Bitch Is Still The New Black
Filed under: Politik > Barack Obama > Hillary Clinton > Martha Stewart > Will Smith > Tina Fey
In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Barack Obama said he knew who he'd want to portray him in a movie or skit. Who? Will Smith.
Good choice!
The Presidential hopeful said, "Will Smith and I have talked about this, because he has the ears. He's better looking than me, but we both have those."
He's also a generally liked and bankable star.
According to a recent Zogby poll, most people (33%) thought that Denzel Washington should play Obama. In second place came Will Smith, followed by Don Cheadle.
As for John McCain, the majority of the people thought Tommy Lee Jones would portray him well, followed by Clint Eastwood.
And who would play Hillary Clinton? None other than Martha Stewart! Followed by Ellen DeGeneres, and at a far distant Reese Witherspoon and Madonna with 8% each of the vote.
Hey, that's a good thing.
Because, as Tina Fey says, "Bitch is the new black!"
[Image via WENN.]
hahaha.
how appropriate, martha stewart as hillary.
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OBAMA '08!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Senator Clinton is a woman who allows her husband to cheat on her & take advantage of her. Her marriage is a disgrace and the family values she represents is shameful. Hillary and Bill are terrible examples of matrimony. She has set a bad example for her daughter and for woman. Lay down and take it - let a man cheat, lie and devalue you - especially if you’re going to get something out of it. I would never want my daughter accepting abuse from a man for personal gain. Why does this matter in terms of her presidential run? Because young girls and women are supporting Hillary because she’s an alleged strong woman. “Strong female role model” would not be words associated with the average woman who allows her husband to penetrate anything with legs. I am not impressed by a woman who feels that is the only was she can achieve her dreams. That tactic is weak and disgraceful from anyone, regardless of gender who claims to be a LEADER.
Those would be good choices, Will for Obama and Martha for Hilary. –
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fyi–It's spelled Tina Fey…not Fay
HILLARY 2008!!! I want to have Perez Hilton's babies!!!
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go bitches
FIRST!!
first! FEY. A spelling you should be familiar with
thats a good choice
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That bitch is the new black comment done by Tina Fey…so not funny….a little cism in that
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opps I meant Hillary…haha I can't spell either
For all you young ones out there, the real skank bitch that is Hillary has come forth.
She is a righteous bitch.
And she has no experience whatsoever…what??? being the first lady and the governor's wife does not constitute experience to be President. Fuck Hillary.
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Yeah, Martha Stewart is my favorite actress. Was this poll taken in an insane asylum? I think Kevin Spacey would good to play Obama because he already played the devil in that other movie.
hahaha martha
first!
Shouldn't The Rock play Obama???
Its a good thing ………..Martha Stewart
Hillary Clinton should be the NEXT President of the United States!!! WORD!
Perez is going soft. You have succumed to the Hollywood machine and have basically sold out to become one of them, instead of reporting about them. And your love of Paris Hilton is disgusting! This website is done. I give it less than a year then its bye bye…
hahaha madonna as hilary
OBAMA WILL WIN THE NOMINATION!
Fuck Clinton and her dirty little campaign!! CLINTON IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!!
I think that Will Smith would be a great choice to play Senator Obama. Obama was at the University of Cincinnati yesterday and he is a great speaker. There was so much energy in the room. It was very refreshing. I think that this country needs a young, vibrant president that can get things done and can relate to my generation!!
GET READY FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLINTON SUCKS ASS!
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SHITLARY CLINTON SUCKS!!! BITCH is angry she's losing to Obama
GOBAMA '08!!!
I think that Will Smith would be a great choice to play Senator Obama. Obama was at the University of Cincinnati yesterday and he is a great speaker. There was so much energy in the room. It was very refreshing. I think that this country needs a young, vibrant president that can get things done and can relate to my generation!!!
OBAMA WILL WIN THE NOMINATION!!!!
CLINTON IS GETTING DESPERATE!! HAHAHAHA
Man ~ I did not know that Obama supporter (Jaguar Jism) were not only stupid, immature, know it all's, but hateful to boot? These are the people that support Obama, well then~ I definately do not want him to represent our country! And Jaguar Jism try reading the rest of a comment before you post your next comment!! Talk about shit for brains!!!! Buddy (Jaguar Jism)
get A LIFE!!!!!!!
Obama in '08!!!!!!!!!
WE WANT CHANGE.
Hillary's crazy! She's honored to be on stage with him one day then deriding him the next. Hillary can go back to Chappaqua, NY!
I didn't know Martha Stewart was an actress. Tiny Fey helped my make up my mind on who im gonna vote for on Tuesday. Go Obama!!!
Why on earth would we want a President with CANKLES? For those of you in Rio Linda that's when your calf and you ankles are melded together as one, with no graduation. Fat ankles!
I love the Obama-lovers who always exclaim "he is such a great speaker" and "there was so much energy in the room" as if that concludes that he would be a great President. Adolf Hitler was a great speaker too and oddly enough, he also rose to prominence with a bunch of vaguery and peddling of "hope" and "a return to glory" blah blah blah.
This whole narcissistic conversation just made me change my vote to Hiklary. Ta-Ta, NOT-a-statesman.
Clinton voted for the Iraq war. Stop flip flopping Hillary! What an unstable lady!! She's also against diplomacy. America needs it's reputaiton back!!
OBAMA in '08!!
What kind of fools buy into "a vote for xxxx is a vote for CHANGE!" ?? It's an open seat, ANY candidate is going to represent change, you morons.
Clinton is a cunt and Tina Fey is an NBC puppet. Do some research Perez and stop relying on what's popular in the media to make your presidential choice.
WHY HILLARY SUCKS:
During the Senate debate on the intervention in Iraq, Sen. Clinton made considerable use of her background and "experience" to argue that, yes, Saddam Hussein was indeed a threat. She did not argue so much from the position adopted by the Bush administration as she emphasized the stand taken, by both her husband and Al Gore, when they were in office, to the effect that another and final confrontation with the Baathist regime was more or less inevitable. Now, it does not especially matter whether you agree or agreed with her about this (as I, for once, do and did). What does matter is that she has since altered her position and attempted, with her husband's help, to make people forget that she ever held it. And this, on a grave matter of national honor and security, merely to influence her short-term standing in the Iowa caucuses. Surely that on its own should be sufficient to disqualify her from consideration? Indifferent to truth, willing to use police-state tactics and vulgar libels against inconvenient witnesses, hopeless on health care, and flippant and fast and loose with national security: The case against Hillary Clinton for president is open-and-shut. Of course, against all these considerations you might prefer the newly fashionable and more media-weighty notion that if you don't show her enough appreciation, and after all she's done for us, she may cry.
HAHA how long until hillary CRIES for votes again?!?!
The clinton campaign is DONE.
I for one, welcome President Obama!!
Read a book, Perez!! TRUE LATINOS ARE FOR OBAMA!!
Hillary is a weak woman and a horrible role model for girls
SI SE PUEDE….. CON OBAMA!
Who should play Barack? He's playing himself, actually. He's like a puppet mouthing phrases that he doesnt believe or understand!
JODIE FOSTER as HILLARY CLINTON. Duh
MERYL STREEP is the ONLY bitch to play HILLARY!!!
hilary makes me want to cheat on my wife
Stick a fork in her
OBAMA IS THE MAN!!
He taught Constitutional Law at my school and I was fortunate enough to attend. The man is a TRUE genius. I still carry the knowledge I learned from that to this day.
Obama '08
HILLARY IS DONE!
Will Smith would be perfect for Obama ! I'm thinking Judy Dench would be perfect for Hillary –or what's her name that played Nurse Ratchit in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest !
Better than ME? I think he needs a grammar lesson. I'd still vote for him over Hillary any day, though.
Why put another monkey-looking douchebag in the white house when we're not happy with the one we have now?
I would domate $20 to see the two of them go down on each other. I would pay $50 if I could jack off on them while they do it!!!!!
How about The Rock to play Obama
Barack "the second coming of Christ" Obama will magically cure all disease with a wave of his fairy-hand when he is elected. The economy will enter a new phase, called Barack-flation, whereby jobs are created, the dollar gets stronger, housing prices go up, salaries go up, taxes go down, spending goes up, and everything is magically funded with money left over to feed the homeless and find homes for all the unloved puppies and kittens. Additionally, the streets will be repaved with gold and cars will be replaced with magical ferry-carts that run on cotton candy and emit only safe and clean bubbles. The mortatlity rate will sink to zero and old people will be young again. Also, we won't need healthcare because one gaze upon the beautiful face of Barack Obama heals all sickness. Wars will be a thing of the past, replaced instead with peaceful dance-offs and lovemaking. Nobody will have to work in menial jobs, we will all be paid 100K plus and work in whatever makes you happy. Some will choose simply to lounge, but that's ok. Because the Obama plan allows for this. It's going to be great. And then I'm going to f'ing kill myself.
Just google " obama muslim outfit " and then think if Barack Obama is the right choice.
Reese as Hillary Clinton?! LMAO!! I've never laughed so hard!!
Go Obama.
I'm totally shocked about the Obama pictures where he's wearing the muslim outfit.His name is Barack Hussein Obama and he's wearing THAT???He no longer has my vote-it's going to Hillary now.
I wonder who'd play Bill…..
http://wikiporn.org/index.php/Hillary_Clinton - could be a clue
Perez - if you read this i LOVED your session on Radio 1 in the UK. I laughed till i cried!
Go Hillary!
I hope Hillary gets her ass handed to her in Ohio and Texas! She possesses neither the character nor the temperament to be our President!
For the last 16 years and still today, I think Rebecca DeMornay would make an outstanding HRC. There's just something really creepy about their eyes …
Look at a young actor named Aubrey Graham- he has a lot more potential to play Barack than Will Smith does
Kristoff St. John from Young and the Restless is the spitting SPITTING image of Barack Obama!!!! Check it out: http://imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Kristoff+St.+John
There is nothing wrong with anyone connecting with their ancestral roots and heritage, including the use of apparel and costume. Shame on YOU, Hillary, for relying on fear-mongering and building upon people's prejudices rather than sticking to the issues.
HRC is the worst incarnation of Machiavelli in our own times. I hope the good American people do not fall pray to her unethical tactics of divisive racism and cultural paranoia.
If Hillary is the nominee there will be a surge of GOP voters. Every Republican I know can't stand Hillary, while some of them like Obama.
Re: Jennifer –
Please. Are you truly narrow-minded enough to believe that because Obama is photographed in ethnic garb, it means that he is a terrorist or in some way wants to harm America?
That's probably the stupidest argument against Obama I've been privy to… right above mentioning the fact that "OMG HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN!"
Barack Obama stands for peace and change, and you cannot take away from that with this narrow-minded argument.