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1. Palomisha says – reply to this
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   omg YES LIKE TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. LYNDERRRRRR says – reply to this
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   I really hate alba. DIE BITCH

3. jill says – reply to this
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   WOW very eery

4. lol says – reply to this
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   lol. jessica's fug

5. Valentina says – reply to this
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   HECK YEA…. JESSICA YOU SUCK BEEYOTCH!

6. bigdawg says – reply to this
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   PEREZ U GOT IT WRONG HE LOOKS JJUST LIKE BOBBY TRENDY, CHANGE THE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. kkd says – reply to this
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   i thought he looked just like miley syrus!

8. mariya says – reply to this
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   no. you're a fucking idiot.

9. idolzfanny says – reply to this
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   I think he looks like Rufus Wainwright.

10. Lucy says – reply to this
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    Hilarious! And dead on!

11. Tantrum says – reply to this
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    HOLY MOLY…. ummm… WOW, if someone said that was Danny Noriega in drag, I'd believe it!

12. Chickie says – reply to this
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    Danny's prettier.

13. CarrieFaery says – reply to this
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    Ok Seriously, I was about to send you this as a "tip!" I LOVE that you beat me to it. It's all I can think of when he's singing, putting a purple dress on him and some horrible reddish lipstick!

14. ee says – reply to this
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    His mannerisms are annoying.

15. christine says – reply to this
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    Haaaaaaaa! That's a good one.

16. Natalie says – reply to this
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    Totally Agree! The entire time i was watching him on Idol, I could only think about how much he looked like her!

17. hahaha says – reply to this
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

18. littlemissfab says – reply to this
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    omg!!! that's what I so thought last night! good catch Perez!!

19. richnhot says – reply to this
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    A little orange tan and they're identical!

20. kesk says – reply to this
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    leave brit .. erm jessica alone! -_-

21. Ja says – reply to this
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    She has the body of a twelve year old.

22. ME says – reply to this
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    all mexicans look alike

23. Maggie says – reply to this
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    I seriously thought that last night. Crazy!

24. Veronica says – reply to this
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    Wow the resemblance is uncanny!!

25. rich says – reply to this
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    I've seen DANNY as a either a girl or guy name so I'll assume girl here.
    Yah the woman in the sweater is sexier

26. mia says – reply to this
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    hahah thats so true..

27. bonnie says – reply to this
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    LOL this is tooo funny!!!!!!!!

28. madison says – reply to this
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    haha too funny

29. JENNAY says – reply to this
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    DANNY gets my vote!!

30. B says – reply to this
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    So funny. Too bad his personality is so much more feminine than hers!

31. Linda says – reply to this
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    that makes me cry

    LOL

32. Nancy says – reply to this
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    OMG!!!!
    YES!!
    So on the money!!
    Stupid biotch!!! He's prettier!
    Hahahah!

33. Michelle says – reply to this
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    OMG I was so saying this all last night!! it is so true they look identical!!!!

34. Maggie says – reply to this
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    I am so glad someone else noticed this, I was thinking the same thing since he auditioned, TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!

35. Manhattaniterbiter says – reply to this
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEY BOTH HAVE NO TALENT!!!

36. LILY says – reply to this
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    I think Danny is prettier than Alba

37. Garrett Westlake says – reply to this
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    I love him! He's so fagulous and sassy! And the boy can sing! And I looooove Jessica!

38. Oprah's VaJayJay says – reply to this
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    She looks like Miley Cyrus

    I would eat david archuletta

39. PerezIsAPig says – reply to this
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    OK, it's pretty clear now. Perez just wants to pick on Jessica Alba without any real reason. Shame on you!

40. tash says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Too funny!!! I like that kid, and Im sure you and the rest of the GLBTs do to!

41. ashleyy says – reply to this
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    I love danny but jason castro is better (:
    First

42. jen says – reply to this
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    fifth

43. Sebastian says – reply to this
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    her lost lil' bro.

44. BA says – reply to this
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    Bwaaaahahahahahaaa!!
    And I though he looked like a Hannah Montana (male?) version!!!

45. JEN says – reply to this
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    Yes-I noticed that right away-although he seems to have a sparkle in his eye and is prettier and probably a better actor than her!

46. tHR says – reply to this
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    …except Danny has a personality.

47. Susie says – reply to this
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    I said the exact same thing to my sister when we watched him perform!! My mom thinks he looks like Miley Cyrus but I totally see Jessica Alba instead!

48. pK says – reply to this
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    Oh shit! I thought that was Phoebe Cates!

49. kezia says – reply to this
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    danny is waaaaaaay cuter than alba..
    she looks stupid at oscar by the way..
    haha

50. amanda says – reply to this
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    I sooooo thought that the first time I saw him. I can't get it out of my head when I look at him.

51. www.nudistonly.com says – reply to this
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    More than beautiful ! Her nudist profile with some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named nudist only days ago. I will help you guys check it out

52. WHITE IS RIGHT.. says – reply to this
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    LATINAS, LATINOS…THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME……HOW CAN YOU TELL ALL THOSE BROWN PEOPLE APART?!?!

53. jbaby says – reply to this
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    the first time we saw him, my 11 year old daughter and i noticed this. now he is know as 'jessicalba' when we talk about idol!

54. tess says – reply to this
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    I totally agree with you on this, Perez. Jessica is the first person who came to my mind when I saw this dude on A.I. The resemblance is STRIKING.
    Maybe they are some distant cousins. They probably share some ancestry and have the same great great great grandpa who lived and died in Tijuana.
    Poor Jess: the more she tries to escape her latina roots, the more they come back to haunt her.

55. jimena says – reply to this
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    wow he's really a girly girl!

56. Danny says – reply to this
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    Yep, sorry Jessica but you really do look like a wetback. I guess your mom's white genes didn't kick in enough to save your brown ass so stop hatin yourself and be proud to be Mexican.

57. MN Nick says – reply to this
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    Stop talking shit about alba. Its fucking stupid. Get over it. She is beautiful. ASSCLOWN

58. Jen says – reply to this
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    I think he looks and has the mannerisms of Miley Cyrus!!!!

59. LAUREN says – reply to this
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    God I HATE Jessica Alba soo much. But they could definitely be brother and sister!

60. Simon says – reply to this
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    Perhaps Danny is one of the millions of cousins she has but is ashamed of because they certainly look alike.

61. LAUREN says – reply to this
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    ps he's prettier

62. Long Star says – reply to this
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    Looks like old danny boy is a queer! He lloks like all the other Mexicans down here in Texas.

63. TRINA says – reply to this
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    SADLY ENOUGH DANNY IS EVEN FAR MORE PRISSY THEN JESSICA,DID YOU CHECK OUT THE PICS WHEN HE WAS WITH HIS PUNK BAND!!!I SWORE HE WAS A GIRL

64. It's Taylor!!! says – reply to this
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    I called this lasst night while watching the show.
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    I hate them both.
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65. Gorgeous pic of Jessica ... says – reply to this
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    … she really is beautiful. I'm sorry you hate her so much, Mario, but she can't help it if she's better looking than you!

66. Cyndikiss says – reply to this
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    That is HYSTERICAL!!!! So true, so funny. Rotflmao!!!

67. Salitha says – reply to this
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    No joke!!

68. BochincheGirl518 says – reply to this
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    OMG I kept saying that since day one and nobody else thought so! lol My girls were like "umm no he doesn't!" He looks JUST LIKE that bitch!

69. Nick says – reply to this
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    OMG-ths guy is soooo annoying/hes gna stay around b/c hes funny & keeps us laughin @ his gay a$$ (&I CAN SAY HES A FAG) b/c I am gay … BUT geeeez, he makes us look like lil girls, I HATE IT !!!!!

70. Stephanie says – reply to this
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    OMFG

    all you haters are idiots
    they look EXACTLY ALIKE
    you dont have to hate them to see that.
    but i do fuckin hate BOTH of them.

    loves ya perezz*

71. Lee says – reply to this
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    If he wins he will be the first Mexican queen American Idol. Maybe he should be auditioning as the first illegal alien queen of American Idol.

72. squid12 says – reply to this
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    LOL! wow… that's wild..

73. Jenna says – reply to this
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    DUDE…….U BEAT ME TO IT …..I TOLD MY FRIEND YESTERDAY THAT THEY LOOKED THE SAME>>>>>I ACTUALLY THINK HE MAKES A BETTER JESSICA….LOL

74. curly says – reply to this
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    i think he looks like Miley Cirus / Hannah Montana - right!!!!!

75. bebe says – reply to this
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    This is so funny. I thought the exact SAME thing watching last night - that he looked just like Jessica Alba. Go girl.

76. Rich Bitch says – reply to this
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    Danny when are you coming home? My grass needs cutting.

77. JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this
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    Not even close, Perez. You know that you want to be butt fucked by DN fat boy!

78. flowerpty says – reply to this
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    jajajajajaja!
    son fucking iguales.

    Pobre man…

79. flor says – reply to this
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    OMG!!! they look JUST the same!! it's the most accurate separated at birth so far!!!

80. beth says – reply to this
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    we were saying a male version of Myley Cyrus, but this is a good one too

81. tacochips says – reply to this
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    when you've seen one mexican you have seen them all. This ugly, little beaner does not look like miley, billy Ray's daughter, are you nuts? What an insult!

82. auds says – reply to this
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    LOL I LOVE YOU PEREZ! haha. jessica suuuuuuuuucks.

83. Chanty says – reply to this
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    OMG! I've been thinking that all along too!

84. Brookelyn says – reply to this
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    you shouldnt have done him the injustice of comparing him to her. hes such a little cutie. I love him…her…not so much.

85. MARIANELA SAYERS says – reply to this
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    DANNY'S ALOT CUTER, HAS A PERSONALITY, & SEEMS TO BE MORE INTERESTING THAN "LA ALBA"

86. ugly girly boy says – reply to this
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    Mexican men are so feminine and unmanly the other thing they are good for is lawnwork. His skin is simply revolting to me.