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1. D says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   why say first if your not going to be First… your like 10th.. whats the big deal about being first

2. Michelle$$$ says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Um….cause he just got laid and he knows we are all thinking how WRONG it is…lol

3. S Wagoner says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   …he loves perez….

4. Hannah Loves Elton says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   BECAUSE
   HES THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

   Elton FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

5. buches says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   First! he just finished making hot sweet love to his man

6. nicoline says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first
   hott

7. Allison says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   …he just farted

8. Michelle$$$$ says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HAHA!! Thats funny D cause you ended up being first!! LOL

9. Jenne79 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   He just stole Bobo the clowns favorite SHEWS!

   Oh and FIRST!! YAY

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    second…damn

11. Em jay jay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Elton looks like an older version of Perez! i a good way obviously:)

12. DC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He just pulled a gerbal out of his ass.

13. b. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    damn it, seconddddd

14. kathy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hey hey hey

15. weee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    weeee!

16. xkaitlynx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He knows Perez is gonna slate that hiseous outfit!!!

17. F says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha omg funny pic O=

18. JC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hes making an evil plan to get back at madonna for having a oscar's after party.

19. Kristoff says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …he just defecated in Madonnas tulips?

20. kathy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    youe wernt even second wat tim is it in america?

21. t says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He just pulled a dick out of his ass

22. iban says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he got his ass fucked

23. jasmine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that suit is giving him a wegie!!!!!

    FIRST!

24. Laquisha Brown Jones says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cos hes better looking than Perez…Dat an have more style dan fat ass rainbow hair wearing, sauna cruisin, donut eatin, fat fuck unfuckable PEREZ

25. bubba says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's got a golf ball up his ass

26. eww says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he knows his outfit is ugly as hell

27. dog says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez promised him a handjob for the pic.

28. tahnee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he about to take madonna out?

29. mariah carey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he fuckins owns, ok

30. cver says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he's fucking Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, AND that guy in the black suit.

31. Bella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    psychotic much?

32. Anuspie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … of the love beads.

33. Jenny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …because, he is in love with his lifeguard..? or maybe it's just physical.

34. Axxcexx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because he just gave a BJ.

35. ck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because he's looking like a clown..

36. Jen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …because Madonna called.

37. Mo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Cuz he is fixing to bone his security…

38. Who's that dude behind them? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    because he just became a scientologist? Smiling like guhru Cruise

39. kasha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he just touched that guys ass.

40. ronniella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HE JUST BROKE INTO PEREZZZ WARDROBE…???

41. Hello Kitty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a:Elton is a troll.

    b:He fucked a Madonna Blow up doll from behind.

    c: His poor bf had to do something extra to get him over Madonna having a party on the same night.

42. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he serves madonna some real british tea

43. Use to like him says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's getting to be a royal B in his old age.

44. SillyJill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because he just pictured himself side by side with Perez in one of them "separated at birth" blog entries.

45. tony says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Just had his diaper changed

46. herpescommunity says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    In fact, he is virtuous people. Many users on stdpal.com know he do a great favor to whip-round for singles living with HIV, Herpes and other STDs. So his fans created a blog about him special.

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