Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
A lot of the stuff written about our beloved Brangelina is bogus, but this might actually be true!
According to new reports, Brad and Angelina have purchased a 'fortress' in France and Jolie plans to give birth there - as a loving tribute to her French(ish) mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who passed away last year.
Now, this is why we buy this.
1) Ange likes to adopt and give birth from countries all over the world.
2) Brange spent a lot of time "nesting" in Paris while Jolie was preggers with Shiloh.
3) Many reputable news outlets have reported in the past that the superstar couple has looked at property in France to buy.
Hey, Maddox already has a head start. He attended the Lycee Francais in New York last year.
Ange wants to keep her kids connected to her French roots, and that's a good thing!
Additionally, word is circulating that Angie is sperminated with a girl (and not twins). However, we'll hold off believing that one until Jolie confirms it herself or she pops the baby out.
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