Even Her Lips Are Fat!

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba was spotted having lunch with fiance Cashole Warren at Kings Road Cafe in West Hollywood on Wednesday.

Her lips became noticeably much plumper all of a sudden.

How peculiar!

[Image via Starzlife.]

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 6:21 pm / Email this »

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laura says – reply to this

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first…and she looks like shes in pain
tara26 says – reply to this

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1st!!
brooke says – reply to this

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she's probably swollen, dick-wad
Jenny says – reply to this

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She is not fat…she is pregnant.
LOL says – reply to this

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LOL hhahhahahah.. perez you are hilarious….

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edna says – reply to this

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1st
Rizwan says – reply to this

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Drop the "Dont Call Me Latina" GET OVER IT!! jessshh!
Cooper says – reply to this

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This happens to a lot of pregnant women. Old wives tale says if your lips get plumper during pregnancy you are having a girl.
Rachel says – reply to this

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You seriously need too back off this girl!
HOWY says – reply to this

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What happen to the cock drawings and the spooge?

How about a close up of her Tig O Bitties, F her lips (literally)
ahdm says – reply to this

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QUE MAMERA DE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boring. FAT. Ademas de loca furibunda!!!!!
EWW!
Crystal says – reply to this

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Things swell during pregnancy. Could that be the problem?
lming says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba has big lips to begin with so I hope its just swelling from being pregnant. But if she did get her lips done, she really sucks. Why do stars like Nicole Kidman & her think about their looks before their children?
b is baaaaaaaack [vote 4 OBAMA] says – reply to this

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she looks so nasty. leave ur body the way it was. God makes everyone beautiful
superstar jules says – reply to this

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yeah she does look like shes in pain, maybe that will b her labour face..
mememe says – reply to this

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It isn't really peculiar. When you are getting along in the pregnancy everything gets swollen, even lips. On the face, too.
first123 says – reply to this

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first!!
alix says – reply to this

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doesnt that bitch ever smile?
Hello says – reply to this

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She said she was in the third trimester. Perhaps she has developed preclampsia or toxcemia?
chemtrails says – reply to this

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GOOGLE = indirect and semi direct aerosol campaign
r says – reply to this

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i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!

i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!i hate this fucking bitch!!!!!!
Coochie says – reply to this

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When I was pregnant my lips and nose blew up over night.
e says – reply to this

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first
Linnea says – reply to this

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First? I always laugh at people who do this hahahaha
no says – reply to this

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now, you're reaching perez. are you becoming like one of those warped, retarded tabloid writers who see collagen everywhere? her lips have always been plump. get a real job, save some whales, do something, loser.
dsfs says – reply to this

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2nd
Peenah says – reply to this

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OMG FIRST!
miranda says – reply to this

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First perhaps?
Wow.. I used to like her, but now she seems like a major B****.. oh welll, wow those lips are huge!

BOO MILEY SINUS/MILEY RAY CYRUS!!
jessica says – reply to this

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what a fag
Jenna says – reply to this

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Looks like she has gas
asd says – reply to this

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You're so mean Perez, she's pregnant.
J Bro says – reply to this

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How about those fat torpedo nipples? Could we get a close up on that?
Lindsay says – reply to this

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is she Latina? and her lips gave always been big so what do u mean by peculiar?
Nikki says – reply to this

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When you are pregnant sometimes your lips swell up, I am pregnant and some days my lips are so swollen they look like I had them injected
djfp says – reply to this

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Looks like her nips turned very conical, as well (although it might just be shadow).
first says – reply to this

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is the best
hotmama says – reply to this

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When you are preggers everything becomes bigger. And yes that includes lips. Although she had pretty full lips to begin with. No mystery here.
tanya says – reply to this

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ewwww
sandy says – reply to this

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OMG Perez….leave her alone, she's pregnant for God sake. Why don't you carry an extra 20 to 30 lbs of weight around for 9 months and see how it makes you feel? You'd swell in areas you never imagined.
valerie says – reply to this

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shes a stupid fat cuntwhore who is on the plain side, HOTTIE MY ASS. plain, kinda pretty not hot, probably easy if you have what she wants.
pooper says – reply to this

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maybe she got those collagen lip injections that she talked about in latina magazine, because she thinks everyone wants to look like her. vain lil bitch. i don't care if she's pregnant, it's not a free ticket.
ALbaHater#1 says – reply to this

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This chick is soooo fuckin full of herself… Hate Hate Hate Hate.
Shes a terrible actress but because she hot she thinks shes the shit. Where is the Talent in Hollywoooooood? not here… BIOTCH. HATE!
Heidi says – reply to this

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Peoples faces can noticeably change when they're pregnant. Didn't you notice JLO's growing bridge?
??Where'd that pole come from?? says – reply to this

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Did she just run into that pole in the foreground?
val says – reply to this

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those lips are NOT normal. look at the top lip! looks like she got bitch slapped, deservedly.
KM says – reply to this

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yeah thats because shes pregnant DUH.
hannah says – reply to this

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shes a fat bithch whore who go tknocked up so that her bf would stay w/ her
dana says – reply to this

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botox !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss maye says – reply to this

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HAHAHA she looks like jiminy glick!!!
nick says – reply to this

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laura, no one cares you were first
chemtrails says – reply to this

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STOP CHEMTRAILS - LOOK UP AND IF YOU SEE LINES IN THE SKY- COVER YOURSELF - YOU ARE ABOUT TO BREATHE IN TOXIC CHEMICALS SUPPLIED BY YOUR TAX DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoxyGirlPR says – reply to this

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ahahaha The first wives Club LOL
Kat says – reply to this

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Haven't they always been like that ?

oh my .. she looks like she's going to cry - my guess is hormonnnnness
somo says – reply to this

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it happens- trust me- everything gets bigger!
FANNY says – reply to this

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I HOPE SHE GETS TO BE THE SIZE OF A GIANT HIPPO. BIAAAAAAAAAATCH!
lee says – reply to this

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Now this looks much worse than Courtney Cox - she's always hiding her face, I'm surprised she "allowed" this photo to be taken - collagenated and proud
soraya says – reply to this

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i hate her!! not natural snobe
Jenn says – reply to this

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Is she crying? Sometimes that makes the face swell up…. oh and she is pregnant which makes people a little fatter all over.
yuck says – reply to this

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wow, she looks like shit.
She looks even worse without makeup though.
chemtrails says – reply to this

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CHEMTRAILS CAUSE:
FAT LIPS
difficulties in breathing
changes in heart rhythm
increased blood pressure
stomach irritation
brain swelling
muscle weakness
TROUBLED PREGNANCIES

If our benevolent government really cared about global warming, would it spray the atmosphere with heat-generating compounds? Is the government's secret chemtrail aerosol project being used to increase atmospheric heat in order to perpetuate the global warming crisis for the cash cow that it is?
One troubling question not yet answered is: Would the military dare spray us with the radioactive form of barium? If so, it would not be the first time our government has deliberately exposed hapless Americans to radioactive materials which later produce illness and death for countless unsuspecting victims.
LOOK UP INTO THE SKY - DO U SEE LINES? CHEMTRAILS - THAT'S WHAT THOSE LINES ARE - TOXIC CHEMICALS BEING DUMPED ON YOU
fiona says – reply to this

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That happened to me when i got pregnant. Thought my lips were goimg to explode. It might mean shes further along than we thought. Maybe 8 months pregnant?
Kate says – reply to this

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Water retention from pregnancy. Sometimes you're an idiot.
WowPerez says – reply to this

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Leave her alone. She's pregnant. Gosh, can't she get some peace.
Aud says – reply to this

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Stop being an asshat. She's not fat, she's pregnant. The state of her lips are indeed curious, but any number of things. For someone sporting a wolf man picture of himself in one of his headers, you sure are critical of how others look.
dee says – reply to this

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She is so having a Girl…….mark my words people!!!!
Courtney says – reply to this

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She is probably having an alergic reaction to something…Pregnant womens allergys get worse!!! She could of eaten something that she is reacting too because she does look like she is in discomfort…..theres no reason for her to get something done….not now! (she never did this before so why now?)
Kate says – reply to this

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Re: chemtrails – Those are vapor trails. Really, if you're going to buy into a conspiracy, at least pick one that is decent. Do you think that when you see all planes on a specific day with vapor trails that the government got to all of them?! And then the next day when the weather is changed an all the planes are without vapor trails that the government decided not to poison you that day? Do buy into the fear. Educate yourself.
HawnHulaGirl says – reply to this

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why oh why does this girl always look miserable?? did you see her on the oscars when they were talking about the pregnant ladies there??? she looked completely miserable and unhappy until she saw the camera was on her. she needs to stop taking life so seriously and let loose a little bit.
MW says – reply to this

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Why does she always look like such a RAGING BITCH?
cjm says – reply to this

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AGAIN, leave kids alone and pregnant women alone. Kids can't defend themselves and if you haven't figured it out, pregnant women gain weight. Sometimes in weird places. I know you hate her, but for god's sake, let her gestate in peace. (still say you should be made to wear that fake heavy pregnant stomach for a day or two).
C says – reply to this

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is she crying?
Heidi says – reply to this

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Most women develop mild swelling in the face, hands, or ankles at some point in their pregnancies. As the due date approaches, swelling often becomes more noticeable. If you have rapid, significant weight gain or your hands or feet suddenly get very puffy, call your doctor as soon as possible. It could be a sign of high blood pressure called preeclampsia or toxemia.

To keep swelling to a minimum:

* Drink 8 to 10 eight-ounce glasses of fluids (water is best) daily.
* Avoid caffeine.
* Try to avoid very salty foods.
* Rest when you can with your feet elevated.
* Ask your doctor about using support hose.
Axxcexx says – reply to this

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She doesn't like to be latina… yet she is with a guy that is not white, so i guess her baby will be a latino looking baby
Heidi says – reply to this

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Re: HawnHulaGirl –

Hmm… maybe because she's swollen, in pain and has very high hormone levels?
melanie says – reply to this

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Pregnancy can do some very strang things to your body and your face! I turned brown on several different parts of my body, it was from the hormones.
babyboo says – reply to this

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ummm, have you eve seen yourself before? you really need to lose weight. jessica alba is a beautiful person, just cause she doesn't consider herself Latina doesn't mean you have to bash on her.
plastics during pregnancy says – reply to this

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i don't think she really got her lips done,
but if she did… she is a fucking idiot.

she has a baby growing in her tummy and filling your lips with chemicals is ridiculous!!

she is a spoiled little pretentious brat.
and she is obviously crying about something in this picture!
i know she's hormonal or what ever, but jesus christ!
can't that bitch ever be happy?!?

she always looks so pist off!
you're rich!
you have a hot man (even if he is a douche)!
you are pregnant with another hollywood baby!

hey, hollywood!!
quit breeding! you guys are fucking crazy!!
you are spawning a society of ASSHOLES!
rich, worthless human beings that will never have to do shit to earn a dime!!
they will live off their celeb parents, look good, and act stupid!

bad actors with bad habits.

(except the pitts. breed away, you gorgeous, loving super-fam!)
OMG says – reply to this

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What the hell is wrong with these dumb ass celebs blowing up their lips to the point of NO return. It is SO nasty.. They dont look real they dont speak correctly afterwards. STOP ALREADY…. GOSH
LMAO says – reply to this

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Gosh, the Britney of these days without makeup looks better than her.
DANIELA says – reply to this

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SHE IS NOT LATINA SHE IS AN ALIEN

SOY LATINA Y ME OFENDE , PERRA DEL MAL
CHOP says – reply to this

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stop hating of Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba is not Latina; she's half white and half black dummies! She's letting people believe she's Latina because she thinks if people know she is black it will hurt her career, but she's passing. Her boyfriend is half black half white just like her. That's why she likes him, he understands her identity issues. HATERS
lilybay says – reply to this

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Perez, for crying out loud, she fell backstage at the Oscars! I would think that is what caused the fat lip! I know you hate the girl, but cut her some slack. And being on the cutting edge of gossip and all, shouldn't you have known this?
R says – reply to this

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Obviously she has pissed you off at some point Perez, but get over your hate , it's a better world that way.
Ellinor says – reply to this

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ok she looks very scary.. but perez don't you have some gossip abous swedish celebritys? could be fun to read
KKK says – reply to this

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Re: Heidi – OMG lady NO ONE asked you for a complete breakdown of pregnancy. Were talking about her lips NOT SUPPORT HOSE.
Isra says – reply to this

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that does happen during pregnancy. And in my case the old wives tale is true. My lips got bigger during pregnancy and i am holding my 4 day old baby in my arms as i type this
YUCK says – reply to this

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Why is it that Jessica Alba always looks wether gloomy, suffering, in pain, sad, bitter or any of that plus hating?
LMFAO.
I think she's so average. I really don't see any good looks in her. I honestly doubt anyone does for real. She's so average. Always a ho flashing skin and portrayed as a sex object in her every movie and photoshot, of course coated in gallons of professional makup + photoshoped, airbrushed, digitally enhanced and special effects. I guess that's the reason why some brainwashed people find her good looking. But the truth is, if you walked past her down the street, you wouldn't even notice her nor would you turn your head to look at twice at all if she wasn't famous. Which means she's average (but incredibly OVERRATED).
Looks like terribly ugly crap without makeup.
Renelle says – reply to this

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Looks more like she ate something that did not agree with her. My sister's does that if she eat red beans & rice.
kelley says – reply to this

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she looks like she's crying
PSJ says – reply to this

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After Goldie Hawn so beautifully spoofed lip collagen in the First Wives Club I am astounded these dorks in Hollywood still do it. And she's pregnant don't put shit in your body when you're pregnant. Unless of course she's having an allergic reaction to Big Brothers 9.
Boston says – reply to this

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Just because your pregnant, you don't need to turn into a cow.
She looks awful.
Lelaa says – reply to this

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The miserable expression on her puss dosen't help.
She looks like she has a stick up her ass.
agg says – reply to this

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did anyone notice her very conical nipples?
dmd says – reply to this

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its called being pregnant and having a child you fuckiing rejects! I wish I could stand behind you little fucks when your typing your stupid ass remarks so I could smack you across the face when you think of something so stupid.
KT says – reply to this

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Most stars look amazing pregnant. she on the other hand doesnt.
jojo says – reply to this

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hmm well her lips are always fat … but look at her nipples…

xD

anyway.. i don't like her but she's very prettyy…
nicole says – reply to this

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Her lips actually look their normal size to me. She looks like she's in tears though.
kriss-si says – reply to this

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Out of all times not to cover her face. Now I know why she hides behind her bags. I thought she was just smelling her armpitts. I hope gets hemmorrhoids. Heres wishing!!
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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Perez, I don't blame you for taking an all out assault on Jessica Alba. She is a has been, that only had a fresh young, piece of ass look going for her… that is over. Also, you are right, who the fuck is Cash Warren… he is a no talent assbag. I bet and hope he ends up beating her….
ALI says – reply to this

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AWWW PEREZ UR SO MEANERZ! POBRESITA! I HOPE I DONT GET LIKE THAT WHEN I GET PREGGERZ