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Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because ________.

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Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 8:40 am / Email this »

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D says – reply to this

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why say first if your not going to be First… your like 10th.. whats the big deal about being first
Michelle$$$ says – reply to this

2

Um….cause he just got laid and he knows we are all thinking how WRONG it is…lol
S Wagoner says – reply to this

3

…he loves perez….
Hannah Loves Elton says – reply to this

4

BECAUSE
HES THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

Elton FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
buches says – reply to this

5

First! he just finished making hot sweet love to his man
nicoline says – reply to this

6

first
hott
Allison says – reply to this

7

…he just farted
Michelle$$$$ says – reply to this

8

HAHA!! Thats funny D cause you ended up being first!! LOL
Jenne79 says – reply to this

9

He just stole Bobo the clowns favorite SHEWS!

Oh and FIRST!! YAY
Mikaela says – reply to this

10

second…damn
Em jay jay says – reply to this

11

Elton looks like an older version of Perez! i a good way obviously:)
DC says – reply to this

12

He just pulled a gerbal out of his ass.
b. says – reply to this

13

damn it, seconddddd
kathy says – reply to this

14

hey hey hey
weee says – reply to this

15

weeee!
xkaitlynx says – reply to this

16

He knows Perez is gonna slate that hiseous outfit!!!
F says – reply to this

17

haha omg funny pic O=
JC says – reply to this

18

hes making an evil plan to get back at madonna for having a oscar's after party.
Kristoff says – reply to this

19

…he just defecated in Madonnas tulips?
kathy says – reply to this

20

youe wernt even second wat tim is it in america?
t says – reply to this

21

He just pulled a dick out of his ass
iban says – reply to this

22

because he got his ass fucked
jasmine says – reply to this

23

that suit is giving him a wegie!!!!!

FIRST!
Laquisha Brown Jones says – reply to this

24

Cos hes better looking than Perez…Dat an have more style dan fat ass rainbow hair wearing, sauna cruisin, donut eatin, fat fuck unfuckable PEREZ
bubba says – reply to this

25

he's got a golf ball up his ass
eww says – reply to this

26

because he knows his outfit is ugly as hell
dog says – reply to this

27

Perez promised him a handjob for the pic.
tahnee says – reply to this

28

he about to take madonna out?
mariah carey says – reply to this

29

because he fuckins owns, ok
cver says – reply to this

30

because he's fucking Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, AND that guy in the black suit.
Bella says – reply to this

31

psychotic much?
Anuspie says – reply to this

32

… of the love beads.
Jenny says – reply to this

33

…because, he is in love with his lifeguard..? or maybe it's just physical.
Axxcexx says – reply to this

34

Because he just gave a BJ.
ck says – reply to this

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Because he's looking like a clown..
Jen says – reply to this

36

…because Madonna called.
Mo says – reply to this

37

Cuz he is fixing to bone his security…
Who's that dude behind them? says – reply to this

38

because he just became a scientologist? Smiling like guhru Cruise
kasha says – reply to this

39

he just touched that guys ass.
ronniella says – reply to this

40

HE JUST BROKE INTO PEREZZZ WARDROBE…???
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

41

a:Elton is a troll.

b:He fucked a Madonna Blow up doll from behind.

c: His poor bf had to do something extra to get him over Madonna having a party on the same night.
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

42

he serves madonna some real british tea
Use to like him says – reply to this

43

He's getting to be a royal B in his old age.
SillyJill says – reply to this

44

Because he just pictured himself side by side with Perez in one of them "separated at birth" blog entries.
tony says – reply to this

45

Just had his diaper changed
herpescommunity says – reply to this

46

In fact, he is virtuous people. Many users on stdpal.com know he do a great favor to whip-round for singles living with HIV, Herpes and other STDs. So his fans created a blog about him special.
Christina says – reply to this

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I seriously LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CarMax says – reply to this

48

he's f***ing that security guard…….
deedee says – reply to this

49

Because he loves to wear those pink runners. OMG
Sarah says – reply to this

50

Elton John is wicked - one of our finest Brits.

Love your pumps Elt.
HElle says – reply to this

51

he's gonna gonna go fuck his body guard.
Mag says – reply to this

52

because…….he just figured a way to screw Madonna for that Oscar party slight! LOL! Who knows! We love Elton, but he can be a bit snitty at times.
Mindy says – reply to this

53

His bodyguard is taking him to buy some Garanimals, so at least he'll match
Hiroshi says – reply to this

54

he's high.
Jennifer says – reply to this

55

he just cleaned his toliet with madonna's toothbrush!
Farto says – reply to this

56

He just sucked his bodyguards cock.
jimmy says – reply to this

57

HE JUST GOT 12 INCHES UP HIS POOP CUTTER
Rozzy says – reply to this

58

He's got a dildo up his butt.
Randi says – reply to this

59

He knows he's a rascal for dressing like a popsicle.
robbreid says – reply to this

60

life is good!!!
leisa says – reply to this

61

…he's totally gonna buy the neverland ranch
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

62

…Because they lost the 12-pack of hot-dog, but he's the only once who knows where they are !
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

63

He just tried out his new butt plug and it's fabu!!
lisa lisa says – reply to this

64

because he just got done having sex with his neighbors dog
HeatboysMama says – reply to this

65

Because he just farted and the guy behind him is fixin to walk into it!!! LMAO
Dei knNNoo says – reply to this

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HE'SS GAYYYY lol
J.M.B says – reply to this

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BECAUSE
HE
AND
MONICA
HAVE
THE
SAME
STAINED
BLUE
OUTFIT
!!!!!!!
nancy says – reply to this

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Re: JC – ya beat me to it………but i think he might be planning on having a 3 way with her hubby and his fruit loop
H says – reply to this

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because he knows how stupid our city is being about his upcioming concert on March 2.. people are crying because city council got first dibs on 6 tickets each (thats 120 tickets) before the public.

I just cant beleive he is playing a small city like Sudbury, On!!! Cant wait to se him sing!!!!!!!!!
kieka says – reply to this

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he just got laid
becky says – reply to this

71

And here we have a nearly doubly disgusting human being. Idiot.
jim says – reply to this

72

because hes put on his new smurf fancy dress …or may b he just had a colonic…or just been sodomised. but i think its because he knows he looks like a twat with his new trainers
baby ajne says – reply to this

73

Oh My God… it's hilarious!!! Poor Elton!!!
DJohRicky! says – reply to this

74

He's just just found a new storage space for his Oscar at Madonna's house.
Mark says – reply to this

75

he just stole Rosie O'Donnells favorite outifit!!
Beth says – reply to this

76

He's plotting to get Madonna back for that Oscar party!
Mandy says – reply to this

77

Because he just keyed Madonna's car, I know because I helped.
Hezpez says – reply to this

78

He just pounded the ass of his security guard with his fist?
YouKnowWhoItIs says – reply to this

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he's about 2 get laid
Pissed Off Mary says – reply to this

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because he just kicked MADONNA"S ASS!!!
katie! says – reply to this

81

because… he stole those sneakers from a 5 year old girl?
Richard says – reply to this

82

he's a gross, creepy old fart
julila says – reply to this

83

because he just stole a costume from an Oompa Loompa.
Ken says – reply to this

84

He knows everyone could mistake him for Perez today…
your MASTER says – reply to this

85

he's about to get sum booty
belgradar says – reply to this

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Cause he just finished touching little boys
matteo says – reply to this

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he just shot a fat load all over perez's man boobs
Rock says – reply to this

88

Perez blew him
The Truth Hurts says – reply to this

89

Because he just fucked Guy Ritchie…take that Madonna!!!
Jeff says – reply to this

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He just blew the security guy.
Tarah says – reply to this

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just gave his bodyguard a BJ and his wife doesnt know he's GAY!!!!!!!! HOLLA!
Crash says – reply to this

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Ick!
Cat says – reply to this

93

Because he's off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of aaahhhhhhsss
dee says – reply to this

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Sir Elton can wear whatever the hell he wants…he's a musical genius and star of great magnitude. You, on the otherhand, Mario, write blogs….let's say that word altogether now…"B L O G S" ….and that's all you'll ever be…fame of your wattage is fleeting…and with no noticable skills to fall back on (besides your enormous ass) I'd say your 15 minutes will fly by…adios, fatty.
Melton says – reply to this

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Bloated, cranky, has-been, old men should not wear such bright colors. Even if they are gay.
Slim Shady says – reply to this

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Becausehe is taking the suit back to Walmart and hoping they give him store credit
Lisa D. says – reply to this

97

he is turning into the "Joker".
M DUB says – reply to this

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Seriously….who cares about being first? by the time it's all said and done you're on page two you dumbasses.
james says – reply to this

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he just made a dookie on madonna's lawn, for stealing his thunder
BareHug says – reply to this

100

let's see…. could it be because he just took one up the a** !