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A lot of the stuff written about our beloved Brangelina is bogus, but this might actually be true!

According to new reports, Brad and Angelina have purchased a 'fortress' in France and Jolie plans to give birth there - as a loving tribute to her French(ish) mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who passed away last year.

Now, this is why we buy this.

1) Ange likes to adopt and give birth from countries all over the world.

2) Brange spent a lot of time "nesting" in Paris while Jolie was preggers with Shiloh.

3) Many reputable news outlets have reported in the past that the superstar couple has looked at property in France to buy.

Hey, Maddox already has a head start. He attended the Lycee Francais in New York last year.

Ange wants to keep her kids connected to her French roots, and that's a good thing!

Additionally, word is circulating that Angie is sperminated with a girl (and not twins). However, we'll hold off believing that one until Jolie confirms it herself or she pops the baby out.

[Image via Getty Images.]

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247 comments to “Au Revoir, America!”

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  1. southern336 says – reply to this


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    1st looking good

  2. AM says – reply to this


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    1st!

  3. nikki says – reply to this


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    who cares

  4. carlala says – reply to this


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    first!!!!

  5. DONYYAA says – reply to this


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    FIRSSSTTT

    ah i love herr

  6. kenna says – reply to this


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    owhhh

  7. sam says – reply to this


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    first!
    I love them :]

  8. Kristin says – reply to this


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    who cares

  9. jill says – reply to this


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    fifth!

  10. DJ says – reply to this


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    I so think that she is going to have a girl!! I'M calling it!! right now. lol
    shes having a girl

  11. TRINA says – reply to this


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    FRANCE IS WHERE THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE THEN FRANCE CAN HAVE THEM,I BELIEVE HER CHILDREN ARE MULTI CULTURAL ANY WAY.I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE HAS'NT ADOPTED AN AMERICAN CHILD,SHE'S ALL ABOUT HUMANITY AND SAVING THE WORLD SHE SHOULD START HERE

  12. lisa says – reply to this


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    I love them!!!!!! Another beautiful baby coming soon

  13. jemalls says – reply to this


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    not first

  14. Jamie says – reply to this


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    Yawn!! Can they get more boring? Why don't they just adopt Britney's kids? They'd be doing those kids a favor.

  15. yb says – reply to this


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    I love angelina

  16. d says – reply to this


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    earliest i'v ever been

  17. Heavenly chosen says – reply to this


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    I'm sure Brad is pleased because he stated that he wanted only girls.

  18. Barry says – reply to this


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    #5 - DONYYAA says –
    —-FIRSSSTTT
    ah i love herr
    Look knucklehead, you're not fist,
    ah fucking hate you!

  19. Jen A. says – reply to this


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    This is sooooooooo painful for me.

  20. Krystal says – reply to this


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    Oh How Neuvo! Wasn't her Mom a French Canadian? Wouldn't she want to pay tribute in beautiful French Canada. Which is entirley different from France. It would be like saying I want to have my Baby in ENGLAND Because my Mum was an AUSSIE.

  21. keith Griffin says – reply to this


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    ANTI- AMERICAN ASSHOLES, TO PROUD TO DO ANYTHING IN THE UNITED STATES! FUCK BRAD AND ANGELINA!!!!

  22. kelly says – reply to this


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    She is SO disgusting. She really needs to stop.

  23. willa says – reply to this


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    Her mother was canadian…

  24. lol says – reply to this


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    I WAS THINKING THAT SHE MIGHT POP THE KID OUT IN NEW ORLEANS. THAT WOULD BE COOL.

  25. Hate Jolie says – reply to this


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    Au Revoir, Putain!

  26. love says – reply to this


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    i do believe in this shit but they should live in my country.
    gorgeous couple

  27. Boston says – reply to this


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    Does she anything else to do but think of stupid things to do?
    Go read to your kids, play a game with them, color with them.
    Do anything "normal" with your children.
    .
    Go to France and live there with your litter and that follower of a boyfriend.

  28. sk says – reply to this


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    HER MOM WASN'T FRENCH. She was French Canadian. Wtf is wrong with them? Go have the baby in Quebec.

  29. fernando says – reply to this


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    good for them!

  30. Memory Floyd says – reply to this


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    Angelina's Mother was NOT born in France - she is part French-Canadian Indian, born in the upper mid-west in the USA of parents who owned a bowling alley…..

  31. Brangelover says – reply to this


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    I think the two of them are lovely and am glad they are on the planet because they make it better looking and nicer.

  32. Let's lose "pop", please says – reply to this


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    Hey, Perez.
    Women don't pop babies out of their wombs, they give birth. Can we please lose the term POP? It is distasteful.

  33. linds says – reply to this


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    so I'm guessing that's an old picture…?

  34. Vadge Eye Nah says – reply to this


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    Wow. You're treating this like Woodward and Bernstein handled Watergate. A couple of actors bought a house in France. It's not the JFK assasination, ass fucker.

  35. TO: first says – reply to this


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    Re: southern336
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    Nobody from the south looks good.
    Is this you biggest credit in life? Being first on a posting?
    Go to school, get a life. Hick !

  36. Jane Plain says – reply to this


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    Re: keith Griffin – Your the asshole you stupid cunt, what is anti-american about them? They are American and have the freedom to choose where they want to have their children, there is nothing more American than that. Your ignorance is anti-American you knuckle dragginf fucking pig.

  37. AMA says – reply to this


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    How many houses does this couple have?!?!?

  38. Angelina says – reply to this


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    She is so uneducated she probably thinks the kid will come out speaking french.

  39. Boston says – reply to this


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  40. Boston says – reply to this


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  41. Ruth says – reply to this


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    Marcheline Bertrand was born in Chicago not France. Her ancestry was French Canadian.

  42. Veronica says – reply to this


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    This trick makes me sick! I can't Angelina and her fake ass! Ooh family is so important-but Eff my OWN father! WHATEVER!

  43. Immigrant says – reply to this


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    Re: keith Griffin
    You really should start learning how to write properly in English since it's your mother-language, you dope

  44. SpunkyBrewster says – reply to this


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    Her mother was a french Canadian/native American born in illinois

  45. Thanks ? says – reply to this


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    Re: Buzzchat
    Thanks for explaining to us the millionare site is for rich people, I would have thought it was for crack head, ghetto, slobs.
    Your so insightful.

  46. She's so hot says – reply to this


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    God she's so incredibly stunning.
    Most beautiful and stunning Hollywood actress BY FAR.

  47. MellyHab says – reply to this


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    Good! Maybe she'll stay there.

  48. ashley says – reply to this


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    Umm angie's mom was of french canadian decent and was born here in the US… Dumbass

  49. richnhot says – reply to this


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    Procreating in sin. Raising little bastards. Jet setting, property hungry, media whores. Hmmm… did I miss anything?

  50. melissa says – reply to this


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    like a few others have said - Angelina's mom was french CANADIAN… a little less baguette (France) and a little more poutine (Quebec).

  51. JOSEPHINE BAKER WANNABE says – reply to this


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    ANGIE VOIGHT BORES ME

  52. #32 says – reply to this


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    Re: Brangelover
    Your glad their on the planet? Where else would they be?

  53. Fuck Me this is boring says – reply to this


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    Whatever we have to do to get those kids to change schools again is alright by me!!! These people are ridiculous! If they're so dedicated to New Orleans, how about being real people and giving birth in a hospital in New Orleans? They're just overly rich asses who have too many kids already. And of course they're not a bit real. Anyone who "loves them" should examine their own sad, pathetic life.

  54. Candy says – reply to this


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    Yay! To the most beautiful hollywood couple!!

  55. Trysha says – reply to this


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    Brad Pitt look horrific in this pic, never have i seen that!!!

  56. meme says – reply to this


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    love them.

  57. cambel says – reply to this


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    Careful Perez, one more post on these two and I might Yawn myself to death.

  58. anonanon says – reply to this


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    What happened to the rumor that they were building a giant yacht (ark)?

  59. jana says – reply to this


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    Umm one important detail was left out…Ange's mom was born in Canada. Sounds like another attention-getting move on their part. And this is relevant how???

  60. KiKi says – reply to this


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    ANGELINA LOOKS LIKE MORTICIA SHE HAS AWFUL BONY ARMS!!!!!!!

  61. Fas says – reply to this


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    Maddox also attended a bilingual (French/English) school while they were living in New Orleans.

  62. cd says – reply to this


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    isnt she french canadian???

  63. Caitlyn says – reply to this


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    I hope it is twins. Cute. I loovveee you Brangelina.

  64. Wishing i could strike you with a thunderbolt says – reply to this


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    Re: TRINA

    OH SHUT THE FUCK WITH ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT HER ADOPTING. IT'S A NOBLE THING TO DO, TO ADOPT REGARDLESS. PERIOD.

    UNLIKE MANNISTON WHO FROZE HER EGGS BC SHE WANTS HER OWN INSTEAD OF AN ADOPTED CHILD. LAME ASS

  65. TinybeachbumCanada says – reply to this


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    angelina's mother was a french CANADIAN…she was not from france. big difference!!!

  66. anonanon says – reply to this


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    Good thing the next one is a natural birth, I don't know if they'd get the ok for another adoption with Brad looking like he do in that picture. Yikes.

  67. Eff her says – reply to this


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    I'm starting to think this bitch has something against America.

  68. Wishing I could strike you with a thunderbolt says – reply to this


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    Re: Krystal – Dont you think she would know more about her mom's roots then you….. ???

  69. Her mom was born in CHICAGO says – reply to this


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    Perez you're slipping. Angelina's mom was born in Chicago. Watch Angelina's Inside the Actor's studio. She even talks about how she has no idea why people think her mom was born in France or had an infinity for France. Her mom is part French descent. I'm part Irish but doesn't mean I was born there.

  70. laclaus says – reply to this


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    Brad looks fat and his new style, like out of a 70s movie, is not flattering.

  71. sherry says – reply to this


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    Re: linds – Nope that was taken last weekend at one of the events they were at. Its been all over the internet. Surprised you havent seen it.

  72. eeeee! says – reply to this


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    re=1619153]Re: Thanks ?[/re] HAHAHAHAHAHA finally, someone besides me is saying something about these idiots with their unproductive advertising.

  73. David A says – reply to this


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    Perez — you should get better fact checkers. Maddox not only 'attended' the French Lycee in New York last year but he's also enrolled in the Lycee in Los Angeles. You just don't 'attend' the Lycee 'last year' and move on….

  74. Mimi says – reply to this


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    Finally some good news! I hope they stay over there so we can finally get a break from them!

  75. OUSHKA says – reply to this


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    SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE HER MUM. SHE LOOKS MORE FRENCH AT THE MOMENT. VERY BEAUTIFUL.

  76. Wishing I could strike you with a thunderbolt says – reply to this


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    Re: Boston

    "Does she anything else to do but think of stupid things to do?
    Go read to your kids, play a game with them, color with them.
    Do anything "normal" with your children."

    YOU ARE SUCH A JUDGEMENTAL DUMB ASS. OUT OF ALL THE PARENTS IN HOLLYWOOD, THESE PARENTS ARE ALWAYS PICTURED MY THE PAPZ TAKING THIER KIDS OUT TO MUSEUMS, TOY STORES, THE ZOO, DIRT BIKE RIDING, AND A BUNCH OF SHIT.

    DONT HATE

  77. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    I LOVE THE HAPPY FAMILY….U CANNOT PLEASE PPL

  78. WTF says – reply to this


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    Honest to God could that photo be real? It looks like the worst photoshop crap I have ever seen! No pregnant woman has a pointed stomach like that!

  79. me says – reply to this


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    Re: melissa – Canadians don't want their bullshit.

  80. happee4me says – reply to this


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    Her mother was an American, born in Chicago…you half wit. She was born Marcia Lynne…how common. Her father was french Canadian..which does not make her a french actress.

  81. OUSHKA KAKAKAKA says – reply to this


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    I FEEL SORRY FOR THE KIDDIES KEEP HAVING TO MOVE & CHANGE SCHOOL ALL THE TIME. VERY STRESSFUL FOR KIDS BUT IM SURE ALL THAT MONEY WILL SOFTEN THE BLOW.

  82. Wishing I could strike you with a thunderbult says – reply to this


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    Re: Angelina

    "She is so uneducated she probably thinks the kid will come out speaking french. "

    another moron, refer to = "Hey, Maddox already has a head start. He attended the Lycee Francais in New York last year."

    She sent maddox to school to learn french dipshit

  83. ashley says – reply to this


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    Marcia Lynne "Marcheline" Bertrand[1] (May 9, 1950 – January 27, 2007) was an American actress.

    Bertrand was born in Chicago, Illinois, the daughter of Lois June (née Gouwens) and Rolland F. Bertrand.[1] She was of French-Canadian descent on her father's side, and is a descendant of Zacharie Cloutier[2][3]. According to daughter Angelina Jolie, Bertrand was often wrongly identified as a French actress: "My mom is as far from French Parisian as you can get. She grew up in a bowling alley that my grandparents owned."[4]

  84. frankbikergirl says – reply to this


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    shes just tryin to have one in every country
    good for her!

  85. hotel283 says – reply to this


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    whoa…old Brad is looking a little paunchy in the face, kind of like a young Lee Majors. Keep making movies like that Jesse James mess and he and old Lee will have a lot in common.

    Angelina is hot but that ego and that insanity kind of get in the way. Oh yeah, that and the fact that, for being one of the worst actors out there she has an Oscar.

  86. OUSHKA says – reply to this


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    Re: happee4me
    GO TO HELL YOU SAD NIT PICKER. GO TO ANOTHER SITE WHERE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HARD FACTS COS WE DON'T HERE.

  87. Lee says – reply to this


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    Wasn't her mother French Canadian?

  88. suzyq says – reply to this


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    FYI…Her mother was AMERICAN, born in Chicago IL…get your facts straight before you form such a theory. Maybe they just like France…it is a great country.

  89. Ann says – reply to this


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    Angelina's mother was American-born, not French. Her father was French-Canadian.

  90. monkey pants says – reply to this


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    Angelina's mother was not born in France…she was an American, born in Chicago and her father's side was French-Canadian.

  91. sam says – reply to this


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    "Ange wants to keep her kids connected to her French roots, and that's a good thing!"

    Know what's a better thing? Keeping her kids connected to their American roots. This moving from country to country, having babies here and there, and adopting kids from other countries like they are souvenirs is indicative of a person who is very empty inside and is always searching for something to fill the unfulfillable void inside her. Sort of funny that she has found some smuck to drag along with her.

  92. ChellyFromtheBurgh says – reply to this


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    PEREZ - HER MOTHER WAS FRENCH CANADIAN!!! BIG DIFFERENCE!

  93. megan says – reply to this


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    honestly do we really care?

    there old new, borring!!

  94. no way says – reply to this


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    Angelina's mother was french canadian

  95. d'accord says – reply to this


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    Good luck en France. I just got back and those people were bastards. I visited with an open mind and onyl spoke French- never asked any Parisian if they could speak English. They were rude and smelled terrible. And they eat more McDonalds than we do because their food is canned pate and french fries. And the wine was watery and put in unsanitary tiny inappropriate wine glasses. Have fun Brangelina. They will be back in no time.

  96. Tasha says – reply to this


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    damn! another P-E-R-F-E-C-T baby girl? Say it isn't so. It's so unfair it should be a crime to be that good looking, and to reproduce! Just another person brought is this world that makes me feel U-G-L-Y!! Grrrr…..B.T.w What about angies adopted babies? They will feel like Black Sheeps of the family, if Angie keeps having more kids of her own, and they're as good looking as Shiloh.
    POOR KIDS!!

  97. kate says – reply to this


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    Perez, hate to tell you this, but Angelina's mother was born in the good ole' USA. Chicago, I believe. Not France. Look it up. Her mother was of French/Canadian ancestry.
    Though the story may be true, if so I for one am glad, so that I do not have to hear any more about these two.

  98. Alana says – reply to this


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    shes such an attention seekin hoe! … I used to have so much love and respect for her.. But after seeing her break up a marriage and deny that she had anything to do with it.. .Pffffttttt… like come on! She would do anythin to get into Brad Pitts Pants…

    If she used to be a "rug/carpet" muncher, then whats gonna stop her from munchin on some other womans nuts!!! .. lol.. couldnt help myself! :p

    and i totally agree with this comment made by "Richnhot": "Raising little bastards. Jet setting, property hungry, media whores…. !"

  99. FRENCHIE says – reply to this


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    THEY ARE FUCKING GROSS

  100. ytumamatambien says – reply to this


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    Re: richnhot – Yeah you missed one thing, YOU ARE A FUCKING JEALOUS ASSHOLE! Mmmm better now, make sure you don't forget it next time douche bag

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