Paris on Paris
As we mentioned, Paris Hilton is set to star in a new reality TV show.
Now, the blonde socialite is speaking out about her return to television.
The show, which will air on MTV, will consist of a group of girls who will share a house in Los Angeles and compete to become her new best friend.
Paris recently told In Touch Weekly, "I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience."
Lesbo action!
We're not even kidding.
More than half of girls in college experimented with some same sex action, according to our very own very scientific poll.
We hope there's pledging - and an unrated DVD version!
Of former co-star Nicole Richie, Paris says, "Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole. She's like my sister, but now she's busy with her daughter, Harlow."
And, despite bad reviews for some of her films, Hilton has high hopes for her TV show. "It'll be great to meet a girl who's not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done," she says. "It's really exciting!"
Will you be watching?
- Maybe (17%)
- No (61%)
- Yes (22%)
Total Votes: 91,751
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Getting His Humanitarian On!
Still A Hot Bitch!
Such a phony. She said the same BS about her film — how there was sooo much exciting interest in her film…of course, it totally bombed. This reality show will be the biggest laughing stock of all.
Never got to go to college? Why doesn't she just GO to college?
Oh……right.
I'd have to have a lobotomy first and that's not on my to-do list. This woman is a waste of space on the planet Earth, murders her poor dogs without a second thought and generally makes me sick to my stomach. If I never saw her pointy face again (keep dreaming) I'd be happy.
she has so much talent.. i love paris! my idol. lol
So I take it she's not even pretending to be the humanitarian she was pretending to be after getting outta the slammer, anymore. Who the fuck pays this little bitch??!! SHe is SUCH A WATSE OF SPACE. I'm so annoyed everytime I waste a minute thinking about her, like right now. She's not even human, just a strange fame slut……….I would kill myself if I was Kathy or the Hilton dad……….
i don't understand how anyone that will post a comment on this blog can possibly deny that they will watch this show. you're all fucking liars.
Why do your percentages equal more than 100%? Idiot
"I never got to go to college"????????????? Paris, sweetheart….you couldn't even get thru high school….not even a GED!!!!!! You stupid BITCH!!!!!!!!
Kimberly Stewart has already done a version of this in the UK.She was trying to find someone to share her house with and be friends with.Same idea…
sorrry perez i didn't even bother reading the blog….i mean who really gives a shit about this girl. she dosen't have anything worthwhile going for her. she's yesterdays new….now where's the britney update?????
Why doesn't she do a show about how she's going to college to get a degree.. oh wait, this is Paris Hilton, not someone with more than five brain cells.
This girl will do ANYTHING! Next they'll have her pose as a hooker to see how much money she can bring in………..wait nevermind that's REAL life I'm thinking of…………….
She never had the chance to go to college???????
She's too fucking dumb to go to college.
Yes and we all know college is ALL about sororities (Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!)
I hope she has fun with the panty raids and pillow fights.
She's so immature it kills me…a 15 year old min trapped in a 27 year old
body
boooooooooooooo..paris is so damn lame
kimberly stewart already did this!
ughhh.
this is going to be fucking painful
i cannot wait.
Will you people who said "yes" please just kill yourselves and make the world a better place???
SERIOUSLY WTF??????????????????????
Paris is such a has been no one will watch everyone is disgusted with her and her herpes.and where did Nicole Ritchie's and her baby picture go too much honesty on the comments?
I think it's funny how the guys that brought us the song "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" are getting it on with two people the song seemed written about.
What a dumb ass. Of course this skank has to pay people to be her friend. Who would want to be her friend otherwise? This girl is the lowest of the lowest pathetic! Never had a chance to go to college? More like, too busy trying to catch the disease of the month by skanking around. What a waste of life and what an embarassment to her family! I would commit my kid if he were anything like this loser. Go to college you disgusting big footed skank! Wash your smelly crotch and do something good for once in your life you loser!
you know that bitch isn't going to hang out with the winner when the show is over
I'd rather watch "Life According to Jim" or get a root canal without drugs.
Re: kkk 4 life – get an education! I hope you don't find yourself in a room full of them with out your ignorant friends to help you.
she never "got to" go to college?
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I'm guessing it wasn't a money issue…
she never went to college cuz she never finished high school–her choice!!! and this is all so stupid, because the public hates her, nobody cares, and at her age she needs to become an adult and not stop acting ten years younger than she is.
"Never got to go to college" - stupid bitch can't even get through a sentence on Letterman without saying "like" a thousand times and twirling her hair….as if…poor Paris, she NEVER GOT to go, despite her daddy's billions.
BOYCOTT HER BEFORE OUR CULTURE COMPLETELY GOES DOWN THE TOILET
PLEASE!! NO MORE PARIS!! SHE'S PATHETIC!!
u people dont fuckin lie everyone nos they will watch………………………..
Why isn't "HELL NO" an option for the poll?
You all know you will be watching! Or if your don't watch you will be reading the updats that perez will post. So you might as well admit it and vote yes!
"I never got to go to college" ?????????????????????????
What the hell kinda bullshit is that? Someone give me a reason why she couldn't have gone???
people who said no are liars and they know it. i don't love her and i'll still watch it
a sorority??? a sorority isnt a bunch of girls living together…thas a brothel! a sorority is so much more
u know wat thats a good reality tv idea…lets watch paris pledge a real sorority…hahaha
Why couldn't she just say, "I didn't go to college." She pisses me off to no end with her egotistical stupid remarks. It's like she gets attention because of pissing people off and getting them upset with her. That's how she makes her living. Same goes for Lindsay Lohan who pissed me off trying to compare herself to Monroe. It's such bullshit. Hey Paris, You had enough money bitch to go to any college you wanted!! You just chose to party and whore around, so don't say you weren't able to.
If the past Flavor of Loves, I love New Yorks, or Rock of Loves have taught us anything…its that Americaa loves horny, drunk, 20 somethings, fighting, cursing, and having drunken sex-ca-pades.
Everyone get thier anti-biotics cause this ones gonna get dirty!
and i can't wait to watch!
So, whats the prize?? The winner gets to hang out with Paris Hilton. WOW thats fucked up. I think I would rather have my pubic hairs trimmed by Stevie Wonder. Bitch needs to stop.
Too bad she went to university of arizona
um… then why doesn't she just GO to college, get an education, and have a real sorority experience? i'm sure she can afford it. lame and lazy!
LOL look at the skank's face as she gazes at Benji Madden..she looks drunk and sleazy. She is probably hooking up with Benji to try and imitate Nicoles life..and fucking his twin is a good start! What a creepy bitch! You could tell how jealous she was of Nicole settling down and having a baby and then she started babbling that she was going to have kids too in the next couple years…can imagine a whole slew of paternity tests would be required since she fucks anyone that looks at her twice. She has such an empty life she is latching onto anybody to get pregnant thinking that will give her pathetic life some purpose..she cant even take care of her pets so I pray she doesnt bring a child into her life..one self absorbed, stupid, no purpose slut is enough..dont these guys know she has herpes?? Dont they care?? Joel Madden should give his brother a slap to wake up and realize this skank is bad news.
NICOLE RICHIE NEEDS HER OWN SHOW
NOT THIS HIV POSITIVE CUNT!…..ewwww…(paperbag plz)
Imagine all the people who wish they could go to college and cant afford to and this BITCH has the nerve to say she 'didnt get to go' Was Kathy too busy pimping her out to the highest bidder? If her braindead mother had a clue she would have insisted her kids went to college/university and had something to rely on other than a dumb blonde persona that will have dried up in the next couple yrs. The twit cant even cite a single passage from the bible and she sits there telling Larry King she read the bible from cover to cover! She made a fool of herself by going right back to her slutty ways after her DUI and made no attempt to help others as she had promised. Of course it makes sense that she would have to go on tv to find a friend..she has offended and been a bitch to any 'friend' she has ever had…if she wasnt so fucking stupid she would be better off making the topic of her reality show about sending a kid to college all tuition paid..but no once again its all about Paris. I hope the ratings tank and she is faced with the true reality that she is such a fucking loser that no one wants to see her fugly, drunk face again. Its so pathetic seeing these pics of her laughing and this big fake smile when u know inside she is empty, fake and lost..she is fooling no one but herself. I hope one day she will cry on her pillow every nite when she realizes how irrelvant she is..a complete waste of a human being
Pathetic.
FOR "I NEVER GOT TO GO TO COLLEGE" READ "I AM ONE DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHO
IS SO TRAGIC I AM WILLING TO BUY ANYONE TO BE MY FRIEND" idiot!!!!
PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY'RE NOT WATCHING ARE LYING!
REMEMBER HER MOM'S SHOW WHO WANTS TO BE A HILTON? NOW…WHO WANTS TO COMPETE TO BE MY BEST FRIEND? THEY ARE SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS.
didn't Kimberly Stewart already do this show?
Never went to college? Well NO ONE can even try to convince me that the girl even graduated from middle school. I will be her best friend, if by being her best friend means punching her in the face repeatedly.
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This has been done zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Kimberly stewart has done this and that tanked. Come up with somthing original.
Kimberly Stewart did a similar show in the UK. It bombed. Think it was called Living with Kimberlu Stewart. Bitch basically had these morons jump through hoops etc- to be a glorfied housekeeper. Unreal- when are television execs going to save us from these vacuous ho's!
It drives me nuts that now that she is "dating" him she is wearing all of this black clothing with skulls on it. COME ON, you are so not in that circle that you can be wearing that shit. you can't just one day go from wearing D&G to clothes from Hot Topic. PLEASE, KNOCK IT OFF!
What? Paris never "got to go to college?" I would never have guessed! Doesn't she mean she never WANTED to go to college or better yet, never HAD to go to college? What a retard!
I'm 100% ashamed of myself for saying this…but, Yes, I will be watching. I't's like when you drive by a bad car accident…YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK! It'll be good material for continuing to make fun of Paris.
hahahaha, this is going to be so funny. to see these little whores kissing paris' ass to be her friend…and after the show they will be tabloid queens, hooking up with greek shipping heirs and then eventually that road will lead to rehab and then their 15 minutes of fame will be over. good luck whores.
WILL THIS BITCH EVER GO AWAY?… SHE IS SO FUGLY!
I am proud to say I have never watched any of the Simple Life - I feel like I've seen it already though because all of the stupid promos they were running constantly. Paris bores me, so no, I won't be watching. And yesI can confirm that I had a hot lesbo experience while in college - I'm straight, but it was fun to have some naughty fun with my hot roommate. And my husband LOVES to hear me recount our times together.
I've finally figured out what's up with Paris, she's developmentally retarded. Another words, she's got the brain of a twelve year-old. This explains the little girl voice, the shoulder thrusts, the "Mommy, Mommy" from the back of the police car, the "Suck it, Fuck, Eat it", her insane choice of men, her delusional belief that she has singing/acting talent, etc, etc. etc. This explains it all!!
you have got to be kidding me! this is pathetic! those girls just want shit from her. paris is retarded for thinking anyone REALLY wants to be her friend. You can't have 'regular' friends when you have millions of dollars. it just doesn't work…sorry!
what does she mean "never got to go to college"? she COULD have…
and she's seriously such an airhead. "it'll be great to meet a girl who's not too hollywood." the people that go on reality tv shows might not be "hollywood," but they are desperately trying to be! not only do they want to be hollywood, but they're trashy! no one with any self-respect would go on stupid mtv reality tv shows!
i like paris and i'll watch the show, but does she really think she's going to get a friend out of this?
most of the girls are just going to be doing it to get on tv and/or to get fame out of being around her, and let's just say the girl that wins really does want to be her friend. how will they realistically hang out? if they went shopping, paris would be spending thousands of dollars…no one else has that kind of money to spend on one shopping trip. i mean maybe she'd buy them stuff, but then it's like she bribing them to stay her friend.
how is this going to work? reality shows usually get people from all around america. if they do that though, then the winner might not live near paris. so how will they hang out? i highly doubt they're going to move just to be around her.
so that means logically they should only get girls from hollywood. and 90% of girls living in hollywood are trying to BE hollywood. so if she thinks she's going to find a girl who's not hollywood, that's a sad, hopeless dream.
god, i H8 paris hilton lol all she wants is attention
shes doin it like dat tila tiqulla show
watching? hell, i'll be on the show!
just kidding. i love perez hilton, not paris.
That is SO sad… having to audition people to be YOUR FRIEND!? Apart from being kinkier than a cheap garden hose- it is just downright SAD
WHATEVER!!!
TO THE 61% of you LIARS who said you WON'T be watching the new series -
WHATEVER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE WATCHING AND YOU KNOW YOU FUCKING ARE ! ! ! ! !
To the 61% of you LIARS who said you WON'T be watching -
WHATEVER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
YOU KNOW STRAIGHT UP YOU'LL BE WATCHING ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
LYING'S BAD FOR THE SOUL………………….
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You have GOT to be kidding………….. Let Paris just fade away quietly, please…we are SICK of her……………..
ok…I love miss hilton ( i think shes a cutie! lol), that said….has anyone noticed this little trend she has of dating "sloppy seconds"??? I think boy Paris was the only guy shes been seen with that hasnt been IN another starlet….
I hate my mom and my mother's bff!!! benji is mine hellow….
setan bgd thu si Paris, pake deket2 benji! Benji tu cwo gw!!!
WTF????????? I CANT BELEIVE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A STUPID FUCKING SHOW WITH A SYUPID FUCKING IDIOT! HOW LOW HAS TV SUNK?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touch Paris Hilton? Not on your life. Who know what bugs one would catch?
"To go where everyone has gone before…" Literally.
UMM I didn't get the chance to go to college because some of us aren't loaded spoiled little girls that will never grow up. However I could have gotten loans just like anyone else..who is this retard kidding? Didn't get a chance to go to school? Why? Too busy being a slut and making sex tapes? She is such a loser and a joke. This bitch contradicts every single thing she says. No wonder she's so hated. What person in their right mind would want to be her best friend? Clearly only someone who wants to use her for her money cos her phony ass personality isin't attracting any winners. If you have all the money you do Paris, why don't you get some surgery to patch up your nasty lazy eye? Ugly slut.