Living Up to Her Name!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Anglophilia > Sienna Miller
A first hand account claims that Sienna Sluttyiena Miller and her dirty boy toy, Rhys Ifans, gave their fellow Los Angeles to London via Virgin Atlantic Air passengers in Upper Class quite the show this Monday.
Cheesy porn music in the background.
It was post-Oscars and the plane was stacked with English media, so you'd think that Slutty would be on her "better" behavior. However, for Sluttyiena, seems like the slut force is just hard to keep down!
There was lots of hairstroking, petting and nibbling to a 'soundtrack' of slurping and squelching, according to spywitnesses.
Ewwwwwww.
Things supposedly reached an eye-popping climax at 37,000 feet with Rhys whipping off his top and jumping half-naked into giggling Slutty's fold-out single bed. Gross.
Mental note…change flight if Slutty and Rhys sched to be on it.
[Image by Justin Campbell via BuzzFoto.]
first!
Her BF is beyond fug.
nuts
1st
probably not first.
o;
WHOREBAG.
hawt.
she is so not a slut shes gorgeous!!! no one one perfect dude! bye the way i think im FIRST!!! danni, scotland! UK
like 10th?
YUCK
first!
YUCK
Who cares?
FIRST
SICK!
lol
GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make sure you vote for Barack Hussein Obama, he'll talk to everyone and make everyone place nice! He promises!
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1st
Perez, hug me tighter than your fav-our-it jeans.;)
fuck. siennna is talented
your all dumb
perez is disgusting and makes cruelty seem funny
fucking perez.
why arent you dead?
I want to know why she is called slut?? Is her boyfriend, she is single, young, and If I go in first class with my husband, for such a long flight, I would do the same.
I think Perez had a bad experience with her or something, otherwise I don't understand such hatred…
its funny how bad reputations stay with you no matter where u go
UP UP UP and AWAY
Jesus, the way you go on about her, you'd think she'd killed a baby or something.
She's exactly that - slutty. Hey Perez… do you have the balls to post what people are rumored to be freaking out about: That Barack Obama could be the anti-Christ? I laughed at first, but if you do the math, look at his past, he could totally be one of the anti-Christs. There was Nero, Hitler, now Obama?
What's the buzz?
Perez and his readers,
Chill out on Rhys! He's a charming and talented actor. Check out "The Shipping News" or "Danny Deck Chair". He's the kind of guy you'd like to have a pint with. I think he and Sienna are just having a fun romance together. As if you wouldn't want to do some "dirty slurping and squelching" with Zac E-something or some other young hot closet gay.
Re: Obama, the anti-Christ?????? – I've read this and saw a clip on TV. Thing is, Nostradamus also made predictions, which "fit" Obama's bill, however, many of Nostradamus' predictions have NOT come to fruition. So, I wouldn't come to any false conclusions. It's interesting to look at. My fear is that because he's black, he may be assassinated.
ohhhemmmgeee.
i swear i say that man at walmart!
haha.
he had the british accent and everything.
he was even talking to himself.
nut.
Sorry to say but i loved her in Factory girl
Perez, you've been to London a few times. Just reading your blog makes you look like you have an obsession with the UK. But why do you not understand the system by now? BRITISH Media! The UK is not just England. Rhys Ifans is Welsh. Annie Lennox is Scottish. But you put them both under Anglophilia!
Grr!
Gosh! Everyone knows you have sex in the WC on the plane especially if you're noisy.
She is like a young Sadie Frost , famous for absolutely nothing and will fuck anyone so long as they are famous , useless cunt
Sienna's pretty smart - at least in interviews, and btw why slutty? She does not change boyfriends every other day, but even if that were the case, it's still completely misogynous to label her a 'slut', just because she might happen to enjoy sex.
okay so sienna is 26, doesn't have a sextape, is only rumored to be a slut, and is being gross with her boyfriend on a plane, and shes "sluttyiena". yet paris is 27, has had sextapes, dates other people's boyfriends/husbands and shows her crotch/tits and she's still "paris" to you. oh perez. i think you're playing favorites with your nicknames.
http://educate-yourself.org/ct/
LOOK UP PEOPLE - TAKE A STAND
ARE YOU SICK RIGHT NOW - CAN'T BREATHE - WHEEZING??? THIS IS WHY
LOOK INTO THE SKY AND ASK WHY??? WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO DROP CHEMICALS ON US???
LOOK UP NOW
I just saw her in a movie for the first time - "Stardust" - and she isn't even that pretty.
what the fuck is wrong with that shit I would of fucked her at 37000 feet on those first class seats maybe put some curtains up that would be better then trying to fuck her in them damn cramped up toilets
Ewwwww Perez, how can you call Rhys a boy toy? He's in his late 30's and really ugly!Are only bitching about the couple's "romantic " escapades out of gelousy! You probably wish that Rhys would jump half-naked into your bed
Why do you insist on calling her slutty? She hasn't been with that many guys, and when she is it's a long-term relationship. How is having sex, kissing, or touching your man slutty?
So she wants to get her nut off. What's wrong with that? They were being wild and crazy. Don't act like none of you wouldn't want to do that with your girlfriend or boyfriend lol.
that's WHY they did it - the plane was full of media.
they're not IN anything at the moment so may as well get some attention the only way they know how.
he is incredibly ugly by the way…
That is the funniest article. What a mess being stuck on a 12 hour flight with those two and their gross-out antics. First class my azz. It sounds totally disgusting and that boyfriend is hideous. What is she doing with him?
why do u keep calllng her a slut :s
i dont get it?
x
why
do u still call her slutty?
shes smart and a great actress and doesnt sleep around?
perez has a case of hater-ration i think
leave her alone!
Does not sleep around. Uh, did oyu not hear about her and Diddy? And wasn't there an article about her flirting ans sitting on Sean Penn's lap in a party?
My friends in London actually saw her in an after BAFTA party a few years ago and she was acting the total slut sitting on several actors lap and relaly going after leo DiCaprio.
Didn't she fuck Diddy too??? And you act like you're surprised this mudsharker is getting banged by some limey fagbait on a plane…..Jesus, at least she wasn't hopping a flight on the Knicks team jet!!! Those spooks would pump all of her british holes with their demon seed!!!!!!!!!
quit calling her a slut, chubs! I rather be a slut then chubby!
Re: chemtrails –
Dude, go to a chemtrails thread and bitch about that shit. this is a celebrity gossip website if you havent noticed…douchebag
yeah sure… all the media on board and not ONE photo shot? Gimme a break……… more lies!!! Did u make it up fatass, or did one of your drones?
She's so cute…but how does she get to L.A. ? She can't drive that far especially with her 2 mogwai…is she suppossed to leave them…
altho she is a slut…i wouldnt wanna change my flight, id wanna watch lmao
She is not a slutt…she has had enough of her roomy….she smelled u know what, when she saw her roomie in the garage..she told him that that was a definate no no… she was so distrought she fell into a deep sleep after playing uno…she has not had sox in over a month…no slutt…just over it
TALENTLESS SLUT WHO WHINES ABOUT THE MEDIA. WELL STAY AT HOME. DONT GO TO THE WAVERLY INN IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR PICTURE TAKEN. SHE IS SEAN PENN COKE WHORE. ROBIN WRIGHT NEEDS TO BEAT AND EXPOSE HER FOR THE LIAR THAT SHE IS. ALL THE KINGS MEN?
i like sienna. i think shes beautiful and talented. so not a slut! paris is the slut! yet you wont write that because paries is your 'friend'.
Well, at least they couldn't have been NECKING, ’cause Sienna DOESN'T HAVE A NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The perfect yankee boy Derek Jeter was trying to hit on Miller just last weekend at Villa Club, She turned him down and he left with some hooker and some pals.
DOUBLE STANDARD!
why isn't he being called a slut? since when is it slutty to kiss and be infatuated with your boyfriend, I thought slutty was when you make out/hook up with multiple guys within a relatively short amount of time. Don't get me wrong, I don't wanna see that crap on the plane, but that's not slutty, that's socially inept and inconsiderate on BOTH THE GUY AND THE GIRL'S PART
Skanky Ho
Why is there a hate Sienna Miller thing going on, on this site? Because she dated Jude Law?
Why is she a 'slut'?? Okay so we know she was in a long term relationship of four years, or something, before she got together with Jude. They were together for a couple of years, now she is with Rhys….sooo?? I don't get it. Doesn't sound like a slut to me. Oh, I get it, you just hate her because she's young, talented, wealthy and beautiful.
Okay..next!
-Is she pregnant?!!….I mean, she is covering up with the bag, meaning Hollywood style = “Hej look, I'm pregnant!”. And she has had a lot of loose-fits lately… Now, that would be something, wouldn´t it!..
i sat behind rhys and kate moss on a plane last year…he is the most vile person i've ever met, don't know what they see in him
thats a lie
These two make me want to vomit. Nothing wrong with PDA, but going a bit too far when others are around trying to sleep is vulgar. She let this ugly guy put his hands down her pants in public, didn't she? It sounds like a cry for attention. Maybe too many losses lately? And also, anybody that has had sex with Diddy is a slut.
i dont see why you hate her so much
shes a great actress
shes gorgeous
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&so she has a boyfriend? they were doing what couples do
dont be so immature?
its pathetic how you've made a successful career out of this site
but i love you anyways
k.
Funny you don't refer to HIM as slutty.
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You just wished it was YOU up there, didntcha, Porkez?
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God it's so funny…YOU calling someone slutty.