks like that, he should do well. I wish him luck with it - he seems like a decent, low-key guy.

  55. Gabriel says – reply to this


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    like him, but i dont think he will get too much money

  56. leen says – reply to this


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    I FUCKING LOVE LUKE WILSON!!!!

    :D

  57. emily says – reply to this


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    i usually dont like him but i think he looks really hot here..

  58. HEY GRANDMA! says – reply to this


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    Look at this bitch! If I fished a big turd out of the bowl and wrapped it in one of Nana's sweaters it might look as distinguished and regal as this waddling twat on the lawn! Here's to the non-talented and their stale dreams that rot before us!
    .
    .
    PS. Don't quit your day-job of keeping your scratchy junkie bro off the fucking ledge! Maybe Tiger will bust your bitch-ass with his brown baby-arm cock (if you ask real nice)! Good luck with your future CUNT!!!!

  59. cali says – reply to this


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    Luke Wilson is actually an accomplished golfer - he placed respectably in the Pebble Beach Pro Am tourament a few weeks ago. The outfit, not so much…

  60. HE'S FARTING IN THAT PHOTO! says – reply to this


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    LUKE WILSON is a COMPLETE WASTE OF LIFE!!! I MEAN 2 MONTHS AGO HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF AND NOW HE IS DESIGNING GOLF CLOTHES? Get a fucking GRIP man! He and Wesley Snipes need to do a GOLF movie with Stephen Segall!!! THat would be something worth watching!!!

  61. SugarFreddie says – reply to this


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    are you kidding Perez? have you not heard of Young Golf?!!
    Young Hollywood move over.

  62. Gazzer says – reply to this


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    Bullshit!!!! Top Golfer in Hollywood…Luke plays to a 12 at best…Jack Wagner is the Top Golfer in Hollywood and has infinitely more style that Luke.

  63. Money says – reply to this


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    He looks fucking fabulous. Money! Love you, Luke.

  64. sooooz says – reply to this


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    I love Luke….he is my ideal mate……LOVE LOVE LOVE him!!!

  65. Jenn says – reply to this


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    Re: N – that's what I said!!!

  66. PghDana says – reply to this


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    His sweater looks like a shower cutain

  67. I LUV LUKE says – reply to this


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    HE LOOKS A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN HIS BROTHER

  68. john dixon says – reply to this


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    Luke and Owen were separated at birth…Owen got all the funny and charisma, Luke got all the crap. WHY does Hollywood put his boring ass in movies?! They should make a movie with him and that other boring loser, Mark Ruffalo, and call it "SNORE"

  69. PerezSupporter says – reply to this


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    I saw him in Pebble Beach, and he was very sweet and handsome. I can't wait to see what his line will look like .

  70. Nightmaredoll says – reply to this


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    This man is a stud. Too sexy.

  71. lucy says – reply to this


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    I think that looks like a cliff huxtable sweater.

  72. Danny says – reply to this


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    Luke is HOT!

  73. Michael says – reply to this


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    He's a classy guy in my book, unlike his tragic brother.

  74. fagrod says – reply to this


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    holy fuck I want that caridgan

  75. Ms Austin TX says – reply to this


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    I've heard Luke is a prick. owen used to get into fights all the time in high school- it's why they threw him out. but the grapevine has relayed the message that Luke is a worse prick than Owen. Find out if that's true, perez.

  76. Sperminator says – reply to this


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    I'd bend him over and shoot inside him…and he can keep his fancy clothes on.

  77. idbuyluke says – reply to this


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    Are you kidding?!?! Have you seen golf clothes.. they don't need a big name.. they just need a NAME! It's all the same crap anyway.. no one is original in the golf clothing industry.. trust me I worked it. Luke would propably boost sales so much that they'd have to open a REAL factory to produce the stuff… as it is now most of the golf clothing lines sit in pro shops collecting dust… can we say overpriced!!!!!!

  78. alyson says – reply to this


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    I think he's hot!

  79. mmm says – reply to this


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    ….
    …hello
    hello

  80. .... says – reply to this


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    looking good??

  81. Howard Gibson says – reply to this


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    If he weren't a pro golfer, he could just as well be a dude in a sweatshirt. Of course if he were an http://iloveharlem.net sweatshirt, he probably would be thrown out for being white trash.

  82. B says – reply to this


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    I think he is hot and I actually like the sweater.