The Olsen Twins Want to Inspire You Your Money!

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Adding to their media empire, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are coming out with a coffee table book this fall.

Hopefully it won't be as overpriced as their new clothing line!

According to Ashley, the book will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation."

Translation: "People told us what cool people we should put in the book to make us look cool!"

Mary Kate said that they hope that the people they interviewed for the book inspire us folks the way they've inspired the super twins.

Translations: "Got any blow?"

A few of the peeps who will be featured are shoe designer Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello.

What, no Chloe Sevigny?????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 12:41 pm / Email this  »

    77 comments to “The Olsen Twins Want to Inspire You Your Money!”

    1. anon says – reply to this


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      first

    2. tatalalicious says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!! I HATE MKO

    3. Katie says – reply to this


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      FIRST?

    4. Kay says – reply to this


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      wooooo.
      Olsen twins at it again.
      At least they look better than they did.

    5. sarah says – reply to this


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      they're weird.

    6. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      haha…..

    7. smoking bitch says – reply to this


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      so…15th

    8. cainusrising says – reply to this


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      45th bitches!!!

    9. Laura De says – reply to this


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      Why the pub stunt? They want good media after the bad Heath coverage? It's not like they need the money, either…

      There's something off about this.

    10. charlotte says – reply to this


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      lol o dear

    11. Kylie Minogue says – reply to this


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      Hi everyone! Watch out for my next single, "All I See" which is an R&B track from my 10th studio album, X. Hope you'll like it! Hugs and kisses, from me, Kylie. ;)

    12. cainusrising says – reply to this


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      86th place!

    13. Zoe says – reply to this


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      Heath Ledger in there?

    14. erin says – reply to this


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      those twins annoy the hell out of me!

    15. Nancy says – reply to this


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      why isn't Bob Colacello's name in bold? :X

    16. wtf says – reply to this


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      inspired them to do what exactly? their empire was built when they were 6 months old!

    17. Nonie H says – reply to this


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      WHAT ABOUT BOB SAGET? CANDANCE CAMERON? DAVE COULIER?

    18. skeletor says – reply to this


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      chloe will be in it….they just didn't mention her because everybody figured she'd be in it

    19. wenD says – reply to this


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      yeah babe…luv this part
      candians rock!!

    20. simone says – reply to this


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      boooo!!!i dont want that…they cant even crack a smile

    21. christal says – reply to this


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      oh great.

    22. losers says – reply to this


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      twenty first

    23. trolls says – reply to this


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      they still look like trolls!!!

    24. Nonie H says – reply to this


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      JODIE SWEETIN? LORI LOUGHLIN? ANYONE…?

      We all know John Stamos is busy filming a pilot or chasing poon…

    25. Joker Boy says – reply to this


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      What the heck happened to them? Did cute go completely out of style???…

      www.blackbeatpress.com

    26. troll twins says – reply to this


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      they are fucking ugly

    27. Candy says – reply to this


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      I like the Olsen twins, but I think they are horrible and untalented actresses. REally, they should go back to school!

    28. katherine says – reply to this


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      firsssst .. mks looking healthier yay :)

    29. Candy says – reply to this


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      They are thanking designers? Retards! They should thank Bob Saget. LOL

    30. Veronica says – reply to this


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      These chicks should have like massive biceps and shoulders carrying those overnight bags as purses.

    31. kasha says – reply to this


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      i was hoping someone ran them over already

    32. Jeff says – reply to this


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      I'm guessing that Heath Ledger isn't one of the people interviewed??

    33. sam says – reply to this


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      They're nuts if they think their fans are interested a book of that sort. I'm surprised the Olson's turned out to be as shallow as they seem to be, especially Mary Kate. I really don't want to see another photo of her oversized anorexic head with her uncombed hair she thinks is stylish.

    34. Molly says – reply to this


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      Chloe Sevigny is an ugly man faced whore! She better not appear in their book. All Chloe Sevigny can do is a demonstration on how to suck a dick. Chloe Sevigny has to, no one would talk to her if she didn't!!!

    35. I shit out an Olsen this morning. says – reply to this


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      No Bob Saget? What a bunch of ungrateful betches!

    36. Toots says – reply to this


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      barf - I absolutely HATE these girls. They are (in no particular order), 1. ugly, 2. boring, 3. untalented, 4. and they look like fucking bugs.

    37. Lannie Jones says – reply to this


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      I'm so sick of these two identical looking, google-eyed-duck-lipped hobbits. I mean….what's with those lips? they look all fake and sheet. They both look like little girls trying to look grown up. What do they do? why do you continue to give them play?

    38. megan says – reply to this


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      does anyone else think that there a little weird =S

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    40. Kate says – reply to this


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      They both look good at least. Both of them have good taste though…w.e. though…

    41. Ven says – reply to this


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      they should SO do a coffee table book about coffee tables!!!!
      (lol..classic Seinfeld episode)

    42. Ali says – reply to this


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      … Not as good of role models as we thought growing up, are they?

      It's obvious that Mary-Kate was Heath Ledger's drug whore. Where's the LOVE?

    43. Donna West says – reply to this


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      Those 2 little twin/shits could disappear and no one would care.

    44. KANAN says – reply to this


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      ARE THEY BOTH BLONDE NOW TO CUT DOWN ON THE DEATH THREATS SINCE HEATH'S UNTIMELY DEATH ?

    45. PeReZiSjEaKoUs says – reply to this


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      Gee Perez, you sound jealous! As usual. It just eats you up that they have hundreds of millions of dollars and you have…well, nothing. Petty pig.

    46. Allison says – reply to this


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      You can only hope to have as much money as they do. Shut the Fuck up Perez. Your jealousy isn't becoming.

    47. erin krimian says – reply to this


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      perez, terry richardson has shot chloe sevigny.
      who's to say it won't be featured in this book.

    48. jess says – reply to this


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      Where can I get those black sandals MK is sporting?

    49. I HATE CRACKHEADS says – reply to this


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      THESE TWO ARE SO MESSED UP ON DRUGS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!! I HEARD THEY WERE MAJOR CRACKHEADS AND DID IT ON A DAILY BASIS, THEY ALSO POP PILLS AND ARE MESSED UP 24/7!!!! THEY ABSOLUTELY DISCUST ME. AND IT'S TIME THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS WHAT CRACKHEADS THEY BOTH ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    50. Lilly says – reply to this


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      Do they ever get their hair done?????

    51. R says – reply to this


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      Why are these 2 trolls still famous, why are stupid people filling their pockets, they look 12, dress like 35, and have no talent.

    52. I shit out an Olsen this morning. says – reply to this


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      Re: I HATE CRACKHEADS – Bitch, you a crackhead for not knowing how to spell right. Stop posting such ignorant mess.

    53. JLP says – reply to this


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      I wish someone would inspire THEM with soap and a shower or bath!! These two are hilarious! Laughable that anyone is buying their "clothing line". Christ, I have seen homeless people look more put together than these two.

    54. Can't stand them says – reply to this


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      These little bitches make me sick… made zillions of dollars for basically doing nothing, but being some shitty little kid actors on a stupid sitcom. They got tons of money from selling shit to little kids (tapes, books, clothes.. etc.. ) Makes me sick and what's worse my kids love them and I could never figure out why the hell they were so damned popular, but the teenage girls like these two little twigs!!

    55. anie says – reply to this


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      They have very poor posture. Head up shoulders back will do a lot for them. They look like little old women

    56. vero says – reply to this


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      These girls have always looked like trolls to me…and they haven't aged well.

    57. skg says – reply to this


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      What insignificant twits you are. The Olsen Twins have done more with their lives than 80% of the children of Hollyweird ever will. While the rest of the toads are out fucking for publicity, these two have quietly amassed corporate integrity, business saavy, and silent success while you sad souls grovel for it.

    58. ThatsCrazy says – reply to this


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      The dude in the suit is HOT!!!! Yummmmmmmmmmmm

    59. SALLY says – reply to this


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      I GUESS MORE MONIES NEED TO BE MADE , SO LETS DO A BOOK !!!

    60. zanetta says – reply to this


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      without any talent, uninspired, useless, ugly, not cool at all, bad tasted and short necked mini people (they just screw around their head directly on their shoulders - this must hurt:)

    61. celina says – reply to this


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      WILL DAVE COULYAY BE IN THE BOOK, OR BOB SAGAT? THESE GIRLS ARE NOT ARTISTS, OR HAVE NOT ENCOUNTERED ANY ADVERSITY TO MAKE THEM AT ALL INTERESTING…THEY MADE THEIR WEALTH BY SELLING TWEEN CLOTHES IN WALMART AND MAKING MASS MARKETED,DUMBED-DOWN-FOR-MASS-AMERICA MOVIES. WHERE IS THEIR ARTISTIC INTEGRITY?THESE GIRLS ARE SO ANNOYING.THEY ARE UGLY AND PERSONALITYLESS….I WOULD NEVER BUY ANYTHING THEY SELL.

    62. Allie says – reply to this


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      Those heels are hot!

    63. Anna says – reply to this


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      It is funny how you Perez of all people make fun of people makin money…Um at least they are doing more than making a column and annoying all of the world…

      Oh and by the way there clothes aren't overpriced i have a lot of their first collection and it is some of my favorite stuff i own…

    64. Yak says – reply to this


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      Do these bitches ever smile? They are 2 of the richest actors in make-believe-land and they always look depressed or pissed off. Smile a little, coochies. If your parents wouldn't have gotten you that gig on Full House you'd probably be working at Walmart so get over yourselves.

    65. Paige says – reply to this


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      " the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation."

      i'm really sad that i'm considered to be in their generation. my question is, are they greatful, also, to the people that told them that being anorexic was the thing of the year?

      i'm just glad their thighs are starting to realize that having a figure is more important than being a [stick] figure.

    66. DNAN says – reply to this


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      THEY SHOULD DO A SEX TAPE TOGETHER

    67. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      WHY CAN'T THEY TAKE A CLUE FROM SARAH JESSICA SELLING LOW PRICED CLOTHES AT STEVE AND BERRY'S? WHAT BESIDES "FULL HOUSE" DID THESE TWO EVEN DO ANYWAY?

    68. Zoe says – reply to this


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      I don't know why they actually think they look good. They always look like little sucked up mongloid children to me…

    69. notme says – reply to this


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      loser freaks!!

    70. L says – reply to this


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      What designer gladiator heels are those? I WANT.

    71. DawnDuhDuh says – reply to this


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      Them bitches are workin' those pumps!

    72. redwhine says – reply to this


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      Arent they a bit old to be still so identical in appearance for crissakes-are they scared no-one will know who they are anymore if they change their looks?They are so droll and boring and they always walk like cretins-wincy and damn irritating.

    73. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Then they can tie the book around their necks and jump in the hudson river. bitches

    74. teens says – reply to this


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      they are so short! Even wearing those massive heels….they are still pintsized! Like 10 year olds playing dress ups.

    75. Caitlin says – reply to this


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      THEY CAN SUCK IT
      mary kate took my baby away from us all!

      WHY CANT I QUIT YOU !

      ahhah

    76. kc says – reply to this


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      gEEZE, HOW CAN U HATE THEM SO MUCH?? aRE U JEALOUS OF THEIR THIGHS PERE?CHRIST!

    77. Noble says – reply to this


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      And the people who buy it deserve what they get.
      I suppose they're going to have to include you in there too, eh, Porkie?