Living Up to Her Name!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Anglophilia > Sienna Miller
A first hand account claims that Sienna Sluttyiena Miller and her dirty boy toy, Rhys Ifans, gave their fellow Los Angeles to London via Virgin Atlantic Air passengers in Upper Class quite the show this Monday.
Cheesy porn music in the background.
It was post-Oscars and the plane was stacked with English media, so you'd think that Slutty would be on her "better" behavior. However, for Sluttyiena, seems like the slut force is just hard to keep down!
There was lots of hairstroking, petting and nibbling to a 'soundtrack' of slurping and squelching, according to spywitnesses.
Ewwwwwww.
Things supposedly reached an eye-popping climax at 37,000 feet with Rhys whipping off his top and jumping half-naked into giggling Slutty's fold-out single bed. Gross.
Mental note…change flight if Slutty and Rhys sched to be on it.
[Image by Justin Campbell via BuzzFoto.]
first!
Her BF is beyond fug.
nuts
1st
probably not first.
o;
WHOREBAG.
hawt.
she is so not a slut shes gorgeous!!! no one one perfect dude! bye the way i think im FIRST!!! danni, scotland! UK
like 10th?
YUCK
first!
YUCK
Who cares?
FIRST
SICK!
lol
GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make sure you vote for Barack Hussein Obama, he'll talk to everyone and make everyone place nice! He promises!
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1st
Perez, hug me tighter than your fav-our-it jeans.;)
fuck. siennna is talented
your all dumb
perez is disgusting and makes cruelty seem funny
fucking perez.
why arent you dead?
I want to know why she is called slut?? Is her boyfriend, she is single, young, and If I go in first class with my husband, for such a long flight, I would do the same.
I think Perez had a bad experience with her or something, otherwise I don't understand such hatred…
its funny how bad reputations stay with you no matter where u go
UP UP UP and AWAY
Jesus, the way you go on about her, you'd think she'd killed a baby or something.
She's exactly that - slutty. Hey Perez… do you have the balls to post what people are rumored to be freaking out about: That Barack Obama could be the anti-Christ? I laughed at first, but if you do the math, look at his past, he could totally be one of the anti-Christs. There was Nero, Hitler, now Obama?
What's the buzz?
Perez and his readers,
Chill out on Rhys! He's a charming and talented actor. Check out "The Shipping News" or "Danny Deck Chair". He's the kind of guy you'd like to have a pint with. I think he and Sienna are just having a fun romance together. As if you wouldn't want to do some "dirty slurping and squelching" with Zac E-something or some other young hot closet gay.
Re: Obama, the anti-Christ?????? – I've read this and saw a clip on TV. Thing is, Nostradamus also made predictions, which "fit" Obama's bill, however, many of Nostradamus' predictions have NOT come to fruition. So, I wouldn't come to any false conclusions. It's interesting to look at. My fear is that because he's black, he may be assassinated.
ohhhemmmgeee.
i swear i say that man at walmart!
haha.
he had the british accent and everything.
he was even talking to himself.
nut.
Sorry to say but i loved her in Factory girl
Perez, you've been to London a few times. Just reading your blog makes you look like you have an obsession with the UK. But why do you not understand the system by now? BRITISH Media! The UK is not just England. Rhys Ifans is Welsh. Annie Lennox is Scottish. But you put them both under Anglophilia!
Grr!
Gosh! Everyone knows you have sex in the WC on the plane especially if you're noisy.
She is like a young Sadie Frost , famous for absolutely nothing and will fuck anyone so long as they are famous , useless cunt
Sienna's pretty smart - at least in interviews, and btw why slutty? She does not change boyfriends every other day, but even if that were the case, it's still completely misogynous to label her a 'slut', just because she might happen to enjoy sex.
okay so sienna is 26, doesn't have a sextape, is only rumored to be a slut, and is being gross with her boyfriend on a plane, and shes "sluttyiena". yet paris is 27, has had sextapes, dates other people's boyfriends/husbands and shows her crotch/tits and she's still "paris" to you. oh perez. i think you're playing favorites with your nicknames.
http://educate-yourself.org/ct/
LOOK UP PEOPLE - TAKE A STAND
ARE YOU SICK RIGHT NOW - CAN'T BREATHE - WHEEZING??? THIS IS WHY
LOOK INTO THE SKY AND ASK WHY??? WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO DROP CHEMICALS ON US???
LOOK UP NOW
I just saw her in a movie for the first time - "Stardust" - and she isn't even that pretty.
what the fuck is wrong with that shit I would of fucked her at 37000 feet on those first class seats maybe put some curtains up that would be better then trying to fuck her in them damn cramped up toilets
Ewwwww Perez, how can you call Rhys a boy toy? He's in his late 30's and really ugly!Are only bitching about the couple's "romantic " escapades out of gelousy! You probably wish that Rhys would jump half-naked into your bed
Why do you insist on calling her slutty? She hasn't been with that many guys, and when she is it's a long-term relationship. How is having sex, kissing, or touching your man slutty?
So she wants to get her nut off. What's wrong with that? They were being wild and crazy. Don't act like none of you wouldn't want to do that with your girlfriend or boyfriend lol.
that's WHY they did it - the plane was full of media.
they're not IN anything at the moment so may as well get some attention the only way they know how.
he is incredibly ugly by the way…