The Stripper Strikes Again
Filed under: Media Minute
Stripper turned Oscar winner Diablo Cody has a lot on her plate these days…
She's working with Steven Spielberg on the show The United States of Tara for Showtime, sorting out a horror film (which will be produced by Juno director Jason Reitman), and is contributing to a pop-culture column in Entertainment Weekly.
Devilish Diablo works hard for her money, honey!
Now, Cody's adding one more thing to her to-do list…a still untitled memoir about her climb to the top of the Hollywood food chain due out in 2009.
A rep for the publisher, Gotham, says, "It's about a geeky girl from the Midwest who moves to Hollywood and her adventures writing screenplays."
And there should be lots of tits and ass!
This will be Cody's second trip down memoir lane. Her first was Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper.
Maybe the tatted up writer shouldn't wait so long to get that book out. Lots of people have been pouring the haterade on her!
[Image via WENN.]
who is this person and why do we give a shit?
love her
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THIS STINKY BITCH IS TAKING IT ALL OFF ON DEFAMER– GO AND SEE HER NASTY FLOPPY TITS!!!
EX-STRIPPER IS HATED BY ALL!!! THIS STUPID BITCH IS THE FUCKING WORST!!! NOW THAT I KNOW WHO SHE IS– I WILL NOT WATCH ANOTHER THING SHE MAKES– EVER AGAIN!!!
yay im excited! i love her stripper ass!
balfdash;a
Check out this fetid cunt's nasty pictures on DEFAMER!!!! Nice saggy tits MOMMY!!! Why'd YOU QUIT STRIPPING? NO PLACE TO STICK THOSE DOLLAR BILLS???
i love her!! she is beast! i loveeeee juno!!!
*first?*
i love her and i love juno! this girl is beast!
This FUCKING BITCH has had 16 minutes! TIME TO GO– TRASH!!!!!
poo poo
LOVE HER!!!!
HA! 2009? by then nobody is gonna give a shit about this sleazebag. Straight to the discount bin, with the rest of the trash.
What if we find out she's really 33…like that other writer that snowed everyone?? I swear, she's older than she says!
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LUV HER
juno was the shit*~*~
I agree, (Third, btw) who cares? She's kind of a skank, pero no me importa, la chingare, putooooooooooos!
She's a SNATCH.
AND TURNING ME INTO A STRIPPER. The kind of women who become strippers are usually victims of sexual abuse- specifically from a father, step-father or close relative. NICE TO KNOW THAT AMERICA'S FAVORITE TWAT WAS BUSTED BY HER OWN DADDY!!! BTW– CHECK OUT HER PORN PHOTOS ON DEFAMER!
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FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, PEREZ WON'T POST THEM… NOT LIKE IT IS A BIG STORY THAT SOME ACADEMY AWARD WINNING CUNT HAS A BUNCH OF HOME-MADE PORN PICTURES OF HERSELF ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!
where do u get her naked pics???
owowow im thinking wayy 2 horny
I &hearts juno
I &hearts diablo cody
y do ppl hate on her*~*~
but still give me her naked pics*~*~*
I like this chick.. She is from my hometown and she is mad cool. GOOD for her making a huge name for herself KEEPING her clothes on.. Rock on Girl
she is a stripper … nuh ahhhhhhhhhh!…
i think shes fab
people can be such dicks
what that critic says about "this is not how a 16 year old girl talks"? BULLSHIT! so every girl, teenaged or otherwise is supposed to be a drivelling idiot who doesn't say clever, funny, intelligent things? i know MANY young women who are smart and funny and unique who make me laugh and who feel like that. one of my best friends reminds me of juno's character and she's been that way since i met her when we were 14 years old. Fuck that. that movie is awesome and it holds so much truth. i hate that people are so cynical and nasty about something so positive and good. american pisses me the fuck off.
Boooooooring.
I CANNOT WAIT FOR HER TO GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!
Did anyone else notice Diablo Cody gave Ellen Page a high five when she won her Oscar, but she did not even look at Jennifer Garner? Jennifer Garner started leaning forward, and then Cody just walked right past her.
Good for her. Her success shows everyone that you can do anything you want in life. She is a writer first and foremost. She did the stripping thing in order to give her a topic or a life experience to write about. Oh and to #1 She just won an Oscar for her film Juno I believe. I think Perez put that in the caption. So glad Hollywood didn't discriminate. She may have been a stripper, but people can do a lot of things with their life that don't fit the "Bible" roles of who we should be. Talent is talent.
Of course profanity makes everything better.
THIS WRECK IS 35 YEARS OLD! NASTY LYING BITCH– TRYING TO FOOL EVERYONE!!! CHECK OUT THE DATES ON HER EMBARRASSING NUDE PHOTOS– SOMETHING DOESN'T ADD UP BITCH!!! WHAT A CUNT!!!!
to steve drill #16
quote - ”HA! 2009? by then nobody is gonna give a shit about this sleazebag. Straight to the discount bin, with the rest of the trash.”
yeah 'cos.. now that she's had her big breakout.. she's not going to continue writing hit movie/tv plots .. right
youre a fucking ignorant cunt
she isnt exactly going to blend back into obscurity is she you twat, shes going to continue what shes been doing, writing and hoping her scripts get picked up and get produced into hits like 'juno'
such a muggy cunt you are my friend
WHY DOESNT PEREZ HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE ARTICLE THAT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT HIM TODAY IN THE NYPOST GOSSIP SECTION ???ABOUT A SEX TAPE HE RECEIVED FROM SOMEONE ONLINE???? WHY NOT PEREZ? CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!????? HE SEEMED TO HAVE READ ABOUT NICOLE KIDMAN AND HER "GLASS OF WINE.."……HMMMMM
I went to high school with her, what a small world!
Ok, have you actually heard an interview with her? Being a stripper was to WRITE the book Candy Girl. She wasn't a stripper turned writer. Get your facts straight.
And who cares, anyway? She brought fun to the MOST BORING OSCAR NIGHT EVER. At least she spiced it up. Brand and Angie didn't even show up!
She's a great writer. Most screen writers and writers in general don't look nearly as good as she does.
Perez, again you are just being snarky. Jealous?
I looove her! I think she's a genius writer! the ap article was bullshit. everyone's just jealous that she's become popular so fast. most people don't even know she was a stripper in the first place!
Re: Kate –
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? THERE ARE NUDE PHOTOS OF HER ONLINE AT DEFAMER.COM!!!!! CHECK OUT HER FLOPPY NON-29 YEAR OLD TITS!!!!
And by the way, read the book. Its really good.
Re: char –
AND THEN IT'S BACK TO BEING A CUM SPONGE AT NUDE NUDES!!! THIS DIRTY BITCH IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING– SHE DESERVES THE HATE!!! CHECK OUT THE PICTURES OF HER SKANKY ASS ON DEFAMER!!! I WISH PEREZ WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO PUT THEM ON HIS SITE!!!! SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE NEWSWORTHY TO ME!!!!
Diablo is amazing. Haters need to just shove something up their ass.
Re: THE NEXT ONE WILL FAIL –
Amen.
So many haters here!! Why don't you go shut the fuck up and lick your dog's cunt!!
i see nothing wrong with er, or her past. I'm a tattooed lady i have no idea what her tattoos and past have to do with how well she write. seriously haters need to shut the fuck up. i enjoy her writing.
Re: Lady –
Yeah– the part where she talks about blowing the owner of the strip club in the men's room to keep her job is my favorite chapter… Or is it the chapter where her Dad inspires her stripping career by ANALLY RAPING her in the GARAGE? LUV-LUV-LUV DIABO CODY's DIRTY BOOK!!!! Check out her saggy tit photos on Defamer!
She wrote a great script.
Enough for me.
Re: Tony from Lemont IL –
I JERKED OFF WHILE SHE DANCED IN FRONT OF ME IN 1994!!! THE SONG WAS: "Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. She wasn't very good, but we ended up fucking in the parking lot later that night. She farted while I was pumping her– but I pretended not to notice (like a gentleman). Anyway, I gave her $60.00 and we parted ways. I'm not so sure that she is 29 years old though.
LOVE HER!!!! CANT WAIT!!
DURING THE DONKEY SHOW SHE USED TO HAVE IN MINNESOTA! HER FUCKING BOX MUST BE BLOWN LIKE THE FUCKING CHALLENGER!!!!! KA-BOOM!!!
#40 -
what a truly riveting post that was.
thanks for enlightening us all with your lovely, imperative opinion.
stop hating you idiot(s), so resentful and envious at other peoples success
Can people stop calling this dirt by her stripper name and call her by her real name!??!!!….Diablo!? Fuck this!
what a bitch!!!!!!!!!! copycatting Dita? no bloody way she could even get close to her
Clearly you whores who are talking shit have no clue. Big deal her past is her past. Get over it. I'd like to see your ugly midwestern ass's come to where I live in Hollywood and try to make it out here. This woman came from some shit town and made a name for herself in a town where nobody gives a fuck about you. It's cool keep talking shit and stay in the safety of your small town, or dirty ghetto, or whatever shanty you call a home. This lady fucking rules!
She is trashy and sleazy. That tattoo will not be attractive when she gets old.
Thanks to a tip from a blogger here…it's HORRIBLE what you did to JONATHAN SAXON, Malario. YOU ARE SCUM!!!!! I now HATE you, for exploiting an innocent kid.
She is an original.
All readers of her OLD blog know she posted ALL of these nudie pics of herself ALL OF THE TIME and made fun of herself ALL OF THE TIME.
Diablo is honest, down to earth and funny as all get out.
She's talented, and just b/c a person is a stripper doesn't make them a whore. Sexist haters!
Re: ling – Uh, FYI, Dita Von Teese is "copying" Betty Page.
People who "experienced" more in life are more WISE, IF you learn your lessons and she seems WISE proven by her ART.
ONCE YOU TAKE MONEY FOR SEX- YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TRYING TO JUSTIFY AND/OR FORGET THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY WOTH LESS THAN CUM! HERE'S TO DIABLO!
OMG! She's awesome and funny. And HOT! Her tits are not saggy- they're perfect! Man, those pictures are going to give me some major masturbation material!!!
Re: LEE –
AND SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE A CUNT TO ME!!!!
BEFORE I SAW CODY'S SHOW IN MINNESOTA! SHE HAS TRUE TALENT!!!
Re: robin – Neither will you.
And to all you haters out there, this is someone who had enough drive and talent to make it in Hollywood. She's not manufactured, she's not some media stunt. Her work is honest. Even the stripping. Candy Girl was researched by becoming a stripper. But its fictionalized. So lay off her. Do you think JK Rowling actually WENT to Hogwarts? Do you think Michael Chrichton (please excuse the spelling) actually WENT to the island of Jurassic Park? No.
THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT IS TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND HAVE STRANGE MEN CUM IN YOUR FACE! THANKS DIABLO FOR THE LESSON AND INSPIRATION THAT YOU GIVE TO SO MANY YOUNG WOMEN!!!
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HOW MANY GIRLS ARE NOW GOING TO GO INTO STRIPPING TO EMULATE DIABLO'S CUM-SOAKED PATH TO SUCK-SESS?!?!?! THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS BUSTED WHORE FULL OF SOUL!!!!
Re: robin –
SHE WILL NOT BE ATTRACTIVE NEXT YEAR!
why do idiots like you perez keep lying about her being a stripper turned writer. she was a writer first, that's what she want to school for, then she did a short stint as a stripper to pay some debts and then went straight back to writing. jesus christ, people love lying and people love being lied to. i guess.
"HEY LEE I'M IN HOLLYWOOD"
CLEARLY YOU DON'T LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD BECAUSE GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE DIABLO ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE. WHERE DO YOU HANG OUT AT? JUDGING BY YOUR COMMENT I'D SAY SHIT PLACES LIKE AREA, OPERA, YOU KNOW CELEBRITY HANG OUTS. BY THE WAY WHAT LAME STATE DID YOU COME FROM? I'M ACTUALLY BORN AND RAISED HERE. COME TO BURGUNDY ROOM OR TINY'S AND FIND ME. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S UP.
KNOWS EXACLY HOW LOW THIS SHIT GETS. THERE IS NO WIPING THE GREASY SLUDGE OF THAT WORLD OFF OF YOU– IT NEVER GOES AWAY. YOU NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME YOU GET PAID FOR SEX- RIGHT BROOKE BUSEY HUNT?? THAT IS THIS STUPID BITCH'S REAL NAKE: BROOKE BUSEY HUNT. I SUPPOSE WHATEVER PRIDE YOU HAD IN THAT NAME WENT AWAY THE FIRST TIME A FUCKING BOUNCER SPLOOGED IN YOUR ROTTEN BOX. OH WELL. YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR STATUE YOU WORTHLESS CUNT!!!!
HER NAME IS BROOK HUNT. SHE IS A FAILED STRIPPER FROM MINNESOTA WHO LEARNED HOW TO SUCK JASON REITMAN'S LITTLE DICK BETTER THAN HIS MOTHER.
HEY LEE—I'M IN HOLLYWOOD
I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU ACTUALLY LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD. YOU'D KNOW CHICKS WITH DIABLOS LOOK ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE. YOU'RE A FILTHY WHORE WITH NOTHING BUT JEALOUSY BECAUSE IF YOU DO IN FACT LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD YOU PROBABLY CAME TO HERE TO ACT. HA! GOOD LUCK! YOU BETTER WORK ON YOUR "O" FACE BECAUSE TAKING A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH OR ASS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA "MAKE IT" IN HOLLYWOOD.
Re: LEE –
I'M ON MY WAY BITCH!!!! ANYONE BORN AND RAISED IN THIS SHIT HOLE IS WORTH LESS THAN THE ABORTED DRIBBLE THAT OOZES OUT OF DIABLO'S BLOWN COOCH!!! FUCK YOU AND THE BUS YOU TOOK TO THE FUCKING CLUB- Mr. HOLLYWOOD. YOU ARE AS MUCH OF A FUCK-BAG AS THIS NASTY 35 YEAR OLD BITCH IS!!!!
I was seriously rooting for her to win an academy award and am now seriously rooting for her to fail. Why? on a dime she's become boring and annoying. once the spotlight was on her and we actually got to witness her personality, it was…ick, ugh, just make it go away.
Re: Girl Unimpressed –
NICE TRY! THIS FUCKING HO-BAG SLUT NEVER CORRECTS ANYONE WHEN THEY BRING UP HER PAST AS A $2 LAP-DANCER. SHE MADE A CHOICE TO TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES AND SHOW HER SHAKING VAGINA TO A BUNCH OF STRANGE UNBLINKING MEN- WHO PROCEEDED TO BECOME ERECT, UNZIP AND THEN BLAST EJACULATE ON HER AND HER YAWNING TWAT- WHILE SHE WAS "DANCING". SO BASICALLY, SHE WENT TO "SCHOOL" TO BECOME A URINAL– AN OPEN RECEPTACLE FOR MALE WASTE. NICE HERO.
I JUST CHECKED!!! Some PUBLIC RECORDS DON'T LIE LIKE YOU DO BITCH!!!! ALL HAIL THE "UNDER 30" OVER-RATED EX-STRIPPER WHO HAS TROUBLE COUNTING. MOST OF US ARE COUNTING THE SECONDS BEFORE YOU FADE INTO A 40-YEAR OLD TV WRITER (BLOWING PATRICK CHERRONE AS A FUCKING FAVOR)! GOODNIGHT YOU STUPID DUMPY BITCH!!!!
Working with Spielberg, eh? Maybe Cate better consider staying close to sugar-daddy while he's working with this vixen. What goes around…
I FREAKIN' LOVE HER!!!
I seen the pictures on disclaimer-that is the most unattractive women Iv ever seen to date she looks dirty, smelly and unclean in all the worst ways. This biatch is from my state Minnesota I was so happy she was representing but not now-yuck gross.
[re=1633133]Re: HEY LEE FROM HOLLYWOOD![/re[re=1633133]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY TOWN ANYWAY? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING TRANSPLANT! THE BUS??? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU DON'T LIVE HERE! HA! THE BUS?? WHO TAKES THE BUS TO A CLUB? IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING YOU'D KNOW TINY'S OR BURGUNDY ROOM ISN'T A CLUB. AHAHAHAHAHAA! WHAT A LOSER! YOU MADE MY DAY WITH YOUR IMMEASURABLE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY! HOW'S THAT "O" FACE COMING ALONG YOU DIRTY SLITCH???
Re: HEY LEE FROM HOLLYWOOD! –
BY THE WAY WHAT'S IT LIKE TO SUCK AT LIFE THE WAY YOU DO? HA! YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE! YOU KNOW IT I KNOW AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE READING THESE COMMENTS CAN SEE WHAT A HATER YOU ARE. FUCKING SUCKS BALLS TO BE YOU! HAVE A GREAT DAY LOSER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I swear to God that she wore that dress on David Letterman like a month ago. Lame.
love her.
why do people hate on her so much? lame.
Re: LEE –
Just let me know when and where and I'll wait for you to come out of the little burgundy girl's room !!!
oh, and since when do people care so much about the personal lives on screen writers?
IN RETURN I WILL MEET YOU IN THE 2nd STALL (MEN'S ROOM) AT TINY'S FOR THE TOOTHLESS BLOWJOB OF YOUR LIFE!!! I AM USUALLY THERE ON THURSDAYS AND MONDAYS.
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DIABLO CODY.
Re: Octavia –
HAHAHA!!! SHE ONLY HAS ONE DRESS THAT DOESN'T HAVE VELCRO!!!! WHAT A WASTE!
ummm nice tattoo ..slut
Those pictures were RANK! Sad that she has to think so low of herself to do that sort of thing.
Re: LEE –
Your brilliant prose tells us all we need to know about Hollywood, Tiny's AND the Burgundy Room… AS places well worth avoiding. Add to the fact that this sad lump of womanhood calls it home is enough to swear off California altogether.
;) everyone likes her
Diablo has talent &"BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK" incase you were unaware 
VOTE HILARY 
Hilary is a REAL WOMAN with real solutions & OSAMA "better stay focused to his campain with CLINTON" 
HILARY knows BEST 
Re: Hmmmmm…. –
America's favorite Wizard will be face down in that used cooze before Memorial Day! Hang on to your menopausal HAT Kate Capshaw– this hot mess of "anything goes" will make you sorry you never let Steven try anal! Your meal-ticket has been punched OUT by the GREAT DIABLO you dusty cunt!!! Steven Spielberg will be rocking this nasty bitch with his bearded COCK till INDIANA JONES HITS THE FUCKING DOLLAR THEATERS BITCH!!!!.
Re: andi –
would be the answer you are looking for.
"I'D LOVE TO MEET YOU LEE!"
I BET YOU WOULD LOVE TO MEET ME. THE LITTLE GIRL'S BURGUNDY ROOM??
AHAHAHAHAHHAAA OH GOD MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD FROM LAUGHING!!!OH JESUS YOU ARE SUCH AN EASY TARGET TO PICK ON! FUCK MAN HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY? IS THAT THE BEST COMEBACK YOU HAVE?
Quit hating on her. She wrote a decent first script. Congrats to her!
REPRESENTING FOR TINY'S!!!
YES ITS TRUE I CALL LA MY HOME. YOUR INTELLECT HAS CLEARLY MADE ME COME TO MY SENSES…AHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT COMING OFF SOMEWHAT SMART FAILED MISERABLY. DUDE SERIOUSLY PLEASE DON'T COME TO CALIFORNIA. TOO MANY VAGINA BITCH FACES HERE LIKE YOURSELF. DO ME AND THE REST OF US HERE A FAVOR STAY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE DAY HERE. BUT HEY NICE TRY THOUGH! HAHAH YOU WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING YOU
REPRESENTING FOR TINY'S!!!
YES ITS TRUE I CALL LA MY HOME. YOUR INTELLECT HAS CLEARLY MADE ME COME TO MY SENSES…AHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT COMING OFF SOMEWHAT SMART FAILED MISERABLY. DUDE SERIOUSLY PLEASE DON'T COME TO CALIFORNIA. TOO MANY VAGINA BITCH FACES HERE LIKE YOURSELF. DO ME AND THE REST OF US HERE A FAVOR STAY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE DAY HERE. BUT HEY NICE TRY THOUGH! HAHAH YOU WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING YOU
Re: LEE –
yes it is. It's the best I have. I take it all back. NOW KEEP SUCKING BITCH– I'M ABOUT TO COME!!!!! UH…. UH….. YES!!! YES!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! KA-BOOM!!!! ALL OVER YOUR LITTLE ASIAN FACE!!! sorry I don't have a towel man. They might have some napkins across the street at the Jack in the Box.
Why do you bag on her, yet worship that fake and phony Dita?
I'M SORRY LEE!
BRAVO! YOU HAVE MANAGED TO TOP THAT LAST SHITTY COMEBACK OF YOURS! AMAZING! YOU FUCKING RULE SO HARD AT SUCKING WHEN IT COMES TO NOT ONLY TO LIFE, BUT AT PUT DOWNS AS WELL! ASIAN FACE?? WHAT? WHO'S ASIAN? DUDE GO BACK TO THE SPOTLIGHT ON THE CORNER OF SELMA BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT'S WHERE SOMEONE AS UPSTANDING AS YOU HANGS OUT AND KEEP THE JOKES TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY.
OH THE HUMANITY!
OK TO WHOEVER IS GONNA MEET ME AT BURGUNDY OR TINY'S IT WAS A FUN BAG SESH, NOW LETS GET A DRINK ALREADY! JAMESON ANYONE???
Riiiiiiiiiiight it was "research" yeah, cumguzzling in the name journalism.
*let's give this dirty foulmouthed piece of trash a big round of applause*
And thank YOU, Diablo, for making America better…