They Must Recruit!

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Potential Scientologists Will Smith and Jada Plinko Smith joined Kate Cruise and husband Tom for a "friendly" dinner at Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night.

Dinner conversation must be something like this….

Tom: Xenu. Xenu. Xenu.
Jada: So, I'm working on a new heavy metal album.
Katie: Save me.
Will: I love your pretty shoes, Katie. I wonder if they come in my size?

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm / Email this  »

    219 comments to “They Must Recruit!”

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    1. crystal says – reply to this


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      first

    2. shan says – reply to this


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      hey kristin!

    3. Sunna says – reply to this


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      …good one

    4. Our puppy Daisy says – reply to this


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      How much you wanna bet these weirdos dress like aliens when they have their little bi sexual swing parties?

    5. ERIN says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    6. Sunna says – reply to this


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      …That's a good one

    7. me! says – reply to this


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      first??? or 6th?

    8. hmm. says – reply to this


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      Where's his wedding band?

    9. jane says – reply to this


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      She looks about ten years older than she is…

      He gets more doughy every day…

      Hail Xenu!

    10. blessed07 says – reply to this


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      Great

    11. Kat says – reply to this


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      What's up with the freaky alien heart-with-eyes pin on her jacket?

    12. ahhme says – reply to this


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      Does Katie have an "alien head" pin on her coat?

      Looks like it!

    13. The truth if it sells says – reply to this


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      Tom, Will, Travolta….hmmm….what is it about Scientology and closeted gay dudes and their beards?

    14. Our puppy Daisy says – reply to this


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      How much you want to bet these weirdos dress up like aliens when they have their little bi sexual swing parties?

    15. gigi says – reply to this


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      Will is getting old!

    16. fresh says – reply to this


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      hahaha weird couples.

    17. Araminta says – reply to this


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      First!!! woohoo!!!

    18. i love perez! says – reply to this


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      oh whatever leave them alone, if they wanna make themselves look like folls, let them.

    19. lala says – reply to this


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      SCARY!!

    20. Melissa says – reply to this


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      what are those eyes on her lapel??

    21. Karolina says – reply to this


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      LOL

    22. lolz says – reply to this


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      lolz

    23. XENU says – reply to this


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      36th

    24. nyemerald says – reply to this


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      Geez, Perez. So feisty!

    25. whatthefuk says – reply to this


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      What is with the FIRST business. Its lame and I just dont get it.

    26. em says – reply to this


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      hmm

    27. kbear says – reply to this


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      that is the fucking funniest thing i have read…that is exactly what those nut jobs would be saying!!!!

    28. SOS says – reply to this


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      Ha ha!!!!! Check out the wee alien thing on Katies jacket!!!!

    29. aeriechild says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE FUCK IS XENU??????

    30. lor says – reply to this


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      Will and Jada fake? So they had their kids by fake fucking? Dumbass

    31. allyy says – reply to this


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      whats wrong with will's face :O:O
      xx

    32. nickiquick says – reply to this


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      ummm….will and jada are ALREADY scientologists not potential scientologists…….

    33. emma says – reply to this


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      Is Katie wearing a Xenu pin?

    34. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Wow, head finally caught up to his ears, now they look so small…

    35. jonfet says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha!
      funny stuff :)

    36. whaaaat says – reply to this


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      i hate jada's devil music.

    37. DMH says – reply to this


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      Are you saying that Will is Bi?

    38. Melody says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha Perez that is hilarious

    39. PeaceNLuv says – reply to this


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      DUDE!! WHY does Katie look so sick? Its really sad. She's lost that healthy young woman glow and now looks like she's 45.

    40. raelene says – reply to this


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      LOL!!!! UR FUNNY!!!

    41. Gracielynn says – reply to this


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      WHERE IS WILL'S WEDDING RING????????

    42. HUGO CHAVEZ says – reply to this


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      Xenu. Xenu. Xenu.

    43. Webbster says – reply to this


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      They are working on recruitment elsewhere:
      I read that ScientoloTom was throwing a $100,000 celebration for J-Lo after she gave birth to her twins.

    44. white people says – reply to this


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      Re: lor

      ha! white people.

    45. mandy says – reply to this


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      Where is Will's WEDDING RINNGG

    46. FUCK THE CRAZIES! says – reply to this


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      FREAKS!

    47. didi says – reply to this


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      LOL! Katie got that alien sticker on her shirt, it's like a hidden message. So stupid!

    48. ANONY MOUSE says – reply to this


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      *****BOYCOTT ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS*****
      TOM CRUISE
      KATIE HOLMES
      JENNA & BODHI ELFMAN
      JASON LEE
      BECK
      GIOVANNI RIBISI & FAMILY
      JULIETTE LEWIS
      ETHAN SUPLEE
      KIRSTY ALLEY
      JOHN TRAVOLTA
      JENNIFER ASPEN
      MARISOL NICHOLS
      CATHERINE BELL
      NANCY CARTWRIGHT
      DANNY & CHRIS MASTERSON
      LAURA PREPON
      ERIKA CHRISTENSENSKY DAYTON/EARTHLINK
      ISAAC HAYES
      LEAH REMINI

    49. Boneskedew says – reply to this


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      Tom Cruise is the brain washed poster child for the cult of scamatology…pfft whoosh bam…this is a blast and Scienorific too!

    50. didi says – reply to this


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      is that an ALIEN face on Katie's jacket?? Perfect! They'll have the Smiths become non-SPs in no time!

    51. Candy says – reply to this


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      Katie is an idiot. She has no acting talents. She thinks that since she married Alien Tom she is suddenly better than all celebs in Hollywood. She thinks she is the next best thing. Well, Katie, little freak, you are not. Unfortunately, scientologists will go to hell. They believe in some man who one day decided he had nothing better to do but make up a religion and defy history.

    52. kate says – reply to this


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      Wheres will's wedding ring hmmmm???

    53. didi says – reply to this


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      they've all now become official B-LISTERS (step up for Katie & Jada, step down for Cruise & Will)

    54. CarrieFaery says – reply to this


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      Good God dear, you always manage to give me a giggle:)

    55. SPACE COMMANDER ZEENU says – reply to this


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      I WONDER IF KATIE HAD HER WOMB IMPLANTED WITH TRANSMITTERS?
      DOES TOM HAVE TRANSMITTERS IN HIS NUTT SACK????

    56. bombon says – reply to this


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      Come on Perez, how can you call Will Smith gay? Just because you wish he was gay dosen't make him so. Even if he was you wouldn't be in with a chance, you ugly ass fucker. How can you call scientologists freaks when you are a gay freak yourself.

    57. Lacey says – reply to this


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      Doesn't Tom look like he really has a tight grip on her hand…almost like she wants to let go but he won't let her.

    58. Colby says – reply to this


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      DO NOT MAKE FUN OF WILL SMITH. I

    59. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


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      Jada is so ugly , she is like in the same ugliness tick box as the Williams sisters , barfarama

    60. chirpsoul says – reply to this


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      Yes, they have all sizes on the alien spaceship mall, Xenu Supercentre.

    61. Marky says – reply to this


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      I have lost all respect for Will & Jada now that they are worshipers of Xenu. Add another two actors to my list of actors/movies that I will not see. By paying to see their movies we indirectly contribute to this dangerous cult.

    62. Linda says – reply to this


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      Who's arm is hanging over Wills left shoulder?? Weird!

    63. Nicole says – reply to this


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      xenu xenu xenu…HAHAHA!

    64. chirpsoul says – reply to this


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      Vendetta….signed anonymous.

    65. j says – reply to this


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      You are a total dick perez! Will Smith and his wife are one of the best couples in hollywood. Just because they are friends with Katie and Tom, doesn't mean there is anything wrong with them. I don't know how anyone can talk shit about Will Smith, he honestly seems like a good guy and you always here how nice he is to all people on his sets.

    66. HowAboutTheKids says – reply to this


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      So here's old Mr Shorty TC out and about with his bad acting drone and the Scieno's next targetted victims. Old TC just doesn't give a damn about the kids being worked like slaves or those being forcefully reeducated in the Cults RPF in Clearwater, FL. Tom you suck…BOYCOTT all scientology actors and their films!

    67. Help me Kate says – reply to this


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      Why did Tom turn Kate a.k.a. (Katie) into Dora the Explora?

    68. ? says – reply to this


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      why exactly do you think will and jada's kiss is fake? they have been together forever, unlike every other couple in hollywood.

    69. Linda says – reply to this


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      Ever notice how the life has gone out of Katie…this gal use to smile ALL the time…but not since she married Tom!!

    70. ME says – reply to this


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      NO RING ON WILL'S FINGER!!!!!!! -TROUBLE IN PARADISE???

    71. Julie says – reply to this


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      Check out this AMAZING music video!!!!!!!!
      "Gonna Get Luv" on youtube. Super HUGE HIT in the making!!!!!!!

    72. j says – reply to this


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      hey didi-
      Will Smith is one of the most bankable star right now. do you live under a rock. His movies always gross tons of money-how can you say he's a b list star..he's not even close to being a b list star. you are a fucking moron! leave will and jada alone.. just because they are friends with them doesn't mean shit..
      Perez doesn't have a right to talk about anyone body, he's an ugly fat fucking piece of shit who makes his money talking shit about people (but he sure loves people like Amy Winehouse who's a fucking crack head!

    73. Rebekah says – reply to this


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      I thought Will Smith and his wife already announced publicly that they're Scientologists.

    74. xtina says – reply to this


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      Notice that alien looking pin on Katies jacket…..how Ironic. LOL!

    75. Gross says – reply to this


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      Look closely you can see Jada,s hairy arms,what a gross skelton jawline.Shes probaly kissing him with joy because he didn,t fall for Tommys recruiment pitch

    76. sarah says – reply to this


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      WOWWW, as if you just dissed will smith. you idiot.

    77. Steve says – reply to this


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      To #64. THERE AIN"T NUTHIN' UGLY 'BOUT JADA. Also.when did Will Smith become gay?

    78. eddie says – reply to this


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      THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SH*T I HAVE EVER READ…. XENU XENU XENU…
      LMAO

    79. beth says – reply to this


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      what is that on kate's jacket? is it an alien?

    80. HBiz says – reply to this


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      DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT THE ARM COMING AROUND WILL SMITH'S SHOULDER LOOKS FREAKY (I THINK IT IS TOM CRUISE'S HAND FROM THE BACK SEAT)…TOM TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. WEIRD!

    81. TOMMYGIRL says – reply to this


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      Will's big schlong is CUT just the way I like 'em!

    82. HBiz says – reply to this


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      DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT THE ARM COMING AROUND WILL SMITH'S SHOULDER LOOKS FREAKY (I THINK IT IS TOM CRUISE'S HAND FROM THE BACK SEAT)…TOM TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. WEIRD! oh, now I can see it is will smith's hand, BUT IF YOU LOOK QUICKLY IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN HAND FROM THE BACK SEAT!

    83. Juice Tuna says – reply to this


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      CREEPY!

    84. jeffrey3410 says – reply to this


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      that's just a wicked dialogue! you rock Perez!!!

    85. Ki says – reply to this


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      What is that pin Katie is wearing??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Creepy!

    86. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Thank God perez on our side! GOOOO PEREZ!

      http://digg.com/world_news/Anonymous_returns_on_march_15th_for_OPERATION_PARTY_HARD

    87. lulu says – reply to this


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      it's not an alien on katie's sweater!! it's a comme des garcons logo… which is a fashion brand…

    88. maybe Katie is lesbian and likes Jada says – reply to this


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      You summed it up Perez. These people are weak uneducated souls that are absolute fools to boot.

      How can they show their faces? I would go into seclusion if it went public that I believed in that bizarre cult…

    89. didi says – reply to this


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      for j …XOXO

    90. Second that says – reply to this


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      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am LMAO!!! OHHh Gawd you are sooo crazy Perez! I love Katie…Kate's Zenu button! Lol! Ahhh and Jada with a new Heavy Metal Album! Priceless! You nailed them all!!!!!

    91. Please & Thank You :) says – reply to this


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    92. Tina says – reply to this


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      I hear Will Smith and Jada Pinkett have an open relationship.

    93. dmd says – reply to this


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      what the fuck is Smith thinking… especially after his I AM GOD movie, why would he convert to crazology

    94. ??? says – reply to this


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      I like to think that I am open minded to most religions, but Scientology is more like a cult.The fact that it was created in the 1950s by a science fiction writer is bad enough, but what kind of religion makes you pay thousands of dollars just to be a member, sounds more like a commercial enterprise to me.Also the idea of celebrity centers, where there is specific catering to just the rich and wealthy is absurd.What kind of legitimate religion have facilities just for rich?

    95. joanjoan says – reply to this


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      Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect captioning for each player. PERFECT!!!

    96. Laury says – reply to this


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      LMAO!! Good one Perez. I used to love Will Smith but this whole Scientocrap made me lose all respect for him.

    97. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Oh leave them alone! Aside from Tom, everyone else in the group is normal and only have strated getting a bad rap because of made-up stories and rumours created by YOU

    98. joanjoan says – reply to this


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      Re: ???

      ???,

      You are so right on! It is not a religion. It is a cult and capitol is a big part of it. A sci-fi writer started this group and a bunch of empty heads blindly follow. Scary.

    99. Homolicious says – reply to this


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      LMAO…..that part about the conversation killed me.

    100. Alison says – reply to this


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      nice creepy comme de garcon heart/ face detail there kate. it looks like an alien.

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