Hard Candy

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The littlest things make us happy!!!

Madonna's hotly-anticipated new album has a title - and it's official.

The new disc will be called Hard Candy. And there is also now an official release date as well!

The record will drop April 29th and the lead single, 4 Minutes To Save The World featuring Justin Timberlake, will be out at the end of March.

Hard Candy features a track called Candy Store (produced by Pharell).

Madonna chose to stick with the sweet theme because "she loves candy," her longtime rep Liz Rosenberg tells Entertainment Weekly. "It's about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed 'I'm gonna kick your ass, but it's going to make you feel good.'"

In addition to Timberlake and Pharell, the album features production by Timbaland and Nate "Danja" Hills.

Madonna goes hip hop y'all.

We hope it's fire!

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 6:47 pm / Email this »

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Muii says – reply to this

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WORD Up!
mi says – reply to this

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10th
dani says – reply to this

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first!
enp; says – reply to this

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5
BLOWHARD says – reply to this

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It'll suck.

FIRST!
sara says – reply to this

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first!!!!
Shit Eater says – reply to this

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It's hard to describe just how lame it is to see Madonna "teaming up" with stupid Timberland and Timberlake, who are both overrated, tired, and LAME.
SKANKDONNA says – reply to this

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FUCK MADONNA… .
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HER ONLY TALENT IS SUCKING COCK AND POSING NUDE
Bob Smith says – reply to this

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Lame…this is Counting Crows album title from back in the day.
Madonna says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
Madonna Rocks
TRU DAT says – reply to this

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I bet Madonna offered Timberlake $5,000 to let her jack him off and he refused.

I also bet that she swallowed Timberland's load as he shot it across the room.

I mean, can't you just see Madge all kneeling on the floor or maybe contorted into some stupid yoga position, with her mummy mouth open, parched, and ready for some life-giving spermatozoa?
TOWA says – reply to this

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I'm HARD AS CANDY just THINKING about it……BRING IT ON YOUR MAJESTY!!!
... says – reply to this

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The Counting Crows already have an album out called Hard Candy!
slm says – reply to this

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you people that have to be first, need to get a life.
Caz says – reply to this

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Counting Crows did it better…
tina says – reply to this

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Counting Crows…..already used that title
ATESSSS says – reply to this

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MADONNA!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
contrarymary says – reply to this

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the single's called "4 minutes", not "4 minutes to save the world" as previously reported. yay!

perez you're such a mogul with all this news today.
Ima says – reply to this

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YAYAYAYYY
Mag the Hag says – reply to this

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I think Madonna should tie her Kaballah bracelet around her protruding clitoris.
bobbysocks says – reply to this

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old people carry hard candies in their purses.
latina_sabrosa says – reply to this

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HARD CANDY = BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURPRISE 4ME
HARD CANDY = BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURPRISE 4ME

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D viva la madonna y la britney
beatchead says – reply to this

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1st!
shsu says – reply to this

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Counting Crows already has an album with the same name. Also not such a great one.
grapea says – reply to this

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THANKS ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY FOR THE EXCLUSIVE!!!!!
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/02/madonnas-album.html
MarlieP says – reply to this

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so stoked!!!!
ann says – reply to this

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Ridiculous old fart!Hio hop my ass!LMAO:)))After she fell hard on her old lady's ass with the US flop of "Confessions on the dance floor" ,now she makes pathetic efforrts to blend in on the US market by jumping on Timbaland and Danja's bandwagon!
Pathetic!
MIMI says – reply to this

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HOT! HOT! HOT! FINALLY SOME ALBUM NEWS!

MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM WILL KICK ASS, BITCHES!
Core says – reply to this

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YAY! Can't wait
PEREZ IS HO-BESE says – reply to this

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Stop deleting comments

FAT ASS.
bytcH says – reply to this

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I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO over her!!!!!!!!
pippip says – reply to this

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ONCE UPON A TIME, PEREZ MADE "FUNNY"

AND

"SNARKY"

COMMENTS. WHAT HAPPENED?

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS ENTERTAINED BY THIS SITE,

NOW IT IS AS FUNNY AS LISA RINNA.
wawawewo says – reply to this

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who cares if Counting Crows already used that title… difference is this album will be a hit. There are many albums by different people/bands with the same name..

it sounds so dirrrrrty… I cant wait
ptb&J says – reply to this

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Worse eyebrows ever.
soraya says – reply to this

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nice pic 24 years ago!!!!!!
www.commentabout.ro says – reply to this

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madonna should go to sleep. she's to old..
john says – reply to this

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it goin to sound like britney album watch
EARTH TO MADONNA. I REPEAT: EARTH TO MADONNA! says – reply to this

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YOU ARE FUCKING OLD.
YOU ARE A HAG.
YOU LOOK OLD.
YOUR FACE LOOKS BEAT.
EXERCISE HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON YOU.
YOU LOOK "SINEWY" IN A DISGUSTING WAY.
YOU ARE NOT A SPRING CHICKEN.
YOU ARE ANCIENT.
A FOSSIL.
YES, YOU ARE FOSSILIZED.
YOUR CHILDREN MUST BE EMBARRASSED OF HOW OLD YOU ARE.
YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR IQ. NOW WAY IS IT IN THE 140'S. I BET IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE 130'S. DUMB BITCH.
TOO BAD YOU'RE SO OLD.
BOTOX ISN'T HELPING YOU, OLD WOMAN.
STOP TRYING TO BE YOUNG.
YOU ARE OLD AND YOU LOOK OLD.
DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHEN TO STOP? says – reply to this

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She really needs to think about bowing out gracefully with some self respect left. Does she want to end up like Cher? Looking like an impersonator doing an impersonation of her? She is already starting to look ridiculous like a granny trying to look young, hot and sexy. Gag me.
ashley says – reply to this

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WOW LOVE IT!! CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE FIRST SINGLE
Why says – reply to this

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What is this old 50 year old hag trying to prove? 1) she doesn't need the money 2) She's an old has-been. Does she really think the tweens that listen to this music are going to embrace her stuff? I wonder. Go home and take care of your family you rich old bitch. Stop trying to pretend your 18!!
Why says – reply to this

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What is this old 50 year old hag trying to prove? 1) she doesn't need the money 2) She's an old has-been. Does she really think the tweens that listen to this music are going to embrace her stuff? I wonder. Go home and take care of your family you rich old bitch. Stop trying to pretend your 18!!
bonnie says – reply to this

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great addition of the pic perez! its perfect!!!!!
the pounce says – reply to this

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hip hop? didn't she try this on an album before? this could be a hot mess. hopefully she doesn't try to rap again. eeesh.
Bytch says – reply to this

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Re: TRU DAT – Sounds like someone's haveing a sexual fantasy……I was expecting to readnext……"….and then she took out her strap on and fucked me real hard up the ass!'
Dana Point says – reply to this

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finally some news! hell yes!
Lamedonna says – reply to this

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Madonna should just hang it up and get her ass on QVC already. She needs to start peddling some of her boring clothes or ghost written children's books. No way is she relevant anymore as an entertainer. She was only halfway interesting when she was running around being a complete filthy whore, screwing everyone she saw.
yup says – reply to this

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Nice role model for her kids huh?
madonna is a old cunt unlike me young and fresh.. says – reply to this

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it will suck BIGTIME..but i love her though cause we're both whore..lol

seriously i can't wait for the album..i'll gonna buy 10 album and give it to my friends
lily says – reply to this

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If Mariah would've came out with this people would be eating her alive right now!! Perez you are a ass kisser!!
IkeepItReal says – reply to this

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Hard Candy? ….yeeeeeah more like rotten, sour, candy. Ain't this bitch like 68 or something?
Boring Ass Old Whore says – reply to this

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That's our Madonna!

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT FORGETTABLE GARBAGE SHE CHURNS OUT NEXT!
annie says – reply to this

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the Hard Candy movie ppl should sue her.
As if Miss Kaballah ever eats candy or even lets her kids have any..
she is soooo annoying.
why wont she die already
Bae says – reply to this

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haha i love it… Madonna is never going to stop and it will drive the lambs crazy.. Hot Shit!
gentlecloud says – reply to this

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calling Adam Duritz!
Zephyr Alex says – reply to this

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Madonna will always be the HARDEST !!!

Best title EVER ! Sticky, sweet and vulagar = Madonna-esque
madonna is an old cunt unlike me young and fresh.. says – reply to this

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it will suck BIGTIME..but i love her though cause we're both whore..lol

seriously i can't wait for the album..i'll gonna buy 10 albums and give it to my friends
pj says – reply to this

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amazing!!! madonna rocks!!!
Old and Hasticated says – reply to this

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Cool.
So we actually have sympathetic whores who feel a sense of "sisterhood" with Madonna lining up for a "pity purchase."

WAY TO GO MADGECUNTA!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW says – reply to this

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SHE'S SO FUCKING OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO THINK OF IT.
IT'S GODDAMN HORRID!
OpeRon® says – reply to this

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Gosh, Kewl.. I love madonna.. I can't wait.. I am so EXCITED
Old lady twats get dry. Madonna should support Menospausal Women. says – reply to this

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As if she didn't have a big enough Camel Toe going on when she did her last crap album. Now just imagine how much of a cunt cleft we'll be subjected to. This bitch isn't sexy in the least, nor is she a good singer. She's just been good at shocking people, but now she's just too fucking old, plus she's an England-living, U.S. loathing wannabe cockney slut.
LoveMadonna says – reply to this

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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!
Carla says – reply to this

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Hard Candy????? Lmao. And people have the gall to tease Mariah about supposedly having the worst album titles. That is clearly one of the worst album titles I have ever heard of.
I'm still laughing at her going all "Hip Hop" and trying to be hip. What a sellout.
Gwen says – reply to this

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Whatever, Liz. As if anything about ye olde hag from Michigan has ever been eloquent or refined.
madonna is an old cunt unlike me young and fresh.. says – reply to this

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it will suck BIGTIME..but i love her though cause we're both whore..lol

seriously i can't wait for the album..i'll gonna buy 10 albums and give it to my friends

………..
wawawewo says – reply to this

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Re: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW –

49 is old? maybe in redneck America where you live it is considered old… but we are talking about a musical icon and legend
MADONNA'S GRAY COOCHIE says – reply to this

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So Vadge loves candy but won't let her kids have it…what a self centered cunt!! If we're lucky she'll choke on it but I'm sure her gag reflex is long gone!
B. SMIT says – reply to this

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love the title. 2008 is the year of Madonna.
Please rush this memo to Madonna! says – reply to this

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You qualify for the senior discount on Sunday's poached egg special at the diner.
! says – reply to this

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Considering this 1147 year old hag won't even let her kids have junk food ever, I find that hard to believe.
emma says – reply to this

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actually, perez. the song is called "4 minutes". get it right
Balls says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS OLD like what is she? 50 years old!! she is older then my own Mother and she needs to get out of our generations life once and for all and go sing to old ladys like herself, maybe at a bowling alley or a bingo game or some charity for old people so just do that you old winkleing bitch.
Christine says – reply to this

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The Counting Crows released an album in '02 called Hard Candy.
Madonna should do her homework before she makes official announcements.
so fucking old says – reply to this

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http://mcweak.com/old.mp3
Gigi says – reply to this

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haha 2008 is Madonna's year… eat it Mooriah fans

Mwahahaaaa
BLEH says – reply to this

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Wow, what an original title. That's the name of a make-up brand…
Christine says – reply to this

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Nothing worse than a 50 year old lady teaming up with ghwtto folk to sing about kickin' ass. Isn't it time she steps aside before she breaks a hip.
Dave says – reply to this

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HOT!!!!!!!!
LOVE MADONNA!!
embarassed to say: says – reply to this

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I admit I dont remember much from the 80's, too much parting.
But this pic is from the 80's.
Luv Ya Madonna
bitchplease says – reply to this

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she stole the name from a counting crows ablum!
Veronica says – reply to this

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While I love her, Hard Candy is the title of a COUNTING CROWS album.
DH says – reply to this

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*yawn* Straight out of the 80's with the same old clothes and hairdo, Madonna still tries to be cool. The woman can't decide if she's Mommy Madge writing the saccharine-sweet kiddy books, or Retro Madonna. Neither one is attractive.
Ashley says – reply to this

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Hard Candy was the last new Counting Crows record. Madge can't even come up with her own damn name…she sucks.
Madonna's Lovely Arms says – reply to this

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Hard Candy is someone else's album's title as well as a popular brand of nail polish. Looks like desperate cunt didn't do her homework. Bet it will suck. Mandonna just underwent a vaginal rejuvenation and complimentary anal bleaching in preparation for the new album release.
WTF? says – reply to this

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So let me get this straight from all the Madonna fags out there. It is Ok and fine that she used someone else's album title, but it was a big no no when Mariah called her Fragrance "M by Mariah?" You fucking hypocritical morons. Only Europeans and fags listen to Madonna. She will not sell here in America, even if she is using JT as a crutch.
v says – reply to this

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don't the counting crows already have an album out called Hard Candy…
Maybe she should rethink that…
wawawewo says – reply to this

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difference btw Madonna's and Counting Crows albums is that Madonna will make this a hit album… You act like you never heard the same album title twice…
JennyJugs says – reply to this

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Long live the Queen!!!
rrrrr says – reply to this

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her candy shop single is such a piece of shit and the title of the album too.Also
plastic surgery alert!
mc says – reply to this

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i love how mocking her age is the best you losers can come up with to diss madonna. guess some people can't handle the fact that the most famous woman on earth just happens to be older than their lame favorite singer…
mc says – reply to this

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i love how mocking her age is the best you losers can come up with to diss madonna. guess some people can't handle the fact that the most famous woman on earth just happens to be older than their lame favorite singer…
alyssa says – reply to this

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the name is spelled PHARRELL…two r's
Carla says – reply to this

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Her new album ia gonna flop in the US and sell good overseas. Just watch. The US no longer gives a damn about this old irrelevant hag. At least Mariah and Janet still has musical relevance.
mchlg26 says – reply to this

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What's with all the negativity about Madonna's age? She's nearing 50 and proving that doesn't mean the end for a woman's career. I'm sure if half of the people reading this blog had an ounce of her discipline YOU would all be in a better place. Madonna continues to make music that is relevant, sale-able, catchy and not to mention the touring revenue secured her a 100 million deal with live nation (not too shabby). I think she should be respected as an artist that's managed to maintain a career of highs and lows successfully. Granted I have my own reservation about this next album, can't help but remember Bedtime Stories and how most of those "R&B" tracks failed to connect with listeners. But nevertheless the woman gives it her all. R E S P E C T
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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She can kick my ass and I'll fist hers.
barker says – reply to this

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This was already TAKEN by the COUNTING CROWS several years ago.
Jen says – reply to this

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Counting Crows have an album with the same title……
soraya says – reply to this

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MAYBE SHE' S OLD BUT PLEASE REMENBER UR ADOLESCENCE FEW YEARS AGO AND 80S EVERYBODY DANCE ON MADONNA SHE LL STAY ALWAYS IN MY HEART
MADONNA LOVE U FOREVER
ghfhfg says – reply to this

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the counting crows have an ablum called hard candy