Welcome to PerezHilton.com
Welcome to PerezHilton.com - Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!
Celebrity Scoop Goes Here
E-mail Perez@PerezHilton.com

Report technical problems.
Perez Posse signup FAQ

Contact us to advertise on PerezHilton.com



Wear it, share it, give it, get it! Represent!

Jump to your favorite celebrity

Articles by date

ScarJo is Mystifying!

Filed under: Music Minute > Scarlett Johansson

scarlett.jpg

Yes, Scarlett Joahnsson really is doing an album of little known (but critically beloved) songs by Tom Waits.

The record comes out in May and none other than David Bowie provides background vocals on two tracks.

And he swears that ScarJo is good. More than good, actually.

Bowie says on his official website, "The songs are great, really good Tom Waits stuff, and Scarlett's performances are mystical and twice cool."

He must be "mystified" by her boobs!

[Image via WENN.]



133 comments to “ScarJo is Mystifying!”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. ooglie says – reply to this


    1

    yee i'm first yo

  2. tarn says – reply to this


    2

    la la la la

  3. phil says – reply to this


    3

    third :(

  4. shay says – reply to this


    4

    wuteva

  5. rach says – reply to this


    5

    first

  6. @#%&(*^^)+*(^$@@%&(*&^%^%*&^$@# says – reply to this


    6

    David Bowie??? WTF?

  7. jess says – reply to this


    7

    Re: tarn – ha ha ha la la la la la la la

  8. Lurie says – reply to this


    8

    her hair is frizzy as hell.

  9. C says – reply to this


    9

    im straight and female but GODDAMN shes hot i'd totally do her.

  10. eva says – reply to this


    10

    her boobs make her look fat!

  11. i don't believe him! says – reply to this


    11

    i see nothing mystical about he at all. and that hair?!?!?!??

  12. biq says – reply to this


    12

    I heard her sing summertime, and it's pretty good. Her boobs = way better XD

  13. Trash-Bag says – reply to this


    13

    THIRD Boo Ya

  14. . says – reply to this


    14

    She's DDG

  15. carly says – reply to this


    15

    where are nicole richies baby pics perez???

  16. yoyoma says – reply to this


    16

    12th??

  17. suicide blonde says – reply to this


    17

    so what?

  18. jemms says – reply to this


    18

    She is SO HOT!!! I would totally do her!! I'm sure my husband wouldnt care…lol.

  19. Carmen says – reply to this


    19

    Nice boobs!

  20. katie! says – reply to this


    20

    I love tom waits!!!!!!!

  21. jennifer says – reply to this


    21

    she is gorgeous. and talented. i would expect if any actress could cross over, it would be her. i hope i'm impressed. she picked a great artist to remake.

  22. yazzy says – reply to this


    22

    i have a girl crush on her. xxox
    love you scarlett jo!

  23. *muah* says – reply to this


    23

    where did the pic of harlow madden go?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

  24. georgie says – reply to this


    24

    First!

  25. yoyo says – reply to this


    25

    First!!

  26. honeybee says – reply to this


    26

    the only time i've heard her sing was when she hosted snl. she wasn't good. but she seemed nervous, so maybe that was why.

  27. jonathan myers says – reply to this


    27

    When did Tom Waits become unknown? This album has songs previously covered by other such unknowns as … the Ramones. Uhhhh…. yeah, try stopping at the record store, P-Nasty…

  28. a says – reply to this


    28

    aaaa

  29. The bomb diggity says – reply to this


    29

    WTF?!?!? no one but tom should do his music! it's just not right! Cleavage cleavage thighs and hips, from the nape of her neck to her lipstick lips

  30. sam-n-ella says – reply to this


    30

    actually, who wouldn't be. gay straight or eitherneithernor.

  31. The Greek Giant says – reply to this


    31

    Hello, The Greek Giant here in my palatial Los Angeles estate riding Scarlet like a mule and firing a Giant sperm explosion all over her bulging breasts. This evening, she will sing two Tom Waits songs for me, The Greek Giant, while gargling a load of sperm that I shoot into her mouth with my cock.

    Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums will burn your Hungry Man dinners in the oven while numbing your bird brains with Television Shitcoms and making collect calls to your mothers, since you have no credit and your rent is due very soon. That is all.

  32. Sarah says – reply to this


    32

    Madonna is great! HARD CANDY will be awesome! gotta luv her

  33. mel says – reply to this


    33

    LAST!!!

  34. RoxyGirlPR says – reply to this


    34

    hey she is a great actress so I bet she would be great at anything else she proposes herself to do. Love her work I think she would do really good

  35. Dita Fan says – reply to this


    35

    Dita's hotter!

  36. Gabi says – reply to this


    36

    NOOOOO!!!! we do not need another person ruining his songs. He is amazingly talented and NO ONE can compare so STOP TRYING

  37. barbie says – reply to this


    37

    :) love her :) so amazing with her acting & LV ads :) WOW factor with David Bowie! amazing ! VOTE HILARY :) BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK ! :) HILARY HAS SOLUTIONS, not just an answer like BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA

  38. Lannie Jones says – reply to this


    38

    Scarlette looks like she just woke up (bad cum breath) in some strangers bed. No doubt she rolled out, tied her tangled hair up, slapped on some eyeliner and took off to the next party. Her tits are ready to spill out of that horrible dress.

  39. nicole richie says – reply to this


    39

    scarJo shake UR TITTIES! you sexay thang! :D ahh i cant wait till her album comes out i want to hear it! woohoooo go scar go scar go go go go SCAR;)

  40. Tyler says – reply to this


    40

    I love Scarlett and Tom Waits. I think the album will be good I like her because she has talent, and isnt a complete whore like the other young stars in Hollywood, plus she is an Obama fan just like me!

  41. L says – reply to this


    41

    I guess Tom Waits is the opposite of you, Perez…Meaning, you're well know but your site sucks…no more than one pic posted for each post, no archives for posts or for posters, recycled news that you found on the web (cuz you have no pap team of your own)…But for your eye-catching, teenie-bopper background and self-proclaimed 'most-hated' website (to create controversy), you ARE making $$$$$$.

  42. Reyne says – reply to this


    42

    So this is the 'irony'… Alanis Morissette's new album Flavors Of Entanglement, which is about her break up with Ryan Reynolds, comes out on May 20 - the same day as ScarJo's… what's more… Ryan and Scar are engaged.

  43. not trustin old Bowie says – reply to this


    43

    Bowie is an old man now and old people say the craziest things.

  44. jickjack says – reply to this


    44

    Blech…I don't care what anyone says, Tom Waits is seriously annoying. I can't stand his music so I don't have any desire to hear Scarlett's rendition of it.

  45. CJLD says – reply to this


    45

    Aww she looks gorgeous, as usual!

  46. Katrina says – reply to this


    46

    "Mystified" by her boobs, lolz

  47. Jamie says – reply to this


    47

    Someone needs to stuff her and put her over a mantel somewhere.

  48. Vega Byrne says – reply to this


    48

    Doubt it. David Bowie only goes for brown sugar NOT pasty white.

  49. Hillary FTW says – reply to this


    49

    I like Scarlett, but not her support for Obama.

    Get it together people! Hillary ftw!

    Ladies, let's take back our country. ENOUGH of the popular "golden boy" sweeping in and getting the nomination ahead of a more-qualified woman who has worked longer and harder (we always do). The presidential election should not be a popularity contest!

  50. pEpE is ghey says – reply to this


    50

    yeah, i bet the dude who fucks Iman and likes cock is REAL mystified by her.

    perez is a f*cking idiot.

  51. annnais says – reply to this


    51

    wow, her boobies have power!

  52. Pootie says – reply to this


    52

    I love her! I am looking forward to the album! Smooches!

  53. Hey Giant says – reply to this


    53

    Re: The Greek Giant – Eat one, jerk! Just like your Mommie did!

  54. hannahfiasco says – reply to this


    54

    Scarlett does actually have a good voice, I heard a version she did of Summertime by Gershwin (an old jazz song) and it was really good, and she didn't need to rely on reverb or digitilisation to make it sound good!

  55. dirty old man says – reply to this


    55

    It would take three men and a can opener to get my tounge out of her ass

  56. omg. says – reply to this


    56

    Scarlett is beautiful!! Seriously. i love her.

  57. *** says – reply to this


    57

    Her boobs are FAKE!!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they're NOT that big anyway! They're UGLY and I bet she's not a size E going on to F!!!!!!!! See if she can beat that!!!!!!!!

    SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE

    SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE

    SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE

    SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE

    SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE

    SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE

    when will people get it through their heads?

    She's just another Pamela Anderson!!!!!
    SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. *** says – reply to this


    58

    SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I HATE Scarlett Johansson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. CeeeJayyy says – reply to this


    59

    and how much money(or sexual favours) was he payed to say that?

  60. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


    60

    Damn… she has big tit knots!

  61. panky says – reply to this


    61

    Not too hard to find her singing on youtube, just search for scarlett+summertime.

    Her voice is AAAAAAAMAZING.

  62. whatever says – reply to this


    62

    Shit. They worked together on The Prestige. That's the only reason why he's kissing her ass now.

  63. meh says – reply to this


    63

    She really does have pretty boobs

  64. RICHARD03 says – reply to this


    64

    I WANT TO FUCK THOSE TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Leigh says – reply to this


    65

    Tom Waits is "little known"?? you really do live in a cultural vacuum. you should come out from under your cliche gay jams/ generic indie teen crap cave for a while, it might do you some good to learn about actual music.

  66. Evilsquid says – reply to this


    66

    I hate to admit it, but this might be a really cool album. Scarlett's not taking the easy route with Waits' covers.

  67. *** says – reply to this


    67

    They're UGLY and FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. panky says – reply to this


    68

    It doesnt say Tom Waits is little known, it says the SONG SHE IS SINGING are little knows Tom Waits songs!

    Learn to fucking read until you start commenting on what other people write you fucktard asshat it might do you some good!

  69. amy says – reply to this


    69

    She sings on the Yes We Can song.

  70. *** says – reply to this


    70

    Mine are BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. Joe says – reply to this


    71

    Unknown to maybe the clown with pink hair but the songs are pretty well known.

    Tracklisting for Anywhere I Lay My Head:
    "Fawn"
    "Town With No Cheer"
    "Falling Down"
    "Anywhere I Lay My Head"
    "Fannin' Street"
    "Song for Jo"
    "Green Grass"
    "I Wish I Was in New Orleans"
    "I Don't Want To Grow Up"
    "No One Knows I'm Gone"
    "Who Are You?"

  72. redfool says – reply to this


    72

    who does she think she is… tom waits is a legend amoung

  73. Tired of It says – reply to this


    73

    Tom Waits is totally over-rated.

    It's just so cool and super-hip to love Tom Waits!!!!

    BARF!!!!!

  74. jay says – reply to this


    74

    next jenny creig ad??

  75. Matt says – reply to this


    75

    I heard a few of the songs straight from the studio, unmastered, in oct 06 (this was supposed to come out last summer). It's quite impressive, very sexy. I'm excited it's finally coming out!

  76. Erin says – reply to this


    76

    Whatever. Everyone knows Bowie's a peter puffer. I don't give a damn what model he's married to…especially since I fully believe Iman actually is a man. He's a fantastic talent and musical genius and I absolutely LOVE the majority of his work. But the charade has gone on far too long.

    Her eyeliner's seriously tacky in this picture. It doesn't work for her. It looks like she tried to be Helena Bonham Carter for a night. And I bet she sings like a man. Christ knows she has the speaking voice of one.

  77. kat says – reply to this


    77

    last summer in August…my friends were recording their album and Scarlet Jo had rented the place out the week before and was recording her album…so it's definitely coming.

  78. squidface says – reply to this


    78

    I can't even imagine, her voice = sexiness. same goes for Tom Waits, forget about the visuals these two will rock the baritone sexy keys. I can't wait.

  79. dumb. says – reply to this


    79

    did i just read that people are calling her "fat"? however, you get angry when someone is "too skinny". she looks like a perfectly healthy, buxom woman. so what, she has boobs. big deal. that doesn't mean everyone with boobs has FAKE boobs. some people CAN grow them you know. sorry all you a cups out there, there are girls with more than mosquito bites. and as far as fat? you have got to be joking. look at her narrow waist. you people are sickening.

  80. Tiffany says – reply to this


    80

    Is it possible for her to get any MORE beautiful?! She's damn gorgeous and has talent to boot! I love her tetas! That's what young Hollywood should strive for. I'm tired of all these slutty girls, what happened to classic elegance? Scarlett is amazing.

  81. Helena says – reply to this


    81

    ScarJo thinks she is so fucking cool. Goddammit, I didn't want to get her stupid album but, if Bowie's on it, I'm sort of obliged to do so. David, keep in mind that you will always be cool no matter what. You don't have to hang out with this dumb skank to get people to like you. You are David-fucking-Bowie, for chrissakes.

  82. tina says – reply to this


    82

    IF YOU WATCH LOST IN TRANSLATION SHE SINGS KARAOKE AND YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE HAS A PRETTY VOICE!

  83. Ky says – reply to this


    83

    Wow… kick ass. Hope she's good. Tom Waits is crazy awesome.

  84. llll says – reply to this


    84

    She's way overrated in my opinion. her work in "acting" all looks the same and I think is really substandard. It must be her boobs.

  85. krissi says – reply to this


    85

    i heard her singing…it's nothing special really.
    all these actresses who cross over have this talk-like singing voice, no real power.
    as if they are dragging their words on.

  86. shandiRW says – reply to this


    86

    i'm a straight female, but scarjo's boobs make me bi- she's beautiful, hands down, love her, love her boobs more!

  87. gossipgrl says – reply to this


    87

    I love Scarlett and David Bowie!

  88. get lost says – reply to this


    88

    this fat bitch is overrated, she can't act and she can't sing.. bored us to death! the only career that suits her is a model for playboy

  89. singer or actor? says – reply to this


    89

    oh lordy who cares - she's already richer than anyone here - but frankly, who's going to buy her stuff besides the elitists she probably hates…everyone else will dl it off of any of the free sites that gives us free tunes…why is the world so full of lying sacs of shit? lol and who cares if she sings good??? actors are such a bunch of narcissistic fucks - vapid, vain and like perezzers used and abused by the media they are….sick.

  90. DEE says – reply to this


    90

    yawn

    tired of all the actor turned singers as well as singer turned actor

    BLAH stick to ur guns

  91. shandiRW says – reply to this


    91

    i'm not promoting or saying you should like her, i'm just saying i'd "motorboat" her boobs TONIGHT. strictly-dickly girly-girl here, but yeah her (or her boobs) would make a great 3some! (my man, of course JUST observing, lmao). oh yeah- and first! LMAO

  92. HeeHee says – reply to this


    92

    Re: The Greek Giant – You are so lucky to be doing that….and I'm heating up a SWANSONS…not a Hungry Man frozen dinner

  93. Jughed says – reply to this


    93

    This chick is the undisputed Queen of teh hottness!
    Not only that, she (or her publicist) have great taste in music.
    Dear Scarlett, please let me make dirty love to your boobies :D

  94. Caitlin says – reply to this


    94

    Tom Waits is little known? Nevermind, I forgot what website I was on.

  95. Maggie says – reply to this


    95

    But her voice sounds like she's has throat herpes….

  96. brokenspoons says – reply to this


    96

    tom waits … little known ????? perez get a clue !!!

  97. jimshoez says – reply to this


    97

    Dude, can please not draw on her boobs ever again!!!

  98. marynuggs says – reply to this


    98

    She looks like she is stoned all the time she is really annoying to look at!

  99. kylin says – reply to this


    99

    i think she sang a smidge on will.i.am's video for 'yes we can' from obama's campagain. she had a soft and pretty voice.

  100. Da Man says – reply to this


    100

    Who says Tom Waits is "little known"? My ass. He's a fucking legend and is very well known by everyone over 20 years old with an IQ higher than 30. Which probably means 50% of the folks on this blog do think Tom Waits is "little known."

    PS: Scarlet, Da Man wants to suck on your titites they're the bomb - it's time to step up to this!

More comments: [1] 2 »