Paris on Paris
Filed under: Nicole Richie > Paris Hilton
As we mentioned, Paris Hilton is set to star in a new reality TV show.
Now, the blonde socialite is speaking out about her return to television.
The show, which will air on MTV, will consist of a group of girls who will share a house in Los Angeles and compete to become her new best friend.
Paris recently told In Touch Weekly, "I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience."
Lesbo action!
We're not even kidding.
More than half of girls in college experimented with some same sex action, according to our very own very scientific poll.
We hope there's pledging - and an unrated DVD version!
Of former co-star Nicole Richie, Paris says, "Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole. She's like my sister, but now she's busy with her daughter, Harlow."
And, despite bad reviews for some of her films, Hilton has high hopes for her TV show. "It'll be great to meet a girl who's not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done," she says. "It's really exciting!"
Will you be watching?
- Maybe (17%)
- No (61%)
- Yes (22%)
Total Votes: 91,751
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1st!
who cares?
Love you Perez!
second =]
first!
2nd
kidding; ha i was fourth!
o well paris ur a nicole wannabee
she has SOO much talent
again?
SECOND
hell no.
Second, and defenintly not watching !
2nd!
Benji has more facial hair then hair on his head!!!! YUCK
2!
yes.
Didn't Kimberley Stewart do something like this when she moved to London last summer???
she is sooooo f***ing dumb can we please take her out back and shoot her!
What does Paris Hilton put behind her ears to make herself more appealing to the opposite sex? No, not her perfume: her ankles!
CHEMTRAILS CAUSE:
difficulties in breathing
changes in heart rhythm
increased blood pressure
stomach irritation
brain swelling
muscle weakness
If our benevolent government really cared about global warming, would it spray the atmosphere with heat-generating compounds? Is the government's secret chemtrail aerosol project being used to increase atmospheric heat in order to perpetuate the global warming crisis for the cash cow that it is?
One troubling question not yet answered is: Would the military dare spray us with the radioactive form of barium? If so, it would not be the first time our government has deliberately exposed hapless Americans to radioactive materials which later produce illness and death for countless unsuspecting victims.
2nd!
second
I deff won't be watching!
2nd!
did i say 2nd?? I meant 22nd!!
LOLLLLZZZZ
second!
i'll def. be watching!
I hate this dumb bitch
This is so ridiculous..you're like what 26 …normal people your age would be finishing up school and starting a life..perhaps career and family…My bad..ur an heiress…so lets go on a friend hunt. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!
this actually could be good but mtv will make it totally cheesy and fake like tila tequila.
"now nicole is busy with her daughter";
well paris, i should think so.
rather nicole spend time with her cute baby than you, you skanky biatch !
first?
REALLY EXCITED!!!!
first bitches
snooze.
You know you suck when you have to bribe people to be your friend by telling them they will appear on tv.
2
is anyone watching your tv show?
why isnt hell no an option??
sadly… i probably will watch
Yes I wall watch, but only to masterhate (masterbate and hate on paris)
are you kidding?
SOOO excited. LOVE her.
"never got to go to college" …is that how one politely says to DUMB to get into college ?
that's the stupidest thing i have ever heard of. you want people to compete to be your new best friend? It's all for the publicity
don't lie people, you know you're going to watch.
let's see… when you heard about flavor of love, there was no way you wanted to watch it. now all of those shows are a guilty pleasure.
hi first ill be watching
*blank stare*
omg paris
if they are on a reality tv show, then they are trying to go hollywood. duhh
CHEMTRAILS CAUSE:
difficulties in breathing
changes in heart rhythm
increased blood pressure
stomach irritation
brain swelling
muscle weakness
If our benevolent government really cared about global warming, would it spray the atmosphere with heat-generating compounds? Is the government's secret chemtrail aerosol project being used to increase atmospheric heat in order to perpetuate the global warming crisis for the cash cow that it is?
One troubling question not yet answered is: Would the military dare spray us with the radioactive form of barium? If so, it would not be the first time our government has deliberately exposed hapless Americans to radioactive materials which later produce illness and death for countless unsuspecting victims.
LOOK UP INTO THE SKY - DO U SEE LINES? CHEMTRAILS - THAT'S WHAT THOSE LINES ARE - TOXIC CHEMICALS BEING DUMPED ON YOU
YES I WILL BE LAUGHING BECAUSE PARIS IS HILARIOUS…
Wow - she went all the way from pledging herself to doing humanitarian work and actually contributing something of value to the world - right back to total trash and whoring her pathetic life out on reality TV.
and they wil be BFF's for 2 nanoseconds… then she will be SOOO YESTERDAY!
Gag me! Of course she'd be in a sorority is that all she think of when the dumbass thinks of college? I say BOYCOTT IT - as your survey already indicates ratings will bomb. why would anyone want to see her been around the world skanky anorexic self do girl on girl anyways ik maybe they'll get her STDs - now that would be entertaining.
Who would waste one minute of their time watching this shit? Seriously! Paris Hilton makes me want to vomit.
What's worse? This show or people still calling "first" like fucking morons?
She sure is sticking to what she said she would do when she was on larry king .
Ohhh paris!!!!
"I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience."
she's such an asshole. to say, i never got to go to college…makes me think that someone didn't have the money it takes to get an education. yep, maybe Cathy #47 was right…maybe she's just too dumb.
minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Civil rights leader John Lewis has dropped his support for Hillary Rodham Clinton's presidential bid in favor of Barack Obama.
Lewis, a Democratic congressman from Atlanta, is the most prominent black leader to defect from Clinton's campaign in the face of near-majority black support for Obama in recent voting. He also is a superdelegate who gets a vote at this summer's national convention in Denver.
dude, she's totally munching carpet, thats why she can hang out with that fat midget benji, cos she's totally doing chicks now hahahahahaa.
Are there actually people that care about this person? Must be a lot of people with time on there hands. You couldn't pay me enought to watch this crap.
wtf, she "never got to go to college"?? no. she never CHOSE to go to college, because she's lazy and willfully stupid.
-I think this is not a good idea- To find a realy good friends with this show help,as people there will't go for the sake of you, they will go for the sake of glory ot something like that…
- And the good friend can be found even on myspce.com - if the person is interested in you, I think it would be glad to spend with you some time…
- I speak figuratively and not only about myself…
that is the most PATHETIC premise for a show I have ever heard of. I can hear it now - PICK ME PICK ME!!!!
She "didnt get to go to college"? That's what someone says when the opportunity wasn't there.. be it for financial reasons, life responsibilities or otherwise. When you just simply DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE (either cuz youre too fuckin dumb or too rich to need it)…. you say "I DIDNT GO TO COLLEGE".
Bitch, don't make it sound like you didn't "get" to go… you could've if you wanted to.. ur just too fuckin dumb
Poor thing… to busy to go to college and now regrets it. I would be horrified if that girl was in my sorority. Shes a liability!
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she makes me feel smart every time she opens up her mouth…hehe
OMG what an asshole. She never got to go to college? Gee, it sure is hard when you have all the money and time in teh world to actually go to college. No, what am i talking about, partying and being a media whore is a 24 hour job. I'm so sorry Paris!
HOW DO I AUDITION?
yea, ellen is for hillary. She can't very well be a lesbian if she doesn't push a woman into power. Thank God, I love you Ellen.
Hmmmm. I wonder why Paris never got to go to college?
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I guess, like alot of families these days, her family couldn't afford to send her. Oh well, at least she's getting back on track now. After 10 years of non-stop partying instead of college, she finally realized she needed some college parties to make her the well-rounded individual she aspires to be.
what the show name? Going to Paris High….
I'm not shocked that Paris's idea of "going to college" has absolutely nothing to do with actually getting an education.
Im going to so boycott this show. Its shows like that, that give that product of an abortion money and in the spot light. I would like to fart in her face and make her eat it all up.
all of the people who said they won't watch it are fucking liars.
jesus christ, how old is she??? shes like almost 30. grow up.
OH EM GEE
I guess Jonas got his boo Ben Baller back after he found out he was having a three way with Paris and Benji.
Can't she just move to another country, useless!!!
what a ridiculous premise. she's so obnoxious.
Why would anyone watch a show that eliminates people until there is just one left who will be rewarded by being promptly stabbed in the back? Backstabbing is really the only thing Paris is a success at….
Never "got the chance" to go to college? 1) She can still go. 2) She's probably too dumb too even buy her way in. Oh, but in ParisWorld, college isn't about education. What a stupid bitch. All the advantages one person can have and she completely blows them all.
Why does Paris looks so fucked up in all her pictures these days? She looks like she is on herion or oxy's or something. Not just pot either, she looks wasted.
I'D ONLY WATCH IT IF SHE WAS TELLING THE WORLD HOW MANY PEOPLE SHE HAS PASSED HER HERPES ON TO..AND NAMED NAMES.
College is about getting an EDUCATION, stupid whore!
Paris should stick to doing porn and nothing else!
it shouldn't be on mtv. she's in an older generation now. who wants a dippy mtv viewing college girl as a friend.
I know, her parents could not afford college and even working 3 jobs and taking out loans, it was still out of Paris' reach…… Probably could not go because she did not graduate high school. her sister went to college. Guess Nicky is her parents favorite.
Sounds a lot like Kimberly Stewart's show in the UK. Friend, roommate, same thing.
I love how she says "I didn't get to go to college." You chose not to Paris! Don't cop out and blame it on your "socialite" circumstances! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A SHOW ABOUT YOU GOING TO COLLEGE.
god, she is immature. she is 10 years past starting college (Not that she can't go, you can go at any age) and doing the sorority. Maybe, just maybe, she hopes they can meet up with a fraternity and have a social? she just sounds so stupid at times. Does she think that all sororities have are pillow fights and go shopping? She is an insult to all intelligent women and anyone who goes to this house should be examined for brains. You trying out Perez?
Why is Paris Hilton SO FUCKING NEEDY. She should spend every day on Habitat for Humanity projects breaking her nails getting scrapes and accidentally getting shot with a nail gun. All that goddam money and no best friend? I'll hang out with you bitch. Come on it'll be fun. I promise not to sell you to Mexicans more than two or three times.
How stupid. Who would want to watch her knit pick someone to pieces and show the world how shallow she is. I am so sick of Paris Hilton she could have went to college like her sister and make something of herself. Idiot.
How stupid. Who would want to watch her knit pick someone to pieces and show the world how shallow she is. I am so sick of Paris Hilton she could have went to college like her sister and make something of herself. Idiot.
Where did Nicole Ritchies magazine cover go .Why was it pulled?
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OH MY GOD! THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!! AND PEOPLE WILL WATCH IT TO MAKE FUN OF HER.
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Will the skeezy cunt ever just GO AWAY?
Re: Anna –
anna #62. yeah you deserve to be on that show too because you're as stupid and shallow as the CUNT herself.
i'm in not WAY JEALOUS of paris hilton. She is VAPID, shallow, self-centered, drug using, talentless WHORE. the only thing she is good at getting DUIS and getting fucked up.
It bothers me immensely that she says that she "never got to go to college." Bitch, the people who never got to go to college couldn't afford it or had to work; you CHOSE not to go, you stupid ho.