"I Wanna Be Famous Too!"
Filed under: Aliana Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!
The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.
The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!
ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."
ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."
ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."



first.
This cannot end well…
Sounds fun…
1st
first??? Oh god!!! i hate those stupid desperate for fame lohan sisters! ali waon't be successful, she'll just end up in rehab!!! got lost ali!!
someone's a little desperate for attention..
Hollywood certainly doesn't need an orange another orange cunt. Am I first y'all?
She is an asshat and ugly as sin. U-G-L-Y!
wonder when she'll pop one out….oh well…at least she's cuter than her sis.
She is oozing desperation and it looks like shit on her, I wish her and her fug ass ginger sister would OD.
Sounds dumb as a rock.
LOSER
her sister is hotter
Saw Ali's Christmas album just yesterday in a discount bin…for $3! She needs to work extra hard…or at least harder than she's been working!
She watched her sister and wanted to be like her??? What a fucking moron. Die please.
She's prettier than Lindsey.
I ALREADY HATE HER!!! I WANT TO BE FAMOUS SO I CAN BE LOOKED AT!!! That is so lame!!! She does NOT want to be famous because she thinks she has a great talent and acting and/or singing is something very important to her, BUT, because she wants ppl to look up to her!!!
first!!!
first!!!
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Re: bree –
oh goodie you're first…just like to all the buffet lines. FAT CUNT
poor girl…has such a fabulous role model
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loser
america is fucked.
How sad.
She's so pretty. More of the beautiful Ali, please!
What a whore. Just like her ugly freckled slut a*s sister.
wanna be try hard slut.
she is gonna end up just like Lindsey.
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does."
Oh boy…
FIRST!!!!!!!
FIRST BITCHES!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
they have no family values or indication as to how to raise anything but whores…firecrotch number two set for launch…. ridiculous
That's so sad.
Give her three months and Perez will be drawing a jizz dribbling down her mouth
I would never support anything that fucked up trashy family does, lets hope for a car crash and the whole bunch of them dies slow and painful deaths.
gross! we don't need another Lohan. L.L. is THE perfect trainwreck!
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attention whore
I fucked her in the ass cuz she didn't want to end up like Jamie Lynn
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. "
So therefore you are the next whore of L.A. and you will be in rehab within the next six months.
Props to you Ali…you're headed on the right track.
NOT!
more skanky trash … just like mom & sis!!!!
"Being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool"… she must have forgotten how cool it is having an eating disorder, being addicted to drugs and alcohol before you're even 21, crashing your car, being arrested, and going to rehab 3 times.
thats nice.
I tought her mother wanted to stray away from hollywood.
By starring on a reality show, thats only putting them in the lime light more.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
yawn…
shit
good for her. hope she ends up JUST like lindsay
And now they can't get enough attention
We need another Lohan, Lindsey is getting boring now that she is sober..
ugly
FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does". Does this include doing drugs and drinking???
What a butt fucking sewer slut
Ali looks like way more of a bitch than her sister..Plus I think she's prettier…but I have to see a side shot of her nose, lol
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I think I just threw up in my mouth! She is gross, Lindsey is gross…all these so called celebrities are annoying and need to go away. Heidi and Spencer, what the fuck is that? Somebody slap them.
RIP HEATH……..YOU WERE THE REAL DEAL.
oh sheesh another one!!!
Poor kid, shes all fucked up.
Re: JO JO –
NOPE, JUST AN INBRED WHORE WHO LETS DADDY FUCK HER
So, I guess this means we will be subjected to photos of her pooter, too. When did young girls think being "famous" for being "famous" was some sort of accomplishment? This girl should pre-book a spot in rehab.
What a fuck3n loser!!!
i just hope she doesnt end up like lindsay….
Ambitious to be famous for nothing - its like they've taken "slacker" to a whole new level.
WOW — she looks just like the young, ambitious, NICE Lindsay from Freaky Friday…
HOPE SHE FIGURED OUT WHAT NOT TO DO NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- no drugs
- no whoring around
Remember kiddo — DNA is workin against you (slut Dina, slut Lindz)
Re: herezpilton –
YEAH, HE WAS A REAL DRUG ADDICT PIECE OF SHIT
first!! Boo!
Stupid Caucasian females, always thinking of getting famous and what not. It's pathethic xD
She's really cute. Please dont' let this child get swept up in the Hollywood Whore-caine. If she really wants a career in the business she should do everything Lindsay did prior to "Herbie Fully Loaded"…then make that left at Albuquerque …oh and she should get a REAL manager and by-pass family. Family will phuck you every time!
wow. with a rolemodel like lindsay, how can she go wrong?
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LOL what a dumbass I bet she hopes she gets some DUI's so she can make it big
Oh dear lord, she needs help already.
No body cares about has-been Lindsay HO-han and her weird attention craving family. Her whole family needs help, especially her orange mama.
not another one
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poor little twat.
She's a ugly little thing, no?!
This little girl wants to be like her older sister who is a druggie/slut/untalented actress and "music artist"? Be serious little girl. Stay in school, go to college, get married, have a family and pray that they don't turn out like your own dysfunctional immediate family. Plus, she looks terrible! She looks like she'll be hitting menopause any day now! And it looks like she was playing dress-up with her mothers' clothes in this pic.
it's a shame that she wants to get into the business to be famous and not for the genuine love of acting or singing. pitiful.
jeez, she's got as many freckles as her nasty ass sister. didn't dina put any fucking sunblock on her kids? can you say skin cancer by the age of 25? let's just say hell will freeze over before dina gets a mother of the year award any time soon.
Boy oh, boy! "And another one.."
HONEYSHED.com
Hey Little Spoiled Brat, no body looks up to your dumb sister okay? She is a horrible role model and no body gives a shit about her b/c she is a has-been crack whore who loves drugs and STDS. And no body cares about you too so go back to school and do something important and valuable with your life.
God bless her poor little MISGUIDED heart!!!!
how could you watch your older sister, LINDSAY LOHAN, and still want what she has? This girl is severely misled and I feel very sorry for her.
A reality show with Lil Lohan and Dina? I can see it now, a half hour of Dina counting her kids money sucking down a Bud.
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By the way Ali, "people don't look up to Lindsay"
She looks 45…she's 14?? She's a new category: "Cougar Jail Bait"!
Nasty little slut
this girl is a rere.
so sad
OK, she's one ugly girl! Hate to say, but those looks aren't going to get her anywhere–especially in Hollywood!
Jealously of and coveting what your big sister has can land you in rehab….and with some disgusting STD. LOL!! What little whores Mama Lohan raised. It's too bad to see someone so young "wanting" like this! Always a recipe for disaster!
All you have to do is take off your panties (and let many photograph your little shaved snatch) smoke a bunch of crack, get "crazy" behind the wheel, kill a few people (while driving), get arrested (sans panties) while still "crazy", get committed, have Dina convince everyone to let you go, kill again (somehow), get thrown in jail. Fuck a guard (sans protection), and then petition Lee Baca to help you get out. Then announce that you are pregnant while posing for some old German pedophile who is still in love with Marylin Monroe. Easy.
concieted much?!??? people ask for my autograph? shut the the bleep up alli . How about we have someone who is not FAMOUS BY ASSOCIATION FOR ONCE….
Wow she is gorgeous. I wish her the best of luck, she is prettier than her sister and hopefully more talented! And probably learned for her mistakes.. GO ALI!
BTW, how old is this chick? He's got to only be like 13 years old. Sad, Sad!
SHE HAS A MAN FACE LIKE JENNIFER GARNER AND BROOKE SHIELDS!
This is just totally pathetic.