They Must Recruit!
Filed under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes > Will Smith > Jada Pinkett Smith
Potential Scientologists Will Smith and Jada Plinko Smith joined Kate Cruise and husband Tom for a "friendly" dinner at Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night.
Dinner conversation must be something like this….
Tom: Xenu. Xenu. Xenu.
Jada: So, I'm working on a new heavy metal album.
Katie: Save me.
Will: I love your pretty shoes, Katie. I wonder if they come in my size?
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: February 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm
first
hey kristin!
…good one
How much you wanna bet these weirdos dress like aliens when they have their little bi sexual swing parties?
FIRST
…That's a good one
first??? or 6th?
Where's his wedding band?
She looks about ten years older than she is…
He gets more doughy every day…
Hail Xenu!
Great
What's up with the freaky alien heart-with-eyes pin on her jacket?
Does Katie have an "alien head" pin on her coat?
Looks like it!
Tom, Will, Travolta….hmmm….what is it about Scientology and closeted gay dudes and their beards?
How much you want to bet these weirdos dress up like aliens when they have their little bi sexual swing parties?
Will is getting old!
hahaha weird couples.
First!!! woohoo!!!
oh whatever leave them alone, if they wanna make themselves look like folls, let them.
SCARY!!
what are those eyes on her lapel??
LOL
lolz
36th
Geez, Perez. So feisty!
What is with the FIRST business. Its lame and I just dont get it.
hmm
that is the fucking funniest thing i have read…that is exactly what those nut jobs would be saying!!!!
Ha ha!!!!! Check out the wee alien thing on Katies jacket!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS XENU??????
Will and Jada fake? So they had their kids by fake fucking? Dumbass
whats wrong with will's face :O:O
xx
ummm….will and jada are ALREADY scientologists not potential scientologists…….
Is Katie wearing a Xenu pin?
Wow, head finally caught up to his ears, now they look so small…
hahahahaha!
funny stuff
i hate jada's devil music.
Are you saying that Will is Bi?
hahahahaha Perez that is hilarious
DUDE!! WHY does Katie look so sick? Its really sad. She's lost that healthy young woman glow and now looks like she's 45.
LOL!!!! UR FUNNY!!!
WHERE IS WILL'S WEDDING RING????????
Xenu. Xenu. Xenu.
They are working on recruitment elsewhere:
I read that ScientoloTom was throwing a $100,000 celebration for J-Lo after she gave birth to her twins.
Re: lor –
ha! white people.
Where is Will's WEDDING RINNGG
FREAKS!
LOL! Katie got that alien sticker on her shirt, it's like a hidden message. So stupid!
*****BOYCOTT ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS*****
TOM CRUISE
KATIE HOLMES
JENNA & BODHI ELFMAN
JASON LEE
BECK
GIOVANNI RIBISI & FAMILY
JULIETTE LEWIS
ETHAN SUPLEE
KIRSTY ALLEY
JOHN TRAVOLTA
JENNIFER ASPEN
MARISOL NICHOLS
CATHERINE BELL
NANCY CARTWRIGHT
DANNY & CHRIS MASTERSON
LAURA PREPON
ERIKA CHRISTENSENSKY DAYTON/EARTHLINK
ISAAC HAYES
LEAH REMINI
Tom Cruise is the brain washed poster child for the cult of scamatology…pfft whoosh bam…this is a blast and Scienorific too!
is that an ALIEN face on Katie's jacket?? Perfect! They'll have the Smiths become non-SPs in no time!
Katie is an idiot. She has no acting talents. She thinks that since she married Alien Tom she is suddenly better than all celebs in Hollywood. She thinks she is the next best thing. Well, Katie, little freak, you are not. Unfortunately, scientologists will go to hell. They believe in some man who one day decided he had nothing better to do but make up a religion and defy history.
Wheres will's wedding ring hmmmm???
they've all now become official B-LISTERS (step up for Katie & Jada, step down for Cruise & Will)
Good God dear, you always manage to give me a giggle:)
I WONDER IF KATIE HAD HER WOMB IMPLANTED WITH TRANSMITTERS?
DOES TOM HAVE TRANSMITTERS IN HIS NUTT SACK????
Come on Perez, how can you call Will Smith gay? Just because you wish he was gay dosen't make him so. Even if he was you wouldn't be in with a chance, you ugly ass fucker. How can you call scientologists freaks when you are a gay freak yourself.
Doesn't Tom look like he really has a tight grip on her hand…almost like she wants to let go but he won't let her.
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF WILL SMITH. I
Jada is so ugly , she is like in the same ugliness tick box as the Williams sisters , barfarama
Yes, they have all sizes on the alien spaceship mall, Xenu Supercentre.
I have lost all respect for Will & Jada now that they are worshipers of Xenu. Add another two actors to my list of actors/movies that I will not see. By paying to see their movies we indirectly contribute to this dangerous cult.
Who's arm is hanging over Wills left shoulder?? Weird!
xenu xenu xenu…HAHAHA!
Vendetta….signed anonymous.
You are a total dick perez! Will Smith and his wife are one of the best couples in hollywood. Just because they are friends with Katie and Tom, doesn't mean there is anything wrong with them. I don't know how anyone can talk shit about Will Smith, he honestly seems like a good guy and you always here how nice he is to all people on his sets.
So here's old Mr Shorty TC out and about with his bad acting drone and the Scieno's next targetted victims. Old TC just doesn't give a damn about the kids being worked like slaves or those being forcefully reeducated in the Cults RPF in Clearwater, FL. Tom you suck…BOYCOTT all scientology actors and their films!
Why did Tom turn Kate a.k.a. (Katie) into Dora the Explora?
why exactly do you think will and jada's kiss is fake? they have been together forever, unlike every other couple in hollywood.
Ever notice how the life has gone out of Katie…this gal use to smile ALL the time…but not since she married Tom!!
NO RING ON WILL'S FINGER!!!!!!! -TROUBLE IN PARADISE???
Check out this AMAZING music video!!!!!!!!
"Gonna Get Luv" on youtube. Super HUGE HIT in the making!!!!!!!
hey didi-
Will Smith is one of the most bankable star right now. do you live under a rock. His movies always gross tons of money-how can you say he's a b list star..he's not even close to being a b list star. you are a fucking moron! leave will and jada alone.. just because they are friends with them doesn't mean shit..
Perez doesn't have a right to talk about anyone body, he's an ugly fat fucking piece of shit who makes his money talking shit about people (but he sure loves people like Amy Winehouse who's a fucking crack head!
I thought Will Smith and his wife already announced publicly that they're Scientologists.
Notice that alien looking pin on Katies jacket…..how Ironic. LOL!
Look closely you can see Jada,s hairy arms,what a gross skelton jawline.Shes probaly kissing him with joy because he didn,t fall for Tommys recruiment pitch
WOWWW, as if you just dissed will smith. you idiot.
To #64. THERE AIN"T NUTHIN' UGLY 'BOUT JADA. Also.when did Will Smith become gay?
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SH*T I HAVE EVER READ…. XENU XENU XENU…
LMAO
what is that on kate's jacket? is it an alien?
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT THE ARM COMING AROUND WILL SMITH'S SHOULDER LOOKS FREAKY (I THINK IT IS TOM CRUISE'S HAND FROM THE BACK SEAT)…TOM TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. WEIRD!
Will's big schlong is CUT just the way I like 'em!
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT THE ARM COMING AROUND WILL SMITH'S SHOULDER LOOKS FREAKY (I THINK IT IS TOM CRUISE'S HAND FROM THE BACK SEAT)…TOM TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. WEIRD! oh, now I can see it is will smith's hand, BUT IF YOU LOOK QUICKLY IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN HAND FROM THE BACK SEAT!
CREEPY!
that's just a wicked dialogue! you rock Perez!!!
What is that pin Katie is wearing??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Creepy!
Thank God perez on our side! GOOOO PEREZ!
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