Money Mouse

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Disney just announced the best idea ever!

They're making Step Up 3 in 3-D!

Get it? 3 in 3-D.

SO clever.

Originality doesn't matter, though. What's important? Making bank!

Disney hit it big with Hannah Montana in 3-D. They're hoping to duplicate that success.

Step Up 2, which came out over the Prezzie's Day weekend, made a respectable $28 million.

You know what we'd love to see in 3-D???? America's Next Top Model!

How hot would that be???

We need to see Tyra supersized and in our face!

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 7:00 pm / Email this  »

    64 comments to “Money Mouse”

    1. Kimmy says – reply to this


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      step up 3? when did step up 1 come out?

    2. cat says – reply to this


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      the new U2 film is 3D and is incredible

    3. DOWNWITHCRAP says – reply to this


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      Greeeeattt! MORE worthless crap on the big screen!

      No wonder this generation is getting dumber and more vapid!!!

    4. Fred says – reply to this


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      Wow - who knew the first two were worth a sequal … oh wait … they weren't

    5. patty says – reply to this


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      third!

    6. Johnny Knoxville says – reply to this


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      Garbage

    7. YourFace says – reply to this


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      Almost First!

    8. aj says – reply to this


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      How about HSM3 in 3D - I wouldn't mind seeing Zac Efron in 3D - yum!

    9. bob says – reply to this


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      wow. im appalled

    10. hot says – reply to this


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      first?

    11. Court says – reply to this


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      wow how original! i cant believe no one has thoguht to do a 3 in 3D before! oh wait.. didnt spy kids do that like 5 years ago?

    12. mariah carey says – reply to this


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      BUY MY CD and madonna SUCKS shes a BITCH

    13. mia says – reply to this


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      first

    14. Ashley says – reply to this


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      okay….

    15. Katherine says – reply to this


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      First?

    16. e says – reply to this


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      word

    17. mariah carey says – reply to this


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      i'm mariah carey and i'm gonna kick that bitch whore madonnas ass on the charts BITCH

    18. Gorgeous says – reply to this


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      this movie is trying to be like b-boy summit

    19. Dan says – reply to this


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      I like the "It's not where you're from, it's where you're at"
      That line is stolen from Vanilla Ice.

    20. Nic says – reply to this


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      omg yes!
      that'd be amazing! and like.. Naomi Campbell could be a guest judge.. and she could throw a cell phone at the audience… and.. I'm done.

    21. Jenny says – reply to this


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      Did anyone even see the first one?

    22. bsd says – reply to this


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      i'd much rather watch top model in 3-d than this shit

    23. WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT BREAKDANCE MOVIES?!?!? says – reply to this


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      They STINK!!!!!!! All of them– ALL OF THEM HAVE THE SAME FUCKING SHITTY PLOT. And AFTER the losers WIN in the end (of every breakdance movie ever made) All you can do is stare at the last image and imagine the fucking HEROES working at fucking Burger King a week fucking LATER!!! Talk about knowing your fucking MARKET!!!! A message to the limber: AIM ABOUT AS LOW AS YOU FUCKING CAN!
      .
      P.S. There is the BEST breakdancing movie cameo in "Breakin'" from 1982 where you can see JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME shaking and clapping to some fucking quadriplegic breakdancer (about 3 years before he was "discovered" as a dutch soldier of Fortune… What a fucking JOKE). Anyway, I've SEEN THEM ALL, Because I LOVE TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT THEM… AND THEY ALL STINK AS MUCH AS THEY ARE ALL THE SAME.

    24. niki says – reply to this


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      20 first!

    25. Marina says – reply to this


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      Toy Story 3 will be 3-D and they are re re releasing Toy Story 1 & 2 in theaters and those will also be 3-D. Check it out on imdb.com

    26. what? says – reply to this


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      Holy crap, that's an ad for a Disney movie? I thought it was a porno!

    27. Bboy360 says – reply to this


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      Breakdancing movies rule. I should know, I'm in them

    28. Anna says – reply to this


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      Re: aj – I totally agree! He is HOOOOOT!

    29. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      Does this mean that if they do a Honey in 3-D it will revitalize Jessica "Don't call me Latina" Alba's career?

    30. PAUL WEDGE says – reply to this


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      they cannot do this it is wrong i thought step up 1 should of jsut stayed @Step Up 1 instead of having a sequel

    31. cerritosCONCORD says – reply to this


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      cheryl trinidad is a retarded, sluttly piece of shit that needs to be put out like the trash that she is!

    32. blablabla says – reply to this


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      LOVED Jackson 30 circa 1984!!!!!
      …want NUTTIN to do with Montana, 'cept her bein' burnt at the stake in 3D!!!!

    33. FRED says – reply to this


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      isnt tyra always supersized????????

    34. Paul Wedge says – reply to this


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      I'd love to see it in 3D on the big screen with my pal Peewee Heman!!!!!

    35. john dixon says – reply to this


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      Respectable?! $28 million for a nothing piece of shit movie like this is not "respectable"…it is absolutely amazing. Considering the movie had nothing going for it, $10 million would have been "respectable."

    36. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      THAT GUY IN STEP UP 1 WAS HOT. WE HARDLY GOT TO SEE HIS BOD THOUGH. HE HAS KILLER THIGHS. IS HE IN THIS ONE?

    37. Tashygrl says – reply to this


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      Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Greeeat, they have officially killed the movie! I mean suuure, it may not be a timeless classic, but it's a great original and sequel. Now they're gonna turn it into craaaaap!! :( Gawd!!!

    38. say10 says – reply to this


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      Theyre just biting off the success of Jaws 3-D

      its funny how every other blogger was horrified at this and perez things its the best thing since two men having anal sex. zing!

    39. kelly says – reply to this


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      haha the tyra thing it funny

    40. No says – reply to this


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      Re: what? – Well, it isn't released under the Walt Disney banner. They release it through one of their subsidiaries.

    41. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE WHITE PEOPLE BREAK DANCING!!!!!!!!!!11 STUPID SELLOUT BLACK PEOPLE....... says – reply to this


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      WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!!

      YEAH LETS GET SOME WHITE KIDS PUT THEM IN THE "HOOD" AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEY UNDERSTAND BLACK PLIGHT. TEACH THEM HOW TO DANCE LIKE BLACK PEOPLE AND LET THEM BEAT THE BLACK PEOPLE TO SHOW HOW "ORIGINAL AND GOOD" THEY ARE. SAME SHIT EVERY YEAR!!!!!!

    42. S says – reply to this


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      Step up 3??? DISNEY???? NO NONONO tell me disney is not making a pg 13 movie with violence and bad language- tell me thats not true

    43. qwerty says – reply to this


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      ya mario, we get it. =-/
      oh, and remember Jaws 3? also 3-D

    44. dh717 says – reply to this


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      omg Did they miss the year in school when you learned to NEVER end a sentence with a preposition???? They did is TWICE on the movie poster.

    45. Markus says – reply to this


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      I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE WASTED MONEY SEEING THIS MOVIE! THIS HAS BEEN DONE LIKE A MILLION TIMES OVER!

    46. Vgirl says – reply to this


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      Yo, #11! Did you even see the movie! I didn't think so. You might want to go see it and see how many of my brothas and sistas are in it… oh wait, they would be yours to… being that the cast is predominantly black! F**king moron can't even complain right.

    47. x says – reply to this


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      the lead girl looks way better in this ad than in the actually movie lol when i first saw her in the movie i was like ew thats her. nothin special

    48. Miketation says – reply to this


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      STEP UP SUCKS

    49. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I wanna see Nigel Barker supersized and in my face.

    50. uhh.. wtf? lmao says – reply to this


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      so wait, this garbage called a movie is from DISNEY?
      i am utterly confused and disgusted!
      lmao wtf is wrong with people XD
      why can't anyone come up with a good movie nowadays?

    51. Courtnie says – reply to this


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      YAY!
      step up 2 in 3D!
      i LOVE step up!
      i already saw it in regular theatres! =)

    52. DEE says – reply to this


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      there is little to no originality or creativity left in the world

      it is a crying shame

    53. camilla says – reply to this


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      OH YEAH!!! I guess they figure since it didn't make enough money, they'll charge $15+ an effin ticket like they did at the Hannah Montana screenings! No wonder the lil brat grossed Millions the first week…Disney was charging 3 or 4 times the amount for a ticket as opposed to regular price! DUHHHH!

    54. jgs says – reply to this


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      seriously?
      uhh,wow..

    55. jgs says – reply to this


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      seriously?
      uhh,wow..

    56. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      The Mouse = Magic

      March 4

      You can buy 101 Dalmatians on dvd !

    57. spike says – reply to this


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      i for one love both step up movies and im proud of it

    58. bb says – reply to this


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      because it's not bad enough in 2d???

    59. Jeremy Brannon says – reply to this


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      I didn't know there was a Step Up 1, lol.

    60. vanessa says – reply to this


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      I'll watch it,as long as its not $20 a ticket like the HM 3D

    61. blah says – reply to this


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      3D…not so clever, more like copying
      remember Jaws 3D??

    62. Eva says – reply to this


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      These movies are so stupid…the only people that watch them are white kids that want to be black and people that didn't get to see Stomp the Yard….they are all the same damn movie

    63. giginy says – reply to this


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      Why are there so many stupid dancing movies?

    64. bre says – reply to this


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      are u people kidding me!!!! i admit there's nothing original about the story and the acting was just okay but i saw the 2nd one n it was da sickest dancing i ever seen definatley worth the watch!!!!!!! i can't wait till the 3rd comes out god i hope adam sevani aka moose is in the next on too!!!!!!!!!!!