A first hand account claims that
Sienna Sluttyiena Miller and her dirty boy toy, Rhys Ifans, gave their fellow Los Angeles to London via Virgin Atlantic Air passengers in Upper Class quite the show this Monday.
Cheesy porn music in the background.
It was post-Oscars and the plane was stacked with English media, so you'd think that Slutty would be on her "better" behavior. However, for Sluttyiena, seems like the slut force is just hard to keep down!
There was lots of hairstroking, petting and nibbling to a 'soundtrack' of slurping and squelching, according to spywitnesses.
Things supposedly reached an eye-popping climax at 37,000 feet with Rhys whipping off his top and jumping half-naked into giggling Slutty's fold-out single bed. Gross.
Mental note…change flight if Slutty and Rhys sched to be on it.
[Image by Justin Campbell via BuzzFoto.]