The Latest Dance Craze To Sweep Across Europe!

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THIS is hilarious!

Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:10 am / Email this »

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Mando says – reply to this

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lol
daniel says – reply to this

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1st bitch's
adriana says – reply to this

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Betonce would love that dance…lots of pit exposure.
kris says – reply to this

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FIRST
Kevin Rudd says – reply to this

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Crazy European people.
T$ says – reply to this

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R U Serious???
French Gal says – reply to this

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Yeah, that fucking dance is tektonik, it comes from France and I'm sooo ashamed. I miss break dancers!
michelle says – reply to this

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love it!!!!!!!! i just tried, but can't do it! (
1 says – reply to this

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Re: T$ –
Unfortunately, he's serious… we're FUCKED !
yomi says – reply to this

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que
Ky says – reply to this

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I love it!!!
amy says – reply to this

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first?

thanks perez! now i'm going to have that song stuck in my head! it's catchy!
vampgrrl says – reply to this

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First bitches!!
Love it!!!
MLE says – reply to this

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majorous retardous…
firstrizzle says – reply to this

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hahaha
bella says – reply to this

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first
LIVY says – reply to this

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whaaaaaat the holy helllll!!!!!
Simon says – reply to this

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Its freakin awesome!
sean+jayden=menendez brothers in the making says – reply to this

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Silly but not that silly..anything goes with movement when it comes to dance.
lily says – reply to this

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this is shit: I'm french… shame on us: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE STOP THIS!!
Flowerbomb says – reply to this

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Tae-Bo while walking around in bad 80's work out clothes is the new European dance craze?
Julie says – reply to this

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Hey i'm French and i agree with you perez its so ridiculous but so popular in France. It comes from there and they call it Tecktonik!! People dance it even in shops alone without music…
Julee says – reply to this

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Yes, we're all doing this in europe. All over. I can't walk down the street without have to dodge all those flying arms. Crazy shit.
cj says – reply to this

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kinda toe tapping
Lila says – reply to this

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Perez, you also have to take a look at the music video from Yelle (song: à cause des garçons), there the tecktonic dance moves are more clear!
Denise says – reply to this

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This is the dance that every gay guy does on the dance floor at all the gay clubs!
Billie Dee Williams says – reply to this

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Tecktonik is old news, you retard. Jeeeezus.
Suz says – reply to this

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Cmon…VOGUE….
kgb says – reply to this

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One more thing that illustrates Europeans are IDIOTS.
random says – reply to this

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haha my friends do this…sad….i know…..it's not that new been around for at least 5 months now…
glen says – reply to this

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duh, tecktonik is the shat in paris right now. its pretty amazing
Q says – reply to this

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80s flashback - vogue-ing and MULLETS?
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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tecktonik boy dancers can fuck me
karrah_montz says – reply to this

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i thought id be the first! hahahah this is the perez cooment challenge
Mark C says – reply to this

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what the fuck is that ??? Gotta love those Euros!!!
Une française says – reply to this

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Purlease, tectonik IS AWFUL ! And if you want to be perceived as "cool" in Europe, you most certainly don't dance this !
billielips says – reply to this

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first? AND NO!
Nickyblanche says – reply to this

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I'm french and i'm ashamed about this dance ! It's a dance for gay people and bitch beurk!
Perez, Paris loves you bitch !
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Obsessed says – reply to this

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Uhhh..it's a pretty basic step that people have been doing for years, nothing original there, lol
BelGique says – reply to this

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i'm watching them french borders …ain't none of that funny dancin comin in our country dammit!
trackie says – reply to this

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wow.
the dancing was redic.
but that song is catchy.
Spellman says – reply to this

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what's with the mullet???
Nikos says – reply to this

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It's true. When I was in france, basically everyone would just sit around watching videos of this stuff on youtube. it was crazy weird.
charlotte says – reply to this

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I'm from Europe, and this really is the latest trend.. So it's true.. But it's supercool though!!!!!
janice says – reply to this

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oh how i love you Perezzy!
bill says – reply to this

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Perez encouraged a handsome young blogger to send sex tapes of himself while he was making promises of promotion for the blogger's own fledgling Web site.

WHAT A PERV!!!
s says – reply to this

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too bad ive been seeing this in clubs in NY/NJ for about 10 years now, esp gay ones. sorry europe, you suck.
CICCONE YOUTH says – reply to this

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Do you remember Madonna's 'vogueing'?
Le Chat LuLu says – reply to this

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I hate the hands, but lovveeee the song! LUV IT!
Skrimps says – reply to this

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It's just fake vogue! But it's fun and i love the vogue so i wouldnt mind vogue getting a upgrade and be modernized! And HOT song!
lily says – reply to this

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this dance has been growing ever since last year. just imagine people dancing like this EVERYWHERE.
Manhattan says – reply to this

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europeans are so fucking stupid and 80s, so fucking stupid. why so tacky and uncool??? seriously, i was just in paris, and literally the dancing (to OLD music) was awful, the literally move opposite of the beat… poor inbred things.
Voice of Reason says – reply to this

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That is so gay…and I mean that in the best possible way.
bass chick! says – reply to this

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WHATS SO WRONG ABOUT THE VIDEO??
WHY IS IT SILLY OR HILARIOUS???
I DONT GET IT IT SEEMS PEREZ THAT THE ONLY PLACE YOUVE BEEN OUTSIDE THE US IS MEXICO…
EUROPE IS CLASSY AND THIS SONG IS PLAYED ON ALL THE BEST CLUBS THERE
U PEOPLE NEED TO TRAVELL AND SEE NEW THINGS NOT ALWAYS THE FUCK** SHOULDER LEAN
CULTURIZE URSELFSSSSS
lolitrash says – reply to this

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I'm French and I can't stand that shit anymore!!! Everywhere I go I hear Tectonik, even very young children want to learn that dance!
There even are tecktonik lessons to learn that dance…
MAKE IT STOP PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE
april c says – reply to this

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horrible!
not even a tad amuzing
Emma says – reply to this

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For once you're way behind, I live in France and the strange French guys do this all the time.

Tectonik is AWFUL! They don't even need music to do it and take up way too much room in clubs. That said, it is very funny to watch.
Chris says – reply to this

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He he… Still better than booty booty retarded rnb dance!
doodle says – reply to this

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that is really…..special
{if itz not hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this

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bush is live on fox..protecting the phone companies from listening in..he don't want them sued.
vote 4 hillary, she would never listen in on us.
Priscilla says – reply to this

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Sweep Across Europe?

Only in France… -.- stupid
Jen K says – reply to this

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That dance reminds me of the liquid style dancing that everyone used to do at raves.
U R L8 says – reply to this

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This is Tektonic and it's like been out since last year.. um and it's pretty fierce. Way to be slow on the uptake.

It's not really for FAT PEOPLE
khot says – reply to this

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ummmm i would just like to point out that our nation just spent about 6 months "cranking dat soulja boy"………………….
frenchgirl (don't like tecktonik) says – reply to this

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Perez, you're so late! Tecktonik is already old, this is not even trendy anymore.. So shut up! retard.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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PRETTY FUNKY…A LOT OF HATERS ARENT GONNA AGREE
LovelyinParis says – reply to this

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i live in paris and unfortunately it is true this "dance" is the new craze here. it has become a lifestyle and tons of kids dress and dance like this on the metro, in the streets, in the clubs… you get the point.

there is another techtonik video by yelle called "a cause de garcons" translation "because of boys". my niece who is 12 and my nephew who is 8 LOVE this mess!
Sarah says – reply to this

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Hmmm, this looks a lot like how we use to dance a raves, back in the day.
jolene says – reply to this

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this is totally the dance that people do with lights at raves… sooooo 13 years ago!
give me a pill, then maybe it'll be interesting.
PurpleParisPenguin says – reply to this

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hahahaha! i love it!!!!
Europe rocks!!! woop woop!
Arminius says – reply to this

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New dance moves are always hilarious. Period.

What has killed me since I moved to Germany are the effin' EUROMULLETS. Holy crap.
Marine says – reply to this

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you wanna mean France instead of europe ! that's crap ! and believe me Paris and "Chatelet" is full of young people dancing like that !
I'm so ashamed you discovered that Perez !
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: {if itz not hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz – VOTE MCAIN FOR A STRONG DEFENSE. I DON'T CARE IF THEY LISTEN IN ON ME….IF THEY HEAR MY PHONE SEX THEY MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING
:| says – reply to this

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i think u will find this is just in france. Never even heard of it!
and i dont know how you americans can judge europeans, i bet none of you have ever been to a country in europe, all the countries in europe are completely different to each other anyway, with different music and cultures.
With the UK being the best.
aha
krrn says – reply to this

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I have a friend right now Teaching in Bordeaux and we talk about this dancing all the time because it's hilarious and usually the people dancing look like fools. I mean that in the best way possible.
NOT "the latest" dance craze!! says – reply to this

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Tecktonik is not new…. way to be behind the times Perez! That is SO last year!
LDN says – reply to this

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Yes, Europe is a crazy place and i love it that way. Basically anything goes in Europe, and while this dance is cheesy and silly, its fun as well. Come on everybody let me see you do the funky vogue dance !!!!!!!!
pj said says – reply to this

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That looks soooo GAY … .LOL I was waiting for Brian or Michael (from Queer As Folk) to show up on the dancefloor … now that would have been cool.
yomi says – reply to this

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Oh My God !
please don't talk about it as french ! we're already ashamed of it >.
EP says – reply to this

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Dude, what's going on? You're consistently 6 months behind on these hot new trends. Please check yourself.
Clara says – reply to this

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for god's sake, don't promote this crap, it's a virus destroying the new generation. please stop talking good about this. i'm from Belgium and i can't stand it anymore. all the guys have the same haircut and clothes, they're like clones with no personality…un desperdicio, Perez.
It's COOL says – reply to this

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ELECTRONIC/ POPPIN or ELECTRONIC RAVING…It will hit America SOON cause its "TRIPPY"…You need some speedy X for that! LOL
kiki says – reply to this

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oooooh….poor americans…always so jealous not being european, yeah, its fucking ridiculous but you couldn't move your fat asses this fast:-)))
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: Nickyblanche – #38 WELL OF COURSE IT'S A DANCE FOR GAY PEOPLE. WE'RE ON TOP OF ANYTHING THAT'S NEW AND TRENDY. STRAIGHT GUYS ARE TOO BUSY AT THE MCDONALDS AND AT A SUPER MC CHICKEN WING TO MAKE SURE THEY MAINTAIN THAT NON SEXY BEER GUT.
angie says – reply to this

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WOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Someone could get hurt!!! HAHA,,,but for some reason I can see my 13 yr old stepdaughter dancing like that….
Nathan says – reply to this

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Not really the latest..I mean, if you look at Yelle's videos, plus live shit from her and other French artists, you'll notice very similar dancing.
mandy says – reply to this

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thats some shit from back in the day. way to go europe. not…
kati says – reply to this

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It's been around for quite some time hombre and it's called shape shifting. It's what neds (think redneck/ghetto people) do.
GLJ says – reply to this

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This is why the American's had to bail out the Europeans in WWI & WWII. American men are REAL men and the Europeans are wimps. Give me an American, expecially a Southern man, over any of these prissy boys.
hermanthegerman says – reply to this

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actually, i think it's a french thing, i nerver saw someone dancing this shit in germany. Except for Berlin, but in this city you can find anything crazy. Funny, stupid, not to be taken serious.
Nathan says – reply to this

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Re: Denise – LOL! You're so right.
Toad says – reply to this

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Hilarious?? Did we watch the same clip?
Tarah says – reply to this

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soo gay, even for you Perez..
JDMoore says – reply to this

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I have NO idea what I just watched. I, um, stared at a video as it played . . . but, um, . . . yeah. Me no likey.
Stupid says – reply to this

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Looks like there swatting bees.Speaking of bees get rid of that annoying add for the xbox 360
Evelien says – reply to this

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they only dance techtonik in france, bc as far as i have seen they don't dance like this in belgium
but you can hear a lot of these music with that dance in belgium
and it's so funny to watch at
Dav says – reply to this

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It's been on for like… forever… I wouldn't call it latest
navneet says – reply to this

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all i have to say is WTF
steph says – reply to this

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fucking awesome!!
tdawg says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA HA…

White people and their silly dances.

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