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When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "_____________."
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poor sophie
My first thought: "If they had sex, wait why am I saying 'if' its Paris Hilton. Of course they fucked. Dear God I hope he used a condom. No telling what might happen to his dick if he didn't"
Re: Ben Ballers Conscious –
ben ur a beast
Bring back Nick Carter. She needs the shit beat out of her!
EWWWWWW! He must have that really bad flu thats going around and it is F*#cking up his judgement!!!!
he's too good for her!!!!!
AH HELLZ NO! Paris could do much better !
SHE WANT TO GO BED WITH JOEL BY "CONFUSION" ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!
POOR NICHOLE =)
who cares, she'll play with and leave him after shes squeezed all the publicity out of him.
So does this mean he has the herp now too???
She wishes she could be as cool as nicole.
SEX TAPE!!!!!
my first thought? LUCKY BITCH
she is looking for a sperm donor
Haven't we had enough of Paris whoreton? Lets all pray that she doesn't get preggers. Our generation of Hollywood's celebs are already fucked up, we don't need them all producing the next generation of morons.
first thing i thought not this asian attention whore lol
first thought was: isnt Nicole having his baby?
how long till Paris has this ones baby?… and they can be sisters in law and they can all be a huge talentless family of fugly people… with a shitty reality show.
i think im onto something.
my first thought was "damn they're fucking" haha
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "double bag it." lololololol
My first thought was hello Harlin Summer Kaye Madden.lol
If you dont't get it it's smiliar Nicole Richie & Joel Madden baby girl Harlow Winter Kate Madden.
my first thougtwas… it's gonna last 2 weeks and one sextape
Has he met the granddaddy yet? That will go over well I'm sure!!
OK TO ALL YALL HATERS ON HERE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME FALL BACK… YALL JUST MAD THAT IM TAKING PICTURES WITH PARIS HILTON AND BEING TALKED ABOUT BY PEREZ HILTON… MY EYES LOOK LIKE THAT CAUSE I SIP THAT PURPLE LEAN ALL DAY ERRR DAY AND LOOK AT DIAMONDS THAT ARE SO BLINGED OUT THEY CAUSE ME TO SQUINT EVEN WHEN I AINT AT THE SHOP… NIGGAS JUST MAD CAUSE IM BLACKER THEN THEY WILL EVER B AND MY BANK ACCOUNT IS WHITE LIKE THESE TWO IM IN THE PICTURE WIT… GET YA MONEY UP AND IF U CAME FROM NT TO TALK TRASH ON HERE THEN U DEFINITLY HAVE NO LIFE… GET UP GET OUT AND GET SOMETHING…
O YEA IMA GAY CHINK THAT WANTS TO BE BLACK THAT DRESSES LIKE MY BF JONAS IN LRG FROM HEAD TO TOE JUS SO U KNO… HOLLA BACK LIKE A CHINESE HEART ATTACK….
she just wants to be "sisters-in-law" with Nicole. Now maybe they can do a new reality show. The Simple Life: Common-Law Wives
i haven't puked in my mouth in soooo long!
i thought he was alot smarter than that,
guess not.
ENJOY YOUR HERPES MR.MADDEN.
if hes dumb enough to fuck her, then he deserves what ever STD, STI, brain tumour he gets for it.
HOPE YOU MOM'S PROUD, SHIT HEAD.
- - CHARLIEE SCEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - -
FIRST THOUGHT: what a life. I want that .
My first thought was, "That's got to be bullshit."
My second thought was, "Why does he always pick the wrong woman?"
Looking at this picture, I think: "How the hell is he supposed to stay off drugs being with her? She's totally fucked up in this picture. And if she's not, that's the worst wannabe pornstar face I've ever seen."
Dude, Benji and Joel release a clothing line that needs exposure and publicity. Suddenly, they are dating the two most-photographed women in the world. Coincidence? I doubt it. What do the guys have on in every picture? Their clothing.
PARIS HILTON?
What a slizz bizz..she likes sloppy seconds
tag teaming made easy & best friends dating best bros wow
my first thought was shes trying to get the spotlight off of nicole richie, and nicole will always be better
what a slut
she looks fucked up in this picture
get ovet it! you'll never be nicole richie. i'd be embarrsed if i was her
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was double dates with nicole and joel then it'll be bloody double weddings.
i thought paris and benji disliked each other anyway because they both wanted to be godparent to the baby?
after the weddings it'll be wanting to have a kid so that paris and nicole can push them around in designer prams like they did when they was 10 with there dollies.
thats hot. and lucky him
making out with Paris is like making out with a urinal.
Leave the gorgeous girl alone.SHe is wonderful,beautiful and knows whats good for her.Hate Britney,Lindsay,Miley(The next Britney),but DON"T hate my girl Paris.I love her to death,I am seriously her biggest fan,her biggest boy fan.WHen I heard this I was shocked and jealous that Benjii got to date the most beuatiful girl in the world but lets face it,I have no chance,so as long as Paris is happy,so am I.GIVE HER A FUCKING BREAK!! She rocks,she is my everything,and anyone who tries to abuse her will die within the next week.FUCK OFF RITARDS AND PEREZ!
Hey this is Miley Cyrus and Mandy.We don't like Paris Hilton! My daddy said she was a horrible role model,and she is!! She's going over the top as always,but I hope one day I will be as pretty as her!! SHe gets all the guys she wants,and I want t be like that,you know? ANyways,peace out yall! LOL
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my first thought… paris has a crazy ass nose
and…
Jared Leto is free yes?!
Our first thought was well we cried ans we just hope it lasts aslong as Tony Lovato's marriages..yeah
Awwhh, Theyre Gonna Have Cute Kids!
All The Best To Them!
-x-
omg! What is she gonna do now? Adopt 7 friggin ugly babies and then get pregnant or will she just get knocked up and drop her baby? Benji is obviously stupid if he's dating her because she is a COMPLETE idiot. GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC!!!
figures
hmm tryna be lik nicole now!
first thought: OMG THE HYPOCRITE!! THE LYRICS OF "THE ANTHEM" ARE BASICALLY SAYING JUST HOW SHIT THESE GIRLS ARE…WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH ONE OF THEM?
second thought: WAIT a second…is it just me or is Paris being just alittle bit copycat? nicole's got a punk boy and paris wants one tooo….
YES!; I FUCKING LOVE THESE PEOPLE, AND TOGETHER IS BETTER!;
thats my opinion, and i don;t care about yours.