Avril Can't Unload!

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand

Tickets to her tour aren't the only thing April Lavigne is having trouble selling!

The Canadian poseur is trying to get rid of her pricey Mulholland Estates mansion - to no success.

April's house has been on the market for a while. The 6,894 square property was initially listed for $7 million.

Three buyers stepped up to the plate and then pulled out before finishing the deal.

We can imagine Lavigne having that effect on a lot of people!

Now, the asking price of April's mansion has been slashed to a (relatively) bargain basement price of $5.8 mill. It's definitely a buyer's market.

Lavigne and her Sum 44 husband, Darren Whibley, are trying to get rid of the Mulholland house cuz they're apparently paying a hefty mortgage on a Bel Air home they bought last year.

Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!

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Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:38 pm / Email this »

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307 comments to “Avril Can't Unload!”

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red diablo says – reply to this

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first…………….wtf……………………..
princess says – reply to this

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iloveperez
miss. jaclyn says – reply to this

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FFIIRRRSSTTT
laaa says – reply to this

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first??
Buggis says – reply to this

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LOL
Megan says – reply to this

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Sum 44, is that a joke, typo, or seriously stupid?
Melody says – reply to this

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Its SUM 41 you idiot
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And who gives a shit about Avril's house??? My house wont sell either! Nobody's house is selling! WHO CARES?!?!?
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WHERE IS THE REAL JUICE PEREZ??? YOU SUCK THESE DAYS!!
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mc says – reply to this

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ooooo she is so punk rock ¬¬!!! !!! ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬!!!

1st???
paul n says – reply to this

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first!
raquel says – reply to this

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perez, though i love you…its sum 41, not 44…or maybe you meant that because you were being funny and i didnt catch it….but i love you boobear!
Ninnzz says – reply to this

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In todays housing market. . .is she kidding! hah!
loveespeterwentz5 says – reply to this

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aw thats kinda saad

oh well!
perez its AVRIL not APRIL
Xtina says – reply to this

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Her name is AVRIL not april and he's not in "sum 44" ..Tard!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Hahaha, Avril is a terrible singer!
Nancy Drew says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
mary says – reply to this

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It's Sum41
ydnim says – reply to this

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April?? WTF??? Don't you read over your posts first?
asdlj says – reply to this

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FIRSTT
shayla says – reply to this

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april?
your mom says – reply to this

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first! i love avril!
stephanie says – reply to this

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derick whibley ass
facts...check them. says – reply to this

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Um, not that anyone cares, but it's "Deryck" (or whatever weird-ass way he spells it), not Darren.
girly says – reply to this

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sum 41
Elaine says – reply to this

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hthfgdfgh
~Me Me Meee~ says – reply to this

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April?
Heather says – reply to this

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spelling of the names is on purpose? either way it is stupid. I love perez but come on! So meeeaan!
Heather says – reply to this

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I hate Avril. lol
4th
leah says – reply to this

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first!
anjhest says – reply to this

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Oh, Perez. It's aVril not aPril!
has says – reply to this

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f irst/
d says – reply to this

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um. it's AVRIL. not apri. idiot.
aubrey says – reply to this

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her name is aVril.
natalie says – reply to this

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not first!
lulu says – reply to this

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Cunt.
kcb says – reply to this

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Try Sum 41! Not 44
DALE says – reply to this

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Holy fuck this is old news dipshit I heard this story 1 month ago Avril is my future wife and a living god, don't make me hit you again hilton.
Kim says – reply to this

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Who the heck is April?
merrra says – reply to this

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His name is Deryck Whibley
madison says – reply to this

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yawn
carrie says – reply to this

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hope the bitch goes bankrupt! talentless hack.
ffjdjjsj says – reply to this

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April? Someone else writing ur posts?
kati says – reply to this

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HER HUSBAND IS NAMED DERRYCK WHIBLEY YOU IDIOT
jxkbcld says – reply to this

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NOT FIRST
LearnToSpellPerez!!! says – reply to this

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Her name is a V ril…A followed by a V followed by ril. AVRIL. Not April. AVRIL.

Geesh. Can't you afford a fucking spell checker? Or fact checker, for that matter!
em says – reply to this

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april?
candace says – reply to this

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her husbands name is derrick lol
Renee says – reply to this

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April Lavigne??? Whos that?? Any relation to Avril Lavigne??
Janice says – reply to this

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Haha so true!
rache says – reply to this

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omg
Corie says – reply to this

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awwww….. poor little muthaf*ckin princess
you suck at fact checking stupid articles about dumb people says – reply to this

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umm… it's Avril, not April… and its Sum 41, not Sum 44
Ashley says – reply to this

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April?
marissa says – reply to this

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lmfao
perez
kate says – reply to this

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since when is her name April?
rache says – reply to this

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omg wow
alexis says – reply to this

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you called her april and called his band sum 44 its sum 41 idk if thats supposed to be a joke but yeaa ……. love you perez!
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Amen!!
haha says – reply to this

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APRIL hahahahha
manderz says – reply to this

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12th is the new first
gdhgf says – reply to this

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ur also untalented u fat fucker
DALE says – reply to this

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You fucked up avril's husbands name it's Deryck not Darren you mentally stunted retard, you shouldn't be talking about talent since you have absolutely zero douchebag.
CHARLIE says – reply to this

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I LOVEEE AVRIL, SHE'S THE BEST!
LIZ says – reply to this

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APRIL? you suck perez.
Paige says – reply to this

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It's Avril - not April - at least get the name right
LearnToSpellPerez!!! says – reply to this

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Dear God! I'm seriously vomiting in my mouth at your stupidity, Mario.

It's tIckets, TICKETS, tickets. NOT tcikets.

SOMEone needs to lay off the Geezus juice and/or blow….jes sayin'…
Juan says – reply to this

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I feel so bad for her.
Poor girl.
cunt says – reply to this

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perez is the biggest pile of wank ive ever seen….
everytime i see a picture of him i feel sick to my stomach.
people like you should be put down, and your head shoud be shaved
Shannen says – reply to this

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well is she gonna tour with the jonas brothers or not?
you're a genius. says – reply to this

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you're a fucking genius, perez - his name is deryck whibley. not darren.
jessalyn says – reply to this

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what the hell are you talking about?? is aPril lavigne some estranged sister of avrils….and is sum44 a tribute band to sum41?? get your shit RIGHT.
April Lavine says – reply to this

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Hahaha. Love you Perez. I like how you completely mispelled her and her husband's name. It shows how much they mean to the celeb world. lol. Keep up the good work and I didn't even notice you spelled her name April until I saw these comments.

I'm sort of feeling bad for the girl. I like her songs…why aren't ppl going to her concerts? I mean, there are many other concerts out there that do not deserve any audiences…but I thought she was pretty decent.
dumbasses says – reply to this

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the april, sum 44 and darren thing is clearly a subtle jab at the fact that these people are nobody pseudo-celeb has-beens…give perez more credit and get to know his style! sheesh
Charlotte says – reply to this

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DARREN whibley? sum 44? APRIL Lavigne? who wrote this?!
Mattiavelli says – reply to this

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Um- perez, Avril can't sell her house?
You can't blame Avril for the sub prime fiasco.
Avril Rules!
T-REX says – reply to this

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Hopefuly your readers ain't as fuckin stupid as you are hilton, that's right keep on making fun of young girls/woman cause it makes you so "gangsta" what it really makes you is a douchebag when can we off ya.
seabee says – reply to this

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avril means april in french?
Sabrina says – reply to this

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Apparently I'm the only Canadian on here.. or the only person that knows french.
Avril is French for April. He's technically correct.
phyro02 says – reply to this

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stupid americans,

AVRIL and APRIL is the same! APRIL is the english for AVRIL which is Spanish.

you are all stupid people! Go back to school!
Cassandra says – reply to this

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His name isn't Darren, Perez
g says – reply to this

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y do u always pick on avril? wat did she ever do to u? get over urself perez
pooh says – reply to this

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its sum 41
his name is deryck
her name is avril

you disappointed me perez! if those were supposed to be jokes they weren't funny at all.
Seriously Rad says – reply to this

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SO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES….WUHHHHHHHHHH?
WTF PEREZ says – reply to this

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DID PEREZ EVEN WRITE THIS?

EVERY NAME WAS SPELT INCORRECTLY!

AVRIL NOT APRIL
DERYCK NOT DARREN
SUM 41 NOT SUM 44
Whitney says – reply to this

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Yeah, it's okay that you don't like Avril, but Sum 41 (and Deryck!) are actually very good.
brittany says – reply to this

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a) its avril not april
b) its derrek not darren
c) its sum 41 not sum 44

read ur post before u summit it artard
Fuck you April!!! says – reply to this

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i hate this little puke.
Bella says – reply to this

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GOD YOU GUYS ARE DUMB. Obviously he wrote April, Sum 44, and Darren as a frickin JOKE.
plus Avril means April in FRENCH.
Aimée says – reply to this

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Here's a joke for you:

What's the difference between a Canadian and a stupid, illiterate, inbred hick?

Answer: None?

:D
Bella says – reply to this

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Re: Sabrina –
THANK YOU. At least somebody here is educated.
gnjbjn says – reply to this

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wtf
april?
sum 44?
darren?
are you on crack?
Fuck you April!!! says – reply to this

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he prolly made the "mistakes" on purpose to point out how insignifigant she is.
Cassey says – reply to this

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WTF? April lavigne. I mean come on.. Running short on editors are we perez?
ughh says – reply to this

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omfg people are stoooopid clearly if there are so many mistakes it was done on purpose. DUH he fukin knows her name is avril probably just showing he doesnt care enough to spell her name right? wake up
Andrea says – reply to this

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What's with all the typos, Perez?

PS, I love the millions of comments that say how much they hate you and such nonsense. If they hate it so much, you'd think they wouldn't keep coming to the website. Makes a lot of sense.

NOT.

Much love, Perez. ♥
fed up says – reply to this

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k so, for people who don't know french, april is actually the english word for avril (the fourth month in the french calendar). second of all, still not that funny. and last but not least, people who come on here to diss the person of this website, is only succeeding in giving him more hits and building his numbers and probably revenue off of his adds on this site, so really you're only supporting the person you supposedlu hate, wow geniuses…….
DALE says – reply to this

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The housing market has dropped 23% in the L.A area dumb fucker, I realized a long time ago you don't do any fact checking prick LOVE YOU AV.
sarah says – reply to this

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april/avril?
44/41?
darren/deryck?

is your humor just too subtle for me?
kaitlyn says – reply to this

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uhm, its sum 41.
kennedy says – reply to this

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april and darren, huh?
Sss says – reply to this

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Quick start selling your rocking stank shit before nobody wants it!

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