Au Revoir, America!
A lot of the stuff written about our beloved Brangelina is bogus, but this might actually be true!
According to new reports, Brad and Angelina have purchased a 'fortress' in France and Jolie plans to give birth there - as a loving tribute to her French(ish) mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who passed away last year.
Now, this is why we buy this.
1) Ange likes to adopt and give birth from countries all over the world.
2) Brange spent a lot of time "nesting" in Paris while Jolie was preggers with Shiloh.
3) Many reputable news outlets have reported in the past that the superstar couple has looked at property in France to buy.
Hey, Maddox already has a head start. He attended the Lycee Francais in New York last year.
Ange wants to keep her kids connected to her French roots, and that's a good thing!
Additionally, word is circulating that Angie is sperminated with a girl (and not twins). However, we'll hold off believing that one until Jolie confirms it herself or she pops the baby out.
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WHY ALL THESE ANTI AMERICAN FUCKERS KEEP POSTING ON PEREZ'S SITE, BEING THAT HE IS AMERICAN. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SELF RITEOUS SONS OF BITCHES. AMERICA IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN #1. YOUR COUNTRIES SUCK ASS. AMERICA; LAND OF THE FREE…………LOVE IT OR FUCK OFF.
WHY ALL THESE ANTI AMERICAN FUCKERS KEEP POSTING ON PEREZ'S SITE, BEING THAT HE IS AMERICAN. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SELF RITEOUS SONS OF BITCHES. AMERICA IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN #1. YOUR COUNTRIES SUCK ASS. AMERICA; LAND OF THE FREE…………LOVE IT OR FUCK OFF.
WHY ALL THESE ANTI AMERICAN FUCKERS KEEP POSTING ON PEREZ'S SITE, BEING THAT HE IS AMERICAN. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SELF RITEOUS SONS OF BITCHES. AMERICA IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN #1. YOUR COUNTRIES SUCK ASS. AMERICA; LAND OF THE FREE…………LOVE IT OR FUCK OFF.
WHY ALL THESE ANTI AMERICAN FUCKERS KEEP POSTING ON PEREZ'S SITE, BEING THAT HE IS AMERICAN. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SELF RITEOUS SONS OF BITCHES. AMERICA IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN #1. YOUR COUNTRIES SUCK ASS. AMERICA; LAND OF THE FREE…………LOVE IT OR FUCK OFF.
WHY ALL THESE ANTI AMERICAN FUCKERS KEEP POSTING ON PEREZ'S SITE, BEING THAT HE IS AMERICAN. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU SELF RITEOUS SONS OF BITCHES. AMERICA IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN #1. YOUR COUNTRIES SUCK ASS. AMERICA; LAND OF THE FREE…………LOVE IT OR FUCK OFF.
Who the HELL wants to have a child born in New Orleans when the next hurricane that comes along will blow it off the map for good. Why don't you retards check to see what has been done to insure that the flood walls are built better than before. Nothing major has been done and that stupid city sits below sea level. Get your corrupt politicians off their asses and make them do something….better yet…MOVE!
Who the HELL wants to have a child born in New Orleans when the next hurricane that comes along will blow it off the map for good. Why don't you retards check to see what has been done to insure that the flood walls are built better than before. Nothing major has been done and that stupid city sits below sea level. Get your corrupt politicians off their asses and make them do something….better yet…MOVE!
Who the HELL wants to have a child born in New Orleans when the next hurricane that comes along will blow it off the map for good. Why don't you retards check to see what has been done to insure that the flood walls are built better than before. Nothing major has been done and that stupid city sits below sea level. Get your corrupt politicians off their asses and make them do something….better yet…MOVE!
Who the HELL wants to have a child born in New Orleans when the next hurricane that comes along will blow it off the map for good. Why don't you retards check to see what has been done to insure that the flood walls are built better than before. Nothing major has been done and that stupid city sits below sea level. Get your corrupt politicians off their asses and make them do something….better yet…MOVE!
Where did this picture of a 70's lounge lizard/porn actor and a greasy-haired Morticia with a bad case of gas bloat come from?
Re: francois – It is of Irish origin, but an American can have that name idiot. What planet are you from imbecile? Vous etes tres stupid! You are all idiots anyway, because Americans aren't all blondes and WASPs Eurotrash!
Re: francois – If you were truly European Francois, you wouldn't have to look up the word "salope". Francois is a French name, and so is the word "salope". LOL! Most Europeans at least speak 2 or 3 different languages.
Re: ytumamatambien – I think they are going to other countries to give birth to stay away from the media.
GOODIE
another privileged blob to keep Shiloh company when she is left home alone!!
If you have to look up the meaning of "salope" Francois, then your truly aren't European. After all it is a French word, and you had to look it up? LOL Most true Europeans know at least 2 different languages.
her mom was from province of Quebec in Canada
GOOD!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! I hope the US revokes the whole circus troupes' passports while their over there.
Re: Lela – If that's they case then WHY TELL THE WORLD WHERE YOU'RE GOING. Please! They LOVE the attention. They are NOTHING without it!
who gives a fcuk about this whore or the bastard child shes having
she is having a boy by the looks of the belly. she's not having a girl!
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
stay in france!
I love them.
Brangelina forever.
Is it just me, or is Brad looking like a cross between Harry Hamlin and Kurt Russell. Just sayin.
why is her stomach so pointy???!
That's too fucking funny if Angelina is going to give birth in France in "honour" of her mother. She should give birth in the USA as that's where her mother was born. Any French on the part of Angelina's mother comes from CANADA, namely Quebec,. Angelina's maternal grandfather's side of the family has roots there going back as far as the 1700s. So if Angelina was going to be true to the roots of her mother she should give birth in Canada. Methinks she's a bit of a hypocrite these days. Oh well, we'll see when it comes time for the baby to be born.
Must finish this ridiculous series of comments with this: Angelina Jolie is the most gorgeous woman to ever walk the face of this planet. I've never seen a woman so stunning! Usually she has more of a "rocker" hard core vixen look in her eye. But now, pregnant, she glows like a luminous creature from a planet far, far away, called PERFECTION. This is literally the first pregnant woman alive that is sexually appealing.
Shes a TROLLOP TROLLOP TROLLOP who cant get (or keep) her OWN man. Why hasnt Pitt made an honest woman of her yet-even though he's breeding with the slut? Because he's a FLAKE and they both know how untrustworthy eachother is. She's trying to pass herself off as respectable and hellbent on casting herself as an Audrey Hepburn "save the children" advocate type. She just saw an opening in the market when that lovely lady passed away and fancies herself in her place. Another actress who's boring and just plays herself and deludes herself into thinking shes alluring cos she snared herself a married man. He'll be up to no good with the next pouty leading lady that comes along.
So I guess their whole 'moving to New Orleans' schtick was just PR.
IF SHE WANTS TO PAY HOMMAGE TO HER MOTHER'S ROOTS SHE SHOULD HAVE THE BABY ON AN INDIAN RESERVATION!
Who cares about these two pathetic excuses for human beings??? Please go to France and never come back. Or better yet, do the world a huge favor, and fall off the face of the earth. I wonder if your daughters are going to be just a skanky as you are? Maybe one day Fugly Brad will learn how to bathe. Do you know how much people really think you two are disgusting??? PLEASE LEAVE THE U.S. Our air will be so much cleaner. NASTY ASS BITCH!
When the fuck is this self-righteous and self-serving bitch gonna get a clue and realize the constant traveling is not good for the unborn baby AND it's not good for the 10,000 Third World kids she and Brad have racked up. Her mom was not even from France - she was French Canadian, there is a difference! But her kids will have no friends, stability or trust- very sad. And Brad Whipped just sits back and lets it happen.
Re: Smarter Than U –
OMG, I'm french and I lived in québec so I know what I'm talking about : canadian french and french are exactly the same!! except the accent!
I love it. France is beautiful and their kids could be buddies with Johnny Depp kids.
BRAD will fit right in in France afterall, HE HATES TO SHOWER!
Re: lolii – Well then, you've never been to FRANCE. There are different phrases, words, and the entire dialect is different. That is why YOU speak Quebecois and those in FRANCE speak FRENCH.
Re: Angelina Perfection – THANK YOU for having THE MOST RIDICULOUS comment here. CONGRATS!
Interesting that even some mainstream media sources are questioning her pregnancy. Now she sure looks pregnant, but so did Marcia Cross on Desperate Housewives. Would not surprise me if they holed up in a fortress for a few weeks, then we hear the trajic news of a miscarriage, and at the stage she shows, well of course she would get that much more attention, that much more sympathy, what else can she really do at this point, she has tried everything else. Just saying. Obviously I am not the only one!
These two make me wanna wormit: two attention seeking has beens. Brad is getting old - nobody wants to see his botoxed ass anymore, Skankalina's career is on the rocks too - they have nothing left to do but to whore their kids around and make up different stories for idiots like Perez.
Brad has looked like SHIT ever since he hooked up w/ Skankalina. They make me barf!
interesting, her french roots are from quebec, so she could get a place much closer to home if she's looking for an homage to maman.
Re: Hate Jolie – es verdad
SHES NOT FRENCH SHES FRENCH CANADIAN!!! SHE WOULD BE UGLIER IF SHE WAS FRENCH!
she looks gorgeous
That's fine that she wants to pay tribute to her mother's nationality BUT her mother was a French Canadian actually a Quebecor. France is not Quebec-in fact the two don't even compare.
If she want to pay tribute, then have it in Quebec where she's actually from. She wasn't French, she was a quebecor. Anyway, being a Quebec resident myself, it's my take on it.
This is really funny to anyone who resides in Quebec or who is French Canadian, cuz it's NOT the same thing at all
fake.
Good riddance.
Wonder who the dad is this time?