Separated At Birth

Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.
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Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.
[Photos via Getty Images.]
omg YES LIKE TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really hate alba. DIE BITCH
WOW very eery
lol. jessica's fug
HECK YEA…. JESSICA YOU SUCK BEEYOTCH!
PEREZ U GOT IT WRONG HE LOOKS JJUST LIKE BOBBY TRENDY, CHANGE THE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought he looked just like miley syrus!
no. you're a fucking idiot.
I think he looks like Rufus Wainwright.
Hilarious! And dead on!
HOLY MOLY…. ummm… WOW, if someone said that was Danny Noriega in drag, I'd believe it!
Danny's prettier.
Ok Seriously, I was about to send you this as a "tip!" I LOVE that you beat me to it. It's all I can think of when he's singing, putting a purple dress on him and some horrible reddish lipstick!
His mannerisms are annoying.
Haaaaaaaa! That's a good one.
Totally Agree! The entire time i was watching him on Idol, I could only think about how much he looked like her!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
omg!!! that's what I so thought last night! good catch Perez!!
A little orange tan and they're identical!
leave brit .. erm jessica alone! -_-
She has the body of a twelve year old.
all mexicans look alike
I seriously thought that last night. Crazy!
Wow the resemblance is uncanny!!
I've seen DANNY as a either a girl or guy name so I'll assume girl here.
Yah the woman in the sweater is sexier
hahah thats so true..
LOL this is tooo funny!!!!!!!!
haha too funny
DANNY gets my vote!!
So funny. Too bad his personality is so much more feminine than hers!
that makes me cry
LOL
OMG!!!!
YES!!
So on the money!!
Stupid biotch!!! He's prettier!
Hahahah!
OMG I was so saying this all last night!! it is so true they look identical!!!!
I am so glad someone else noticed this, I was thinking the same thing since he auditioned, TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEY BOTH HAVE NO TALENT!!!
I think Danny is prettier than Alba
I love him! He's so fagulous and sassy! And the boy can sing! And I looooove Jessica!
She looks like Miley Cyrus
I would eat david archuletta
OK, it's pretty clear now. Perez just wants to pick on Jessica Alba without any real reason. Shame on you!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Too funny!!! I like that kid, and Im sure you and the rest of the GLBTs do to!
I love danny but jason castro is better (:
First
fifth
her lost lil' bro.
Bwaaaahahahahahaaa!!
And I though he looked like a Hannah Montana (male?) version!!!
Yes-I noticed that right away-although he seems to have a sparkle in his eye and is prettier and probably a better actor than her!
…except Danny has a personality.
I said the exact same thing to my sister when we watched him perform!! My mom thinks he looks like Miley Cyrus but I totally see Jessica Alba instead!
Oh shit! I thought that was Phoebe Cates!
danny is waaaaaaay cuter than alba..
she looks stupid at oscar by the way..
haha
I sooooo thought that the first time I saw him. I can't get it out of my head when I look at him.
More than beautiful ! Her nudist profile with some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named nudist only days ago. I will help you guys check it out
LATINAS, LATINOS…THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME……HOW CAN YOU TELL ALL THOSE BROWN PEOPLE APART?!?!
the first time we saw him, my 11 year old daughter and i noticed this. now he is know as 'jessicalba' when we talk about idol!
I totally agree with you on this, Perez. Jessica is the first person who came to my mind when I saw this dude on A.I. The resemblance is STRIKING.
Maybe they are some distant cousins. They probably share some ancestry and have the same great great great grandpa who lived and died in Tijuana.
Poor Jess: the more she tries to escape her latina roots, the more they come back to haunt her.
wow he's really a girly girl!
Yep, sorry Jessica but you really do look like a wetback. I guess your mom's white genes didn't kick in enough to save your brown ass so stop hatin yourself and be proud to be Mexican.
Stop talking shit about alba. Its fucking stupid. Get over it. She is beautiful. ASSCLOWN
I think he looks and has the mannerisms of Miley Cyrus!!!!
God I HATE Jessica Alba soo much. But they could definitely be brother and sister!
Perhaps Danny is one of the millions of cousins she has but is ashamed of because they certainly look alike.
ps he's prettier
Looks like old danny boy is a queer! He lloks like all the other Mexicans down here in Texas.
SADLY ENOUGH DANNY IS EVEN FAR MORE PRISSY THEN JESSICA,DID YOU CHECK OUT THE PICS WHEN HE WAS WITH HIS PUNK BAND!!!I SWORE HE WAS A GIRL
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I called this lasst night while watching the show.
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I hate them both.
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… she really is beautiful. I'm sorry you hate her so much, Mario, but she can't help it if she's better looking than you!
That is HYSTERICAL!!!! So true, so funny. Rotflmao!!!
No joke!!
OMG I kept saying that since day one and nobody else thought so! lol My girls were like "umm no he doesn't!" He looks JUST LIKE that bitch!
OMG-ths guy is soooo annoying/hes gna stay around b/c hes funny & keeps us laughin @ his gay a$$ (&I CAN SAY HES A FAG) b/c I am gay … BUT geeeez, he makes us look like lil girls, I HATE IT !!!!!
OMFG
all you haters are idiots
they look EXACTLY ALIKE
you dont have to hate them to see that.
but i do fuckin hate BOTH of them.
loves ya perezz*
If he wins he will be the first Mexican queen American Idol. Maybe he should be auditioning as the first illegal alien queen of American Idol.
LOL! wow… that's wild..
DUDE…….U BEAT ME TO IT …..I TOLD MY FRIEND YESTERDAY THAT THEY LOOKED THE SAME>>>>>I ACTUALLY THINK HE MAKES A BETTER JESSICA….LOL
i think he looks like Miley Cirus / Hannah Montana - right!!!!!
This is so funny. I thought the exact SAME thing watching last night - that he looked just like Jessica Alba. Go girl.
Danny when are you coming home? My grass needs cutting.
Not even close, Perez. You know that you want to be butt fucked by DN fat boy!
jajajajajaja!
son fucking iguales.
Pobre man…
OMG!!! they look JUST the same!! it's the most accurate separated at birth so far!!!
we were saying a male version of Myley Cyrus, but this is a good one too
when you've seen one mexican you have seen them all. This ugly, little beaner does not look like miley, billy Ray's daughter, are you nuts? What an insult!
LOL I LOVE YOU PEREZ! haha. jessica suuuuuuuuucks.
OMG! I've been thinking that all along too!
you shouldnt have done him the injustice of comparing him to her. hes such a little cutie. I love him…her…not so much.
DANNY'S ALOT CUTER, HAS A PERSONALITY, & SEEMS TO BE MORE INTERESTING THAN "LA ALBA"
Mexican men are so feminine and unmanly the other thing they are good for is lawnwork. His skin is simply revolting to me.
I KNOW!!!!! that's the first thing i said when i saw this guy on american idol.. how much he looks like jessica alba!! my mom agreed too!!
SI ELLA ESTUVIERA EN MEXICO, SERÍA UNA CUALQUIERA, NO ES SUFICIENTEMENTE BONITA PARA SER LATINA
SHE´S A BITCH!!!!
Totally! but HE'S much cuter and has talent!
OMG, just like twins!!!! I knew he looked familiar, just could not figure out who!!!
LOL!! They look exactly alike!! They both have that "I'm sniffing shit" grin on their face …. Get over yourself Jessica!
he looks like Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee!
What's your problem with Alba? She pee in your cheerios?
I said that the first time I saw the boy.
OMG. That is so funny! They do look like sisters.
Mexican guys either prance around wearing high heels, make-up and dresses or they are ugly brutal gang members who sell drugs, brutalize people, commit crimes, drop of elementary school and knock up their women every nine months. That is their only fate in life. I hope this wetback sissy doesn't win because I do not want a wetback as the next American Idol. Josiah was robbed!
I don't see a resembalence?
Oh looky here, a lawnboy & a maid.
OMG!!! I said this to my family last night…he is a female Jessica Alba…we are laughing this morning.
Simon please bring back Josiah he was so cute and sweet. He would have been the perfect Idol because I'm tired of the women.