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Jacking Shit Is The New Black

2/27/2008 3:40 PM ET | Filed under: Etc.

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First, the gay porn twin robbers.

Now….

The showroom of famed Italian jewelry makers Giorgio and Silvia Damiani was robbed in an elaborate heist on Sunday.

It is estimated that the thieves took off with about $20-30 million in jewels!!!!!!

The robbers got into the showroom by digging an underground tunnel from the building next door, which took months to dig up.

Neighbors nearby had reported hearing noises, usually late at night or some times in the early morning. Dressed up and pretending to be policemen who wanted to examine the reports of noise, the burglars got into the showroom unarmed and proceeded to tie up staff members and rob the store.

They're getting so creative, these crooks!

The store owenrs, which were in Los Angeles this past weekend, said "the value of the jewels stolen … has not been yet quantified precisely but is totally covered by the insurance policies stipulated by Damiani Spa with the primary insurance Groups Allianz and Lloyd's of London."

Think we should check Ebay to find out if any cheap Damiani jewels are up for sale???

How the heck would they really be able to sell off those pieces????

[Image via WENN.]
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83 comments to “Jacking Shit Is The New Black”

  1. BEBE says – reply to this


    1

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. britni says – reply to this


    2

    first?

  3. Hanna says – reply to this


    3

    NOT 1st………………

  4. fdf says – reply to this


    4

    hi

  5. wtf says – reply to this


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    this was on national news this morning… little slow

  6. Ali O says – reply to this


    6

    Wow.

  7. Rocky says – reply to this


    7

    Wow..that is sooo nuts!

  8. Sweden says – reply to this


    8

    1st!

    On the blackmarket.

  9. ismail says – reply to this


    9

    jockers

  10. Marquita says – reply to this


    10

    1st??

  11. adslf;kj says – reply to this


    11

    firrrst

  12. Nikki says – reply to this


    12

    Quick… somebody write a screenplay. What a great movie idea!

  13. sdc says – reply to this


    13

    first!!!

  14. jen says – reply to this


    14

    1st!

  15. missliss says – reply to this


    15

    first!

  16. jollyex says – reply to this


    16

    Man, that is SO cool! Not that it's cool to be a friggin' theif, but the way they did it is true Hollywood style! You know there's going to be a movie…..

  17. lauren says – reply to this


    17

    FIRST! sucks for them!

  18. Lauren says – reply to this


    18

    FIRST!

  19. yr mama says – reply to this


    19

    FIRST!

  20. m says – reply to this


    20

    And this is important why?????

  21. BL says – reply to this


    21

    first!

  22. AshBone says – reply to this


    22

    they would profit immensely off those jewels…. undergroud shit perez. its not like theyre gonna list it on fucking eBay. idiot.

  23. norman says – reply to this


    23

    Woow, If they would use that brain for something good, they'll be amazing people!

  24. Nancy says – reply to this


    24

    FIRST!!!

  25. Nancy says – reply to this


    25

    FIRST FIRST FIRST

  26. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this


    26

    am i first? prob not lol

  27. fan says – reply to this


    27

    there would be no way!

  28. becca says – reply to this


    28

    1st!

  29. Brit Brit says – reply to this


    29

    Thats some crazy shitttt
    first?

  30. Johnny first says – reply to this


    30

    Haha those clever crooks. Valleywag.com

  31. andy says – reply to this


    31

    first! yay. and i would love to be those robbers.

  32. albatross says – reply to this


    32

    Could always be an insider job.

  33. Obama the Anti-Christ says – reply to this


    33

    Wish I could've been there!

  34. natalie says – reply to this


    34

    FIRST!!!?

  35. attention to detail says – reply to this


    35

    Perez have you got a new office junior??? spelling on your recent articles are shocking, please pay attention!!

  36. Natalie says – reply to this


    36

    What the F it said no comments then I ended up at 35 saying first and being a tard!

  37. mid east says – reply to this


    37

    they will sell them to some rich oil guy in the mideast who could give a rats ass…

  38. Alex :0 says – reply to this


    38

    FIRST

  39. Lynn says – reply to this


    39

    i would say just pop out the stones and sell them…

  40. San Francisco says – reply to this


    40

    How do you sell stolen jewelry? Obviously not on ebay, but it is easy: If you're a jeweler, you simply re-mount the gems you've stolen and sell them either on the black market or to naive wholesalers. Now don't get any ideas…End of subject…

  41. Kavy says – reply to this


    41

    Robbing has become the new oral sex!!
    it pisses me of how people can't just work for their stuff!! stop robbing wealth successful people

  42. navneet says – reply to this


    42

    omg how sad

  43. eM says – reply to this


    43

    Thirty-sixth? YEAAA! xD

  44. San Francisco says – reply to this


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    Re: San Francisco – PS~ Sell them OUT of the country they were stolen from in the first place… Or hold on to them a long time! At the price of gold AND silver these days, it's not a bad idea!

  45. ackoolness says – reply to this


    45

    you dont sell them you idiot…your gay…you know. you make jewelry for yourself or save some money for yourself and give your wifa a better wedding ring. you dont sell…you give. you gay robinhood.

  46. chemtrails says – reply to this


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    http://educate-yourself.org/ct/
    LOOK UP PEOPLE - TAKE A STAND
    ARE YOU SICK RIGHT NOW - CAN'T BREATHE - WHEEZING??? THIS IS WHY
    LOOK INTO THE SKY AND ASK WHY??? WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO DROP CHEMICALS ON US???

  47. pumpkin says – reply to this


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    They have already got those pieces dismantled, the stones out and the metal melted down. They'll be sold on the black market, under the table, to some big time Jewish jewel broker who will create new pieces and sell them to the public.

  48. sanazk says – reply to this


    48

    They don't have to SELL the pieces as is -
    they can MELT the GOLD, take out the STONES
    which cost the MOST — and resell just like that.
    Something very similar happened to my father's
    jewelry business some 25 years ago, but they took
    $10 MILLION DOLLARS worth of goods from us,
    back then which would be close to $200 Million for
    2day's equivalent — so for DAMIANI 20-30 MIL
    is not THAT big of a loss.

  49. Lexie says – reply to this


    49

    It isn't referred to as the black market for nothing.

  50. emily says – reply to this


    50

    ok, wait. did they get in through a tunnel, or did they get in by dressing up at cops? and what were the "noises" people were hearing? this reporting is poor and makes no sense. stop trying to summarize news and just put a link, i like that much better.

  51. Hyde says – reply to this


    51

    They won't sell the pieces themselves. They'll remove the stones and melt down the gold, which is at an insanely high price of around $959 per ounce and climbing.

  52. Marilyn Ann says – reply to this


    52

    Chopshop and resale…

  53. ghostin007@gmail.com says – reply to this


    53

    it wuz probably a couple black dudes.

    or

    asians… they stink.

  54. ghostin007@gmail.com says – reply to this


    54

    Re: Lexie –
    true dat!

  55. iloveperez says – reply to this


    55

    you spelled owners wrong!

  56. jenn n juice says – reply to this


    56

    it;s been done before, guess no one saw the movie inside manm though it was da same exact situation oh meng life does imitate art.

  57. Monica says – reply to this


    57

    Just a heads up - It's not Damiani Spa. It's Damiani S.p.A., the Italian equivalent of "Inc." Just means it's a publicly traded company. Now if there was a Damiani Spa, that would be fierce…

  58. guerabasura says – reply to this


    58

    Perez is not writing his blog anymore….it is so obvious.

  59. jaqy says – reply to this


    59

    the black market!! don't u watch tv?

  60. HowyStern says – reply to this


    60

    If they were smart enough to steal the jewels, im sure they are smart enough to know how to sell them.

  61. maryann says – reply to this


    61

    They prob did it (hired perps to do it) so they get the insurance money and can keep the jewels - total movie in the making!

  62. Woody Allen says – reply to this


    62

    Before I was having sex with my very own child, I wrote and directed a movie with the exact same premise called Small Time Crooks. Ch-ch-check it out!

  63. Fat Mary says – reply to this


    63

    they wont sell the pieces they will take the jewels out and melt down the metals…sell things separately…….wont get as much money as items originally worth but will still make a pretty penny……ot a few mil

  64. monkey says – reply to this


    64

    Re: Natalie –
    That's what you get for doing that first shit you dumbass bitch!

  65. AZgaybe says – reply to this


    65

    hum, i think they know where to dump the stuff. Its not like museums havent been stealing antiquities for centuries

  66. Wick says – reply to this


    66

    Wow, I thought this type of stuff only happened in movies… Whats next sophisticated art thieves?

  67. katy says – reply to this


    67

    black market, silly!

  68. nn says – reply to this


    68

    Re: Natalie –

    that made me lol.
    dont fall in with the "first" crowd.
    its a bad crowd.

  69. iliketurtles says – reply to this


    69

    That is a movie with bruce willis and samuel jackson.

  70. heidi says – reply to this


    70

    sixty-ninth!!!hahahahahha~

  71. Who do says – reply to this


    71

    They should find out who has been reading Sherlock Holmes stories. This is a direct steal.

  72. Claira says – reply to this


    72

    OMG you are all idiots. The first thing that comes to your mind about this is a movie. You should think fuck those will be put on the black market as blood diamonds, to pay for terrorism around the world. Damn you people are stupid.

  73. crooke says – reply to this


    73

    Much like the blogs of drunken celebrities with grammatical errors, spelling errors and just plain idiocracy in their ramblings, this entry shows either an impaired writer or an inadequate education…………… hummmm. which is it? Practice what you preach. It does come back to bite you in the butt….. when you make fun of others for their mistakes and yet you do the same. The errors would have been easily edited, if in fact, they were edited………. Just keep it real, Perez.

  74. crooke says – reply to this


    74

    Much like the blogs of drunken celebrities with grammatical errors, spelling errors and just plain idiocracy in their ramblings, this entry shows either an impaired writer or an inadequate education…………… hummmm. which is it? Practice what you preach. It does come back to bite you in the butt….. when you make fun of others for their mistakes and yet you do the same. The errors would have been easily edited, if in fact, they were edited………. Just keep it real, Perez.

  75. sam says – reply to this


    75

    you idiot fuck people will buy them not everything revolves around your internet world

  76. casey says – reply to this


    76

    it's called the black market o_O

  77. Matza Ball says – reply to this


    77

    Re: pumpkin – Why's he gotta be Jewish? Oye Vey.

  78. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


    78

    Miss. Piggy did not do it !

  79. nat says – reply to this


    79

    the one on the right kinda looks like gweneth paltrow (or however you spell it) hahah

  80. holycow says – reply to this


    80

    someone has seen short circuit 2 a few too many times.

  81. jnnfrjns says – reply to this


    81

    this was a movie with Clive Owen and they did the same thing. went in from a vacant building next store…dug thru. I think the thieves saw the movie…dumb asses!

  82. PB says – reply to this


    82

    Wow, I guess these robbers were watching prison break season 1 for their ideas!

  83. amy says – reply to this


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    People are getting more creative with how they steal things now, I believe, thanks to movies and TV shows. Movies like Oceans 11,12,13, or the Italian Job show several examples- shows such as CSI- they just get people thinking.