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First, the gay porn twin robbers.

Now….

The showroom of famed Italian jewelry makers Giorgio and Silvia Damiani was robbed in an elaborate heist on Sunday.

It is estimated that the thieves took off with about $20-30 million in jewels!!!!!!

The robbers got into the showroom by digging an underground tunnel from the building next door, which took months to dig up.

Neighbors nearby had reported hearing noises, usually late at night or some times in the early morning. Dressed up and pretending to be policemen who wanted to examine the reports of noise, the burglars got into the showroom unarmed and proceeded to tie up staff members and rob the store.

They're getting so creative, these crooks!

The store owenrs, which were in Los Angeles this past weekend, said "the value of the jewels stolen … has not been yet quantified precisely but is totally covered by the insurance policies stipulated by Damiani Spa with the primary insurance Groups Allianz and Lloyd's of London."

Think we should check Ebay to find out if any cheap Damiani jewels are up for sale???

How the heck would they really be able to sell off those pieces????

[Image via WENN.]

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    83 comments to “Jacking Shit Is The New Black”

    1. BEBE says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. britni says – reply to this


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      first?

    3. Hanna says – reply to this


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      NOT 1st………………

    4. fdf says – reply to this


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      hi

    5. wtf says – reply to this


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      this was on national news this morning… little slow

    6. Ali O says – reply to this


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      Wow.

    7. Rocky says – reply to this


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      Wow..that is sooo nuts!

    8. Sweden says – reply to this


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      1st!

      On the blackmarket.

    9. ismail says – reply to this


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      jockers

    10. Marquita says – reply to this


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      1st??

    11. adslf;kj says – reply to this


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      firrrst

    12. Nikki says – reply to this


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      Quick… somebody write a screenplay. What a great movie idea!

    13. sdc says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    14. jen says – reply to this


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      1st!

    15. missliss says – reply to this


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      first!

    16. jollyex says – reply to this


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      Man, that is SO cool! Not that it's cool to be a friggin' theif, but the way they did it is true Hollywood style! You know there's going to be a movie…..

    17. lauren says – reply to this


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      FIRST! sucks for them!

    18. Lauren says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    19. yr mama says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    20. m says – reply to this


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      And this is important why?????

    21. BL says – reply to this


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      first!

    22. AshBone says – reply to this


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      they would profit immensely off those jewels…. undergroud shit perez. its not like theyre gonna list it on fucking eBay. idiot.

    23. norman says – reply to this


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      Woow, If they would use that brain for something good, they'll be amazing people!

    24. Nancy says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!

    25. Nancy says – reply to this


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      FIRST FIRST FIRST

    26. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this


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      am i first? prob not lol

    27. fan says – reply to this


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      there would be no way!

    28. becca says – reply to this


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      1st!

    29. Brit Brit says – reply to this


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      Thats some crazy shitttt
      first?

    30. Johnny first says – reply to this


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      Haha those clever crooks. Valleywag.com

    31. andy says – reply to this


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      first! yay. and i would love to be those robbers.

    32. albatross says – reply to this


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      Could always be an insider job.

    33. Obama the Anti-Christ says – reply to this


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      Wish I could've been there!

    34. natalie says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!?

    35. attention to detail says – reply to this


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      Perez have you got a new office junior??? spelling on your recent articles are shocking, please pay attention!!

    36. Natalie says – reply to this


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      What the F it said no comments then I ended up at 35 saying first and being a tard!

    37. mid east says – reply to this


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      they will sell them to some rich oil guy in the mideast who could give a rats ass…

    38. Alex :0 says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    39. Lynn says – reply to this


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      i would say just pop out the stones and sell them…

    40. San Francisco says – reply to this


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      How do you sell stolen jewelry? Obviously not on ebay, but it is easy: If you're a jeweler, you simply re-mount the gems you've stolen and sell them either on the black market or to naive wholesalers. Now don't get any ideas…End of subject…

    41. Kavy says – reply to this


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      Robbing has become the new oral sex!!
      it pisses me of how people can't just work for their stuff!! stop robbing wealth successful people

    42. navneet says – reply to this


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      omg how sad

    43. eM says – reply to this


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      Thirty-sixth? YEAAA! xD

    44. San Francisco says – reply to this


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      Re: San Francisco – PS~ Sell them OUT of the country they were stolen from in the first place… Or hold on to them a long time! At the price of gold AND silver these days, it's not a bad idea!

    45. ackoolness says – reply to this


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      you dont sell them you idiot…your gay…you know. you make jewelry for yourself or save some money for yourself and give your wifa a better wedding ring. you dont sell…you give. you gay robinhood.

    46. chemtrails says – reply to this


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      http://educate-yourself.org/ct/
      LOOK UP PEOPLE - TAKE A STAND
      ARE YOU SICK RIGHT NOW - CAN'T BREATHE - WHEEZING??? THIS IS WHY
      LOOK INTO THE SKY AND ASK WHY??? WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO DROP CHEMICALS ON US???

    47. pumpkin says – reply to this


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      They have already got those pieces dismantled, the stones out and the metal melted down. They'll be sold on the black market, under the table, to some big time Jewish jewel broker who will create new pieces and sell them to the public.

    48. sanazk says – reply to this


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      They don't have to SELL the pieces as is -
      they can MELT the GOLD, take out the STONES
      which cost the MOST — and resell just like that.
      Something very similar happened to my father's
      jewelry business some 25 years ago, but they took
      $10 MILLION DOLLARS worth of goods from us,
      back then which would be close to $200 Million for
      2day's equivalent — so for DAMIANI 20-30 MIL
      is not THAT big of a loss.

    49. Lexie says – reply to this


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      It isn't referred to as the black market for nothing.

    50. emily says – reply to this


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      ok, wait. did they get in through a tunnel, or did they get in by dressing up at cops? and what were the "noises" people were hearing? this reporting is poor and makes no sense. stop trying to summarize news and just put a link, i like that much better.

    51. Hyde says – reply to this


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      They won't sell the pieces themselves. They'll remove the stones and melt down the gold, which is at an insanely high price of around $959 per ounce and climbing.

    52. Marilyn Ann says – reply to this


      52

      Chopshop and resale…

    53. ghostin007@gmail.com says – reply to this


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      it wuz probably a couple black dudes.

      or

      asians… they stink.

    54. ghostin007@gmail.com says – reply to this


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      Re: Lexie –
      true dat!

    55. iloveperez says – reply to this


      55

      you spelled owners wrong!

    56. jenn n juice says – reply to this


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      it;s been done before, guess no one saw the movie inside manm though it was da same exact situation oh meng life does imitate art.

    57. Monica says – reply to this


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      Just a heads up - It's not Damiani Spa. It's Damiani S.p.A., the Italian equivalent of "Inc." Just means it's a publicly traded company. Now if there was a Damiani Spa, that would be fierce…

    58. guerabasura says – reply to this


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      Perez is not writing his blog anymore….it is so obvious.

    59. jaqy says – reply to this


      59

      the black market!! don't u watch tv?

    60. HowyStern says – reply to this


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      If they were smart enough to steal the jewels, im sure they are smart enough to know how to sell them.

    61. maryann says – reply to this


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      They prob did it (hired perps to do it) so they get the insurance money and can keep the jewels - total movie in the making!

    62. Woody Allen says – reply to this


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      Before I was having sex with my very own child, I wrote and directed a movie with the exact same premise called Small Time Crooks. Ch-ch-check it out!

    63. Fat Mary says – reply to this


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      they wont sell the pieces they will take the jewels out and melt down the metals…sell things separately…….wont get as much money as items originally worth but will still make a pretty penny……ot a few mil

    64. monkey says – reply to this


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      Re: Natalie –
      That's what you get for doing that first shit you dumbass bitch!

    65. AZgaybe says – reply to this


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      hum, i think they know where to dump the stuff. Its not like museums havent been stealing antiquities for centuries

    66. Wick says – reply to this


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      Wow, I thought this type of stuff only happened in movies… Whats next sophisticated art thieves?

    67. katy says – reply to this


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      black market, silly!

    68. nn says – reply to this


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      Re: Natalie –

      that made me lol.
      dont fall in with the "first" crowd.
      its a bad crowd.

    69. iliketurtles says – reply to this


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      That is a movie with bruce willis and samuel jackson.

    70. heidi says – reply to this


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      sixty-ninth!!!hahahahahha~

    71. Who do says – reply to this


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      They should find out who has been reading Sherlock Holmes stories. This is a direct steal.

    72. Claira says – reply to this


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      OMG you are all idiots. The first thing that comes to your mind about this is a movie. You should think fuck those will be put on the black market as blood diamonds, to pay for terrorism around the world. Damn you people are stupid.

    73. crooke says – reply to this


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      Much like the blogs of drunken celebrities with grammatical errors, spelling errors and just plain idiocracy in their ramblings, this entry shows either an impaired writer or an inadequate education…………… hummmm. which is it? Practice what you preach. It does come back to bite you in the butt….. when you make fun of others for their mistakes and yet you do the same. The errors would have been easily edited, if in fact, they were edited………. Just keep it real, Perez.

    74. crooke says – reply to this


      74

      Much like the blogs of drunken celebrities with grammatical errors, spelling errors and just plain idiocracy in their ramblings, this entry shows either an impaired writer or an inadequate education…………… hummmm. which is it? Practice what you preach. It does come back to bite you in the butt….. when you make fun of others for their mistakes and yet you do the same. The errors would have been easily edited, if in fact, they were edited………. Just keep it real, Perez.

    75. sam says – reply to this


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      you idiot fuck people will buy them not everything revolves around your internet world

    76. casey says – reply to this


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      it's called the black market o_O

    77. Matza Ball says – reply to this


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      Re: pumpkin – Why's he gotta be Jewish? Oye Vey.

    78. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


      78

      Miss. Piggy did not do it !

    79. nat says – reply to this


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      the one on the right kinda looks like gweneth paltrow (or however you spell it) hahah

    80. holycow says – reply to this


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      someone has seen short circuit 2 a few too many times.

    81. jnnfrjns says – reply to this


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      this was a movie with Clive Owen and they did the same thing. went in from a vacant building next store…dug thru. I think the thieves saw the movie…dumb asses!

    82. PB says – reply to this


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      Wow, I guess these robbers were watching prison break season 1 for their ideas!

    83. amy says – reply to this


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      People are getting more creative with how they steal things now, I believe, thanks to movies and TV shows. Movies like Oceans 11,12,13, or the Italian Job show several examples- shows such as CSI- they just get people thinking.