You Only Wish You Could Look Like This
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Zportz
Luke Wilson is one of Hollywood's top golfers, he'd like us to believe.
Not just content with stroking his club well, the actor is also a budding designer.
Eschewing a traditional fashion line, Wilson is coming out with his own line of golf products for PUMA.
The golf line will supposedly reflect the more sophisticated sportswear styles of the 1950's.
The special edition golf products are slated to launch in two phases globally in April and July of this year.
Does Luke Wilson have the brand name recognition to drive product sales?
We think not.
[Image via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 25, 2008 at 4:12 pm
1st?
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nope
myeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
second?
I have never thought of him as a fashion icon.
first!
At least his nose is straight.
second or third!
i can't believe is him, wau
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1st? Agree.
I will suck his dick, not doubts!!!!
1st
Well as long as his investors think Mr. Wilson has enough selling power in his name it's thier money after all.
FIRST
13th?
He is so fucking hot…waaay better than his brother Owen. Luke is better at acting, and has better looks.
This guy is trying to find another career faster than Dionne Warwick!!!! What a bitch!!! His acting is the WORST there has ever been!!! He and His junkie bro should try a double suicide PACT (Guaranteed to get bigger headlines than Heath!). It might beat failing at golf tailor. What a cunt!!!!
i love him!!! i want to marry him!
Golf fucking rules.Hope Luke is better then his movies.The shirt looks nice though.I wouldnt mind wear that when teeing off.So fuck brand recognision.If paris hilton or miss Lohan come up with something shitty ,it might have brand recognition but it wouldnt last.Luke shirt looks actually groovy so that's enough brand recognition for me.
i like him alot but i don't know about this.
yummy, he is a hottie. too cute!
What the fuck do YOu kow about sportswear, let alone golf specific sportswear.
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Say this word seven times and you will have good luck.
How is this lumpy chump NEWS? He has TANKED more movies than Allan Smithee! The only thing that he could possibly do to top "Blonde Ambition" would be to mercy kill his brother with a fucking AXE!!!
Luke…the sane Wilson.
luke is so fucking hot
when he goes crazy in Royal Tannenbaums and shaves his head- he makes me cum so hard
I want that Wilson dick in me now
Kisses and smooches
dirty slut
Re: LOOK LIKE A TALENTLESS HACK (EVERYWHERE YOU GO!) – what's you talent? sitting behind a computer hating on people?? shut up. your boring. (yaaaaawwwwn!)
i need that sweater so bad….
yeeeeaaaah baby! I love him he's H-O-T !!
Does anyone else think he resembles Prince William here? I want to see a "separated at birth."
Want to save a few million? Just go spend it on GOLD ROCKET-SLEDS or something– because this fucking frumpy dumpy loser is only good at ONE THING– MAking you want to kill yourself the SECOND YOU SEE HIM!!! That's what happened to Owen– and that's what happened to me when I saw the first 3 minutes of "Blonde Ambition"! This DOLT is the KING MIDAS of SUCKING!!!! Anything he touches FAILS!!!! The only thing that didn't was "Old School" and that is ENTIRELY because Will Ferrel WAS SLUMMING (for drug money or something). Seriously– How can you think that this is a good idea? Luke Wilson is about a cool as an old woman shitting herself in line at McDonalds! Yuck is RIGHT!
It the golf wear looks this good, I'll buy it. Who cares who's name is on it.
Ugh, golf AND Luke Wilson? Could PUMA create a lamer combination? Jeez…
You're ridiculous! Of course he does!
Re: to moron: –
I am president of the Luke Wilson Fan Club (as a matter of fact) and today we are having a big rally to try and convince the Wilson Brothers to make a drug-pony fitness VIDEO like Jessica Simpson! We collected $34.00 for heroin money for Owen last week– and now we are trying to create an online petition for Hollywood to make "My Super-Ex Girlfriend 2: Lost in the K-HOLE"– so as an answer to your question, I am a very, very busy retard! I love Luke– the same way I love to just kneel and stare at the toilet bowl after I take a big smelly shit! It is the EXACT sensation (for me) as sitting in front of one of Luke Wilson's movies! I could just stare for HOURS at the swirling atrocity of it all!
He doesn't but if the stuff looks good, it will sell.
What's up with that fucking sweater?
He looks stylish here (assuming they're his designs); so why not?
to confusing with Wilson sports.
Who does Luke Wilson think he is? I wouldn't buy anything this guy had to offer - he is sooo arrogant.
i'd still fuck him.
Did any of you see Owen present on the Oscars last night? None of his personality came through, he was like a sad empty shell. Better adjust his meds. I'd rather be crazy and/or self-medicated, if the alternative is being a quiet, slow, dull and dreary image of my former self.
Yum…i wouldn't mind playing with his 9iron.
Re: Speaking of the Wilson Brothers .. . – He seemed like his depressed character in "Wedding Crashers."
Re: Lucie – OR you think he has a little wee wee. I hope it is a wood, instead of a 9 iron, the smallest distance of the bunch–besides a putter and wedge, of course
i'll bet HIS SWEATERS PILL!!!
This lump is about as talented as a fucking TUMOR! Every SINGLE film/project he is involved with FAILS beyond all measure of (everyone's) lowest EXPECTATIONS. He is not liked by any… Time to find another career (in a field that has no idea who he is: like coal mining or rat catching). Luke is the Kato Kaelin of FILM. Even that comparison is doing him a big fucking favor. If the greek Gods of ABJECT Failure could represent themselves on Earth, it would be George Bush- who would shed his skin (during a press conference) to reveal Luke Wilson (in his fucking golf-smock) underneath. There should be a national campaign to encourage the Wilson Brothers to kill themselves as soon (and as permanently) as fucking POSSIBLE!!! Before a bunch of three year olds in Malaysia lost their fingers trying to put the buttons on Luke's White Supremacy® PUMA line of GOLF DRESSES FOR RETARDS (and FLOPS)!
I must be missing something because why would I want to look like an average joe??????? PS - I am a woman
Re: Speaking of the Wilson Brothers .. . –
It looked like he was looking for any sharp object to take him out of this world!!! Too bad he couldn't find any (or that he couldn't have "slipped" on that colostomy piss on the floor (left by the podium when the grampa took the award) and broken his neck in front of ONE BILLION PEOPLE!!!! Hmmm. Wonder WHY this was THE LOWEST RATED ACADEMY AWARD SHOW IN OVER 45 YEARS? Perhaps shuffling out some Thorazine HACK who would rather be slicing his wrists to ribbons than announcing Animations' next big NOBODY might have something to do with it…
Re: Speaking of the Wilson Brothers .. . – Yeah - sad. He DID seem a bit overmedicated but I think the fact is that the world is now seeing the REAL Owen Wilson. Without the effects of the illegal drugs, he IS the depressed guy from "Wedding Crashers". It's a good thing he has some acting ability - he's going to need to start pursuing those dramatic roles …
"Not just content with stroking his club well"
love love love perezie
I like the outfit he has on. If his line looks like that, he should do well. I wish him luck with it - he seems like a decent, low-key guy.
like him, but i dont think he will get too much money
I FUCKING LOVE LUKE WILSON!!!!
:D
i usually dont like him but i think he looks really hot here..
Look at this bitch! If I fished a big turd out of the bowl and wrapped it in one of Nana's sweaters it might look as distinguished and regal as this waddling twat on the lawn! Here's to the non-talented and their stale dreams that rot before us!
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PS. Don't quit your day-job of keeping your scratchy junkie bro off the fucking ledge! Maybe Tiger will bust your bitch-ass with his brown baby-arm cock (if you ask real nice)! Good luck with your future CUNT!!!!
Luke Wilson is actually an accomplished golfer - he placed respectably in the Pebble Beach Pro Am tourament a few weeks ago. The outfit, not so much…
LUKE WILSON is a COMPLETE WASTE OF LIFE!!! I MEAN 2 MONTHS AGO HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF AND NOW HE IS DESIGNING GOLF CLOTHES? Get a fucking GRIP man! He and Wesley Snipes need to do a GOLF movie with Stephen Segall!!! THat would be something worth watching!!!
are you kidding Perez? have you not heard of Young Golf?!!
Young Hollywood move over.
Bullshit!!!! Top Golfer in Hollywood…Luke plays to a 12 at best…Jack Wagner is the Top Golfer in Hollywood and has infinitely more style that Luke.
He looks fucking fabulous. Money! Love you, Luke.
I love Luke….he is my ideal mate……LOVE LOVE LOVE him!!!
Re: N – that's what I said!!!
His sweater looks like a shower cutain
HE LOOKS A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN HIS BROTHER
Luke and Owen were separated at birth…Owen got all the funny and charisma, Luke got all the crap. WHY does Hollywood put his boring ass in movies?! They should make a movie with him and that other boring loser, Mark Ruffalo, and call it "SNORE"
I saw him in Pebble Beach, and he was very sweet and handsome. I can't wait to see what his line will look like .
This man is a stud. Too sexy.
I think that looks like a cliff huxtable sweater.
Luke is HOT!
He's a classy guy in my book, unlike his tragic brother.
holy fuck I want that caridgan
I've heard Luke is a prick. owen used to get into fights all the time in high school- it's why they threw him out. but the grapevine has relayed the message that Luke is a worse prick than Owen. Find out if that's true, perez.
I'd bend him over and shoot inside him…and he can keep his fancy clothes on.
Are you kidding?!?! Have you seen golf clothes.. they don't need a big name.. they just