This Has Got To Be A Joke

Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy Winehouse > Beauty Buzz

Amy Winehouse is reportedly set to launch her own line of beauty products.

Drugs not included.

Not just content with eyeliner and coverup for crackne, Wino is also said to be in the works for her own fashion line.

It will be sure to include: ballet slippers, gold belt, short shorts and tampon.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:24 am / Email this »

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ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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OH MY!!!!
LYNDa says – reply to this

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love her!!!
eek says – reply to this

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I hope she's not planning to pimp out those ugly pink slippers she always wears!! YUK!
LYNDERRRRR says – reply to this

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AWESOME!!!
Hugo says – reply to this

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Love you, Amy! Your the best! Anyway, on another hand, why not? It's okay to try, i believe…
Ockteb says – reply to this

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Oh right,
like "Smeared Black Eyeliner" and "5 Day Old BO Fragrance" and of course "Body Grunge Lotion, in Brown and now Yellow coloring!"
farahnaz says – reply to this

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WHAT??? this really IS a joke
nikki says – reply to this

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first!!!!
b. says – reply to this

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FIRST AGAIN BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS
ASH says – reply to this

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FUNNY
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Mario don't be such a CUNT ;O)

There are so many people using her look.. why should she not try and cash in on it ?
nicole says – reply to this

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joke
yikesamy says – reply to this

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first!!!
fuck crack says – reply to this

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top 10???don't care amy!!!
maura says – reply to this

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i'd buy.
leanne says – reply to this

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ummmm dont think ill be wastin my money on that shes hardly a good advert
phil says – reply to this

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Don't pick on my girl, bitch. lol

Love you, Amy!!!
Ms Dolo D says – reply to this

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Gotta still love the Wino though….Her mind is right right now so she's beginning to think logically and creatively…

Gotdamn I sound like her fucking shrink….
muchlove77 says – reply to this

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i love her style! i think her fashion line will be hot!
OlGui says – reply to this

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No way man…
sam says – reply to this

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You forgot blood. There is always blood somewhere on her body or clothes. This is ridiculous. Again, she is not focusing on her sobriety.
Gia Jolie says – reply to this

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AWESOME! I want some Wino looks! W00T!
cha cha degregorio says – reply to this

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NASTILIOUS!
Jeremy says – reply to this

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I thought you liked Amy
stef says – reply to this

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i bet the designers will eat up her line.. they are all copying her look on the runways, ya'll can say what you want, but girl's got style
JZ says – reply to this

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God she's hideous!
shopgirl says – reply to this

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now this needs to be filed under offensive!!!!! need i say more..oh and i m goinng to run out and buy her products…NOT
Mark C says – reply to this

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I love you Wino, but girl.. I don't think so. What kinda products are you going to offer ….. I can see it coming down the runway. torn up t-shirt with authentic vomit on it. Sorry but the way you usually look, i hope your fashion sense doesn't catch on or we will have women looking like emaciated Zombies.

Hey …… keep singing though. you should be a guest judge on Idol, lord know the show has been sucking for the past few seasons.

Oh i wanna shout out to my Girl Double N from crown height brooklyn!!! keep it gangsta baby !!!!
Bebe says – reply to this

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…and don't forget the ever-present RED BRA.
nokillnobeepbeep says – reply to this

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Bitch wears the same shit every day!!how could people think this raggedy as bitch is a fashion icon.DISGUSTING!!
jaxkitten says – reply to this

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You are so funny….ha ha ha….My co-worker is wondering what I'm laughing at. Tampon, that is really funny.
~~~Xty~~~ says – reply to this

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~~~~~atleast she wears underwear!!!!!!~~~~~~
Jasmine says – reply to this

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Can't be true. No one would ever invest in this, who'd want their beauty products associated with that skanky ho??
Grace E. says – reply to this

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You forgot the red bra.
katie jane says – reply to this

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i LOVE winehouse's style
i would totally buy it
just no blood stained ballet slippers
peedoo65 says – reply to this

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Gross
sweet says – reply to this

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she looks like she is smelly. i dont want to look like i am smelly. i'll pass on that beauty line.
TRINA says – reply to this

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I SEEN HER ON E BEFORE SHE GOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS AND SHE WAS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, NOW ITS REALLY SAD,I WOULD'NT HAVE KNOWN THAT TO BE THE SAME GIRL.
PJ says – reply to this

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I guess you too can look like a Skank (with a capital S).
Nicki says – reply to this

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It would be great a special at wal-mart… for crack whores!
Candy says – reply to this

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hahahaha the tampon part is hilarious!! It will also include a fake beehive wig, soiled tank-tops, and be labeled "Bad Taste".
anittina169 says – reply to this

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i know she's so talented, and so well loved………..but, she has the body of a 10 year old with what looks like fake boobs. she always looks "dirty" like she could use a power wash taken to her!! if she'd just clean up a little, i think she'd be much more attractive. i saw pictures of her from years ago and she looks beautiful. nice and clean, and has more weight to her. her clothes are hidious……………..
Jessie says – reply to this

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You forgot the red bra Perez.
Barrinton Smythe the third says – reply to this

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She has a huge international following, her album has sold 8 million copies already. I see no reason why her quirky fashion wouldn't be a success
P says – reply to this

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You forgot unmatching bra/panties and some toothpaste.
Keren says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER SO GIVE HER A BREAK ALREADY. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE HAS TALENT SO SHUT UP PEREZ!!!!!!
HEY FATTY DON'T EVEN TRY TO LAUNCH YOUR OWN CLOTHES LINE, I DON'T LIKE PINK CLOTHES THAT SMELL LIKE FART EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
PEREZ YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!!!
M. says – reply to this

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I know many disagree but i do consider her a fashion icon…i hope though that this is not true…people like Britney Spears and Beyonce can do stuff like that…Amy should associate her name ONLY with music…
Micka says – reply to this

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OMG!! I would want to SING like her, not to LOOK like that!!! Does she actually think about herself as pretty?????!!!
musakfool says – reply to this

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you should be happy for your so called "friend" Perez. Her mind is back on business and not on drugs. I bet you wouldnt be complaining if u got ur own clothing line.
BLOWME says – reply to this

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Why the hell is Amy Wino on this site so much? Who cares? She's ugly and nasty, gross…etc. I've heard her song like twice, and I friggin hate the shit out of it. Stop showing me this fugly ass bitch, please.
lovejustin says – reply to this

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I love her she's a real fashion icon unlike you Perezita. You should close your dirty mouth sometimes, dumba$$. Love you Amy, stay strong.
haha says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. GOOD.
juanita says – reply to this

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Shouldn't she be launching a line in detergent? She looks like she hasn't had a bath in months, is a total anorexic, has clammy skin that stinks, never changes her knickers, filthy hair, grime in the nails, green teeth and clothes infused with the sweat of drug withdrawals. Just amongst other things. She has a good voice but wouldn't want to be standing anywhere close. And what about the self-harmer tatoos as well!!!
Perez is a smelly tampon!!! says – reply to this

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I thought you loved her????? you're such an hypocrite actually she doesn't give a shit about you and all these retarded brains who post on your crap blog.
HER ALBUM IS #2 IN THE US.You took a bad pic of her, you fat cunt, she's way prettier than that!!!! and I love her style GO AMY I will buy every single pieces.
Sill says – reply to this

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I'm looking forward to see it.
linny says – reply to this

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And don't forget the obligatory pink bra!
My eyes! says – reply to this

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Don't forget a red bra!
how gross says – reply to this

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Shouldn't someone who is going to launch a line of beauty products have some sort of hygiene? The only beauty products this ugly dirty chick owns are a stash of eyeliner, a cheap red lipstick and that healing lotion for tattoos.
Funny that someone who looks so dirty wants to launch a line of beauty products. She looks like a female version of Pete Doherty, but even uglier and dirtier.
Keli says – reply to this

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Amy Winehouse? Beauty products? Has hell frozen over already??
jade says – reply to this

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This is not true!
Aimée says – reply to this

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Hahahahaha… can't wait to see the launch of these products! Yikes!
bluegirl says – reply to this

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE AMY. YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT FASHION. YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LONERS WHO LIKE TO HATE ON CELEBS; THAT WHY YOU'RE POSTING ON PEREZ "THE FATNESS" HILTON. PATHETIC HA!!!!
AMY ROCKS AND PEREZ SUCKS.
ml says – reply to this

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she looks like she smells of rotten sushi & morning breath.
rue21 says – reply to this

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anorexics actually love her body but her clothes arent the greates
sol says – reply to this

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DIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUU SHE IS SOO DISGUSTINGGGGGGG
molly says – reply to this

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She is the MOST UNATTRACTIVE person ever! GROSS
G says – reply to this

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Love Amy so much!! I hope it's true cuz I will deffo be buying her designs. Perez ur such a two faced slapper!! First u whore urself up, when u interviewed her, an posted all those vids of u two together, now ur just being a little shit, and taking the piss out of her personal problems. I hope Amy reads this, and right hooks ur fat jawline.
Labby says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ. WHEN DID YOU GET OFF OF THE AMY BANDWAGON? SHE MUST HAVE KICKED U 2 THE CURB. JUST JEALOUS LIKE COLE AND CROW OR DID UR OWN LINE OF TAMPONS FALL THROUGH. DONT LET ALL THIS SHIT WITH THAT RECORD COMPANY GO 2 UR HEAD. PEACE OUT FAT BOY. WHEN AMY COMES BACK W/A NEW RECORD YOU'LL BE BACK SNIFFING AND SUCKING HER ASS.
becky says – reply to this

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This hideous woman, this dirty-looking human being, this crap is starting her own beauty products! Wait! Wait! Somebody PLEASE explain to her what the word "beauty" means. The poor girl! It just hit me! She has no clue.
Labby says – reply to this

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ATTN: ALL AMY FANS. IF U WANT LATEST INFO ON AMY ONE DAY SOONER THAN LOSER PEREZ BLOGS ABOUT IT, GO TO THESUN.COM. THATS WHERE HE GETS ALL OF HIS INFO ON AMY. THEIR 5 HOURS AHEAD OF US AND THATS WHERE PEREZ GETS HIS SHIT. ALWAYS ONE OR TWO DAYS LATER. WORD 4 MOTHERFUCKIN WORD. PICS 2. HANG IN THERE AMY. ONE DAY AT A TIME GIRL. YOU SHOULD BE STRONGER THAN ME, AMY, AMY, AMY, YOU GO BACK TO HER AND PEREZ GOES BACK TO BLAAAAAAACK, BLAAAAAAACK, BLAAAAAAACK.
Amy says – reply to this

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Re: becky – #70 I guess this means you can start your own line too. ha ha. Clue this, asshole!!!
Ali says – reply to this

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whats so funny about her launching her own clothing line Perez??
She's beautiful and has a great style!!!!!!!!!
TEAM WINO says – reply to this

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Re: Barrinton Smythe the third – #45 good to see ya back. Ur always on point.
amysfaketooth says – reply to this

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maybe beauty products that are designed to hide drugs and paraphernalia. ie lipstick that turns into a crack pipe when you need fix.
Barfy says – reply to this

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will her line include a dead badger I can wear on my head, rub-on tattoos and perfume that smells like a decomposing body?
Hmmm... says – reply to this

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Oh My goodness! This broad is a mess!!! She has a beautiful voice, and should stick to what she does best, which is singing! Who in the HELL would want to dress like her??!! And isnt that the same bra that she had on when she was pictured wandering the streets of London @ like 4 in the morning a few months back???
smorf says – reply to this

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i hope they are smokable
karlittah says – reply to this

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You forgot red bra!!! =))
blotts says – reply to this

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At least she's wearing underwear….
KUIN says – reply to this

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YOU FORGOT THE BEEHIVE AND SUM FAKE MESSED UP TEETH!!!

P.D. I LUV AMY!!!
dee says – reply to this

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ooooooooooo, you must be off her payroll…she gonna be mad at you!
ricky says – reply to this

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She is FUCKING gross looking, and she wants to sell make-up, who in their right, sane drug-free mind would want to look remotely like her….blaaaahhhh
Kendra says – reply to this

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At least she's wearing underwear in this picture…
withonet says – reply to this

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…Wino coming out with a line of beauty products… the first thing that popped into my head is the SNL episode with Kelly Ripa doing an add for Tressant Suprême. "It's all natural, except for the crack cocaine part"
Lindsay says – reply to this

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If she can win a grammy anyone can
Crystal says – reply to this

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And don't forget that red bra she wears every single day whether she needs it or not!
Jay says – reply to this

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whore
yasi says – reply to this

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lmao "coverup for crackne" LOLLLL
Londoner says – reply to this

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Hate to sound all old but… thats setting a REALLY bad example to kids that you can take drugs and still further your career… This is bad.
Jezzy says – reply to this

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This girl is RANCID! The London Evening Standard bummed her into next week saying she was the STAR of the BRIT awards!!!! I think not, i believe a drugged up prostitute riddled with STD's stole her ticket and managed to make it on stage and mutter a few words. Foul foul foul!!!!
catloveschanel says – reply to this

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I can smell her from here. And it's not good.
brittany says – reply to this

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omg. you'd think with all the money she makes she could afford a new bra… just a thought, but she's still genious…

i love PH
Jules says – reply to this

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AMY'S FUCKING HOT AND A LOT OF GIRLS EMULATE HER STYLE
THE FASHION LINE WILL BE DAMN SEXY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT
Blondie says – reply to this

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Let's all just be greatful that she's wearing knickers…
I hope she gets better soon - she has a wonderful talent.
Noemi says – reply to this

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So sad.. I can't believe she's only 24.
NoElleNo it ain't the US says – reply to this

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PEREZ HILTON!!! I know you aren't ragging on Amy dropping a cosmetic and fashion line! It will STILL top the ArmPit Productions entity that is The House of Scarey-On Derion. Actually, not too many Americans know anything about her before this album. She's a pretty snazzy chick.
livvy says – reply to this

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how come no one gets on her ass about being so skinny …like ew
Surg says – reply to this

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Does it include Gonasyphaherpalaids too?? She is such a crack whore she is disgusting!
KJB says – reply to this

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Girl needs to take a bath!!!
laura says – reply to this

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at least she'll be doing something productive other than taking drugs or,say,just ragging onpeople all day!!!!!!