"I Wanna Be Famous Too!"

Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!

The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.

The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!

ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 5:10 pm / Email this »

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bree says – reply to this

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first.
Southernbelle says – reply to this

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This cannot end well…
fugly says – reply to this

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Sounds fun…
lauren says – reply to this

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1st
rehab_girl says – reply to this

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first??? Oh god!!! i hate those stupid desperate for fame lohan sisters! ali waon't be successful, she'll just end up in rehab!!! got lost ali!!
lindsey says – reply to this

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someone's a little desperate for attention..
Red says – reply to this

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Hollywood certainly doesn't need an orange another orange cunt. Am I first y'all?
Riverwestie says – reply to this

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She is an asshat and ugly as sin. U-G-L-Y!
amy says – reply to this

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wonder when she'll pop one out….oh well…at least she's cuter than her sis.
What a ugly ass cunt says – reply to this

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She is oozing desperation and it looks like shit on her, I wish her and her fug ass ginger sister would OD.
phil says – reply to this

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Sounds dumb as a rock.
Andréanne says – reply to this

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LOSER
ross says – reply to this

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her sister is hotter
Erin says – reply to this

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Saw Ali's Christmas album just yesterday in a discount bin…for $3! She needs to work extra hard…or at least harder than she's been working!
She sucks ass says – reply to this

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She watched her sister and wanted to be like her??? What a fucking moron. Die please.
AB says – reply to this

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She's prettier than Lindsey.
Alicia says – reply to this

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I ALREADY HATE HER!!! I WANT TO BE FAMOUS SO I CAN BE LOOKED AT!!! That is so lame!!! She does NOT want to be famous because she thinks she has a great talent and acting and/or singing is something very important to her, BUT, because she wants ppl to look up to her!!!
mARY ANNE says – reply to this

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first!!!
mARY ANNE says – reply to this

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first!!!
Blabla says – reply to this

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Blabla
bree is a fat cunt says – reply to this

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Re: bree –

oh goodie you're first…just like to all the buffet lines. FAT CUNT
yasi says – reply to this

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poor girl…has such a fabulous role model
eri says – reply to this

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o
ashley says – reply to this

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loser
kristen mallette says – reply to this

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america is fucked.
Tattooed Mom says – reply to this

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How sad.
West Village says – reply to this

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She's so pretty. More of the beautiful Ali, please!
Lens says – reply to this

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What a whore. Just like her ugly freckled slut a*s sister.
natasha. says – reply to this

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wanna be try hard slut.
she is gonna end up just like Lindsey.
lee says – reply to this

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"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does."
Oh boy…
C says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!
Kathleen says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!
Obsessed says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
STOP THESE FOOLS says – reply to this

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they have no family values or indication as to how to raise anything but whores…firecrotch number two set for launch…. ridiculous
foo fighter says – reply to this

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That's so sad.
Rock says – reply to this

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Give her three months and Perez will be drawing a jizz dribbling down her mouth
Another retarded Lohan says – reply to this

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I would never support anything that fucked up trashy family does, lets hope for a car crash and the whole bunch of them dies slow and painful deaths.
lola! says – reply to this

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gross! we don't need another Lohan. L.L. is THE perfect trainwreck!
stacy says – reply to this

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if you like muse, queen, franz ferdinand, or the cold war kids, you should check out our music by clicking ze picture to the left
rita says – reply to this

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attention whore
She loves anal says – reply to this

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I fucked her in the ass cuz she didn't want to end up like Jamie Lynn
Karen says – reply to this

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"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. "

So therefore you are the next whore of L.A. and you will be in rehab within the next six months.

Props to you Ali…you're headed on the right track.

NOT!
onemomwhosnuts says – reply to this

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more skanky trash … just like mom & sis!!!!
sheneedsanewmom says – reply to this

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"Being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool"… she must have forgotten how cool it is having an eating disorder, being addicted to drugs and alcohol before you're even 21, crashing your car, being arrested, and going to rehab 3 times.
fugly says – reply to this

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thats nice.
I tought her mother wanted to stray away from hollywood.
By starring on a reality show, thats only putting them in the lime light more.
fifi says – reply to this

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POOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Ashley says – reply to this

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yawn…
asdjf says – reply to this

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shit
simbala says – reply to this

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good for her. hope she ends up JUST like lindsay
Their father fucked them says – reply to this

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And now they can't get enough attention
Sarah says – reply to this

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We need another Lohan, Lindsey is getting boring now that she is sober..
vickievajayjay says – reply to this

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ugly
JO JO says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
JO JO says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
JO JO says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
JO JO says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley says – reply to this

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"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does". Does this include doing drugs and drinking???
She's a total slut says – reply to this

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What a butt fucking sewer slut
Sohpie says – reply to this

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Ali looks like way more of a bitch than her sister..Plus I think she's prettier…but I have to see a side shot of her nose, lol
kjhasd says – reply to this

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yansdknaskdaksnitn
herezpilton says – reply to this

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I think I just threw up in my mouth! She is gross, Lindsey is gross…all these so called celebrities are annoying and need to go away. Heidi and Spencer, what the fuck is that? Somebody slap them.

RIP HEATH……..YOU WERE THE REAL DEAL.
Jessica says – reply to this

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oh sheesh another one!!!
woahoh says – reply to this

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Poor kid, shes all fucked up.
JO JO IS A CUNT says – reply to this

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Re: JO JO –

NOPE, JUST AN INBRED WHORE WHO LETS DADDY FUCK HER
sam says – reply to this

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So, I guess this means we will be subjected to photos of her pooter, too. When did young girls think being "famous" for being "famous" was some sort of accomplishment? This girl should pre-book a spot in rehab.
Eric says – reply to this

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What a fuck3n loser!!!
kaytee says – reply to this

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i just hope she doesnt end up like lindsay….
MissVee says – reply to this

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Ambitious to be famous for nothing - its like they've taken "slacker" to a whole new level.
blablabla says – reply to this

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WOW — she looks just like the young, ambitious, NICE Lindsay from Freaky Friday…
HOPE SHE FIGURED OUT WHAT NOT TO DO NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- no drugs
- no whoring around
Remember kiddo — DNA is workin against you (slut Dina, slut Lindz)
FUCK HEATH says – reply to this

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Re: herezpilton –

YEAH, HE WAS A REAL DRUG ADDICT PIECE OF SHIT
Alaina says – reply to this

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first!! Boo!
h3lli says – reply to this

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Stupid Caucasian females, always thinking of getting famous and what not. It's pathethic xD
NoElleNO Don't you dare! says – reply to this

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She's really cute. Please dont' let this child get swept up in the Hollywood Whore-caine. If she really wants a career in the business she should do everything Lindsay did prior to "Herbie Fully Loaded"…then make that left at Albuquerque …oh and she should get a REAL manager and by-pass family. Family will phuck you every time!
alyssa says – reply to this

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wow. with a rolemodel like lindsay, how can she go wrong?

…..
dd says – reply to this

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LOL what a dumbass I bet she hopes she gets some DUI's so she can make it big
jessie says – reply to this

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Oh dear lord, she needs help already.
Candy says – reply to this

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No body cares about has-been Lindsay HO-han and her weird attention craving family. Her whole family needs help, especially her orange mama.
tre says – reply to this

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not another one
valerie says – reply to this

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l
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l
l
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poor little twat.
Dina says – reply to this

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She's a ugly little thing, no?!
WTF??? says – reply to this

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This little girl wants to be like her older sister who is a druggie/slut/untalented actress and "music artist"? Be serious little girl. Stay in school, go to college, get married, have a family and pray that they don't turn out like your own dysfunctional immediate family. Plus, she looks terrible! She looks like she'll be hitting menopause any day now! And it looks like she was playing dress-up with her mothers' clothes in this pic.
sarah says – reply to this

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it's a shame that she wants to get into the business to be famous and not for the genuine love of acting or singing. pitiful.
neenster says – reply to this

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jeez, she's got as many freckles as her nasty ass sister. didn't dina put any fucking sunblock on her kids? can you say skin cancer by the age of 25? let's just say hell will freeze over before dina gets a mother of the year award any time soon.
sadeshade says – reply to this

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Boy oh, boy! "And another one.."

HONEYSHED.com
Candy says – reply to this

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Hey Little Spoiled Brat, no body looks up to your dumb sister okay? She is a horrible role model and no body gives a shit about her b/c she is a has-been crack whore who loves drugs and STDS. And no body cares about you too so go back to school and do something important and valuable with your life.
Posey says – reply to this

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God bless her poor little MISGUIDED heart!!!!
Rebecca says – reply to this

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how could you watch your older sister, LINDSAY LOHAN, and still want what she has? This girl is severely misled and I feel very sorry for her.
Boston says – reply to this

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A reality show with Lil Lohan and Dina? I can see it now, a half hour of Dina counting her kids money sucking down a Bud.
.
By the way Ali, "people don't look up to Lindsay"
Shush says – reply to this

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She looks 45…she's 14?? She's a new category: "Cougar Jail Bait"!
We DON'T want to see your twat says – reply to this

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Nasty little slut
Vee says – reply to this

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this girl is a rere.
so sad says – reply to this

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so sad
Mark Twain says – reply to this

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OK, she's one ugly girl! Hate to say, but those looks aren't going to get her anywhere–especially in Hollywood!
mag says – reply to this

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Jealously of and coveting what your big sister has can land you in rehab….and with some disgusting STD. LOL!! What little whores Mama Lohan raised. It's too bad to see someone so young "wanting" like this! Always a recipe for disaster!
CUNT Jr. says – reply to this

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All you have to do is take off your panties (and let many photograph your little shaved snatch) smoke a bunch of crack, get "crazy" behind the wheel, kill a few people (while driving), get arrested (sans panties) while still "crazy", get committed, have Dina convince everyone to let you go, kill again (somehow), get thrown in jail. Fuck a guard (sans protection), and then petition Lee Baca to help you get out. Then announce that you are pregnant while posing for some old German pedophile who is still in love with Marylin Monroe. Easy.
ilyyyyyyyNAHT says – reply to this

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concieted much?!??? people ask for my autograph? shut the the bleep up alli . How about we have someone who is not FAMOUS BY ASSOCIATION FOR ONCE….
Rainey says – reply to this

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Wow she is gorgeous. I wish her the best of luck, she is prettier than her sister and hopefully more talented! And probably learned for her mistakes.. GO ALI!
mag says – reply to this

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BTW, how old is this chick? He's got to only be like 13 years old. Sad, Sad!
ed says – reply to this

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SHE HAS A MAN FACE LIKE JENNIFER GARNER AND BROOKE SHIELDS!
www.modestofamous.com says – reply to this

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This is just totally pathetic.