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Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney, 25 years old, were arrested Wednesday in South Philadelphia for a series of burglaries.

And if those faces look familiar, it's because they are.

The twins are also gay porn stars!!!

According to reports from NBC 10 News in Philadephia, Taleon and Keyontyli got into a Rite Aid by cutting a hole in the roof and climbing down from a rope. They got away with money and several goods.

The twins are also thought to be involved in at least 35 other burglaries throughout the tri-state area of Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware.

Dayum!

Police are also reporting the twins broke into a beauty supply store, again by cutting a hole in the roof. The owner, Young Moon, said "Just over there, they made the hole right here. Took money from the register, and change, too. He left only pennies." The burglars emptied out the cash register and ATM machine.

But the fun doesn't stop there. Once they robbed the beauty supply store, the twins went back up through the roof and then broke into the Wings & More store right next door. Again they stole money from the cash register and ATM machine.

And did they have some chicken wings while they were at it???

Luckily while the twins were in the process of robbing the store, the alarm went off, and police nearby were able to arrive and arrest them.

Both storeowners are said to have lost thousands of dollars due to the break-ins.

This is just a travesty. Porn producers need to pay more, y'all.

See what happens to their stars when you don't treat them well!

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301 comments to “Twin Brothers: Together In Porn, Together in Robberies”

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  1. jhghjk says – reply to this


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    LAST

  2. first says – reply to this


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    first!

  3. anaïs says – reply to this


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    ewwww

  4. TardAward says – reply to this


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    first, fagssss!

  5. Kelly says – reply to this


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    horrible

  6. eek says – reply to this


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    eek

  7. katie says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!

  8. moi says – reply to this


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    you can take the kids outta the hood…..but you can't take the hood outta the kids

  9. BigWilly says – reply to this


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    first?

  10. sarah dilley says – reply to this


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    hot lol

  11. Watever says – reply to this


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    FIRST ! FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SO BORING LETS HEAR MORE NEWS ON PINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. ann says – reply to this


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    1st!

  13. tara ann says – reply to this


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    reppin' philly. yessssss.

  14. Mike says – reply to this


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    Racist comment, anyone else catch that…
    "And did they have some chicken while they were at it???"

    Nice one Perez!

  15. you are all crazy says – reply to this


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    Am I first??
    Am I first??

    Who gives a shit-
    what a sorry waste of time to stalk postings and try to write first!!

    AND you don't even HAVE A COMMENT!!

    Tiring

  16. fuck perez says – reply to this


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    how is this celebrity gossip??

  17. noemi says – reply to this


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    omg who caressss

  18. noemi says – reply to this


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    GAY

  19. jen says – reply to this


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    gay porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! their poor mother

  20. chuck G says – reply to this


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    lmfao i like how u say porn stars need get paid more keep it up perez

  21. Money says – reply to this


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    Damn can't a brother get paid for all that booty action.

  22. wohho says – reply to this


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    WHO CARES MORE NEW ON PINK….

    I HEARD SHES DATING TOMMY LEE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Mel says – reply to this


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    1st??

  24. yooooo says – reply to this


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    primera perras!!

  25. Alicia says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!! this is the funniest shit I have read all day!!!! so sad so sad.

  26. stephanie says – reply to this


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    HAHA
    thats wat they get for being gay porn stars, COME ON
    how sad can someone get
    p.s. FIRST

  27. ikae says – reply to this


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    first

  28. Seriously says – reply to this


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    How the fuck to you pronounce the twin with the K name? Someone needs to slap the parents and tell them picking random letters from the Alphabet does not make up a name. Good Lord people.

  29. mandy says – reply to this


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    what do you mean did they eat chicken too? is that suppose to be a racist remark?

  30. amy says – reply to this


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    wat a doosh

  31. PEREZ IS A COCKSUCKER says – reply to this


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    WANKER. THAT IS ALL.

  32. COULDNT AGREE MORE says – reply to this


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    FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST YEH SHES DATING TOMMY LEE AGAIN ….. SHE MOVED ON SUPER QUICK

  33. blondie says – reply to this


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    www.zazzle.com/mldesigns*

    mmmm… gay porn… yummo

  34. Cranium Jane says – reply to this


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    1sttt!!!!

    Whoo hoo. And who the hell wants to break into a Rite Aid.?

  35. cocosuperstar says – reply to this


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    firstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww

  36. Dean says – reply to this


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    deansboys.com pays its models well!

  37. heather says – reply to this


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    first?!

  38. Thomas says – reply to this


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    Of course they broke N2 the chicken wing store ! LOL They can't help it !

  39. liam says – reply to this


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    And did they have some chicken while they were at it???

    uhh, racism much..?

  40. Kel says – reply to this


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    I guess the industry isn't paying what it used to :S

  41. Lola says – reply to this


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    Can I be the FIRST to say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA their parents are soooo proud!

  42. Jess says – reply to this


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    1st

  43. Rachel says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!

  44. h says – reply to this


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    gross

  45. Naomi says – reply to this


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    idiots.

    guess where their brains are?

  46. first says – reply to this


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    first

  47. Tel says – reply to this


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    chicken?

  48. houskat says – reply to this


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    they look like a couple of fried chicken crack heads….. :)

  49. Razza says – reply to this


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    1st! =] HAHA BEAT YOU ALLL =]

  50. fifi says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  51. kris says – reply to this


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    ew porn.

  52. Candy says – reply to this


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    These brothers need lots of help.

  53. NonCYBOY says – reply to this


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    HOOOOTTTT!!!

  54. Mando says – reply to this


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    Umm Perez…

    "And did they have some chicken while they were at it???"

    Kinda TOTALLY RACIST! LOL

    Come on you have so much good stuff coming up, don't let them label you at a racist now too!!!

    Delete that!!!

  55. MsCarolyn says – reply to this


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    FUG

  56. Malay says – reply to this


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    OMG.. how GHETTO are their names?

  57. Isabel says – reply to this


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    First

  58. Fitzcarraldo says – reply to this


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    Chicken ? Racist a little ?

  59. bbbbbb says – reply to this


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    LOL!!!!!

  60. nobody says – reply to this


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    PEREZ-

    Sorry, I didn't recognize them from all the GAY PORN I watch.

    SICK, SICK, SICK

  61. l says – reply to this


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    some goods=
    lube
    magnums
    cosmopolitan magazine

  62. toyiah says – reply to this


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    PEREZ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "DID THEY HAVE CHICKEN AFTER IT????" DON'T START THAT STEREOTYPICAL RACIST SHIT YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!

  63. LOL HAHA says – reply to this


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    ALL YOU DUMB ASSESS SAYING "FIRST" WHEN UR NOT EVEN FIRST. LOSERS.

  64. yeaaaaa says – reply to this


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    that's philadelphia for ya

  65. NoToObama says – reply to this


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    OMG!Everybody google " Obama muslim outfit " and see who this President hopeful really is.

  66. Christine says – reply to this


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    They'll probably be dropping the soap on purpose in prison! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  67. squid12 says – reply to this


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    Re: toyiah – how is asking if they ate chicken after robbing a chicken joint racist? lol…

  68. TRINA says – reply to this


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    HA ARE WE SUPRISED AT ALL PEOPLE!!!THEY ROBBED A WINGS AND MORE STORE NEXT DOOR,A BEAUTY STORE AN ATM! WHEN COMMENTED THEY SAID "WES WENTS EN GOT SUM WINGS,AFROSHEEN AND SUM CHEEZ YO".WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN WITH QUESTIONABLE CAREERS THAT STILL MAKE MONEY RESORT TO RETARDED BEHAVIOR.WHEN WILL THESE PEOPLE REALIZE,THEY DON'T LIVE IN A GHETTO THEY MAKE THEIR GHETTO AND THEIR ACTIONS BACK IT UP!!SO SICK OF MY TAXPAYING MONEY GOING TO A FAIR TRIAL FOR THESE LOOSERS,THAT'LL GET OUT AND JUST BE STUPID AGAIN!!!!!

  69. relax says – reply to this


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    chill people, he's just saying that all they need is chicken, and theyd be a STEREOTYPE. minus the gay porn.

  70. not racist u dumbasses says – reply to this


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    Re: Blair
    no it wasn't u dumbfuck they broke into a chicken store. if it had been mcd's it would've been big mac damn stfu dumbass!

  71. Justin says – reply to this


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    Perez…Are you kidding me? This ain't news…how is it relevant to the site? The chicken comment was uncalled for since you'd scream bloody murder if someone went on national TV and used slang to describe your sexual orientation! And now you'll be working for a record label…what a joke! Nice try, I already spoke to those in the know at WB, you'd at best be someone that helps them test market new artists and provide some other info due to the number of visitors you receive each day. No where close to being an A & R person…those know what good music sounds like. Considering your numerous predictions that have failed before about artists and their sales, stick to this…you're somewhat better at it!

  72. Offended and Alienated says – reply to this


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    Dear Perez,
    I'm shocked and taken aback by your quip about eating "some chicken" in this posting. For a man who so vehemently preaches racial tolerance of the Latina and homosexual communities, it's a startling contradiction to read this incidence of stereotyping and bigotry on your blog.

    While the actions of the two men you've written about were certainly outrageously déclassé and indicated the likelihood of an (achem) unrefined upbringing, it is an enormous disappointment to see you infer the mens' actions fell along the lines of an unsubtly coded race-related habit. While in general your trademark offensiveness is benign and amusing, your invocation of the black community in this incident unfairly lumps together ignorant criminals with culturally-specific eating habits.

    I doubt you would ever stoop to writing that Jerry Seinfeld made a mockery of the defendant in the lawsuit that threatened the revenue from his wife's book "between bites of latkes." Simply, unnecessarily reinforcing racial stereotypes is never tolerable. I urge you to edit this "chicken" comment so as not to expose millions of readers to this permissiveness of blatant (and selective!) racism.
    Sincerely,
    Bell K.
    Co-President, NAACP Chapter of Princeton University

  73. TARIN says – reply to this


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    IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE THAT IF YOU ARE A PERSON OF BAD CHARACTER (SUCH A S A HOMOSEXUAL) THAT YOU WOULD BE DOING OTHER BAD THINGS LIKE ROBBERIES

  74. sara says – reply to this


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    when i first saw this i thought the one on the right was p diddy hahaha

  75. dooooop says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA. These kids went to my high school. One of them was SUPER gay and wore like….lime green short SKIRTS to school. Ahhhh…..this is no surprise. Funny funny.

  76. SixShot says – reply to this


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    thats how we roll in philly

  77. d says – reply to this


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    ahahahah i'm from south philly!

  78. Money says – reply to this


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    If white people ate a lot of bologna, then people would always make fun of them for eating bologna. Get over it. It's used in black entertainment to identify the black culture. Then someone says, hey you eat some chicken. Holy shit, what has the racist would coming to. Talking about something people eat. WHO CARES!!!!! Eleanor Roosevelt said, "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Don't give the consent to chicken shit.

  79. ... says – reply to this


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    EW!

  80. Mark C says – reply to this


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    NOw perez, you know you are my home fries . But to ask if they had chicken.
    Girl you know you too it from them and is eating it right now. Still love you though boo!!!

  81. stef says – reply to this


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    i went to highschool w/ these guys & the one was straight but the other one i had class with & he would dress like a girl & act like he was a girl.

  82. InnerCityLivin says – reply to this


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    who cares about the chicken comment i don't,I live in Baltimore City these people are'nt far from walking on all fours,It is'nt being a stereotype its the truth you live around a bunch or assholes stealing,cracked up,everything you work for is either damaged or gets stolen.You people bitching about it being a racist comment need to live in a ghetto to know what its like!It is hell and the people it produces are no better.Watch the Wire on HBO its alot worse then just that,the area its filmed is where I was from and I moved out now no white people live their I wonder why!

  83. howdumb says – reply to this


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    only perez would know they are in gay porn becuz he watches it!

  84. ugh says – reply to this


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    He said the "did they have some chicken" comment b/c they robbed a store that sold chicken and wings…..he's not just making some dumb racist comment.

  85. Tiffany says – reply to this


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    Nice comment on the chicken Perez. I expect so much more from you especially because you are a minority too. Tsk, Tsk. You should really think before you make such racially insensitive comments.

  86. Jenisis says – reply to this


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    Perez, why is this news, people are stupid every day, c'mon!

  87. Dan says – reply to this


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    I heard they didnt have chicken but they did have watermelon….love gay porn btw.

  88. Shani says – reply to this


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    I visit your website regularly and am a little outraged by that racist comment you made about the twins eating chicken!! That was unneccessay…and as a minority, you should know better Perez! That was weak!! Shame on you.

  89. JP says – reply to this


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    "if they look familiar"?? Hollywood has apparently gotten to your brain cells, you freak. Believe it or not, only a MINISCULE portion of the U.S. population is gay and watches gay porn. Of course, that's not what Hollywood, LA, and NYC want you to believe. According to them, every other person enjoys a good round of circle-jerk action every now and then.

  90. TRINA says – reply to this


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    PEREZ CAN SAY WHAT EVER HE WANTS!!!!RIGHT, ACCORDING TO GABRIELLE UNION, WHO REFERED TO PEREZ AS A MAN OF COLOR.JK
    ANYWAY THEY ALL KNOW THAT THEY LIKE CHICKEN AND HOT SAUCE,HAVE YOU EVER WATCH THEIR COMEDY SKITS,BET AND OTHER CHANNELS THEY JOKE ABOUT IT SO WHAT.THEY SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE,IT DOES'NT MATTER ARE YOU COMPLAINIG BECAUSE YOUR OFFENDED OR YOU THINK SOMEONE MIGHT GET OFFENDED BY WHAT PEREZ SAYS,EITHER WAY ITS STUPID PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE,YOUR RUINING THE FUN IN EVERYTHING

  91. DutchGay says – reply to this


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    God! You Americans are all so bloody tight on that racism thing your eyes will pop out when you sneeze!

    Anyone have a link to one of their productions?

  92. emily says – reply to this


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    This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Hopefully they will be in jail for a long time. They can practice their gay porn with bubba while in jail

  93. what the F? says – reply to this


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    Perez of all the PRIDE you and TOLERANCE you preach, you had to stoop and ask "IF THEY HAD STOPPED TO EAT SOME CHICKEN?"
    I am assuming you cut and pasted from another site and this was overlooked.

  94. Susie says – reply to this


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    GROSSS!! GAY Porn UGH!

  95. Bellalatina!!! says – reply to this


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    OMG How dare he ask a black person if they ate chicken when they robbed a chicken store….OH THE HORROR! Geess you people need to get lives and tuffer skin.

  96. Rein says – reply to this


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    this story would have maybe MAYBE been funny had that blatant racist comment not been thrown in there. For a website that promotes itself so much as not tolerant for bigotry I was surprised and disappointed to read this. I dont know if I want to ever come back to this site. You freak out when someone make a comment about homosexuality but yet you feel the need to throw in racist comments like that? shame on you

  97. bob says – reply to this


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    chicken?..little bit racist

  98. WHERES THE PORN LINK!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Come on PEREZ i would of thought you would of had the LINK to a site GET TO WORK !!!!!!!

  99. CHICKEN?? NOT FUNNY PEREZ says – reply to this


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    coming from a Latino backround that should be omitted
    A little Racist!!!!

  100. InnerCityLivin says – reply to this


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    Re: Offended and Alienated – Why is it alot of blacks purposely try to set themselves apart from the rest of us.We want to be equal and the same,yet minorities get alot of scholarships, points added to test scores and we have to fill quotas for them it does'nt seem like thats to fair and equal?I respect people who are honest and earn what they get not point fingers saying were white so we dislike black people and I get some kind of compensation.I'm white and my family never owned any slaves yet I get it thrown in my face every time I watch tv in February.Why don't native americans have a month,I've heard about your struggle all my life now I think you need to stop this whole feel sorry for us front it truly is getting old

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