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A first hand account claims that Sienna Sluttyiena Miller and her dirty boy toy, Rhys Ifans, gave their fellow Los Angeles to London via Virgin Atlantic Air passengers in Upper Class quite the show this Monday.

Cheesy porn music in the background.

It was post-Oscars and the plane was stacked with English media, so you'd think that Slutty would be on her "better" behavior. However, for Sluttyiena, seems like the slut force is just hard to keep down!

There was lots of hairstroking, petting and nibbling to a 'soundtrack' of slurping and squelching, according to spywitnesses.

Ewwwwwww.

Things supposedly reached an eye-popping climax at 37,000 feet with Rhys whipping off his top and jumping half-naked into giggling Slutty's fold-out single bed. Gross.

Mental note…change flight if Slutty and Rhys sched to be on it.

[Image by Justin Campbell via BuzzFoto.]

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68 comments to “Living Up to Her Name!”

  1. ed says – reply to this


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    first!

  2. Carmen says – reply to this


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    Her BF is beyond fug.

  3. sarah says – reply to this


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    nuts

  4. ash says – reply to this


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    1st

  5. Ash Hole says – reply to this


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    probably not first.

  6. tash. says – reply to this


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    o;

  7. hollie. says – reply to this


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    WHOREBAG.

  8. sal says – reply to this


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    hawt.

  9. DANNI says – reply to this


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    she is so not a slut shes gorgeous!!! no one one perfect dude! bye the way i think im FIRST!!! danni, scotland! UK

  10. tash. says – reply to this


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    like 10th?

  11. lizrez says – reply to this


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    YUCK

  12. Tori ♥ says – reply to this


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    first!

  13. ADRI says – reply to this


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    YUCK

  14. Boston says – reply to this


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    Who cares?

  15. misskylie says – reply to this


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    FIRST :-)

  16. .... says – reply to this


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    SICK!

  17. lol says – reply to this


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    lol

  18. traveling says – reply to this


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    GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Let's have peace says – reply to this


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    Make sure you vote for Barack Hussein Obama, he'll talk to everyone and make everyone place nice! He promises!

  20. sghfdsa says – reply to this


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    1

  21. dodo says – reply to this


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    1st

  22. mimi2 says – reply to this


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    Perez, hug me tighter than your fav-our-it jeans.;)

  23. Sareigh says – reply to this


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    fuck. siennna is talented
    your all dumb
    perez is disgusting and makes cruelty seem funny
    fucking perez.
    why arent you dead?

  24. justice says – reply to this


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    I want to know why she is called slut?? Is her boyfriend, she is single, young, and If I go in first class with my husband, for such a long flight, I would do the same.
    I think Perez had a bad experience with her or something, otherwise I don't understand such hatred…

  25. wtf says – reply to this


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    its funny how bad reputations stay with you no matter where u go

    UP UP UP and AWAY

  26. yer says – reply to this


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    Jesus, the way you go on about her, you'd think she'd killed a baby or something.

  27. Obama, the anti-Christ?????? says – reply to this


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    She's exactly that - slutty. Hey Perez… do you have the balls to post what people are rumored to be freaking out about: That Barack Obama could be the anti-Christ? I laughed at first, but if you do the math, look at his past, he could totally be one of the anti-Christs. There was Nero, Hitler, now Obama?
    What's the buzz?

  28. 4jlmm says – reply to this


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    Perez and his readers,

    Chill out on Rhys! He's a charming and talented actor. Check out "The Shipping News" or "Danny Deck Chair". He's the kind of guy you'd like to have a pint with. I think he and Sienna are just having a fun romance together. As if you wouldn't want to do some "dirty slurping and squelching" with Zac E-something or some other young hot closet gay.

  29. Shaniquah says – reply to this


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    Re: Obama, the anti-Christ?????? – I've read this and saw a clip on TV. Thing is, Nostradamus also made predictions, which "fit" Obama's bill, however, many of Nostradamus' predictions have NOT come to fruition. So, I wouldn't come to any false conclusions. It's interesting to look at. My fear is that because he's black, he may be assassinated.

  30. sare says – reply to this


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    ohhhemmmgeee.
    i swear i say that man at walmart!
    haha.
    he had the british accent and everything.
    he was even talking to himself.
    nut.

  31. lcj says – reply to this


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    Sorry to say but i loved her in Factory girl

  32. Me says – reply to this


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    Perez, you've been to London a few times. Just reading your blog makes you look like you have an obsession with the UK. But why do you not understand the system by now? BRITISH Media! The UK is not just England. Rhys Ifans is Welsh. Annie Lennox is Scottish. But you put them both under Anglophilia!

    Grr!

  33. Jillian says – reply to this


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    Gosh! Everyone knows you have sex in the WC on the plane especially if you're noisy. :)

  34. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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    She is like a young Sadie Frost , famous for absolutely nothing and will fuck anyone so long as they are famous , useless cunt

  35. Irina2711 says – reply to this


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    Sienna's pretty smart - at least in interviews, and btw why slutty? She does not change boyfriends every other day, but even if that were the case, it's still completely misogynous to label her a 'slut', just because she might happen to enjoy sex.

  36. justsayin says – reply to this


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    okay so sienna is 26, doesn't have a sextape, is only rumored to be a slut, and is being gross with her boyfriend on a plane, and shes "sluttyiena". yet paris is 27, has had sextapes, dates other people's boyfriends/husbands and shows her crotch/tits and she's still "paris" to you. oh perez. i think you're playing favorites with your nicknames.

  37. chemtrails says – reply to this


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    http://educate-yourself.org/ct/
    LOOK UP PEOPLE - TAKE A STAND
    ARE YOU SICK RIGHT NOW - CAN'T BREATHE - WHEEZING??? THIS IS WHY
    LOOK INTO THE SKY AND ASK WHY??? WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO DROP CHEMICALS ON US???
    LOOK UP NOW

  38. Mark says – reply to this


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    I just saw her in a movie for the first time - "Stardust" - and she isn't even that pretty.

  39. footballisus says – reply to this


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    what the fuck is wrong with that shit I would of fucked her at 37000 feet on those first class seats maybe put some curtains up that would be better then trying to fuck her in them damn cramped up toilets

  40. Save the Pandas says – reply to this


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    Ewwwww Perez, how can you call Rhys a boy toy? He's in his late 30's and really ugly!Are only bitching about the couple's "romantic " escapades out of gelousy! You probably wish that Rhys would jump half-naked into your bed :)

  41. Tonya says – reply to this


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    Why do you insist on calling her slutty? She hasn't been with that many guys, and when she is it's a long-term relationship. How is having sex, kissing, or touching your man slutty?

  42. Nikki says – reply to this


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    So she wants to get her nut off. What's wrong with that? They were being wild and crazy. Don't act like none of you wouldn't want to do that with your girlfriend or boyfriend lol.

  43. suze says – reply to this


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    that's WHY they did it - the plane was full of media.
    they're not IN anything at the moment so may as well get some attention the only way they know how.
    he is incredibly ugly by the way…

  44. Laura says – reply to this


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    That is the funniest article. What a mess being stuck on a 12 hour flight with those two and their gross-out antics. First class my azz. It sounds totally disgusting and that boyfriend is hideous. What is she doing with him?

  45. lola says – reply to this


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    why do u keep calllng her a slut :s

    i dont get it?

    x

  46. leann says – reply to this


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    why
    do u still call her slutty?
    shes smart and a great actress and doesnt sleep around?
    perez has a case of hater-ration i think

    leave her alone!

  47. Jazz says – reply to this


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    Does not sleep around. Uh, did oyu not hear about her and Diddy? And wasn't there an article about her flirting ans sitting on Sean Penn's lap in a party?

    My friends in London actually saw her in an after BAFTA party a few years ago and she was acting the total slut sitting on several actors lap and relaly going after leo DiCaprio.

  48. The Map says – reply to this


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    Didn't she fuck Diddy too??? And you act like you're surprised this mudsharker is getting banged by some limey fagbait on a plane…..Jesus, at least she wasn't hopping a flight on the Knicks team jet!!! Those spooks would pump all of her british holes with their demon seed!!!!!!!!!

  49. caity says – reply to this


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    quit calling her a slut, chubs! I rather be a slut then chubby!

  50. nn says – reply to this


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    Re: chemtrails

    Dude, go to a chemtrails thread and bitch about that shit. this is a celebrity gossip website if you havent noticed…douchebag

  51. deb says – reply to this


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    yeah sure… all the media on board and not ONE photo shot? Gimme a break……… more lies!!! Did u make it up fatass, or did one of your drones?

  52. Garbo says – reply to this


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    She's so cute…but how does she get to L.A. ? She can't drive that far especially with her 2 mogwai…is she suppossed to leave them…

  53. zizi06 says – reply to this


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    altho she is a slut…i wouldnt wanna change my flight, id wanna watch lmao

  54. August says – reply to this


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    She is not a slutt…she has had enough of her roomy….she smelled u know what, when she saw her roomie in the garage..she told him that that was a definate no no… she was so distrought she fell into a deep sleep after playing uno…she has not had sox in over a month…no slutt…just over it

  55. cokewhoreseanpennmistress says – reply to this


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    TALENTLESS SLUT WHO WHINES ABOUT THE MEDIA. WELL STAY AT HOME. DONT GO TO THE WAVERLY INN IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR PICTURE TAKEN. SHE IS SEAN PENN COKE WHORE. ROBIN WRIGHT NEEDS TO BEAT AND EXPOSE HER FOR THE LIAR THAT SHE IS. ALL THE KINGS MEN?

  56. erin says – reply to this


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    i like sienna. i think shes beautiful and talented. so not a slut! paris is the slut! yet you wont write that because paries is your 'friend'.

  57. Mimi says – reply to this


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    Well, at least they couldn't have been NECKING, ’cause Sienna DOESN'T HAVE A NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. Taylor says – reply to this


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    The perfect yankee boy Derek Jeter was trying to hit on Miller just last weekend at Villa Club, She turned him down and he left with some hooker and some pals.

  59. doublestandard says – reply to this


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    DOUBLE STANDARD!
    why isn't he being called a slut? since when is it slutty to kiss and be infatuated with your boyfriend, I thought slutty was when you make out/hook up with multiple guys within a relatively short amount of time. Don't get me wrong, I don't wanna see that crap on the plane, but that's not slutty, that's socially inept and inconsiderate on BOTH THE GUY AND THE GIRL'S PART

  60. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    Skanky Ho

  61. my says – reply to this


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    Why is there a hate Sienna Miller thing going on, on this site? Because she dated Jude Law?

  62. Dr Jube says – reply to this


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    Why is she a 'slut'?? Okay so we know she was in a long term relationship of four years, or something, before she got together with Jude. They were together for a couple of years, now she is with Rhys….sooo?? I don't get it. Doesn't sound like a slut to me. Oh, I get it, you just hate her because she's young, talented, wealthy and beautiful.
    Okay..next!

  63. Farai says – reply to this


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    -Is she pregnant?!!….I mean, she is covering up with the bag, meaning Hollywood style = “Hej look, I'm pregnant!”. And she has had a lot of loose-fits lately… Now, that would be something, wouldn´t it!..

  64. ST says – reply to this


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    i sat behind rhys and kate moss on a plane last year…he is the most vile person i've ever met, don't know what they see in him

  65. Drea says – reply to this


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    thats a lie

  66. Melanie says – reply to this


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    These two make me want to vomit. Nothing wrong with PDA, but going a bit too far when others are around trying to sleep is vulgar. She let this ugly guy put his hands down her pants in public, didn't she? It sounds like a cry for attention. Maybe too many losses lately? And also, anybody that has had sex with Diddy is a slut.

  67. gemma says – reply to this


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    i dont see why you hate her so much
    shes a great actress
    shes gorgeous
    ……………………………….
    &so she has a boyfriend? they were doing what couples do
    dont be so immature?

    its pathetic how you've made a successful career out of this site

    but i love you anyways

    k.

  68. Noble says – reply to this


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    Funny you don't refer to HIM as slutty.
    .
    You just wished it was YOU up there, didntcha, Porkez?
    .
    God it's so funny…YOU calling someone slutty.