ScarJo is Mystifying!

Yes, Scarlett Joahnsson really is doing an album of little known (but critically beloved) songs by Tom Waits.
The record comes out in May and none other than David Bowie provides background vocals on two tracks.
And he swears that ScarJo is good. More than good, actually.
Bowie says on his official website, "The songs are great, really good Tom Waits stuff, and Scarlett's performances are mystical and twice cool."
He must be "mystified" by her boobs!
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David Bowie??? WTF?
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her hair is frizzy as hell.
im straight and female but GODDAMN shes hot i'd totally do her.
her boobs make her look fat!
i see nothing mystical about he at all. and that hair?!?!?!??
I heard her sing summertime, and it's pretty good. Her boobs = way better XD
THIRD Boo Ya
She's DDG
where are nicole richies baby pics perez???
12th??
so what?
She is SO HOT!!! I would totally do her!! I'm sure my husband wouldnt care…lol.
Nice boobs!
I love tom waits!!!!!!!
she is gorgeous. and talented. i would expect if any actress could cross over, it would be her. i hope i'm impressed. she picked a great artist to remake.
i have a girl crush on her. xxox
love you scarlett jo!
where did the pic of harlow madden go?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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the only time i've heard her sing was when she hosted snl. she wasn't good. but she seemed nervous, so maybe that was why.
When did Tom Waits become unknown? This album has songs previously covered by other such unknowns as … the Ramones. Uhhhh…. yeah, try stopping at the record store, P-Nasty…
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WTF?!?!? no one but tom should do his music! it's just not right! Cleavage cleavage thighs and hips, from the nape of her neck to her lipstick lips
actually, who wouldn't be. gay straight or eitherneithernor.
Hello, The Greek Giant here in my palatial Los Angeles estate riding Scarlet like a mule and firing a Giant sperm explosion all over her bulging breasts. This evening, she will sing two Tom Waits songs for me, The Greek Giant, while gargling a load of sperm that I shoot into her mouth with my cock.
Meanwhile, you impoverished American bums will burn your Hungry Man dinners in the oven while numbing your bird brains with Television Shitcoms and making collect calls to your mothers, since you have no credit and your rent is due very soon. That is all.
Madonna is great! HARD CANDY will be awesome! gotta luv her
LAST!!!
hey she is a great actress so I bet she would be great at anything else she proposes herself to do. Love her work I think she would do really good
Dita's hotter!
NOOOOO!!!! we do not need another person ruining his songs. He is amazingly talented and NO ONE can compare so STOP TRYING
:) love her
so amazing with her acting & LV ads
WOW factor with David Bowie! amazing ! VOTE HILARY
BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK !
HILARY HAS SOLUTIONS, not just an answer like BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA
Scarlette looks like she just woke up (bad cum breath) in some strangers bed. No doubt she rolled out, tied her tangled hair up, slapped on some eyeliner and took off to the next party. Her tits are ready to spill out of that horrible dress.
scarJo shake UR TITTIES! you sexay thang!
ahh i cant wait till her album comes out i want to hear it! woohoooo go scar go scar go go go go SCAR;)
I love Scarlett and Tom Waits. I think the album will be good I like her because she has talent, and isnt a complete whore like the other young stars in Hollywood, plus she is an Obama fan just like me!
I guess Tom Waits is the opposite of you, Perez…Meaning, you're well know but your site sucks…no more than one pic posted for each post, no archives for posts or for posters, recycled news that you found on the web (cuz you have no pap team of your own)…But for your eye-catching, teenie-bopper background and self-proclaimed 'most-hated' website (to create controversy), you ARE making $$$$$$.
So this is the 'irony'… Alanis Morissette's new album Flavors Of Entanglement, which is about her break up with Ryan Reynolds, comes out on May 20 - the same day as ScarJo's… what's more… Ryan and Scar are engaged.
Bowie is an old man now and old people say the craziest things.
Blech…I don't care what anyone says, Tom Waits is seriously annoying. I can't stand his music so I don't have any desire to hear Scarlett's rendition of it.
Aww she looks gorgeous, as usual!
"Mystified" by her boobs, lolz
Someone needs to stuff her and put her over a mantel somewhere.
Doubt it. David Bowie only goes for brown sugar NOT pasty white.
I like Scarlett, but not her support for Obama.
Get it together people! Hillary ftw!
Ladies, let's take back our country. ENOUGH of the popular "golden boy" sweeping in and getting the nomination ahead of a more-qualified woman who has worked longer and harder (we always do). The presidential election should not be a popularity contest!
yeah, i bet the dude who fucks Iman and likes cock is REAL mystified by her.
perez is a f*cking idiot.
wow, her boobies have power!
I love her! I am looking forward to the album! Smooches!
Re: The Greek Giant – Eat one, jerk! Just like your Mommie did!
Scarlett does actually have a good voice, I heard a version she did of Summertime by Gershwin (an old jazz song) and it was really good, and she didn't need to rely on reverb or digitilisation to make it sound good!
It would take three men and a can opener to get my tounge out of her ass
Scarlett is beautiful!! Seriously. i love her.
Her boobs are FAKE!!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they're NOT that big anyway! They're UGLY and I bet she's not a size E going on to F!!!!!!!! See if she can beat that!!!!!!!!
SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE
SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE
SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE
SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE
SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE
SCARLETT JOHANSSON WAS NEVER ATTRACTIVE
when will people get it through their heads?
She's just another Pamela Anderson!!!!!
SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE Scarlett Johansson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and how much money(or sexual favours) was he payed to say that?
Damn… she has big tit knots!
Not too hard to find her singing on youtube, just search for scarlett+summertime.
Her voice is AAAAAAAMAZING.
Shit. They worked together on The Prestige. That's the only reason why he's kissing her ass now.
She really does have pretty boobs
I WANT TO FUCK THOSE TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Waits is "little known"?? you really do live in a cultural vacuum. you should come out from under your cliche gay jams/ generic indie teen crap cave for a while, it might do you some good to learn about actual music.
I hate to admit it, but this might be a really cool album. Scarlett's not taking the easy route with Waits' covers.
They're UGLY and FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It doesnt say Tom Waits is little known, it says the SONG SHE IS SINGING are little knows Tom Waits songs!
Learn to fucking read until you start commenting on what other people write you fucktard asshat it might do you some good!
She sings on the Yes We Can song.
Mine are BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown to maybe the clown with pink hair but the songs are pretty well known.
Tracklisting for Anywhere I Lay My Head:
"Fawn"
"Town With No Cheer"
"Falling Down"
"Anywhere I Lay My Head"
"Fannin' Street"
"Song for Jo"
"Green Grass"
"I Wish I Was in New Orleans"
"I Don't Want To Grow Up"
"No One Knows I'm Gone"
"Who Are You?"
who does she think she is… tom waits is a legend amoung
Tom Waits is totally over-rated.
It's just so cool and super-hip to love Tom Waits!!!!
BARF!!!!!
next jenny creig ad??
I heard a few of the songs straight from the studio, unmastered, in oct 06 (this was supposed to come out last summer). It's quite impressive, very sexy. I'm excited it's finally coming out!
Whatever. Everyone knows Bowie's a peter puffer. I don't give a damn what model he's married to…especially since I fully believe Iman actually is a man. He's a fantastic talent and musical genius and I absolutely LOVE the majority of his work. But the charade has gone on far too long.
Her eyeliner's seriously tacky in this picture. It doesn't work for her. It looks like she tried to be Helena Bonham Carter for a night. And I bet she sings like a man. Christ knows she has the speaking voice of one.
last summer in August…my friends were recording their album and Scarlet Jo had rented the place out the week before and was recording her album…so it's definitely coming.
I can't even imagine, her voice = sexiness. same goes for Tom Waits, forget about the visuals these two will rock the baritone sexy keys. I can't wait.
did i just read that people are calling her "fat"? however, you get angry when someone is "too skinny". she looks like a perfectly healthy, buxom woman. so what, she has boobs. big deal. that doesn't mean everyone with boobs has FAKE boobs. some people CAN grow them you know. sorry all you a cups out there, there are girls with more than mosquito bites. and as far as fat? you have got to be joking. look at her narrow waist. you people are sickening.
Is it possible for her to get any MORE beautiful?! She's damn gorgeous and has talent to boot! I love her tetas! That's what young Hollywood should strive for. I'm tired of all these slutty girls, what happened to classic elegance? Scarlett is amazing.
ScarJo thinks she is so fucking cool. Goddammit, I didn't want to get her stupid album but, if Bowie's on it, I'm sort of obliged to do so. David, keep in mind that you will always be cool no matter what. You don't have to hang out with this dumb skank to get people to like you. You are David-fucking-Bowie, for chrissakes.
IF YOU WATCH LOST IN TRANSLATION SHE SINGS KARAOKE AND YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE HAS A PRETTY VOICE!
Wow… kick ass. Hope she's good. Tom Waits is crazy awesome.
She's way overrated in my opinion. her work in "acting" all looks the same and I think is really substandard. It must be her boobs.
i heard her singing…it's nothing special really.
all these actresses who cross over have this talk-like singing voice, no real power.
as if they are dragging their words on.
i'm a straight female, but scarjo's boobs make me bi- she's beautiful, hands down, love her, love her boobs more!
I love Scarlett and David Bowie!
this fat bitch is overrated, she can't act and she can't sing.. bored us to death! the only career that suits her is a model for playboy
oh lordy who cares - she's already richer than anyone here - but frankly, who's going to buy her stuff besides the elitists she probably hates…everyone else will dl it off of any of the free sites that gives us free tunes…why is the world so full of lying sacs of shit? lol and who cares if she sings good??? actors are such a bunch of narcissistic fucks - vapid, vain and like perezzers used and abused by the media they are….sick.
yawn
tired of all the actor turned singers as well as singer turned actor
BLAH stick to ur guns
i'm not promoting or saying you should like her, i'm just saying i'd "motorboat" her boobs TONIGHT. strictly-dickly girly-girl here, but yeah her (or her boobs) would make a great 3some! (my man, of course JUST observing, lmao). oh yeah- and first! LMAO
Re: The Greek Giant – You are so lucky to be doing that….and I'm heating up a SWANSONS…not a Hungry Man frozen dinner
This chick is the undisputed Queen of teh hottness!
Not only that, she (or her publicist) have great taste in music.
Dear Scarlett, please let me make dirty love to your boobies
Tom Waits is little known? Nevermind, I forgot what website I was on.
But her voice sounds like she's has throat herpes….
tom waits … little known ????? perez get a clue !!!
Dude, can please not draw on her boobs ever again!!!
She looks like she is stoned all the time she is really annoying to look at!
i think she sang a smidge on will.i.am's video for 'yes we can' from obama's campagain. she had a soft and pretty voice.
Who says Tom Waits is "little known"? My ass. He's a fucking legend and is very well known by everyone over 20 years old with an IQ higher than 30. Which probably means 50% of the folks on this blog do think Tom Waits is "little known."
PS: Scarlet, Da Man wants to suck on your titites they're the bomb - it's time to step up to this!