This Has Got To Be A Joke
Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy Winehouse > Beauty Buzz
Amy Winehouse is reportedly set to launch her own line of beauty products.
Drugs not included.
Not just content with eyeliner and coverup for crackne, Wino is also said to be in the works for her own fashion line.
It will be sure to include: ballet slippers, gold belt, short shorts and tampon.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 26, 2008 at 11:24 am
OH MY!!!!
love her!!!
I hope she's not planning to pimp out those ugly pink slippers she always wears!! YUK!
AWESOME!!!
Love you, Amy! Your the best! Anyway, on another hand, why not? It's okay to try, i believe…
Oh right,
like "Smeared Black Eyeliner" and "5 Day Old BO Fragrance" and of course "Body Grunge Lotion, in Brown and now Yellow coloring!"
WHAT??? this really IS a joke
first!!!!
female heroin users of the world rejoice! You will now have beauty products to cover up your sickly look and needle marks!
FIRST AGAIN BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUNNY
Mario don't be such a CUNT ;O)
There are so many people using her look.. why should she not try and cash in on it ?
joke
first!!!
top 10???don't care amy!!!
i'd buy.
ummmm dont think ill be wastin my money on that shes hardly a good advert
Don't pick on my girl, bitch. lol
Love you, Amy!!!
Gotta still love the Wino though….Her mind is right right now so she's beginning to think logically and creatively…
Gotdamn I sound like her fucking shrink….
i love her style! i think her fashion line will be hot!
No way man…
You forgot blood. There is always blood somewhere on her body or clothes. This is ridiculous. Again, she is not focusing on her sobriety.
AWESOME! I want some Wino looks! W00T!
NASTILIOUS!
I thought you liked Amy
i bet the designers will eat up her line.. they are all copying her look on the runways, ya'll can say what you want, but girl's got style
God she's hideous!
now this needs to be filed under offensive!!!!! need i say more..oh and i m goinng to run out and buy her products…NOT
I love you Wino, but girl.. I don't think so. What kinda products are you going to offer ….. I can see it coming down the runway. torn up t-shirt with authentic vomit on it. Sorry but the way you usually look, i hope your fashion sense doesn't catch on or we will have women looking like emaciated Zombies.
Hey …… keep singing though. you should be a guest judge on Idol, lord know the show has been sucking for the past few seasons.
Oh i wanna shout out to my Girl Double N from crown height brooklyn!!! keep it gangsta baby !!!!
…and don't forget the ever-present RED BRA.
Bitch wears the same shit every day!!how could people think this raggedy as bitch is a fashion icon.DISGUSTING!!
You are so funny….ha ha ha….My co-worker is wondering what I'm laughing at. Tampon, that is really funny.
~~~~~atleast she wears underwear!!!!!!~~~~~~
Can't be true. No one would ever invest in this, who'd want their beauty products associated with that skanky ho??
You forgot the red bra.
i LOVE winehouse's style
i would totally buy it
just no blood stained ballet slippers
Gross
she looks like she is smelly. i dont want to look like i am smelly. i'll pass on that beauty line.
I SEEN HER ON E BEFORE SHE GOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS AND SHE WAS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, NOW ITS REALLY SAD,I WOULD'NT HAVE KNOWN THAT TO BE THE SAME GIRL.
I guess you too can look like a Skank (with a capital S).
It would be great a special at wal-mart… for crack whores!
hahahaha the tampon part is hilarious!! It will also include a fake beehive wig, soiled tank-tops, and be labeled "Bad Taste".
i know she's so talented, and so well loved………..but, she has the body of a 10 year old with what looks like fake boobs. she always looks "dirty" like she could use a power wash taken to her!! if she'd just clean up a little, i think she'd be much more attractive. i saw pictures of her from years ago and she looks beautiful. nice and clean, and has more weight to her. her clothes are hidious……………..
You forgot the red bra Perez.
She has a huge international following, her album has sold 8 million copies already. I see no reason why her quirky fashion wouldn't be a success
You forgot unmatching bra/panties and some toothpaste.
I LOVE HER SO GIVE HER A BREAK ALREADY. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE HAS TALENT SO SHUT UP PEREZ!!!!!!
HEY FATTY DON'T EVEN TRY TO LAUNCH YOUR OWN CLOTHES LINE, I DON'T LIKE PINK CLOTHES THAT SMELL LIKE FART EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
PEREZ YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!!!
I know many disagree but i do consider her a fashion icon…i hope though that this is not true…people like Britney Spears and Beyonce can do stuff like that…Amy should associate her name ONLY with music…
OMG!! I would want to SING like her, not to LOOK like that!!! Does she actually think about herself as pretty?????!!!
you should be happy for your so called "friend" Perez. Her mind is back on business and not on drugs. I bet you wouldnt be complaining if u got ur own clothing line.
Why the hell is Amy Wino on this site so much? Who cares? She's ugly and nasty, gross…etc. I've heard her song like twice, and I friggin hate the shit out of it. Stop showing me this fugly ass bitch, please.
I love her she's a real fashion icon unlike you Perezita. You should close your dirty mouth sometimes, dumba$$. Love you Amy, stay strong.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. GOOD.
Shouldn't she be launching a line in detergent? She looks like she hasn't had a bath in months, is a total anorexic, has clammy skin that stinks, never changes her knickers, filthy hair, grime in the nails, green teeth and clothes infused with the sweat of drug withdrawals. Just amongst other things. She has a good voice but wouldn't want to be standing anywhere close. And what about the self-harmer tatoos as well!!!
I thought you loved her????? you're such an hypocrite actually she doesn't give a shit about you and all these retarded brains who post on your crap blog.
HER ALBUM IS #2 IN THE US.You took a bad pic of her, you fat cunt, she's way prettier than that!!!! and I love her style GO AMY I will buy every single pieces.
I'm looking forward to see it.
And don't forget the obligatory pink bra!
Don't forget a red bra!
Shouldn't someone who is going to launch a line of beauty products have some sort of hygiene? The only beauty products this ugly dirty chick owns are a stash of eyeliner, a cheap red lipstick and that healing lotion for tattoos.
Funny that someone who looks so dirty wants to launch a line of beauty products. She looks like a female version of Pete Doherty, but even uglier and dirtier.
Amy Winehouse? Beauty products? Has hell frozen over already??
This is not true!
Hahahahaha… can't wait to see the launch of these products! Yikes!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE AMY. YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT FASHION. YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LONERS WHO LIKE TO HATE ON CELEBS; THAT WHY YOU'RE POSTING ON PEREZ "THE FATNESS" HILTON. PATHETIC HA!!!!
AMY ROCKS AND PEREZ SUCKS.
she looks like she smells of rotten sushi & morning breath.
anorexics actually love her body but her clothes arent the greates
DIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUU SHE IS SOO DISGUSTINGGGGGGG
She is the MOST UNATTRACTIVE person ever! GROSS
Love Amy so much!! I hope it's true cuz I will deffo be buying her designs. Perez ur such a two faced slapper!! First u whore urself up, when u interviewed her, an posted all those vids of u two together, now ur just being a little shit, and taking the piss out of her personal problems. I hope Amy reads this, and right hooks ur fat jawline.
FUCK YOU PEREZ. WHEN DID YOU GET OFF OF THE AMY BANDWAGON? SHE MUST HAVE KICKED U 2 THE CURB. JUST JEALOUS LIKE COLE AND CROW OR DID UR OWN LINE OF TAMPONS FALL THROUGH. DONT LET ALL THIS SHIT WITH THAT RECORD COMPANY GO 2 UR HEAD. PEACE OUT FAT BOY. WHEN AMY COMES BACK W/A NEW RECORD YOU'LL BE BACK SNIFFING AND SUCKING HER ASS.
This hideous woman, this dirty-looking human being, this crap is starting her own beauty products! Wait! Wait! Somebody PLEASE explain to her what the word "beauty" means. The poor girl! It just hit me! She has no clue.
ATTN: ALL AMY FANS. IF U WANT LATEST INFO ON AMY ONE DAY SOONER THAN LOSER PEREZ BLOGS ABOUT IT, GO TO THESUN.COM. THATS WHERE HE GETS ALL OF HIS INFO ON AMY. THEIR 5 HOURS AHEAD OF US AND THATS WHERE PEREZ GETS HIS SHIT. ALWAYS ONE OR TWO DAYS LATER. WORD 4 MOTHERFUCKIN WORD. PICS 2. HANG IN THERE AMY. ONE DAY AT A TIME GIRL. YOU SHOULD BE STRONGER THAN ME, AMY, AMY, AMY, YOU GO BACK TO HER AND PEREZ GOES BACK TO BLAAAAAAACK, BLAAAAAAACK, BLAAAAAAACK.
Re: becky – #70 I guess this means you can start your own line too. ha ha. Clue this, asshole!!!
whats so funny about her launching her own clothing line Perez??
She's beautiful and has a great style!!!!!!!!!
Re: Barrinton Smythe the third – #45 good to see ya back. Ur always on point.
maybe beauty products that are designed to hide drugs and paraphernalia. ie lipstick that turns into a crack pipe when you need fix.
will her line include a dead badger I can wear on my head, rub-on tattoos and perfume that smells like a decomposing body?
Oh My goodness! This broad is a mess!!! She has a beautiful voice, and should stick to what she does best, which is singing! Who in the HELL would want to dress like her??!! And isnt that the same bra that she had on when she was pictured wandering the streets of London @ like 4 in the morning a few months back???
i hope they are smokable
You forgot red bra!!! =))