Paula's Comeback Plan

We have to hand it to her, Paula Abdul is being very smart about her return to music.

She really wants to be Forever Your Girl, possums.

Paula La Loca's plans for her first album in over a decade is quite clever and (she's hoping) a guaranteed hit.

"I'm back in the studio already. Im going to do 5 or 6 of my # 1 songs, but interpreted by different producers like Will.I.Am," says Abdul.

The album will also include five NEW songs.

We'll probably buy the disc. It better have a sizzling new version of Cold Hearted!

Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 10:10 am / Email this »

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PAULA IS A CUNT! says – reply to this

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rebak07 says – reply to this

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first
WOW says – reply to this

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Re: PAULA IS A CUNT! –

Angry much?
Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
Nice mouth, pig.
Do yourself and others a favor, go get an education.
Lauren says – reply to this

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That's sad
Keeley says – reply to this

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cool
Joy says – reply to this

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THere is nothing wrong with Paula that a real man or a vibrator couldn't fix in a hurry.
first says – reply to this

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first?
madison says – reply to this

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take one step forward and two steps back
kate says – reply to this

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whyyyyyy
ceci says – reply to this

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first
Calling all Assholes: says – reply to this

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When a new pic is up and it says "no comments", check it, there are.
The "no comments" stays there for about the first 10 comments.
So stop with the first shit.
If thats what you feel makes you a somebody, get a life.
what says – reply to this

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first hundred
rach says – reply to this

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she's old. who cares… first?
me says – reply to this

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GOOO PAULA. SHE ROCKS. LOVE HER
NYC4 says – reply to this

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I use to like Paula's music in the 80's. But the more I see of her and listen to her talk she makes me sick.
The "cute" thing is not making it for her, it usually dosen't with any woman over 10.
I'm not sure if she's just stupid.
fjjj says – reply to this

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Gooooooooooo Girl! i love her
Melissa says – reply to this

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Paula is the best!!!! her music video is awesome despite being extremely low budget
bitchez, if it ain't [[['''' hillary'''']]] ...u zuck az momz☻☻] says – reply to this

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[[[[ Paula, can't believe I'm zaying thiz, but….

……….drink y'r bozz/take y/r pillz…no one carezzzzzzzz

…””hillary”'….it haz 2 b…
susy says – reply to this

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she is awesome
fan says – reply to this

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Paula is very pretty and very talented.
jess says – reply to this

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I assume the reason she is doing nothing really to promote DLTNT is because that song belongs on Randys album? and she is now working on her own album.. I hope she performs a new song on the Idol finale!
yeah says – reply to this

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sounds like a good plan. I wish her all the best!
Alexandra says – reply to this

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she rocks
thats fucking funny says – reply to this

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Re: PAULA IS A CUNT! –
u made my day.☺
b says – reply to this

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i was kind of hoping she would do a whole album full of new songs, but this works too I guess!!
Boston says – reply to this

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Could that dress be any more horrid?
Paula, it's 2008.
Time to clean out the closet.
YES says – reply to this

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paula is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAN says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER
jen says – reply to this

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i hope she takes advantage of american idol when shes doing this comeback. since she comes from a small label that probably wont help her much with promotion. she is basically selling her new song with just her name! no rich record company behind her!
annie says – reply to this

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love her new song and video
hey says – reply to this

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I love Paula
nathalie says – reply to this

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She is soo great
abc says – reply to this

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I really hope that even if lets say, she has a new nr 1 album, she stays on American Idol. Because that show would be NOTHING without her. I wouldnt watch it if not for her.
Amanda W says – reply to this

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Paula Abdul, you are AWESOME
YEA!!! says – reply to this

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I am now soooo excited for this CD!!!! At first I was a bit nervous, cuz I have to say that song they have been promoting isn't what I was hoping it would be. It doesn't ahve a catchy melody that most Paula Abdul songs are known for. But I love remakes of old songs and her songs are amazing so this is WAAYYY EXCITING!!!!!!!!! CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!
Hello says – reply to this

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i love all her old songs so i am sure i will love this album. her new song is very good as well
les says – reply to this

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Can't wait for the new interpretation of her old songs… hope it's current. Looking forward to a new cold hearted video also!
sweetie says – reply to this

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Paula you are so great keep up the comeback!!!
Karla says – reply to this

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I think Paula is a disgusting person, i even can see american idol without see her ugly face every time she looks some guy and i only can guess she is thinking have sex with them….is like the female michaelle jackson !!!, she have to look someone of the same age!….shame on you Paula!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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KEEP THE COMEBACK GOING PAULA!!
lucy says – reply to this

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She is soo much better than Britney spears! she is a REAL idol who actually has TALENT, unlike britnney (and unlike the idol wannabes)!
w says – reply to this

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Paula is great
Danielle says – reply to this

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cant wait for her comeback
idol fan says – reply to this

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she already has the nr 1 TV show, lets hope for more nr 1 songs for her as well!!!
cv says – reply to this

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love paula
laura says – reply to this

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GOOOO Paula!!!!!!!
Too Old Paula says – reply to this

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Gawd!!! This old cow is nearly 50 years old!!!! Why do all these elderly bitches want to still do this????? Isn't her stupid show enough play for her?????
fggjgk says – reply to this

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It sucks that MTV isnt allowed to play Paulas video only because her song has been released from a very small independent label and MTV boycott small labels, they only play videos that come from artists signed by big labels!! =( Paulas video is amazing!
ellen says – reply to this

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Paula u rock!!!
Jaime says – reply to this

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Loves cold hearted snake…lol!
fan says – reply to this

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Paula Abdul is very special. I love her.
Jessica says – reply to this

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how is her new song doing sales wise?? last time I heard it was doing real well! especially considering it has been released by a very small record company!
Y says – reply to this

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Cant wait for her album!!! and more music videos!!
Alana says – reply to this

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She is soo great
Mimi says – reply to this

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PAULA ROCKS!!!
Flowerbomb says – reply to this

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She might be batshit crazy but for almost 50 she looks pretty damn good. Crazy works for her. I'd buy a CD of her hits re-worked before I buy a Britney CD new or old anyday. Not many people can actually work crazy, but Paula can.
leafchickeh says – reply to this

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I thinks she's gotta use whats she got now…caus she aint gonna have it for much longer…I think shes already had some work done….and that cant last forever…Dont get me wrong….she is a goddess to music, and i think she is doing the right thing by suckin up the attention (and $$$) now!
paulas fan says – reply to this

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love u Paula
Leanne says – reply to this

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Cant wait!!!
LEX says – reply to this

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I LOOOOVE PAULA
dana says – reply to this

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she is awesome
michelle says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER NEW VIDEO
b says – reply to this

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She is a great lady. she has a lot of class
hmm says – reply to this

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Bring it on Paula!!!!!!!!
Aileen says – reply to this

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I really hope she makes more music videos.
not! says – reply to this

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abdulmatic is so NOT Paulas official page!!!
n says – reply to this

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she doesnt have an official site. just a bunch of fan sites
Jennifer says – reply to this

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paula abdul is my idol
Del says – reply to this

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oh, oh. if this is anything like Michael Jackson's Thriller album, this is gonna suck!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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wear spanx.
m says – reply to this

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She is the best
not says – reply to this

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i dont think it will be like michaels thriller album at all. Paula is, unlike Michael, still living in the real world and i am sure she has smart people who will help her out with this comeback and she will listen to their advice.
Natalie says – reply to this

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sounds like a good idea with just 5 new songs and the rest remixes. Because, very few albums today contain more than maybe 5 good songs, the rest is always crap. so hopefully hers will be all good songs.
jo says – reply to this

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i hope she does well
jo says – reply to this

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because she really deserves to do well
Rae says – reply to this

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Of course she can pull off a comeback. she just needs to focus on just performing and making videos. right now she is very busy I guess with Idol but once idol season is over i am sure she will be able to concentrale on just music for a while and I am sure she will do well.
FAN says – reply to this

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GOOD LUCK TO PAULA
He says she says – reply to this

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Um, I get it, she's going to sleep with 5 of the new American Idol contestants, and then 5 of the OLD ones….
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Jesus!
patrick says – reply to this

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She can 4-ever be my girl—b–is still hot. I'd tape that a**
dubbydubbydoooo says – reply to this

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piss off Paula. We dont care about you or your lack of talent. SO JUST P.I.S.S off
PhillipP says – reply to this

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To all the haters…You think Paris or Lohan or Shitney will have any career in 10 years? No way but I bet Paula will still be around. Sure she wont be as big as she was in her heyday but she will still be around as a performer, not as a joke like the others are now.
didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this

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She wasn't that great the first time around - she's STILL a total waste-oid.
Turned past Idol for one moment the other night to see her OBVIOUSLY inibriated self staggering all over her critique- Randy and Simon giggling…
Why would I spend one dime, or second of my precious life experience putting more shot of vodka in her Coke cup? Oh yeah, I WON'T.
jamez says – reply to this

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WOW, Love Handles to die for.
LOOK at that belly. Pregnant or too many Tacos?
Jeremy Brannon says – reply to this

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No motha fuckin' rap.. geeze Louise.
Justice!! says – reply to this

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#1 you're a fucking retarded lowlife, the only cunt here is your stinking ass self. Why don't you stick to fucking your daddy and brother and get off this thread. Fucking loser.

I'm glad Paula getting back in the game. You go miss Abdul!!!
porodika says – reply to this

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I am sooo fed up with this woman !!!!! she's old enough not to be seen all day long. and she's soooo stupid,confused and all over every young man she sees .She 's day dreaming LOL.
Geez says – reply to this

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Oh, man! I wish she would just drop dead already WE ARE SO SICK OF HER, DOESN'T SHE GET IT???!!!!
petra says – reply to this

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I don't know about a comeback,but she need's to take that dress back!!!
katie says – reply to this

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her new song is just like her old songs. i was hoping for a comeback not a xerox of her old crap. she's lame.
jojo says – reply to this

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smart plan!
Sick of IT says – reply to this

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You forgot to circle her stomach and say that she is pregnant.
GOSSIP HAGS ARE LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connie says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is Paula Abdul a total trainwreck! I was a few minutes of her show and she had to be on drugs. She should retire in rehab and stay there for a long while. I am not a hater, but come on!
YOUNG DUDE says – reply to this

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I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS A LITTLE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FIRST says – reply to this

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Re: Calling all Assholes: – I wish it would stop but it won't. I see it on other sites now. SICK
poopmcpoop says – reply to this

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dame edna references are getting rather old.
"Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" says – reply to this

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Billboard rankings released today for "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow": Pop 100-#57 (moving up 20 notches from last week); Hot 100-#80 (chart debut); Hot Digital Tracks-#33 (debut); Hot Digital Songs-#36 (debut). She's got a hit! Her video for this song was the 3rd Most Viewed Music Video on youtube last week, and the 2nd Top Rated. She's peaked at #11 on iTunes so far.
"Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" says – reply to this

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Billboard rankings released today for "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow": Pop 100-#57 (moving up 20 notches from last week); Hot 100-#80 (chart debut); Hot Digital Tracks-#33 (debut); Hot Digital Songs-#36 (debut). She's got a hit! Her video for this song was the 3rd Most Viewed Music Video on youtube last week, and the 2nd Top Rated. She's peaked at #11 on iTunes so far.
"Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" says – reply to this

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Billboard rankings released today for "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow": Pop 100-#57 (moving up 20 notches from last week); Hot 100-#80 (chart debut); Hot Digital Tracks-#33 (debut); Hot Digital Songs-#36 (debut). She's got a hit! Her video for this song was the 3rd Most Viewed Music Video on youtube last week, and the 2nd Top Rated. She's peaked at #11 on iTunes so far.
mel says – reply to this

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sounds like it will be great, and we are going to get new songs two.
she is so damn hot, sexy exotic. she will do great
Alexa says – reply to this

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I think Paula's pretty cool. For anyone to take as many knocks and unwarranted put downs as she has, yet still continue and do her thing, on her own terms… She's as entertaining as she was in the '80's and that alone will sell her new album. x

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