ScarJo is Mystifying!

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Yes, Scarlett Joahnsson really is doing an album of little known (but critically beloved) songs by Tom Waits.

The record comes out in May and none other than David Bowie provides background vocals on two tracks.

And he swears that ScarJo is good. More than good, actually.

Bowie says on his official website, "The songs are great, really good Tom Waits stuff, and Scarlett's performances are mystical and twice cool."

He must be "mystified" by her boobs!

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    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 9:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Da Man says – reply to this


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      Re: panky

      And did Perez actually say what songs she's singing? No. So you don't know shit cum guzzler. To anyone who has heard more than one Tom Waits album, none of his songs are "little known."

      PS: Scarlet it's feeding time, holla!

    2. hmm says – reply to this


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      In German it's something like "The Sister of the King" as the title… I feel bad for Natalie having to work with this dumb blonde bimbo.

    3. Zarb says – reply to this


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      Yeah, Well ya never know until you've heard. Maby she really is good? Who knows? But yeah, I guess U can be right. ;) Men get "mystified" kinda easily.

    4. tigger says – reply to this


      104

      Honk if you'r horny! HonkHonkHonk!

    5. yanneng says – reply to this


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      hahaha scarlett's name was spelled wrong!

    6. OP says – reply to this


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      Scar…PLEASE DON'T START SELLING YOURSELF AS A SEX OBJECT. YOUR ALREADY SEXY YOU DON'T HAVE TO SELL YOURSELF. IT IS SO REFRESHING TO HAVE SOMEONE IN THE LIME WITH A LITTLE CLASS. KEEP YOUR CLASS AND DON'T SHOW YOUR BRITNEY.

    7. Mystifying is right says – reply to this


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      Every pose she does is so weird.
      Does she practice in the mirror?
      She makes herself look like an idiot.

    8. Heather says – reply to this


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      We ALL know that whatever David Bowie touches turns into GOLD. Not only can you hear Scar sing on a charity album made… last year (?), but she's surprisingly good!

      I'm just more excited to hear David Bowie's sweet God-like voice on her upcoming tracks.

      LOVE IT!

    9. leo says – reply to this


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      she's great but….why does she always show her boobs off? seriously though…why??

    10. hewather says – reply to this


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      Tom Waits songs should never be sung by anyone but Tom Waits.

      David Bowie is a GOD.

      Bitch better recognize how lucky she is!

    11. jess24tx says – reply to this


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      I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! THIS PISSES ME OFF! SHE IS SOOOO FUCKING OVErRATED! I LOVE TOM WAITS. TOM WAITS SUPER FAN #1 OVA HERE! IT PISSES ME OFF THAT SHE IS DOING A WHOLE ALBUM OF TOM WAITS SONGS. COCKSUCKER! HE SHOULD BE PISSED! WHY IS BOWIE PARTICIPATING IN THIS? DAMN IT BOWIE! DAMN IT WORLD! aaaaaHHH!
      FUCK

    12. Weinerdog says – reply to this


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      I know someone who has heard the songs.
      They said her voice is buried in the tracks……………in other words they overproduced to hide a just okay voice.

      Don't buy into the hype!

    13. Juliejulie says – reply to this


      113

      I LOVE DAVID BOWIE

    14. Phut says – reply to this


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      FFs "Little known " ????? Just because you are a moron who listens to Kylie efing Mingoue.Tom Waites is an international legend you bloody idiot.

    15. Maggy says – reply to this


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      she's gorgeous and a good actress… maybe she should stick to that…

    16. johan says – reply to this


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      besides her boobs she has no talent at all and she's no as pretty as some people say !!

    17. hotel283 says – reply to this


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      so she like Tom Wait's so much that she'll record his songs but will still fuck with that fucking stupid muppet Timberloser

      I know Tom Wait's fans. They'd kill themselves before they listen to that twerps music (or I should say his producers music - god knows he doesn't have brain one in that pointy head)

      sorry "ScarJo" - this proves you are a poser and a climber. A shame, you really are a pretty girl.

    18. This is sooo retarded says – reply to this


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      Uggh, this is so ridiculous, what a freaking moron. Can't these actors stick to what they're supposed to do, acting? What makes them think that just because they're famous actors they can sing and whatever else they feel like doing and that anybody is gonna give a flying fck about their music? Please don't insult people who has real singing talent. I wonder how she sounds singing, I doubt she sounds any better than speaking with her man voice. I guess all she wants is publicity and a little attention.

      And BTW, stop openly displaying and pimping out your boobs, you ugly ho Cowhonsson. We know it's the only thing you've got going for yourself, but they aren't even too good, and the rest of you is ugly. I guess showing them off is the only way you can get any attention and anyobody to look at you, how pathetic.

    19. huh? says – reply to this


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      God she's UGLY. And OVERRATED.

    20. what an ugly cow says – reply to this


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      She's UGLY. And FAT. And OVERRATED.

    21. SaraH says – reply to this


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      TOM WAITS is amazing ! not just anyone can sing a tom waits song .. take talent , special talent .

    22. asdkfjsdf says – reply to this


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      David Bowie is amazing.

    23. icecreamassasin says – reply to this


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      UGH little known? tom waits is a huge artist with a huge following
      the man is a legend
      and thats all you write
      do your fucking homework
      all you do is sit by a computer anyways so just look it up
      love your site but fuck give respect where its due
      LAAAAMMMMEEEE

    24. dave says – reply to this


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      I wish that butt pirate Perez would go find a tall tree and a long piece of rope and do the world a big favor, doesnt he have better things to do like take it from his b/f Perez shut the hell up and go away you fruit loop

    25. Tsumori says – reply to this


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      hahahhaa.. she does look like a cow.. fat and overrated and stupid.. her boobs are not nice as well… by the time she's 30 her orbs would be sagging.. her face? only so so… and why does she always pose like a professional hooker??? because she knows without being slutty people wouldn't look at her twice! i've heard her singing too.. not too impressive!

    26. Bubba says – reply to this


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      Re: @#%&(*^^)+*(^$@@%&(*&^%^%*&^$@# – She's been in bed with Bowie…what u expect???

    27. Bubba says – reply to this


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      Re: Lurie – She's been in bed with Bowie, what u expect???

    28. kate says – reply to this


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      how come scarlett gets to work with david fucking bowie?!?! I am so jealous. she isn't even a singer! stick to acting my dear

    29. steff says – reply to this


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      she is so sexy!

    30. Leave it to me...:o) says – reply to this


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      Re: The Greek Giant – Dag Dog…Greek Giant, can you get any more gross? Most men who brag about there sexuality has a small dick…keep on bragging, your putting your foot in your mouth! Dream on buddy! And since you've defined "Impoverished American Bums" so well, it sounds like you've been there, done that! Get over yourself, you make me sick!

    31. prune says – reply to this


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      she does have nice eyes too. the lips are a bit overdone. no clue about the boobs but i'm sure they can change with public opinion. basically after that dodgy future movie i really wonder whether waits songs are wasted on her, but, hey, we all make mistakes. could work out ok. "tom waits with cleavage": hmm stick that outside a bar and i'm drinking there all night to see if it works.

    32. mastiff says – reply to this


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      wait, how many of you people got through high school? can anyone here write in their own language? if u wanna say something, it carries way more weight if you can spell, fools!

    33. Noble says – reply to this


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      Yeah…and you just want the dress. Oink, Oink.

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