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Neverland Is Gone!

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No more chances for Wacko!

Neverland is in foreclosure. It's actually past that point now, possums.

It's up for auction!

That's right, Michael Jackson's famed Neverland ranch will be sold on March 19th.

And U can get in on the action!

There is a slight possibility M.J. can keep his massive manse. But, in order to do that, he needs to come up with $24,525,906.61 by the auction date. He ain't got that kinda money, honey.

When Neverland is auctioned, it will include everything: all personal property inside, all fixtures and appliances, furniture, and "all merry go round type devices," any rides, games.

Shamon! It's gone!

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250 comments to “Neverland Is Gone!”

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  1. ashley says – reply to this


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    first

  2. ashley says – reply to this


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    yay i actually got first up there!

  3. ashley says – reply to this


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    and second lol

  4. cat says – reply to this


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    for shame!

    it's the end of an era!

    maybe now we can keep his creepy face out of the public eye? i swear i have nightmares every time i see his pale, skeletal "enhanced" face. ugh..

  5. ashley says – reply to this


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    and 3rd and 4th and now im done!

  6. Rachel says – reply to this


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    poor MJ

  7. kim says – reply to this


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    holy shitballs maybe they will turn it into an amusement park

  8. Justina says – reply to this


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    i want it..
    minus the bad wet dreams about little boys!

  9. hdawg says – reply to this


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    how can he think looking like that is good?
    its nastyyy.
    lovelovelove perez ;)

  10. sam says – reply to this


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    WE STILL LOVE U MJ!

  11. wacko jacko says – reply to this


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    too bad for those kids.

  12. Paul says – reply to this


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    who fucking cares if u first– o

    OT, sad if he loses it

  13. Cindy says – reply to this


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    Any idea where he'll be hiding out now for the rest of his life?

  14. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    MICHAEL IS A WHITE ASS…WHOLE

  15. asd says – reply to this


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    first

  16. michelle says – reply to this


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    Such a shame to see this talented individual's life affected by his idiosyncrasies. too bad :(

  17. kels says – reply to this


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    that picture is terrifying

  18. Kay says – reply to this


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    first :)

  19. efjam says – reply to this


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    eww. hes such a petifile! OBAMA ALL THE WAY

  20. ewwww says – reply to this


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    freak

  21. Tutu says – reply to this


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    Are the wild animals included?????

  22. Freak says – reply to this


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    Well, h had his chance. Where's all those brothers and those parents of his? Bet they could take up a collection. He should get his plastic ass out on the road and earn a paycheck maybe.

  23. laura says – reply to this


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    !!

  24. Paul says – reply to this


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    Perez, if theres any wacko in this world..then its you, seriously…just take a look at your hair ffs

  25. Im That Guy says – reply to this


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    Does it come with all of his kiddie porn too? 13th….

  26. KEMBA says – reply to this


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    DAMN!

  27. RHI RHI says – reply to this


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    AHHHHHHHH

  28. and says – reply to this


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    WOW!

  29. JEss says – reply to this


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    WhAt A ShaMe!!… WieRDo

  30. NoElleNo nose in site says – reply to this


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    Michael Jackson is on crack. WTF is wrong with his face? Wonder if he has an afro under that Hair Club for Men weave?

  31. cara says – reply to this


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    this man scares me to no extent.

  32. abc says – reply to this


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    first….
    he is a strange man but i kinda feel sorry for him

  33. emzzz says – reply to this


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    oh mj.
    what happened to him?!?!?

  34. juicy fruit says – reply to this


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    HAAAA HAAAA

  35. Emma says – reply to this


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    Poor Michael!!

  36. im scared says – reply to this


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    He looks so scarry!

  37. Perez_is_winnie_the_pooh's_gay_cousin says – reply to this


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    He ain't got that kinda money, honey???? he more or less get all right of the beattle's song….you nasty homo fag….You fat pig homo. How much are the clinton's paying your ass…You ugly fuck! go suck a crackhead..you lame ass homo… I hope dennis rodman will rape you one day… foking pig

  38. DMAN says – reply to this


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    DOES IT CUM WITH ALL THE LEFTOVER KIDDY UNDERWARE

  39. Heather says – reply to this


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    That makes me sad for him. Poor Michael. Stars aren't really allowed to be human, are they? We need them to stay larger than life, and when they fall from the sky, we kick them when they are down.

  40. NoElleNo Oh Noooooo says – reply to this


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    Re: Freak – LOL! Plastic ass…hilarious!

  41. Red says – reply to this


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    Lindsey Lohan just wants someone to pud on her tits! Why is she on all these banner ads. Cunt.

  42. Micheal Jackson says – reply to this


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    FUCK!

  43. wow says – reply to this


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    wow i cant believe what he turned out being. i just saw the picture of him as a kid and there is no trace of that same person. so sad…

  44. Brianna says – reply to this


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    Well he neglected it, it deserves to be gone.

  45. Gadzooks says – reply to this


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    Oh there is something so wrong with him. He is just so scary loooking. He used to be so awesome back in the day too, I mean way, way back. Please register and vote for me Danielle as Philly's Hottest http://photos.wmmr.com/gallery/album01?page=6

  46. Martinis_on_me says – reply to this


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    More important…WTF is on the end of his nose? Hanging flesh??? Damn that shit scarrrrrrrrry! I feel sick….What a freakshow! I can not imagine what they will find in that crazy house.

  47. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    PEREZ WHAT WAS THE TV RATINGS FOR "A RAISIN IN THE SUN" WHICH PREMIERED ON ABC LAST NITE?

  48. km says – reply to this


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    creepy picture. he used to be so amazing. wonder what crazy person is gonna buy that place. donald trump? lol

  49. Janet J says – reply to this


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    THE DUDE MAY LOOK UNUSUAL BUT HE IS STILL A LEGEND.SO UP YOURS!!!!DONT MAKE ME GET THE FAMILY ON YOUR ASS!WE ALL CRAZY BIATCH!

  50. bnm says – reply to this


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    i want the chimp!! stuffed!!

  51. KG says – reply to this


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    i wonder what michael jackson's "personal property" includes…

  52. sweet says – reply to this


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    good god, that photo is terrifying.

  53. Evo says – reply to this


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    Skeletor!

  54. Elle says – reply to this


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    Thats Britneys future. I guess fame really fucks you up.

  55. i luv you jessica c delgado says – reply to this


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    cool i'll give 1 dollar

  56. Tinkerballs says – reply to this


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    i live 30 minutes away from Neverland. Maybe Brangelina will buy it!

  57. brainchild says – reply to this


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    He should auction off himself to save Nevermindland. I'm sure someone will take him for the freak value–just like he tried to buy the elephant man's bones for the same reason.

  58. MR JEFFERSON says – reply to this


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    SHAMON….. HEEHEH HEHEHEHEH… .
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    THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE WHRE CARTMAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH MJ IS CLASSIC

  59. Martinis_on_me says – reply to this


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    Did he not sell off the rights to the Beatles song? I thought I heard that…?

  60. ilona rose says – reply to this


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    Perez, dear, from now on, if you are going to put a picture like this on the opening page, please, don't….Give us a fuckin' warning, a "click here if you want to see something shocking, scary", etc. Jesus fuckin'….That is so scary….I am not shitting you, that really ruined my afternoon. I just took my little Buddy out for a walk in the snow, we are having an incredible snow storm, but a beautiful one, and I come in the house, warm up, figure I will take 5 and give a lookie at your site and POW!!!!….scary, ugly fuckin' Michael Jackson…No More…Please….No More…He is worse than that cat lady…A warning next time, please….Still love you though….
    xox, ilona rose

  61. jacko is a wacko says – reply to this


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    He deserves to have his freakin place taken away from him. He's such a freak show!

  62. Maxima says – reply to this


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    The bed of MJ will come on sale, whoohooo. Anyone interested?

  63. Marc says – reply to this


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    That's kinda cheap considering. I would buy it if I had the money. lol

  64. Boston says – reply to this


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    This artical is about his house?
    LOOK AT HIS FACE!

  65. ilona rose says – reply to this


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    Another thing Perez….I was just thinking, You must have a ton of dough by now, record company consulting, book deals, TV show, all this ad money…Why dont you BUY it, that would be the greatest…Then you can invite us poor, underprivileged bloggers over for a carousel ride and some shaved ice, just like Wacko used to do for the little cancer kids…Do it Perez, buy the ranch for us…
    xox, ilona rose

  66. Sarah says – reply to this


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    perez, this should really be under "if you are easily offended do not click here" or whatever it says.
    at least then i would have a warning.
    that is not the first picture i want to see when i come to your site.
    but i still love you.

  67. SECRET BOY-RAPE ROOM!!! says – reply to this


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    Under the back stairs!!! Fucking CREEPY!!!! Where can he go to fuck boys now? He isn't welcome in Bahrain or Brunei anymore because he owes everybody money and there are a bunch of arab boys with bloody mouths and asses who have a few questions for the king of pop. Namibia? Libya? North Korea? The world is becoming a very small place for a melting pedophile! I predict a Jacko, Blanket and Prince Michael triple suicide before 2009!!!!

  68. sham-on! says – reply to this


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    does that include the kiddie porn dungeon in the secret basement?!?!

    yeSSS!!

  69. nancy says – reply to this


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    I feel sorry for this guy. SO screwed up. No, I'm not sorry about the sale of the ranch or loss of money or anything. I don't know anything about his being a pedophile. If it's true, that's disgusting. His money and lawyers should never buy him out of that crime.

    But how DID he get so screwed up?? What happened to him? You look at his face…the self-mutilation….

  70. ilona rose says – reply to this


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    Re: Heather – Heather, they are allowed to be human, WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING HUMAN….Look at him, you call that human? Duh….
    xox, ilona rose

  71. BYE BYE MOLESTER says – reply to this


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    GOOD!!!!! Fuck that crazy bastard.

  72. Lauren says – reply to this


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    God that man scares me. You now the diagrams that show the different stages of evoloution from gorilla to human, well he reminds me of the picture in about the middle.

  73. If your broke: says – reply to this


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    If your broke you can print this pic and tape it to your door on Halloween.
    That should scare the shit right out of the kids, and adults.

  74. RAISIN IN 3RD PLACE. says – reply to this


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    Re: FUCK OFF
    THe ratings SUCKED!!! Just barely beat "Welcome to the Captain"! and Puffy was handed his ass by "Deal or No Deal" (double the ratings of raisin). It's tough to be a retired Puff.

  75. Marky says – reply to this


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    It's a sad end to a chapter in his life that he probable wants to put behind him anyway. The followers of Xenu have done a fine job ruining his career and reputation after he wouldn't join the cult while married to Lisa-Marie.

  76. Kirsten says – reply to this


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    It should be burnt to the ground.

  77. #65 says – reply to this


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    Re: Boston
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    lmao, good one

  78. victoria says – reply to this


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    lol. my 5 yearr old son just walked in, looked at the screen and said "AHHHH, WHAT IS THAT?"

    out of the mouths of babes

  79. ALL HAIL ILONA ROSE! says – reply to this


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    Re: ilona rose
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    A truly BRILLIANT IDEA Ilona!!! Genius!!! Sadly, I'm not sure that Perez has THAT much money– but he might be able to borrow on some future earnings (or something) and get the 20% down to buy it…
    .
    .BTW There is a ton of property (you need a lot of space so that the neighbors can't hear the screams of the 8 year old boys being anally inspired by the gloved one). BUt it could be split off into subdivisions or something (to help pay for the clown house)…

  80. Michele lemieux says – reply to this


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    He can always sell the Beatle rights back to Paul McCartney

  81. A says – reply to this


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    :-(

  82. emmarose says – reply to this


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    why not just sell some of his beatles collection? can't he do that? isn't it worth in the billions? that would solve everything.

  83. CAN'T YOU SEE HIM TRYING TO STUFF ALL OF HIS STUPID SHIT INTO A U-HAUL?!?! says – reply to this


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    What a fucking PIG! The king of popping 7 year old asses loses his fuck-ranch cause he can't pay the bills. Boo hoo. Boo hoo. He's going to kill himself you know. And unlike failed suicide loser Owen Wilson, I predict that not only will Jacko prevail, he will smother little blanket and depose little Prince Michael all at the same time. How is it that he is able to continue with this crazy shit? It is more inexplicable than the fucking Vatican (and their boy-rape scam). Fucking GHOUL!

  84. amy says – reply to this


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    I would love for Paul McCartney to get it to get back at Michael Jackson for buying the Beatles rights back in the day

  85. chad says – reply to this


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    Shamon! it's gone! lol… funny perez

  86. hunter says – reply to this


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    Ok.. well Ive gone through foreclosure on my home that I had lived in for 20 years and even tho many people throughout America think he is a wierdo (as do I) it is very hard to have someone just come in and take all of your furniture, belongings, and anything they want. I feel bad for him in a wierd way just because I know how very very hard it is for someone to come take your whole life away.

  87. Kanye says – reply to this


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    HAHAA, yeah right..like you're normal. Let me describe you in one word, rainbowcoloredhairpiggay

  88. wtf says – reply to this


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    ashley you were not first dear.. sorry you must go on until the mission has been accomplished, you cannot live until you are first….
    i hope the police swab everything for evidence to lock up this pedophile. i dont care if he is sick or ill or whatever, he should be locked up like any other child molester. o wait, they dont lock them up anymore unless its on tv, i forgot

  89. houskat says – reply to this


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    I hope whomever buys Sickooos ranch wil destroy all the child luring tools that sick f*** used.That Pedophile should be in prision,they would loooove him.

  90. PLAN FOR MICHAEL JACKSON: says – reply to this


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    Take everything in your life that has some $ value (i.e. Beatles catalog/whatever) and sell it to the point where it breaks the universe with sadness (like Rug Doctor™ ads playing "Blackbird") and then take all the money (forget about feeding Blanket and the other one) and go to North Korea and have them clone whatever is left that is original Jacko and FIX that CRAZY SHIT BEFORE I THROW UP AGAIN! How can something so fucking insanely scary actually get close enough to a 7 year old to fuck them? I mean, just seeing this Crypt-Keeper trying to pull off your underoos would cause a fucking autistic retard with no fucking legs to hit light speed getting the fuck out of Neverland!

  91. mile says – reply to this


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    I can't believe that man still says that he hasn't had any surgery. Wow. lets talk about the fact that he has turned into a white man. It is just ashame that he has turned out to be a great musician.

  92. soraya says – reply to this


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    always love u Michael

  93. WTF says – reply to this


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    Re: Paul – are you really comparing Perez's hair weirdness to pedophile weirdness? get a fucking life dude

  94. dee says – reply to this


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    you should bid on it, fatty! you'll be raking in the dough once you get paid for endorsing music (with your tin ear and disco taste), you music mogel, you!
    and, you won't have to bring your own gay vibe there…its already installed for your fairyland pleasure!

  95. cjm says – reply to this


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    who would want it? it has such a bad history and while the price is not bad for that amount of property, fixing everything and the upkeep will only be afforded by the most wealthy. Bet it will be turned into hundreds of condos

  96. Marilyn says – reply to this


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    Sad. My heart goes out to Jacko.

  97. Concerned says – reply to this


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    BRITNEY SHOULD BUY NEVERLAND!!! What a perfect place to get away, yet not too far away, and a perfect place to have fun w/ her children! If I were her, I'd be all over it!!

  98. Franklin says – reply to this


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    It will be bought by some Arab sheik who is a Jacko fan. Count on it.

  99. JustBeingMe! says – reply to this


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    His Damn nose looks like a really sgitty job of paper Mache'

  100. SUBHUMAN VENAL SCUM says – reply to this


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    Re: Heather
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    Guess when you stop being HUMAN Heather? When you rape (yes, even if they are unconscious it counts) a kid (or person, or animal for that matter). But this GROWN MAN (not Peter Pan or a magical boyman) FUCKS KIDS. It is that simple. He deserves every humiliating and miserable second of this– and then he deserves to be raped and killed in prison. People who take it upon them selves to hurt KIDS and destroy their LIVES are truly the WORST. Michael Jackson is a pedophile, a child molester, a cruel and inhuman GROWN MAN that deserves NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FROM THE WORLD. HE IS SUBHUMAN VENAL SCUM WHO STOPPED BEING HUMAN A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.

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