Bitch Is Still The New Black

Filed under: Politik > Barack Obama > Hillary Clinton > Martha Stewart > Will Smith > Tina Fey

In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Barack Obama said he knew who he'd want to portray him in a movie or skit. Who? Will Smith.

Good choice!

The Presidential hopeful said, "Will Smith and I have talked about this, because he has the ears. He's better looking than me, but we both have those."

He's also a generally liked and bankable star.

According to a recent Zogby poll, most people (33%) thought that Denzel Washington should play Obama. In second place came Will Smith, followed by Don Cheadle.

As for John McCain, the majority of the people thought Tommy Lee Jones would portray him well, followed by Clint Eastwood.

And who would play Hillary Clinton? None other than Martha Stewart! Followed by Ellen DeGeneres, and at a far distant Reese Witherspoon and Madonna with 8% each of the vote.

Hey, that's a good thing.

Because, as Tina Fey says, "Bitch is the new black!"

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 3:31 pm / Email this »

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Q says – reply to this

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hahaha.
how appropriate, martha stewart as hillary.
jane says – reply to this

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4th
=] says – reply to this

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OBAMA '08!
laila says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary is a Doormat says – reply to this

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Senator Clinton is a woman who allows her husband to cheat on her & take advantage of her. Her marriage is a disgrace and the family values she represents is shameful. Hillary and Bill are terrible examples of matrimony. She has set a bad example for her daughter and for woman. Lay down and take it - let a man cheat, lie and devalue you - especially if you’re going to get something out of it. I would never want my daughter accepting abuse from a man for personal gain. Why does this matter in terms of her presidential run? Because young girls and women are supporting Hillary because she’s an alleged strong woman. “Strong female role model” would not be words associated with the average woman who allows her husband to penetrate anything with legs. I am not impressed by a woman who feels that is the only was she can achieve her dreams. That tactic is weak and disgraceful from anyone, regardless of gender who claims to be a LEADER.
Joe says – reply to this

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Those would be good choices, Will for Obama and Martha for Hilary. –
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fyi–It's spelled Tina Fey…not Fay
Patrick says – reply to this

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HILLARY 2008!!! I want to have Perez Hilton's babies!!!
vanz says – reply to this

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first!
vanz says – reply to this

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first!
Mscarolyn says – reply to this

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go bitches
vanz says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
jb says – reply to this

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first! FEY. A spelling you should be familiar with
valery says – reply to this

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thats a good choice
HeatSeeker says – reply to this

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1stttttttttttttt
Shame says – reply to this

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That bitch is the new black comment done by Tina Fey…so not funny….a little cism in that
kasey says – reply to this

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first!
Joe says – reply to this

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opps I meant Hillary…haha I can't spell either
Billy blow job says – reply to this

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For all you young ones out there, the real skank bitch that is Hillary has come forth.
She is a righteous bitch.

And she has no experience whatsoever…what??? being the first lady and the governor's wife does not constitute experience to be President. Fuck Hillary.
HeatSeeker says – reply to this

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dayum 15th
Jebus says – reply to this

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Yeah, Martha Stewart is my favorite actress. Was this poll taken in an insane asylum? I think Kevin Spacey would good to play Obama because he already played the devil in that other movie.
ACM says – reply to this

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hahaha martha

first!
Nick says – reply to this

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Shouldn't The Rock play Obama???
that's right says – reply to this

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Its a good thing ………..Martha Stewart
Angel says – reply to this

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Hillary Clinton should be the NEXT President of the United States!!! WORD!
R U KIDDING ME? says – reply to this

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Perez is going soft. You have succumed to the Hollywood machine and have basically sold out to become one of them, instead of reporting about them. And your love of Paris Hilton is disgusting! This website is done. I give it less than a year then its bye bye…
ACM says – reply to this

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hahaha madonna as hilary
obamacountry says – reply to this

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OBAMA WILL WIN THE NOMINATION!

Fuck Clinton and her dirty little campaign!! CLINTON IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!!
Jenna says – reply to this

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I think that Will Smith would be a great choice to play Senator Obama. Obama was at the University of Cincinnati yesterday and he is a great speaker. There was so much energy in the room. It was very refreshing. I think that this country needs a young, vibrant president that can get things done and can relate to my generation!!
perezisadouche says – reply to this

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GET READY FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLINTON SUCKS ASS!
sarah says – reply to this

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5th
obamarocksmysock says – reply to this

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SHITLARY CLINTON SUCKS!!! BITCH is angry she's losing to Obama

GOBAMA '08!!!
Jenna says – reply to this

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I think that Will Smith would be a great choice to play Senator Obama. Obama was at the University of Cincinnati yesterday and he is a great speaker. There was so much energy in the room. It was very refreshing. I think that this country needs a young, vibrant president that can get things done and can relate to my generation!!!
orion says – reply to this

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OBAMA WILL WIN THE NOMINATION!!!!

CLINTON IS GETTING DESPERATE!! HAHAHAHA
?????? says – reply to this

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Man ~ I did not know that Obama supporter (Jaguar Jism) were not only stupid, immature, know it all's, but hateful to boot? These are the people that support Obama, well then~ I definately do not want him to represent our country! And Jaguar Jism try reading the rest of a comment before you post your next comment!! Talk about shit for brains!!!! Buddy (Jaguar Jism)
get A LIFE!!!!!!!
aerk says – reply to this

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Obama in '08!!!!!!!!!

WE WANT CHANGE.

Hillary's crazy! She's honored to be on stage with him one day then deriding him the next. Hillary can go back to Chappaqua, NY!
FatFukPerez says – reply to this

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I didn't know Martha Stewart was an actress. Tiny Fey helped my make up my mind on who im gonna vote for on Tuesday. Go Obama!!!
gazzer says – reply to this

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Why on earth would we want a President with CANKLES? For those of you in Rio Linda that's when your calf and you ankles are melded together as one, with no graduation. Fat ankles!
JP says – reply to this

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I love the Obama-lovers who always exclaim "he is such a great speaker" and "there was so much energy in the room" as if that concludes that he would be a great President. Adolf Hitler was a great speaker too and oddly enough, he also rose to prominence with a bunch of vaguery and peddling of "hope" and "a return to glory" blah blah blah.
No longer for Obama says – reply to this

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This whole narcissistic conversation just made me change my vote to Hiklary. Ta-Ta, NOT-a-statesman.
desiree says – reply to this

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Clinton voted for the Iraq war. Stop flip flopping Hillary! What an unstable lady!! She's also against diplomacy. America needs it's reputaiton back!!

OBAMA in '08!!
JP says – reply to this

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What kind of fools buy into "a vote for xxxx is a vote for CHANGE!" ?? It's an open seat, ANY candidate is going to represent change, you morons.
ShutupPerez says – reply to this

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Clinton is a cunt and Tina Fey is an NBC puppet. Do some research Perez and stop relying on what's popular in the media to make your presidential choice.
theslate says – reply to this

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WHY HILLARY SUCKS:

During the Senate debate on the intervention in Iraq, Sen. Clinton made considerable use of her background and "experience" to argue that, yes, Saddam Hussein was indeed a threat. She did not argue so much from the position adopted by the Bush administration as she emphasized the stand taken, by both her husband and Al Gore, when they were in office, to the effect that another and final confrontation with the Baathist regime was more or less inevitable. Now, it does not especially matter whether you agree or agreed with her about this (as I, for once, do and did). What does matter is that she has since altered her position and attempted, with her husband's help, to make people forget that she ever held it. And this, on a grave matter of national honor and security, merely to influence her short-term standing in the Iowa caucuses. Surely that on its own should be sufficient to disqualify her from consideration? Indifferent to truth, willing to use police-state tactics and vulgar libels against inconvenient witnesses, hopeless on health care, and flippant and fast and loose with national security: The case against Hillary Clinton for president is open-and-shut. Of course, against all these considerations you might prefer the newly fashionable and more media-weighty notion that if you don't show her enough appreciation, and after all she's done for us, she may cry.
julie says – reply to this

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HAHA how long until hillary CRIES for votes again?!?!

The clinton campaign is DONE.

I for one, welcome President Obama!!
Juan says – reply to this

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Read a book, Perez!! TRUE LATINOS ARE FOR OBAMA!!
linda says – reply to this

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Hillary is a weak woman and a horrible role model for girls
marianna says – reply to this

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SI SE PUEDE….. CON OBAMA!
hotterthanthat says – reply to this

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Who should play Barack? He's playing himself, actually. He's like a puppet mouthing phrases that he doesnt believe or understand!
VID says – reply to this

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JODIE FOSTER as HILLARY CLINTON. Duh
LeonA'$ Gho$T, yep, back and BETTER than EVER, Biyatches!!! says – reply to this

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MERYL STREEP is the ONLY bitch to play HILLARY!!!
Dan says – reply to this

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hilary makes me want to cheat on my wife
Bitch is done for says – reply to this

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Stick a fork in her
jess says – reply to this

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OBAMA IS THE MAN!!

He taught Constitutional Law at my school and I was fortunate enough to attend. The man is a TRUE genius. I still carry the knowledge I learned from that to this day.

Obama '08
itsover says – reply to this

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HILLARY IS DONE!
luv obama says – reply to this

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Will Smith would be perfect for Obama ! I'm thinking Judy Dench would be perfect for Hillary –or what's her name that played Nurse Ratchit in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest !
Lindsay says – reply to this

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Better than ME? I think he needs a grammar lesson. I'd still vote for him over Hillary any day, though.
Solaera says – reply to this

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Why put another monkey-looking douchebag in the white house when we're not happy with the one we have now?
Barak says – reply to this

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I would domate $20 to see the two of them go down on each other. I would pay $50 if I could jack off on them while they do it!!!!!
Jane says – reply to this

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How about The Rock to play Obama
JP says – reply to this

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Barack "the second coming of Christ" Obama will magically cure all disease with a wave of his fairy-hand when he is elected. The economy will enter a new phase, called Barack-flation, whereby jobs are created, the dollar gets stronger, housing prices go up, salaries go up, taxes go down, spending goes up, and everything is magically funded with money left over to feed the homeless and find homes for all the unloved puppies and kittens. Additionally, the streets will be repaved with gold and cars will be replaced with magical ferry-carts that run on cotton candy and emit only safe and clean bubbles. The mortatlity rate will sink to zero and old people will be young again. Also, we won't need healthcare because one gaze upon the beautiful face of Barack Obama heals all sickness. Wars will be a thing of the past, replaced instead with peaceful dance-offs and lovemaking. Nobody will have to work in menial jobs, we will all be paid 100K plus and work in whatever makes you happy. Some will choose simply to lounge, but that's ok. Because the Obama plan allows for this. It's going to be great. And then I'm going to f'ing kill myself.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Just google " obama muslim outfit " and then think if Barack Obama is the right choice.
auds says – reply to this

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Reese as Hillary Clinton?! LMAO!! I've never laughed so hard!!
They are not speaking for me says – reply to this

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Go Obama.
Voter says – reply to this

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I'm totally shocked about the Obama pictures where he's wearing the muslim outfit.His name is Barack Hussein Obama and he's wearing THAT???He no longer has my vote-it's going to Hillary now.
Jason says – reply to this

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I wonder who'd play Bill…..

http://wikiporn.org/index.php/Hillary_Clinton - could be a clue

Perez - if you read this i LOVED your session on Radio 1 in the UK. I laughed till i cried!
Lacey says – reply to this

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Go Hillary!
The frustrated womens club says – reply to this

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I hope Hillary gets her ass handed to her in Ohio and Texas! She possesses neither the character nor the temperament to be our President!
Vegas TLC says – reply to this

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For the last 16 years and still today, I think Rebecca DeMornay would make an outstanding HRC. There's just something really creepy about their eyes …
Clare says – reply to this

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Look at a young actor named Aubrey Graham- he has a lot more potential to play Barack than Will Smith does
YNR'er says – reply to this

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Kristoff St. John from Young and the Restless is the spitting SPITTING image of Barack Obama!!!! Check it out: http://imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Kristoff+St.+John
Obama's picture circulated by hillary says – reply to this

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There is nothing wrong with anyone connecting with their ancestral roots and heritage, including the use of apparel and costume. Shame on YOU, Hillary, for relying on fear-mongering and building upon people's prejudices rather than sticking to the issues.
Hillarys unethical tactics says – reply to this

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HRC is the worst incarnation of Machiavelli in our own times. I hope the good American people do not fall pray to her unethical tactics of divisive racism and cultural paranoia.
Interesting says – reply to this

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If Hillary is the nominee there will be a surge of GOP voters. Every Republican I know can't stand Hillary, while some of them like Obama.
Sarah says – reply to this

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Re: Jennifer –

Please. Are you truly narrow-minded enough to believe that because Obama is photographed in ethnic garb, it means that he is a terrorist or in some way wants to harm America?

That's probably the stupidest argument against Obama I've been privy to… right above mentioning the fact that "OMG HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN!"

Barack Obama stands for peace and change, and you cannot take away from that with this narrow-minded argument.
P says – reply to this

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Re: Voter –

You are SO incredibly narrow-minded if you allow this to sway you.
Yes, he comes from a Muslim background. Do you think that this makes him a terrorist? Or even a threat?

The answer is no.

Barack Obama is all for positive change, and peace.
RJII says – reply to this

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what's so great about beiing called a bitch. no one, not one, can stand being around a bitch for more than two minutes.

bitch is not the new black.
Yes we can says – reply to this

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#61 - Jennifer says – reply to this

Just google " obama muslim outfit " and then think if Barack Obama is the right choice.
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WTH a cultural outfit has got to do with right or wrong choice.??
Hillary brainwashed you ?cant think for yourself??
You are voting based on an outfit? or you will vote for a hateful, prejudiced, vindictive phoney who pretends to be for all the people but is only for herself.
nosyneighbor says – reply to this

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Martha Stewart isn't even an actress. Diane Keaton should play Hillary.
paula says – reply to this

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Did anyone see Steve Martin on SNL last weekend? Steve should play McCain, I almost thought McCain was on SNL!!!
Pathetic Clintons says – reply to this

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How pathetic. It looks like the campaign that Bill Clinton started - an effort to show their true colors, is continuing. The once politically astute family is becoming just another racist couple from Arkansas.
Voter says – reply to this

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Re: P –

No I believe in equal rights for everyone but someone who dresses up as a muslim,has a second name Hussein and first name Obama is not suitable for a President Of the United States,ESPECIALLY as America is still recovering from 9/11,an attack made my muslim terrorists and orchestrated by OSAMA(=OBAMA) bin laden.
HILLARY08 says – reply to this

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YES,HILLARY 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama picture says – reply to this

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What really amazes me about this story is that someone in the Hillary campaign thought this would help her campaign. Didn't they learn anything from South Carolina? Voters in general and particularly Democrats are so sick of divisive, win-at-all-costs politics. Hillary is running her campaign like she's a Republican, Rove is her advisor, and Obama is the Democratic nominee. The racial stuff just flat-out won't work on Democrats, period. If anything, it backfires by reinforcing the idea that Hillary and her husband are mean, nasty people who put themselves above the good of the party.
sara says – reply to this

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BARACK OBAMA IN 08!

WE ARE AGAINST THE DIRTY, FEAR-MONGERING CAMPAIGN TACTICS OF THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION.

OBAMA WINS 11-0 and THE CLINTONS FREAK OUT HAHAH WELL THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!! OBAMA IN '08. McCain is going down!!!
blablabla says – reply to this

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Hillary can only be played by Meryl Streep. She did it already in The Manchurian Candidate…
…all she'd need to do is go over the top a bit more and put a bit of Joan "no wire hangers" Crawford into it
HAHAHAHAHA
pedro says – reply to this

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MMMM let's see HILLARY = CUNT! and MARTHA S = CUNT, yeah good choice!!! I like it!
Leslie says – reply to this

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Richard Dryfeuss should play Mccain! Sally Field should play Hillary and Denzel should play Obama. Tom Cruise should John Edwards. John Cusack should play Mike Huckabee.
N'obama says – reply to this

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is will smith muslim???? hmmmmmmmm
republician says – reply to this

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Hilary is as qualiflied for president as Monica Lewinsky… actually I more respect for Monica.
DONT BE SO RASIST says – reply to this

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How can u be so blind and stupid to say bitch is the new black all black women and men had to endure the slave trade in which in itself is awlful and no white rich woman can compare…… or even begin to imagin what real black women are faced with everyday let along a strong black man in the spot light like obama…….
J S says – reply to this

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While she portrays herself as a strong survivor of infidelity who managed to keep her family together, she is in fact, just another doormat for just another serial cheater. We’ve all seen it many times in life; a woman too weak and too self loathing to think she deserves any better, who either lacks the strength to toss her abuser out on his ear, or will gravitate to the next abuser and the next, even once free from the first abuser. Meet Hillary Clinton. She seeks equality for women by becoming the first lady President in U.S. history. But she has failed throughout her entire life to make herself an equal in her own home.
Obama should be grateful says – reply to this

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If this type of crap is the worst thing they can come up with in their on-going crusade to smear him, and it doesn't stick that means Obama is a very clean
man.Go Obama.
Thnaks Billary.
sassafrass says – reply to this

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Tina Fey rocks and I still can't get enough of the "bitch is the new black" clip. Hillary whatever happens girl you will forever have my vote. Perez just like you came out with the "Save Britney" shirts if you ever do a "I still Vote 4 Hillary" one I sooooooooo would by it. I don't care if she looses she IMO was and forever will be the best person for the job form teh candidate sto choose from.
ashley says – reply to this

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believe it or not, but if you sexed up hilary's stying and hair, she has a very similar facial structure and eye color to Rebecca De Mornay, and they are around the same age…
hilary fan says – reply to this

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her husband is a sex addict. no more, no less. it's a fact. she needs to go to a COSA meeting, or kick him to the curb.
Jenn says – reply to this

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Deff not first. He may have said that a few days ago, but he also said that a long ass time ago…back in a debate when even Edwards has a chance. So…good try on trying to be into politics, but really, just stick to gossip.
BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK! says – reply to this

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TAKE THAT OPRAH!

I LOVE PEREZ
Posey says – reply to this

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I live in Ohio and things are not looking good for Hillary!!! Saw Bill at a rally yesterday he didn't look too good.
HILLARY WILL COME BACK AND BARACK CAN KISS HER ASS! says – reply to this

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Re: orion –

HE WILL NEVER WIN AND YOU WILL NEVER BE COOL.
Liz says – reply to this

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Kathy Baker would be amazing as Hillary Clinton. They look like sisters!!!