J. Lo's Gonna Be Pissed!

Filed under: Media Minute > Jennifer Lopez > Marc Anthony

The former Mrs. Skeletor, beauty queen alum Dayanara Torres, is reportedly planning to reveal all in a new autobiographical book. And that "all" should include her years married to Marc Anthony and their children.

Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce is supposed to chronicle how Dayanara got over the demise of her short marriage to the current Mr. Jennifer Lopez.

Chapter 1: Birth.
Chapter 2: Growing up and shit.
Chapter 3: Sleeping my way to the top!
Chapter 4: Plastic surgery.
Chapter 5: Faking orgasms.
Chapter 6: J. Lo
Chapter 7: Milking it.

Let's hope Miz Torres has surrounded herself with a good legal team before she stirred this pot!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 7:40 pm / Email this »

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MzLaFleur says – reply to this

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First?
JAMES says – reply to this

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FIRST?!?!?!

THAT'S FUNNY!!
MzLaFLeur says – reply to this

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btw i Love u perez
jamei says – reply to this

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wtf
RoxyGirlPR says – reply to this

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Puerto Rico Rules!
Joy says – reply to this

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wooo-o.
Ross says – reply to this

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first!
m says – reply to this

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lol
lming says – reply to this

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I don't think they had a short marriage, they were married twice.
k.c. says – reply to this

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Who cares??? And they can both do better if you ask me. That man is one fugly guy. Hopefully the kids got all J-Lo's looks ♥
hp says – reply to this

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marc is so ugly
first says – reply to this

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FIRSRT
dayanara searching for the spot light says – reply to this

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ooooooh just wait when marc slaps her with a law suit
Lisa says – reply to this

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1
hp says – reply to this

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marc is so ugly
Solita says – reply to this

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Dayanara oozes beauty and CLASS unlike the disgusting JLo.
r says – reply to this

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r
hp says – reply to this

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eww to marc. hes fuuugglllyyy
guerabasura says – reply to this

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We all know that Perez is not writing his blog anymore…….who ever is, sucks major ass!
June says – reply to this

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How about…bygones? Let it go already.
Kate says – reply to this

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It was kind of messed up that he came out afterwards talking about how long he had been in love with J-Ho, er I mean LO. I would be pissed as well if my ex was out in public talking about how he lusted after another woman while still married with me (and raising children!!!)
Cody Alaniz says – reply to this

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Jlo is just as talentless as she is, but I still love her! Lol
first says – reply to this

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first
daddaeega says – reply to this

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first biatchesssssssss
Salman Tamer says – reply to this

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#2
kristen says – reply to this

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I don't see what the big deal is. She can write whatever she wants.. it's not like she's exploiting him or anything.
heyya says – reply to this

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not first
JLO's PUBLIC TOILET! says – reply to this

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What a fucking CUNT! Marc Anthony is DISGUSTING and JLO IS A DIRTY, BUSTED WHORE– WHO HAS BEEN FUCKED BY EVERY BLACK MAN IN NYC. I'm sure those twins fucking fell out of her flappy box like a basketball hoop. Swish! She is DONE!!! They better hang on to that People cash, because there isn't much more down the road for these REFRIED TWATS. FUCK THEM BOTH.
datesun says – reply to this

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She has every right to write a book, heck JLO is a homewrecker!
Emma says – reply to this

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Who cares? Let the bitch make some money!
Kaylie says – reply to this

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FIRST
JV says – reply to this

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Good for her. I'll buy it. She loved him, and he shit all over her.
Lucy says – reply to this

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When is JLo going to pop 'dem twins out?
Jennifer Lopez says – reply to this

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yeah whatever, j.lo's cuter!
sharon says – reply to this

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Miz torres is 100x better than fugly Jho…oops…I mean JLo
Mizzshell says – reply to this

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Fuck…..how does EVERYONE get bullshit book deals?! WTF??
T-REX says – reply to this

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WHO GIVES A FUCK!
alice says – reply to this

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oh yay! i'm first1 i love perez!
jenny on the block says – reply to this

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Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are so freaking boring and their music sucks. I have no idea who would buy this book. WHO CARES.
valerie says – reply to this

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hahahahah cool.
Starla says – reply to this

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me=Speechless
RoxyGirlPR says – reply to this

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you shouldn't talk about Dayanara Torres like that she is not a "whore" and she is a real genuine woman who is Puertirican not like marc and Jlo that were born in the US they are both really fake. Dayanara can do anything she wants cuz she isn't the one ruining relationships like Jho.
denise says – reply to this

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she's going to be soooo mad!
caramel says – reply to this

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omg
ana says – reply to this

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she has every right to write an autobiography, which would obviously include her ex husband, who by the way she was married to alot longer than Jlo has.
mich says – reply to this

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What's wrong with writing a book? Skeletor married her twice, then leaves her for someone more famous. She should get whatever she can.
ANDY27 says – reply to this

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BRAD PITT, I WANT TO LICK YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lala says – reply to this

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people know her here only because she married Marc who married J Lo. she needs to go away
raven says – reply to this

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I love it! Probably won't read it, but love it anyway. He is sooo effing nasty!
HER CAREER IS OVER!!!! says – reply to this

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No more Dancin', NO MORE movies, NO more endorsements… All you have left is CO HOST and "Special Guest Star" on some burnt TV SHIT. Fuck you JLO and FUCK your SLIMJIM GOODBODY FREAKY CREEPY HUSBAND. Once that baby falls out of your exploded junk- you won't be "hot" to ANYONE except retards and day laborers.
SHOCKED!!! says – reply to this

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I can't believe Perez said something bad about a Latina!! That NEVER happens on here.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I'M WAITING FOR THE PICTURES OF THEIR PRETTY BABIES! I LOVE JLO…IF I READ ANY RACIST SHIT WHEN I SCROLL DOWN…I'M GOING OFF
Go Dayanara!!! says – reply to this

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I for one, would love to hear the dirt she has to dish on Skeletor and J. LOW. It'll probably be the only interesting stuff we'll ever read about those two.
Caitlin says – reply to this

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I didn't know he was married before. Kudos to Dayanara Torres or whoever she is for bouncing back from that! That's gotta sting!
Robert says – reply to this

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We all know who makes the money in this marriage!
mini says – reply to this

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What comes around goes around.
mommax3aubrey says – reply to this

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lmao lmao ..ogawd!
Wyyyyy says – reply to this

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How many guys do you know of Dayanara being with, now compare that to JLo. Don't get me wrong, but you have no right of insinuating of her sleeping around. She is a woman who got cheated on publicly and was respectful of Marc's decision. Now she can openly talk about it. Either way the book might be of how she overcame the divorce. At least she has been married ONCE and she tried to make it work, compare to divorcing within a matter of months.
SEND THEM MATCHING LEAF-BLOWERS says – reply to this

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For their worthless puppies. Anything that could come from these two is a GUARANTEED FAILURE.
YAY Dayonara! says – reply to this

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I WILL SUPPORT AND BUY THE BOOK. SHE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT PLAYED BY MARC AND J-LO. SHE NEEDS CLOSURE AND IF WRITING HELPS. I'LL HELP HER BY BUYING IT.
ILL says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HEROINE/ CRACKHEAD ADDICT
Aimée says – reply to this

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Honestly, Marc is too good for J.Lo. I doubt she sucks his balls and licks his taint like he deserves. Sad really.
Talia says – reply to this

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Interesting how Marc and Jennifer have been married for years and nothing from the ex. Now that Jennifer's babies are here, the ex is talking.

Sad, so sad.
me says – reply to this

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Yo tengo entendido que DT firmo un contrato, y recibio bastante dinero por estar de acuerdo con lo que pedia el contrato, de parte de MA, en el cual ella promete no hablar de su vida personal con MA, o de sus hijos, o cualquier cosa relacionada.
No creo que DT sea tan buena persona como parece, pero tonta tal vez
nappy says – reply to this

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hey PEREZ, where's the full disclosure? Isn't this the same publisher that's publishing your book? nice of you to drum up the hype for the new imprint.
Payback says – reply to this

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Marc Anthony and JLO included, treated his ex-wife Dayanara like a "dog". They humiliated and degraded her in the worst way, and nobody deserves to be treated like that. They are a prime example of finding happiness through another person's misery, and here they are acting as if they did nothing wrong. The both know full well that Marc literally stomped and spat on his ex-wife leaving her with his babies, and JLO went right along with it. I can't stand the sight of either one of them.
pelon1 says – reply to this

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she needs to stop now she signed a contract when she divorced marc where she is not allowed to disclose this information, i hope this is just a rumor. it's true she needs to get over it, how about writing a book stating she played the i'm pregnant card to keep a man that was not in love with her in the first place he has always been in love with jlo his mom even said this. before he was with dayanara he was with jlo she needs to remember that.
lala says – reply to this

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FUCK JHO! this is a free country if Dayanara wants to write a book about her life and tell the truth about JHO then good for her.
christina says – reply to this

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marc anthony is great.
day says – reply to this

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no ofense perez but you sound very rude to dayanara and mark doesn't deserve either besides him being fugly they say that he is a very jelous guy, i like dayanara better than Jlo cuz the only thing JLo is most famous for is her a**
Gaby says – reply to this

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How dare you Mario?! I loved you until you posted this… I knew it was bound to happen, that I would sooner or later become disalusioned with you. Dayanara is beautiful and has worked very hard to get as far as she has been able to come. If you didn't already know, she signed a legal contract that stated that she can't speak about Marc or Jennifer, whether it be good or bad. Marc and Jen obviously did some really sketchy shit and forced Dayanara to sign so that she couldn't "ruin" their image. I bet her book will be a lot more interesting than yours, you fat ugly pig!
fuck skeltor n jho says – reply to this

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I hope she does it! and i hope jhoe's twins are really some niggas!
day says – reply to this

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also might I add that JLo has been married 3 or 4 times while i think dayanara has only been married once so that makes her less whorish than JLO and i think dayanara has the right to write anything she wants and she should talk crap about mark i mean who wouldn't if he was trying to flirt with Jlo still married
day says – reply to this

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also dayanara looks more natrual than JLO i mean who can assure us that her butt isn't because of plastic surgery and JLO is also the one who should have the chapter Sleeping my way to the top!
Patricia S says – reply to this

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LOVE the chapters!! Sounds like a must read.
WhoaPEREZ!!! says – reply to this

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J Lo is a home wrecker. I am still mad that she ruined someone else's marriage. Oh well, sh*t happens.
Fucking Ricans says – reply to this

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I hate Ricans.
Annabell says – reply to this

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I don't know Perez infatuation with J-HO, but then again her fans are only the 10,000 gays that would cut their right arm off just to be that skank for a day.

anyways…..for any anglos out there that do not know who Dayanara is, she is a real women in every sense of the word, with class, dignity; and more importantly talent and beauty.

That been said, in her worst day, J-HO will wich she was her.
I'd Rather Have No Arms Or Legs Than To be A Spic! says – reply to this

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Puerto Rican spics are the most vile, vulgar, ignorant, ugly, stupid poor untalented people on earth. They contribute nothing to American society but vice, welfare moms, drugs and crimes. They are the parasite race of all hispanics and no wonder the others want no part of them. Their fat, ugly vile women are all crack head whores with numerous children by numerous crack drug dealers. They have nasty attitudes and ono one can get along with them. No white, black, yellow,red man wants anything to do with these diseased, stretched out vagina sluts dripping with STD's and filth. That's why Ben Affleck dumped that gross sloppy assed Jlo because once you smell a Puerto Rican spic twat, you would rather have no arms, no legs or be dead.
KKK says – reply to this

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Somebody hang all no talented dumb ass puerto ricans from a banana tree old ugly ass jlo and her heroin addict hubby always belong away from white society….spics are gross
nancybrookey says – reply to this

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im getting this book..lol
Spics are shit! says – reply to this

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spics are shit!
spics are shit!
spics are shit!
spics are shit!
spics are shit!
spics are shit!
spics are shit!
LU says – reply to this

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This is DUMB! Why does somebody unknown wanna write a book about their life?
It's just an exuse to gossip!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Dayonara can write whatever she wants. J-Ho cannot control everyone. I'm sure that Dayonara didn't sign any confidentiality agreement or anything like that, since she isn't an EMPLOYEE or EX-HUSBAND of Lopez. Please.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Re: #79 - You're ignorant. Go spew your filth somewhere else.
Brown Is Beautiful says – reply to this

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I am so tired of you racists fucks with their comments about Puerto Ricans. Brown is Beautiful and you pasty white gringo sluts wish you were brown. You think Puerto Ricans want to be WHITE??? WTF!!! who wants to have that pale, botchy patchy ass pig skin. You all are the ones lying in the sun trying to get darker and getting skin cancer. Ha, Ha, we don't have to do that. As far as your women, they are all skinny beanpoles who starve themselves too death and could never be a big beautiful curvy Puerto Rican! Who wants a bag of bones? You think Paris Hilton Angelina Jolie, jennifer Anniston and the other ugly bony white women bitches like that are beautiful. They don't have know asses or lips and have to get surgery. Puerto Rican women already have that. Our Brown men don't want to be hitting a pile of bones from behind. That shit hurts. They need some cushion for the pushin because they put in overtime in the bedroom. White men fuck like rabbits and stink like wet dogs.
Perezizahater says – reply to this

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LMAO WOW WHO CARES? TORRES iiS A DUMB SKANK iif she REALLLY thiinks thats gunna sell. dumbass
Perezizahater says – reply to this

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LMAO WOW WHO CARES? TORRES iiS A DUMB SKANK iif she REALLLY thiinks thats gunna sell. dumbass
viva says – reply to this

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Mira Perez,
yo te quiero pero no jodas con Dayanara. Lo mas seguro no va a hablar mierda de skeletor ni jlo porque hubo una clausula en su divorcio que no puede hacer eso sin tener multas. Y en PR la quieren con cojones
Brown Is Beautiful says – reply to this

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YOU WHITE GRINGOS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE WALKING THE EARTH. READING THRU COMMENTS ON THIS SITE MAKES ME SICK…..NOW I KNOW WHY ALL OF YOU RACIST PALE FACE GHOSTS DID NOT VOTE FOR BILL RICHARDSON JUST BECAUSE HE IS A PUERTO RICAN. YOU PEOPLE ARE THE ONES DIVIDED THIS COUNTRI…WHY IS IT EVERYTIME I READ COMMENTS CONCERNING A PUERTO RICAN THERE IS NEGATIVITY EVERYWHERE……THIS IS WHY THIS COUNTRI IS DIVIDED…YOU GUYS CANNOT STAND TO SEE A PUERTO RICAN DOING GOOD.(EX JLO MARK aNTHONY) AND MOST IMPOTANTLY YOU HATE TO SEE A PUERTO RICAN MARRY A WHITE PERSON THAT'S WHY YOU CHERRED WHEN BEN AFFLECK DUMPED JLO. A PUERTO RICAN COULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT PRESIDENT…YOU GUYS LIKE TO POINT FINGERS AT EVERYONE EXCEPT YOURSELF GET OVET IT… YOU WILL NO LONGER CONTROL THIS COUNTRI….PUERTO RICANS ARE HERE TO STAY AND THAT THAT BITCHES…..TO ALL WHITE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT RACIST AND ACCEPTS THAT THIS IS AMERICA,"THE LAND OF THE FREE" AND THAT WE WILL ANNEX IT TO PUERTO RICO NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I APOLOGIZE IF THIS FACT GETS TO YOU BUT DEAL WITH IT.
Fuck all white gringo rednecks says – reply to this

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white people get off your high horses you are fucking this country up you are to blame for the outcome of this country, and for all the ones that say "well if you don't like it go back to Puerto Rico" ha ha, bitch I have neva been to Puerto Rico so how can I go back to some where I never been. and to top it off your ancestors stole america from my ancestors and made them peasants and poor in their own land. You white gringos are the illegal aliens not us. you guys have so much venom in your blood and this is not even your country. you guys did not find this country how can you discover land if people were already on the land. thieves, you guys steal and lie your way thru life, may be someone needs to be ship your pale gringo asses back to egland. Viva Puerto Rico
Gypsytrill says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, esta boricua was Miss Universe when Skeletor clubbed her in the head and tricked her into marrying his adulterous ass twice. She wasn't a nobody!!!
vero says – reply to this

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Dayanara is gorgeous! I thought it was J. Ho who fucked her way to the top. Yuk! Her music sucks!
WHO CARES ABOUT JHO?! says – reply to this

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She messed up their marriage! So if Dayanarra wants to tell all then go ahead girlfriend! Fuck that bitch, JHo!
Patriot says – reply to this

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Re: Fuck All Redneck Gringos : You wanna bitch about racism some more? You say White people illegally stole this country from you, when you never had it in the first place! Bitch about the Conquistadors who raped your ancestors, butchered your people and turned you into poverty-stricken peasants! Get over it! How many hundreds of years was that? It is people like you that want to punish modern day society for the things that we had nothing to do with.Is it happening today? No, so grow up and stop selling drugs, having baby after baby, committing crimes instead of hating us for the shit that no one can fucking change.
lili says – reply to this

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Perez, I love, love, love JLo, but let's face it, she's a homewrecker (just like Bratalinga, whom I can't stand). Miss Torres should be able to write about her life if she chooses, and JLo's breaking up her marriage (along with the willing participation of Skeletor) is part of her life. Skeletor definitely used Dayanara for his own PR purposes when they were married as well, so why can't she tell her side of the story?
Proud Gringo says – reply to this

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Fuck Redneck Gringos, well fuck your brown dumb ass too! get out of our country because we don't want shitty Puerto Rico to be the 51st state.
LOL says – reply to this

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This man is such an ugly bag of bones he makes my skin crawl.
Brooke says – reply to this

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Faking orgasms oh baby that's a relationship killer for sure.
xuszerep says – reply to this

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I'm sooooooooooooo readin' Dayanara's book!