Hard Candy
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The littlest things make us happy!!!
Madonna's hotly-anticipated new album has a title - and it's official.
The new disc will be called Hard Candy. And there is also now an official release date as well!
The record will drop April 29th and the lead single, 4 Minutes To Save The World featuring Justin Timberlake, will be out at the end of March.
Hard Candy features a track called Candy Store (produced by Pharell).
Madonna chose to stick with the sweet theme because "she loves candy," her longtime rep Liz Rosenberg tells Entertainment Weekly. "It's about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed 'I'm gonna kick your ass, but it's going to make you feel good.'"
In addition to Timberlake and Pharell, the album features production by Timbaland and Nate "Danja" Hills.
Madonna goes hip hop y'all.
We hope it's fire!
WORD Up!
10th
first!
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It'll suck.
FIRST!
first!!!!
It's hard to describe just how lame it is to see Madonna "teaming up" with stupid Timberland and Timberlake, who are both overrated, tired, and LAME.
FUCK MADONNA… .
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HER ONLY TALENT IS SUCKING COCK AND POSING NUDE
Lame…this is Counting Crows album title from back in the day.
FIRST!!!!
Madonna Rocks
I bet Madonna offered Timberlake $5,000 to let her jack him off and he refused.
I also bet that she swallowed Timberland's load as he shot it across the room.
I mean, can't you just see Madge all kneeling on the floor or maybe contorted into some stupid yoga position, with her mummy mouth open, parched, and ready for some life-giving spermatozoa?
I'm HARD AS CANDY just THINKING about it……BRING IT ON YOUR MAJESTY!!!
The Counting Crows already have an album out called Hard Candy!
you people that have to be first, need to get a life.
Counting Crows did it better…
Counting Crows…..already used that title
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MADONNA!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
the single's called "4 minutes", not "4 minutes to save the world" as previously reported. yay!
perez you're such a mogul with all this news today.
YAYAYAYYY
I think Madonna should tie her Kaballah bracelet around her protruding clitoris.
old people carry hard candies in their purses.
HARD CANDY = BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURPRISE 4ME
HARD CANDY = BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURPRISE 4ME
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D viva la madonna y la britney
1st!
Counting Crows already has an album with the same name. Also not such a great one.
THANKS ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY FOR THE EXCLUSIVE!!!!!
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/02/madonnas-album.html
so stoked!!!!
Ridiculous old fart!Hio hop my ass!LMAO:)))After she fell hard on her old lady's ass with the US flop of "Confessions on the dance floor" ,now she makes pathetic efforrts to blend in on the US market by jumping on Timbaland and Danja's bandwagon!
Pathetic!
HOT! HOT! HOT! FINALLY SOME ALBUM NEWS!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
YAY! Can't wait
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FAT ASS.
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO over her!!!!!!!!
ONCE UPON A TIME, PEREZ MADE "FUNNY"
AND
"SNARKY"
COMMENTS. WHAT HAPPENED?
ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS ENTERTAINED BY THIS SITE,
NOW IT IS AS FUNNY AS LISA RINNA.
who cares if Counting Crows already used that title… difference is this album will be a hit. There are many albums by different people/bands with the same name..
it sounds so dirrrrrty… I cant wait
Worse eyebrows ever.
nice pic 24 years ago!!!!!!
madonna should go to sleep. she's to old..
it goin to sound like britney album watch
YOU ARE FUCKING OLD.
YOU ARE A HAG.
YOU LOOK OLD.
YOUR FACE LOOKS BEAT.
EXERCISE HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON YOU.
YOU LOOK "SINEWY" IN A DISGUSTING WAY.
YOU ARE NOT A SPRING CHICKEN.
YOU ARE ANCIENT.
A FOSSIL.
YES, YOU ARE FOSSILIZED.
YOUR CHILDREN MUST BE EMBARRASSED OF HOW OLD YOU ARE.
YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR IQ. NOW WAY IS IT IN THE 140'S. I BET IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE 130'S. DUMB BITCH.
TOO BAD YOU'RE SO OLD.
BOTOX ISN'T HELPING YOU, OLD WOMAN.
STOP TRYING TO BE YOUNG.
YOU ARE OLD AND YOU LOOK OLD.
She really needs to think about bowing out gracefully with some self respect left. Does she want to end up like Cher? Looking like an impersonator doing an impersonation of her? She is already starting to look ridiculous like a granny trying to look young, hot and sexy. Gag me.
WOW LOVE IT!! CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE FIRST SINGLE
What is this old 50 year old hag trying to prove? 1) she doesn't need the money 2) She's an old has-been. Does she really think the tweens that listen to this music are going to embrace her stuff? I wonder. Go home and take care of your family you rich old bitch. Stop trying to pretend your 18!!
What is this old 50 year old hag trying to prove? 1) she doesn't need the money 2) She's an old has-been. Does she really think the tweens that listen to this music are going to embrace her stuff? I wonder. Go home and take care of your family you rich old bitch. Stop trying to pretend your 18!!
great addition of the pic perez! its perfect!!!!!
hip hop? didn't she try this on an album before? this could be a hot mess. hopefully she doesn't try to rap again. eeesh.
Re: TRU DAT – Sounds like someone's haveing a sexual fantasy……I was expecting to readnext……"….and then she took out her strap on and fucked me real hard up the ass!'
finally some news! hell yes!
Madonna should just hang it up and get her ass on QVC already. She needs to start peddling some of her boring clothes or ghost written children's books. No way is she relevant anymore as an entertainer. She was only halfway interesting when she was running around being a complete filthy whore, screwing everyone she saw.
Nice role model for her kids huh?
it will suck BIGTIME..but i love her though cause we're both whore..lol
seriously i can't wait for the album..i'll gonna buy 10 album and give it to my friends
If Mariah would've came out with this people would be eating her alive right now!! Perez you are a ass kisser!!
Hard Candy? ….yeeeeeah more like rotten, sour, candy. Ain't this bitch like 68 or something?
That's our Madonna!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT FORGETTABLE GARBAGE SHE CHURNS OUT NEXT!
the Hard Candy movie ppl should sue her.
As if Miss Kaballah ever eats candy or even lets her kids have any..
she is soooo annoying.
why wont she die already
haha i love it… Madonna is never going to stop and it will drive the lambs crazy.. Hot Shit!
calling Adam Duritz!
Madonna will always be the HARDEST !!!
Best title EVER ! Sticky, sweet and vulagar = Madonna-esque
it will suck BIGTIME..but i love her though cause we're both whore..lol
seriously i can't wait for the album..i'll gonna buy 10 albums and give it to my friends
amazing!!! madonna rocks!!!
Cool.
So we actually have sympathetic whores who feel a sense of "sisterhood" with Madonna lining up for a "pity purchase."
WAY TO GO MADGECUNTA!
SHE'S SO FUCKING OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO THINK OF IT.
IT'S GODDAMN HORRID!
Gosh, Kewl.. I love madonna.. I can't wait.. I am so EXCITED
As if she didn't have a big enough Camel Toe going on when she did her last crap album. Now just imagine how much of a cunt cleft we'll be subjected to. This bitch isn't sexy in the least, nor is she a good singer. She's just been good at shocking people, but now she's just too fucking old, plus she's an England-living, U.S. loathing wannabe cockney slut.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!
Hard Candy????? Lmao. And people have the gall to tease Mariah about supposedly having the worst album titles. That is clearly one of the worst album titles I have ever heard of.
I'm still laughing at her going all "Hip Hop" and trying to be hip. What a sellout.
Whatever, Liz. As if anything about ye olde hag from Michigan has ever been eloquent or refined.
it will suck BIGTIME..but i love her though cause we're both whore..lol
seriously i can't wait for the album..i'll gonna buy 10 albums and give it to my friends
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Re: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW –
49 is old? maybe in redneck America where you live it is considered old… but we are talking about a musical icon and legend
So Vadge loves candy but won't let her kids have it…what a self centered cunt!! If we're lucky she'll choke on it but I'm sure her gag reflex is long gone!
love the title. 2008 is the year of Madonna.
You qualify for the senior discount on Sunday's poached egg special at the diner.
Considering this 1147 year old hag won't even let her kids have junk food ever, I find that hard to believe.
actually, perez. the song is called "4 minutes". get it right
MADONNA IS OLD like what is she? 50 years old!! she is older then my own Mother and she needs to get out of our generations life once and for all and go sing to old ladys like herself, maybe at a bowling alley or a bingo game or some charity for old people so just do that you old winkleing bitch.
The Counting Crows released an album in '02 called Hard Candy.
Madonna should do her homework before she makes official announcements.
http://mcweak.com/old.mp3
haha 2008 is Madonna's year… eat it Mooriah fans
Mwahahaaaa
Wow, what an original title. That's the name of a make-up brand…
Nothing worse than a 50 year old lady teaming up with ghwtto folk to sing about kickin' ass. Isn't it time she steps aside before she breaks a hip.
HOT!!!!!!!!
LOVE MADONNA!!
I admit I dont remember much from the 80's, too much parting.
But this pic is from the 80's.
Luv Ya Madonna
she stole the name from a counting crows ablum!
While I love her, Hard Candy is the title of a COUNTING CROWS album.
*yawn* Straight out of the 80's with the same old clothes and hairdo, Madonna still tries to be cool. The woman can't decide if she's Mommy Madge writing the saccharine-sweet kiddy books, or Retro Madonna. Neither one is attractive.
Hard Candy was the last new Counting Crows record. Madge can't even come up with her own damn name…she sucks.
Hard Candy is someone else's album's title as well as a popular brand of nail polish. Looks like desperate cunt didn't do her homework. Bet it will suck. Mandonna just underwent a vaginal rejuvenation and complimentary anal bleaching in preparation for the new album release.
So let me get this straight from all the Madonna fags out there. It is Ok and fine that she used someone else's album title, but it was a big no no when Mariah called her Fragrance "M by Mariah?" You fucking hypocritical morons. Only Europeans and fags listen to Madonna. She will not sell here in America, even if she is using JT as a crutch.
don't the counting crows already have an album out called Hard Candy…
Maybe she should rethink that…