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Bobby's Lucky Break

Filed under: Legal Matters > Bobby Brown

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Remember those cocaine charges Bobby Brown was facing???

Well, by some miracle of God, the bad boy was just spared any jail time!

The beleaguered singer has agreed to do one year's community service in Brockton, Mass., in lieu of facing life behind bars.

Apparently, the judge thinks Bobby can best make amends mentoring children and young adults in the violence-plagued city.

Ha! Ha! HA!!!!!

“It’s something he wants to do anyway,” says his lawyer.

Yeah, just about as badly as he wants to get his ass waxed!

Brown’s community service should begin within the next couple of months. It sounds like the perfect premise for yet another reality TV show…unless he starts to give the kids cocaine.

That's a possibility too!



74 comments to “Bobby's Lucky Break”

  1. winner says – reply to this


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    Last

  2. What a joke. says – reply to this


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    Thank god. This proves why I have complete faith in our judicial system. * ROLLS EYES*

  3. kitten says – reply to this


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    Gross!

  4. Amanda says – reply to this


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    OMG Brockton is my hometown!!!!

  5. miz says – reply to this


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    whats the point in him even trying?

  6. deedee says – reply to this


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    His lawyer says….its something he wants to do anyway? GET A NEW LAWYER BOBBY. You are in enough trouble.
    Maybe you should try scrubbing a toilet…..in an airport….
    Or how about do some service in Afghanistan.

  7. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    Lets hope he takes this lucky break and cleans himself up.

    He could have been making some $$ by touring, if had not fucked himself up so much.. and he also burned his bridges with New Edition.

    There could have been so much more money for him to make.

  8. Ashley says – reply to this


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    Why do famous people get away with this crap all the time?
    You know if that was me or any other normal ctizen, we would be behind bars right now.

  9. Eminem says – reply to this


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    Lousy piece of shit jealous of whitney and helped to ruin her career.

  10. Maija says – reply to this


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    Perez–unless someone was caring a really large amount of cocaine, they general would not have to serve jail time for it.

  11. Titney Houston says – reply to this


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    Uhhh…. Brockton is not a "violence plagued" city.. its a suburb of Boston that makes it into the newspaper headlines once every six months..

  12. lala says – reply to this


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    grossss

  13. Sill says – reply to this


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    He is so gross. I'm glad Whitney dumped his sorry ass.

  14. Boston says – reply to this


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    Now all he has to do is lose the hillbilly hat.

  15. chellers says – reply to this


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    brockton isnt that bad. although, once i was walking home at 10pm in baggy jeans and a hoodie, and some guy thought i was a hooker. and brockton smells like cat pee. other than that, not totally awful.

  16. rachieyayo says – reply to this


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    dang.. i live 2 minutes away from brockton… maybe he'll sweep my sidewalk.

  17. Boston says – reply to this


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    Re: Amanda
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    What did you just come out of the woods somewhere?
    His ex and kids reside here, always have, do you get out?
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    You could also lose the OMG thing.
    You give Mass a bad name.

  18. #9 says – reply to this


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    Re: Ashley
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    one word: M-O-N-E-Y

  19. To the know it all.... says – reply to this


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    Re: Maija
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    He's been on probabtion for the last four years in Mass.
    That could be the reason for the story, I'm sure that adds in to the coke charges and him getting away with it again.

  20. becky says – reply to this


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    This is one disgusting-looking and lazy human being. Disgusting because…he looks it. Lazy because why hasn't he continued his singing/dancing career?!! I saw a video of one of his songs some years back, and it was very entertaining, he is an excellent dancer, very appropriate singer. Lazy. And disgusting-looking.

  21. chet says – reply to this


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    Nice Cowboy outfit Haas!! there's a new sheriff in town and his name is " No Talent "

  22. ~Sara~ says – reply to this


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    Tell the judge to send him to Camden, NJ see how long he can last "mentoring" there

  23. Corinne says – reply to this


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    I'm from Brockton. Man, if I was a celebrity I would be soooooooo pissed if I had to return to Brockton this much. The city's no South Central LA, but yes, IT IS violence-plaqued. It's drugs; isn't it always drugs? And BB is proof that no bank roll can keep one safe from their curse. (Not that his bank roll is that fat or that one can't throw a rock in Hollywood and miss a drug-addled celeb.)

  24. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Ok being from Brockton this is a joke…

    all hes gonna do is be a main street crackhead lol

    ill prolly see his ass with a broom sweepin up main street askin the next man who walks by for sum crack

  25. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: Titney Houston

    ok its not a violence plauged city…

    go tell that to the families of the 5 people who just got killed

  26. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: Boston

    actually his babys mother an children live in Stoughton not Brockton

  27. Riley says – reply to this


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    Re: Titney Houston
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    Brockton isn't even in the same county as Boston.

  28. maria says – reply to this


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    brockton????? i live right near there…and its not plagued with violence…

  29. Boston says – reply to this


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    Re: Lauren
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    Did they ever catch who shot that old man in his front yard a few weeks ago?

  30. Rock says – reply to this


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    Why does anyone care about this snaggle-toothed asshole? :)

  31. jenna says – reply to this


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    haha i live in brockton ma! thatd be awesome driving by him like picking up trash lol….but i dont think brockton is the best of places why not put him in a good city?

  32. Southie says – reply to this


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    The only good thing that came out of Brockton is Rocky Marciano.

  33. rachel says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahaahahhhahaha
    i live in the next town over!
    thats not something you hear everyday.
    and a violence plagued city?!
    LMFAO.

  34. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: Boston

    no….nor are they gonna catch them…

    just like they arent gonna catch whoever killed the cab driver…..

    they are to random for Brockton police's dumb asses to figure it out….

    they just better get who killed my boy terrance thats all

  35. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: maria

    well I live THERE and im tellin you it is…

    Brockton had almost 20 murders last year…compared to bostons like 80 thats nothing but for Brockton thats serious…..

    more goes on there then what you read about in the enterprise/see on the news

  36. . says – reply to this


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    gee, community service in BROCKTON, or life in jail….
    talk about a fucking slap on the wrist.

  37. Brockton Babe says – reply to this


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    Re: rachieyayo
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    "dang" where does that come from?
    That sounds like its some kind of southern word.

  38. Boston says – reply to this


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    Re: Lauren
    That was your son? I'm so sorry.

  39. houskat says – reply to this


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    all this proves,is that if you got a lot of money,you can beat the system. :(

  40. small town injustice says – reply to this


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    I live in a small town in Washington state and anyone who doesn't believe that money buys justice is fooling themselves. There is a very rich family living here with three sons who are constantly in trouble for drugs, countless DUI's, wife beating, one son was even caught distributing kiddie porn. But the scion of this midas rich family has connections and he is a CEO of a very prominent computer empire, so his adult kids are never held accountable for their actions. Late last year when one son went to court he had so many defense lawyers on his team they nearly filled one half of the courtroom. The whole town is disgusted with the legal system and the police who appear to be very obliging to this family as they are to several other rich families with horrible sons who have homes here and summer vacation properties. Money truly buys everything and it always will.

  41. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: Boston

    my son???

    Im 22….Terrence was 15…he was my lil friends BF

  42. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Re: rachel

    lol youre probably a stoughton/holbrook/avon kid whos to damn scared to go into brockton at night….be serious

  43. Read Much? says – reply to this


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    Re: small town injustice
    We get it, I think if you read the post you would have gotton that from post #19, they said it in one word, we don't need to hear your whole story.
    Ever hear the phrase: let's bring this baby in?
    means wrap it up…..

  44. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    I spent the first 18 years of my life in Brockton. Yes, it has its problems with drugs and violence, but doesn't every city have these same problems? As much as Brockton prides itself on being the "City of Champions", our own newspaper and media outlets bash the city for its drug epidemic and strings of murder. Change has been in order for a while, but obviously has not been easily achieved. One thing is for certain, Bobby Brown is adding NO value to the city of Brockton or its "troubled" youth. God Bless those poor kids he mentors!

  45. Lauren the know it all: frm, L.K. says – reply to this


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    Hey Lauren, all you've done here is complain, bitch, correct, whine. Why dont you move out of Borington?
    I just read all the posts (most are yours) one of your last ones says your 22, your a big girl, move! Either that or stop bitching, we all have problems.
    Go get a McJob, save your pennies and move out of mom's house to a country cabin and then you can have weekly meetings with the townies.
    You can be the leader.
    Now I see why people are killing each other there, if there like you they never shut up.

  46. Jimmy says – reply to this


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    Re: Lauren

    Stop acting like a wigger, your boy would be your son, thankfully the kids alive, when you have kids of your own *hopefully you don't - then you'll know what my boy means.

  47. TRINA says – reply to this


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    WHY DID HE GET JUST COMMUNITY SERVICES,IF HE HAS TO SLEEP NEXT TO BUBBA IN JAIL MAYBE HE WILL THINK TWICE ABOUT BEING A RETARD.JAIL IS FOR PUNISHMENT, YOU PUNISH PEOPLE TO SET EXAMPLES FOR OTHERS NOT TO FOLLOW.WHEN HE SPEAKS TO KIDS THEY'LL THINK WELL HE DID'NT GO TO JAIL SO I GUESS I WON'T TOO,PASS THE CRACK PIPE!!!

  48. TRINA says – reply to this


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    Re: small town injustice – YOU NEED TO SEND THAT LITTLE PEICE OF INFORMATION TO THE NEWS, THAT REALLY ANGERS ME TO SEE PEOPLE GET SPECIAL PRIVLIGES,I HAVE A GUY IN MY NEIBORHOOD IN BALTIMORE WHOS FATHER IS UNDER THE COMMISIONER,HE HAS CURRENTLY 69 COUNTS OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY AGAINST HIM AND HAS NEVER SERVED ANY JAIL TIME SICKNING

  49. Jenna T. says – reply to this


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    Re: Lauren

    "actually" his "babies" are grown
    i hang out with them
    the family has lived in over 7 diffrent places since they were "babies"
    thanks for your info ?? just need to get it right next time.

  50. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Brockton? That's not as violence plagued as the south side of boston or even worse…Lawrence mass!

  51. kate says – reply to this


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    i live in brockton. hahaha.

  52. Niiice says – reply to this


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    Cocaine Cowboy

  53. Darealcolmunist says – reply to this


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    EVERYTIME I SEE HIM OR HEAR HIS NAME MY STOMACHE TURNS…. ONCE AGAIN HE REMINDS ME OF A PIECE OF DOOKIE

  54. d-stizz says – reply to this


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    …maybe then the show would get better ratings and he can have a "career" again

  55. Just the Facts says – reply to this


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    Brockton is a dump. There is something in the paper every night about it. Plain and simple it is a hell hole.

  56. jayha says – reply to this


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    hhahahaha that's where i did my community service. goodluck guy!

  57. Hopies smoking dopie. says – reply to this


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    Re: Darealcolmunist – he does resemble a plump piece of fecal matter! I knew he reminded me of something. Probably smells like it too.

  58. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    They need to kill him and harvest his meat for the starving of the world. That is the only good that would ever come out of that sorry excuse for a man.

  59. chelsi says – reply to this


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    i live outside of brockton and on the local news today it was talking about how the town doesnt want bobby !

  60. Proud to be from Lawrence says – reply to this


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    Re: Amanda
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    Have lived in Lawrence, MA all my life, 31 yrs.
    Do you know how Lawrence is broken up? I'm guessing no,
    If you don't live here don't dis it.
    You sound like a spoiled brat.

  61. whateva says – reply to this


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    looks like doo doo with a hat on

  62. Carpediem says – reply to this


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    Straight outta Brockton! BB has and always will suck ass.

  63. Ms Dolo D says – reply to this


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    Brockton is one of the most gansta spots in Massachusetts…it would be evident that Bobby's dumb ass would be up there acting a fool

    BOBBY, U FROM BEAN SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT BK POLICE WOULD BE GOOD TO YOU???

    Bobby Brown is like the most wanted man in MA, whenever they know he's back in town, POPO go CRAZY!!! Cali ya'll keep him over there!!

  64. Ms Dolo D says – reply to this


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    Re: Amanda

    SURE…*SMDH/with sarcasim*

    Even I lock my damn doors, while driving in Brockton…

  65. DMAN says – reply to this


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    LOOKS LIKE BROKEBACK BOOBY
    HEEL FUCK IT UP AND GO BACK TO JAIL(THE CAN)

  66. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    HIM MENTORING CHILDREN? TOO FUNNY! I BELIEVE IT CAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

  67. kasey says – reply to this


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    hahaha brockton is fucking ghetto.. and what perez says it true.. get over it brockton sucks no one wants to live there besides bums and drug dealers because everyone that lives there is on some kind of drug.

  68. Nic says – reply to this


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    I don't care: he is fine!

  69. Proud Brocktion Native says – reply to this


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    Re: Anonymous
    Thank you for actually saying something intelligent. I've lived in Brockton for over 20 years. Brockton does have it's problems, but it is not a "VIOLENCE-PLAGUED" city as Perez states. It's a large city with violence. It is unfortunate and upsetting about the recent crime that has erupted in Brockton and the city is desperately trying to fix and patrol more. Just the other day Brockton arrested dozens. We are setting up our police force and we will hopefully turn around our city. Calling it violence-plagued is ridiculous and unnecessary… almost as unnecessary as having Bobby Brown mentor our youth.

    Unfortunately, Perez stooped down to the level of The Enterprise & the Globe. Instead of smashing Brockton why not mention it's positives… Like having Brockton High School being picked as a model school for THE COUNTRY.

  70. Big Bad J says – reply to this


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    !XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

    Brockton is bad but it's not that bad and it's no where as nice as the other city and towns around it. i'd be more afraid of Hepatitus than getting shot.
    there is one amazing thing about brockton; for some DELICIOUS italian food you gotta go down to Georges cafe! the sauce is amazing and i could drink the parm pep dressing by the bottle. on tuesdays they got this special where you can get a pound of pasta, sauage and meatballs with chicken cutlets and garlic bread for like 12 bucks!

    !XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

  71. Gator says – reply to this


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    Brockton is NOT a violence-plagued city!

  72. chelsea says – reply to this


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    all of you can shut the fuck up. brockton is a piece of shit town. that is violent. fucking shithole not even a town. if you are from brockton you are prob immune to the violence, drugs, ugly ass people,white trash, hoes, prostitutes, drug dealers, crime, dirtyness, ghettoassness, and just shit

  73. Nicole says – reply to this


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    I don't know if you've ever been in Brockton but 10 to 1 Bobby Brown get's taken down in a drive-by within the first 6 weeks.

  74. Kitty says – reply to this


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    Re: Proud Brocktion Native

    Brockton is the most violent suburb of Boston, are you kidding? I would rather walk down the street in Northie in the middle of the night with a flashing sign that says "Mug Me" than drive through Brockton in a tank. Not that bad, what are you buying coke from Bobby Brown?