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Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because ________.

[Image by J. KNOWLES/SNAP-PIX.]
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 8:40 am

312 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. D says – reply to this


    1

    why say first if your not going to be First… your like 10th.. whats the big deal about being first

  2. Michelle$$$ says – reply to this


    2

    Um….cause he just got laid and he knows we are all thinking how WRONG it is…lol

  3. S Wagoner says – reply to this


    3

    …he loves perez….

  4. Hannah Loves Elton says – reply to this


    4

    BECAUSE
    HES THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

    Elton FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

  5. buches says – reply to this


    5

    First! he just finished making hot sweet love to his man

  6. nicoline says – reply to this


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    first
    hott

  7. Allison says – reply to this


    7

    …he just farted

  8. Michelle$$$$ says – reply to this


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    HAHA!! Thats funny D cause you ended up being first!! LOL

  9. Jenne79 says – reply to this


    9

    He just stole Bobo the clowns favorite SHEWS!

    Oh and FIRST!! YAY

  10. Mikaela says – reply to this


    10

    second…damn

  11. Em jay jay says – reply to this


    11

    Elton looks like an older version of Perez! i a good way obviously:)

  12. DC says – reply to this


    12

    He just pulled a gerbal out of his ass.

  13. b. says – reply to this


    13

    damn it, seconddddd

  14. kathy says – reply to this


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    hey hey hey

  15. weee says – reply to this


    15

    weeee!

  16. xkaitlynx says – reply to this


    16

    He knows Perez is gonna slate that hiseous outfit!!!

  17. F says – reply to this


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    haha omg funny pic O=

  18. JC says – reply to this


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    hes making an evil plan to get back at madonna for having a oscar's after party.

  19. Kristoff says – reply to this


    19

    …he just defecated in Madonnas tulips?

  20. kathy says – reply to this


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    youe wernt even second wat tim is it in america?

  21. t says – reply to this


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    He just pulled a dick out of his ass

  22. iban says – reply to this


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    because he got his ass fucked

  23. jasmine says – reply to this


    23

    that suit is giving him a wegie!!!!!

    FIRST!

  24. Laquisha Brown Jones says – reply to this


    24

    Cos hes better looking than Perez…Dat an have more style dan fat ass rainbow hair wearing, sauna cruisin, donut eatin, fat fuck unfuckable PEREZ

  25. bubba says – reply to this


    25

    he's got a golf ball up his ass

  26. eww says – reply to this


    26

    because he knows his outfit is ugly as hell

  27. dog says – reply to this


    27

    Perez promised him a handjob for the pic.

  28. tahnee says – reply to this


    28

    he about to take madonna out?

  29. mariah carey says – reply to this


    29

    because he fuckins owns, ok

  30. cver says – reply to this


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    because he's fucking Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, AND that guy in the black suit.

  31. Bella says – reply to this


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    psychotic much?

  32. Anuspie says – reply to this


    32

    … of the love beads.

  33. Jenny says – reply to this


    33

    …because, he is in love with his lifeguard..? or maybe it's just physical.

  34. Axxcexx says – reply to this


    34

    Because he just gave a BJ.

  35. ck says – reply to this


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    Because he's looking like a clown..

  36. Jen says – reply to this


    36

    …because Madonna called.

  37. Mo says – reply to this


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    Cuz he is fixing to bone his security…

  38. Who's that dude behind them? says – reply to this


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    because he just became a scientologist? Smiling like guhru Cruise

  39. kasha says – reply to this


    39

    he just touched that guys ass.

  40. ronniella says – reply to this


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    HE JUST BROKE INTO PEREZZZ WARDROBE…???

  41. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    a:Elton is a troll.

    b:He fucked a Madonna Blow up doll from behind.

    c: His poor bf had to do something extra to get him over Madonna having a party on the same night.

  42. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    he serves madonna some real british tea

  43. Use to like him says – reply to this


    43

    He's getting to be a royal B in his old age.

  44. SillyJill says – reply to this


    44

    Because he just pictured himself side by side with Perez in one of them "separated at birth" blog entries.

  45. tony says – reply to this


    45

    Just had his diaper changed

  46. herpescommunity says – reply to this


    46

    In fact, he is virtuous people. Many users on stdpal.com know he do a great favor to whip-round for singles living with HIV, Herpes and other STDs. So his fans created a blog about him special.

  47. Christina says – reply to this


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    I seriously LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. CarMax says – reply to this


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    he's f***ing that security guard…….

  49. deedee says – reply to this


    49

    Because he loves to wear those pink runners. OMG

  50. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Elton John is wicked - one of our finest Brits.

    Love your pumps Elt.

  51. HElle says – reply to this


    51

    he's gonna gonna go fuck his body guard.

  52. Mag says – reply to this


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    because…….he just figured a way to screw Madonna for that Oscar party slight! LOL! Who knows! We love Elton, but he can be a bit snitty at times.

  53. Mindy says – reply to this


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    His bodyguard is taking him to buy some Garanimals, so at least he'll match

  54. Hiroshi says – reply to this


    54

    he's high.

  55. Jennifer says – reply to this


    55

    he just cleaned his toliet with madonna's toothbrush!

  56. Farto says – reply to this


    56

    He just sucked his bodyguards cock.

  57. jimmy says – reply to this


    57

    HE JUST GOT 12 INCHES UP HIS POOP CUTTER

  58. Rozzy says – reply to this


    58

    He's got a dildo up his butt.

  59. Randi says – reply to this


    59

    He knows he's a rascal for dressing like a popsicle.

  60. robbreid says – reply to this


    60

    life is good!!!

  61. leisa says – reply to this


    61

    …he's totally gonna buy the neverland ranch

  62. D'Oh Boy says – reply to this


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    …Because they lost the 12-pack of hot-dog, but he's the only once who knows where they are !

  63. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    He just tried out his new butt plug and it's fabu!! :P :P

  64. lisa lisa says – reply to this


    64

    because he just got done having sex with his neighbors dog

  65. HeatboysMama says – reply to this


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    Because he just farted and the guy behind him is fixin to walk into it!!! LMAO

  66. Dei knNNoo says – reply to this


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    HE'SS GAYYYY lol

  67. J.M.B says – reply to this


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    BECAUSE
    HE
    AND
    MONICA
    HAVE
    THE
    SAME
    STAINED
    BLUE
    OUTFIT
    !!!!!!!

  68. nancy says – reply to this


    68

    Re: JC – ya beat me to it………but i think he might be planning on having a 3 way with her hubby and his fruit loop

  69. H says – reply to this


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    because he knows how stupid our city is being about his upcioming concert on March 2.. people are crying because city council got first dibs on 6 tickets each (thats 120 tickets) before the public.

    I just cant beleive he is playing a small city like Sudbury, On!!! Cant wait to se him sing!!!!!!!!!

  70. kieka says – reply to this


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    he just got laid

  71. becky says – reply to this


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    And here we have a nearly doubly disgusting human being. Idiot.

  72. jim says – reply to this


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    because hes put on his new smurf fancy dress …or may b he just had a colonic…or just been sodomised. but i think its because he knows he looks like a twat with his new trainers

  73. baby ajne says – reply to this


    73

    Oh My God… it's hilarious!!! Poor Elton!!!

  74. DJohRicky! says – reply to this


    74

    He's just just found a new storage space for his Oscar at Madonna's house.

  75. Mark says – reply to this


    75

    he just stole Rosie O'Donnells favorite outifit!!

  76. Beth says – reply to this


    76

    He's plotting to get Madonna back for that Oscar party!

  77. Mandy says – reply to this


    77

    Because he just keyed Madonna's car, I know because I helped.

  78. Hezpez says – reply to this


    78

    He just pounded the ass of his security guard with his fist?

  79. YouKnowWhoItIs says – reply to this


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    he's about 2 get laid ;)

  80. Pissed Off Mary says – reply to this


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    because he just kicked MADONNA"S ASS!!!

  81. katie! says – reply to this


    81

    because… he stole those sneakers from a 5 year old girl?

  82. Richard says – reply to this


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    he's a gross, creepy old fart

  83. julila says – reply to this


    83

    because he just stole a costume from an Oompa Loompa.

  84. Ken says – reply to this


    84

    He knows everyone could mistake him for Perez today…

  85. your MASTER says – reply to this


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    he's about to get sum booty :)

  86. belgradar says – reply to this


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    Cause he just finished touching little boys

  87. matteo says – reply to this


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    he just shot a fat load all over perez's man boobs

  88. Rock says – reply to this


    88

    Perez blew him :)

  89. The Truth Hurts says – reply to this


    89

    Because he just fucked Guy Ritchie…take that Madonna!!!

  90. Jeff says – reply to this


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    He just blew the security guy.

  91. Tarah says – reply to this


    91

    just gave his bodyguard a BJ and his wife doesnt know he's GAY!!!!!!!! HOLLA!

  92. Crash says – reply to this


    92

    Ick!

  93. Cat says – reply to this


    93

    Because he's off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of aaahhhhhhsss

  94. dee says – reply to this


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    Sir Elton can wear whatever the hell he wants…he's a musical genius and star of great magnitude. You, on the otherhand, Mario, write blogs….let's say that word altogether now…"B L O G S" ….and that's all you'll ever be…fame of your wattage is fleeting…and with no noticable skills to fall back on (besides your enormous ass) I'd say your 15 minutes will fly by…adios, fatty.

  95. Melton says – reply to this


    95

    Bloated, cranky, has-been, old men should not wear such bright colors. Even if they are gay.

  96. Slim Shady says – reply to this


    96

    Becausehe is taking the suit back to Walmart and hoping they give him store credit

  97. Lisa D. says – reply to this


    97

    he is turning into the "Joker".

  98. M DUB says – reply to this


    98

    Seriously….who cares about being first? by the time it's all said and done you're on page two you dumbasses.

  99. james says – reply to this


    99

    he just made a dookie on madonna's lawn, for stealing his thunder

  100. BareHug says – reply to this


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    let's see…. could it be because he just took one up the a** !

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