J. Lo's Gonna Be Pissed!
Filed under: Media Minute > Jennifer Lopez > Marc Anthony
The former Mrs. Skeletor, beauty queen alum Dayanara Torres, is reportedly planning to reveal all in a new autobiographical book. And that "all" should include her years married to Marc Anthony and their children.
Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce is supposed to chronicle how Dayanara got over the demise of her short marriage to the current Mr. Jennifer Lopez.
Chapter 1: Birth.
Chapter 2: Growing up and shit.
Chapter 3: Sleeping my way to the top!
Chapter 4: Plastic surgery.
Chapter 5: Faking orgasms.
Chapter 6: J. Lo
Chapter 7: Milking it.
Let's hope Miz Torres has surrounded herself with a good legal team before she stirred this pot!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 7:40 pm
First?
FIRST?!?!?!
THAT'S FUNNY!!
btw i Love u perez
wtf
Puerto Rico Rules!
wooo-o.
first!
lol
I don't think they had a short marriage, they were married twice.
Who cares??? And they can both do better if you ask me. That man is one fugly guy. Hopefully the kids got all J-Lo's looks ♥
marc is so ugly
FIRSRT
ooooooh just wait when marc slaps her with a law suit
1
marc is so ugly
Dayanara oozes beauty and CLASS unlike the disgusting JLo.
r
eww to marc. hes fuuugglllyyy
We all know that Perez is not writing his blog anymore…….who ever is, sucks major ass!
How about…bygones? Let it go already.
It was kind of messed up that he came out afterwards talking about how long he had been in love with J-Ho, er I mean LO. I would be pissed as well if my ex was out in public talking about how he lusted after another woman while still married with me (and raising children!!!)
Jlo is just as talentless as she is, but I still love her! Lol
first
first biatchesssssssss
#2
I don't see what the big deal is. She can write whatever she wants.. it's not like she's exploiting him or anything.
not first
What a fucking CUNT! Marc Anthony is DISGUSTING and JLO IS A DIRTY, BUSTED WHORE– WHO HAS BEEN FUCKED BY EVERY BLACK MAN IN NYC. I'm sure those twins fucking fell out of her flappy box like a basketball hoop. Swish! She is DONE!!! They better hang on to that People cash, because there isn't much more down the road for these REFRIED TWATS. FUCK THEM BOTH.
She has every right to write a book, heck JLO is a homewrecker!
Who cares? Let the bitch make some money!
FIRST
Good for her. I'll buy it. She loved him, and he shit all over her.
When is JLo going to pop 'dem twins out?
yeah whatever, j.lo's cuter!
Miz torres is 100x better than fugly Jho…oops…I mean JLo
Fuck…..how does EVERYONE get bullshit book deals?! WTF??
WHO GIVES A FUCK!
oh yay! i'm first1 i love perez!
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are so freaking boring and their music sucks. I have no idea who would buy this book. WHO CARES.
hahahahah cool.
me=Speechless
you shouldn't talk about Dayanara Torres like that she is not a "whore" and she is a real genuine woman who is Puertirican not like marc and Jlo that were born in the US they are both really fake. Dayanara can do anything she wants cuz she isn't the one ruining relationships like Jho.
she's going to be soooo mad!
omg
she has every right to write an autobiography, which would obviously include her ex husband, who by the way she was married to alot longer than Jlo has.
What's wrong with writing a book? Skeletor married her twice, then leaves her for someone more famous. She should get whatever she can.
BRAD PITT, I WANT TO LICK YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people know her here only because she married Marc who married J Lo. she needs to go away
I love it! Probably won't read it, but love it anyway. He is sooo effing nasty!
No more Dancin', NO MORE movies, NO more endorsements… All you have left is CO HOST and "Special Guest Star" on some burnt TV SHIT. Fuck you JLO and FUCK your SLIMJIM GOODBODY FREAKY CREEPY HUSBAND. Once that baby falls out of your exploded junk- you won't be "hot" to ANYONE except retards and day laborers.
I can't believe Perez said something bad about a Latina!! That NEVER happens on here.
I'M WAITING FOR THE PICTURES OF THEIR PRETTY BABIES! I LOVE JLO…IF I READ ANY RACIST SHIT WHEN I SCROLL DOWN…I'M GOING OFF
I for one, would love to hear the dirt she has to dish on Skeletor and J. LOW. It'll probably be the only interesting stuff we'll ever read about those two.
I didn't know he was married before. Kudos to Dayanara Torres or whoever she is for bouncing back from that! That's gotta sting!
We all know who makes the money in this marriage!
What comes around goes around.
lmao lmao ..ogawd!
How many guys do you know of Dayanara being with, now compare that to JLo. Don't get me wrong, but you have no right of insinuating of her sleeping around. She is a woman who got cheated on publicly and was respectful of Marc's decision. Now she can openly talk about it. Either way the book might be of how she overcame the divorce. At least she has been married ONCE and she tried to make it work, compare to divorcing within a matter of months.
For their worthless puppies. Anything that could come from these two is a GUARANTEED FAILURE.
I WILL SUPPORT AND BUY THE BOOK. SHE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT PLAYED BY MARC AND J-LO. SHE NEEDS CLOSURE AND IF WRITING HELPS. I'LL HELP HER BY BUYING IT.
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HEROINE/ CRACKHEAD ADDICT
Honestly, Marc is too good for J.Lo. I doubt she sucks his balls and licks his taint like he deserves. Sad really.
Interesting how Marc and Jennifer have been married for years and nothing from the ex. Now that Jennifer's babies are here, the ex is talking.
Sad, so sad.
Yo tengo entendido que DT firmo un contrato, y recibio bastante dinero por estar de acuerdo con lo que pedia el contrato, de parte de MA, en el cual ella promete no hablar de su vida personal con MA, o de sus hijos, o cualquier cosa relacionada.
No creo que DT sea tan buena persona como parece, pero tonta tal vez
hey PEREZ, where's the full disclosure? Isn't this the same publisher that's publishing your book? nice of you to drum up the hype for the new imprint.
Marc Anthony and JLO included, treated his ex-wife Dayanara like a "dog". They humiliated and degraded her in the worst way, and nobody deserves to be treated like that. They are a prime example of finding happiness through another person's misery, and here they are acting as if they did nothing wrong. The both know full well that Marc literally stomped and spat on his ex-wife leaving her with his babies, and JLO went right along with it. I can't stand the sight of either one of them.
she needs to stop now she signed a contract when she divorced marc where she is not allowed to disclose this information, i hope this is just a rumor. it's true she needs to get over it, how about writing a book stating she played the i'm pregnant card to keep a man that was not in love with her in the first place he has always been in love with jlo his mom even said this. before he was with dayanara he was with jlo she needs to remember that.
FUCK JHO! this is a free country if Dayanara wants to write a book about her life and tell the truth about JHO then good for her.
marc anthony is great.
no ofense perez but you sound very rude to dayanara and mark doesn't deserve either besides him being fugly they say that he is a very jelous guy, i like dayanara better than Jlo cuz the only thing JLo is most famous for is her a**
How dare you Mario?! I loved you until you posted this… I knew it was bound to happen, that I would sooner or later become disalusioned with you. Dayanara is beautiful and has worked very hard to get as far as she has been able to come. If you didn't already know, she signed a legal contract that stated that she can't speak about Marc or Jennifer, whether it be good or bad. Marc and Jen obviously did some really sketchy shit and forced Dayanara to sign so that she couldn't "ruin" their image. I bet her book will be a lot more interesting than yours, you fat ugly pig!
I hope she does it! and i hope jhoe's twins are really some niggas!
also might I add that JLo has been married 3 or 4 times while i think dayanara has only been married once so that makes her less whorish than JLO and i think dayanara has the right to write anything she wants and she should talk crap about mark i mean who wouldn't if he was trying to flirt with Jlo still married
also dayanara looks more natrual than JLO i mean who can assure us that her butt isn't because of plastic surgery and JLO is also the one who should have the chapter Sleeping my way to the top!
LOVE the chapters!! Sounds like a must read.
J Lo is a home wrecker. I am still mad that she ruined someone else's marriage. Oh well, sh*t happens.
I hate Ricans.
I don't know Perez infatuation with J-HO, but then again her fans are only the 10,000 gays that would cut their right arm off just to be that skank for a day.
anyways…..for any anglos out there that do not know who Dayanara is, she is a real women in every sense of the word, with class, dignity; and more importantly talent and beauty.
That been said, in her worst day, J-HO will wich she was her.
Puerto Rican spics are the most vile, vulgar, ignorant, ugly, stupid poor untalented people on earth. They contribute nothing to American society but vice, welfare moms, drugs and crimes. They are the parasite race of all hispanics and no wonder the others want no part of them. Their fat, ugly vile women are all crack head whores with numerous children by numerous crack drug dealers. They have nasty attitudes and ono one can get along with them. No white, black, yellow,red man wants anything to do with these diseased, stretched out vagina sluts dripping with STD's and filth. That's why Ben Affleck dumped that gross sloppy assed Jlo because once you smell a Puerto Rican spic twat, you would rather have no arms, no legs or be dead.
Somebody hang all no talented dumb ass puerto ricans from a banana tree old ugly ass jlo and her heroin addict hubby always belong away from white society….spics are gross
im getting this book..lol
spics are shit!
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