When Daddy Bangs Your Friend!

Filed under: Brooke Hogan > Hulk Hogan

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The Hogan family is just full of dramz these days.

We. Love. It.

Reports are surfacing that the Hulkster had an affair while he was still living with his wife, prompting the hulking Linda Hogan to file for divorce from him. A divorce that's recently turned u-g-l-y .

But what makes it even more interesting is that dear old Hulk allegedly had an affair with a friend of his daughter Brooke. Scandalicious!!!

Christiane Plante, a 33 year old friend who worked with Brooke on her bomb of a 2006 album, has confessed to The National Enquirer about her affair.

Christiane states, "My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong."

Bitch didn't feel so wrong blabbing it all to a tabloid. Who cares about her reputation? We may all think she's a homewrecking slut, but at least she got paid to talk!

"Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologising for my actions," adds whorish Christiane. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend."

The affair allegedly took place last year, while the family was still shooting their reality TV show and Hull and Linda had yet to split.

Apparently Brooke is so distraught, she has even posted this ominous entry on her official blog.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

hey….
Current mood: distressed
Category: Life

I'm going through one of the hardest issues i've ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I'm continuing work in the studio… I'm sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment. I need all the support i can get. thank you…

love you much,
b

Wonder what she's referring to????

We're there for ya Brookie!

Update: Brooke also posted the following blog but later deleted it!!!!!!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

i never thought…

Current mood: sad
Category: Life

When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you…its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able to…

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    1. gfdas says – reply to this


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      gross

    2. Lauren says – reply to this


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      aww i thought when it said "friend" of Brooke's Hulk was bangin like some hot 18 yr old broad… lol….33 thats nothing lol

      but anything is better then that thing he was married to….

      money grubbin whore

    3. miranda says – reply to this


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      woahh.

    4. liz says – reply to this


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      HOLLA KENZIE

    5. lisa says – reply to this


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      Shows money does not buy happiness.

    6. xoxo hollywood says – reply to this


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      who cares about the hogans??

    7. emmz says – reply to this


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      whatevs

    8. dan says – reply to this


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      1

    9. abby says – reply to this


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      nobody even wants tothinkabout this that is why there are only two comments now. SAD

    10. Samilynn says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

      And is anyone really that surprised? come on.

    11. kate says – reply to this


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      2nd!

    12. kat says – reply to this


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      holy crap

    13. rayners says – reply to this


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      yuck…so bad if it is true…

    14. tanyae says – reply to this


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      first?

    15. kayy says – reply to this


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      oh lord

    16. Vanessa Getsinger says – reply to this


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      WTF?

    17. rachel says – reply to this


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      you couldnt pay me to sleep with hulk hogan

    18. jules says – reply to this


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      first?

    19. Androu O says – reply to this


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      OMG haha sad

    20. anon says – reply to this


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      In one breath she's pleading for prayers for her distress and in the next she's thinking about how she can cash in on it. Oh freaking brother! Such a sell-out skank! Keep your personal life to yourself!

    21. sumi says – reply to this


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      i feel real bad for that family…sad :(
      HULK HOGAN IS A MAN WHORE

    22. Hasana says – reply to this


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      That's shit Perez. "We're there for you"??? BS. You're always dissing on that poor girl and calling her names. STFU honestly

    23. Annie says – reply to this


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      Lets hope her blog isn't referring to that woman..because if it is..how pathetic that that would be one of the hardest times of her life…considering it should be harder to deal with what her brother did to his friend in that car accident than some ho diddling daddys doodad.

    24. CUQ says – reply to this


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      First

    25. What? says – reply to this


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      Is she feeling her father up?

    26. lj says – reply to this


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      that's so sad

    27. setgdfh says – reply to this


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      dctghvjbhj

    28. cg74 says – reply to this


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      Awe to bad the steroid loving freak got caught with his pants down. Boo Hoo. By the way how's the kid his lovely son destroyed doing lately? Let's worry about that family and not this gross one!

    29. razzmatazz says – reply to this


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      FIRST BIATCHES

    30. toto says – reply to this


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      first

    31. liz says – reply to this


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      first!!!!

    32. Heling says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    33. Bateman says – reply to this


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      She's freaking 33 not a teen gal pal his daughter hangs out with.
      Who freaking cares

    34. Jeff says – reply to this


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      I feel her pain…as she drives away in her new Mercedes Benz, wiping a crocodile tear from her bloodshot eye. Who is she kidding. She's a wigga…and her daddy's a playa.’nuff said.

    35. me says – reply to this


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      42nd???!!b

    36. erin says – reply to this


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      I still can't believe the Hogan's are breaking up. So sad. :(

      Who the hell would screw Hulk Hogan.

    37. ewww says – reply to this


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      brooke hogan is G.R.O.S.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    38. Kelly says – reply to this


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      Perez, you always tell it like it is. Home-wrecking slut is right on target.

    39. THE HOGANS ARE ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS AN ANT HILL says – reply to this


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      Who the FUCK CARES what some ALCOHOLIC WRESTLER is FUCKING? These RETARDS are SUB-HUMAN ROID MUTANTS. They ALL have DUAL SEXUAL ORGANS and can FUCK ANYTHING from Bugs to Blue Whales.

    40. Flowerbomb says – reply to this


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      She's continuing work in the studio? Who gave the greenlight for this no talent to record ANOTHER album, the 1st one should have never happened. And why is this even being reported? The alphabet doesn't contain enough letters for the list they are on.

    41. August says – reply to this


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      Luv Brooke….you can do all things through Christ who streghthens you…this too will pass…keep your head up…but I'm sure you will…kit

    42. Neph says – reply to this


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      99% of men are scum. I wish I was a lesbian. At least I wouldn't have to worried about getting d*cked.

    43. Sunny says – reply to this


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      Maybe Brooke is distressed because she lost her old nose and boobs.

    44. DONYAAA says – reply to this


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      AHAHAHAHAHHAH
      woaoowowow

    45. BEEN THERE says – reply to this


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      MY DAD BANGED MY FRIEND AND IT WAS THE HARDEST THING IVE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH. SO SORRY FOR YOU BROOK :(

    46. Yasdnil says – reply to this


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      Aw, poor Brooke. She's such a sweetheart and now she has all of this bull.

    47. Helen says – reply to this


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      Hasn't anyone figured out yet that reality shows are DEATH to a Marriage??? Everyone's split now. . . . well except Ozzy and Sharon, and don't think he is physically able. . . (I think Sharon drugs him. . .lol) Hogans probably couldn't see past the $, but still sad for the kiddos.

    48. daniel says – reply to this


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      Does she really need to let us know that she is working in the studio? Pretty f'd up! Seems strange to me.

    49. 305 says – reply to this


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      Re: August

      August…are u retarded??? u think brooke reads this blog? u think she's gonna "kit" with u? wow

    50. shay says – reply to this


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      gross steroid shrinkage??danny bonaduce x10, she must have smelled money

    51. bettybravo says – reply to this


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      I think the Hulkster could win some award for like the "Most Hetero MF Ever" He loses the ladies for reals….

    52. no says – reply to this


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      I don't believe Christiane was really Brooke's friend. A real friend would have stopped her from wearing those ridiculous jeans that were missing most of the denim.

      Hulk is a Jabroneeee!

    53. The Bitch says – reply to this


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      Cheap advice: Dear Brooke, While it is sad that your parents marriage is over because your Daddy couldn't keep his d**k in his pants. Try to compare your distress with someone less fortunate. Like for example, the little girl in Africa who's family is dying around her from hunger. Now that deserves some tears. Or how about the little American baby who died today because his parents had no insurance. What I mean is, WHO CARES that your parents couldn't hold their marriage together!! Sniffle, boo hoo and move on. At least let any depression you have focus on something of substance. Oh and I promise you, this won't be your most distressful moment in life. Save your energy girlfriend. Love THE Bitch.

    54. kuin says – reply to this


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      SAY….WHAT!!!! OMG

    55. Mary Jane Baker says – reply to this


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      Who gives a loaf about Brooke Hogan?? Seriously, why do you waste your blogging on the nobody?

    56. puddintang says – reply to this


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      Hogan was always begging for sex and affection from his wife on the show. She always treated him like dirt. What did she expect? She honestly never saw this coming? If he can't get affection and sex from his wife he will eventually look for it elsewhere.

    57. Michelle Renee C. says – reply to this


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      Godd for him..Linda seemed into herself and their money anyways..

    58. amy says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    59. VOTE OBAMA says – reply to this


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      HEY, SHIT HAPPENS.
      THEN, YOU DIE.

    60. CelebGossipWhore says – reply to this


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      her friend status a few days ago said something about not being able to trust friends or something, so I bet that was about this chick

    61. Jake says – reply to this


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      Brooke,

      I would worry about that young man life that your brother Nick has destroyed.

      Don't worry about where Daddy sticks his dick or who he sticks it to.

      Get your fucking priorities straight Brooke.

      p.s. oh, and YOU CAN'T SING. And stay away from the bikini's, especially if there is anyone with a camera around.

    62. Maddy says – reply to this


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      father of the fucking year

      No. Seriously.

    63. Gypsytrill says – reply to this


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      trailer trash with money

    64. Teresa says – reply to this


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      Her quote should read:
      "I'm going through one of the hardest issues i've ever had to deal with in my life (Please buy my CD)…please keep me and my family in your prayers…(Because negative publicity may help sell my CD) I'm continuing work in the studio…(Because it's more important than what my familiy is going through and I may benefit from the cash you spend on my CD) I'm sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment (Because I hope you will spend money on my CD, therefore I'm willing to exploit my family). I need all the support (Money) i can get. thank you…

    65. yo says – reply to this


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      IS THAT HIS WIFE? SHE'S HOT!

    66. L says – reply to this


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      Awwww….The ideal family man has been brought down to human 'proportions'. I'm sad.

    67. stacy says – reply to this


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      ewe, the hulk is SICK!

    68. ANGELA says – reply to this


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      Yes, i am going to pray for a wealthy family in the spotlight, who have no real hardships other then dealing with a reckless son/brother, a daughter with a struggling record deal and a parents divorce.

      Let me replace the orphans, the homeless, and the abused animals and pray for you…. riiiight

    69. eric says – reply to this


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      Id suck him off, he looks like he's got a nice one…..

    70. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      Chelsy Clinton would be the world reknown expert to ask

    71. FISTY says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!
      FIRST!!!
      FIRST!!!

    72. Joe Blow says – reply to this


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      John Graziano was unavailable for comment.

    73. Bec says – reply to this


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      i feel a bit sorry for her..it doesn't feel good when your family isn't what you thought it was..

      they should never have agreed to do a stupid reality show..everyone knows they're a curse.

    74. Susy says – reply to this


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      Its no wonder the kids of Hollywood celebs end up so fucked up. Hulk pimped out his daughter on their tv show and let his spoiled brat son race cars that he couldnt handle..Nicks ego is massive and he isnt even hot…when he put his friend in a coma with his stupid racing stunt mama and daddy probably hovered around him telling him it wasnt his fault..their mother is so trashy and somehow thinks she can get a man to support her since she drained Hulks finances on her plastic surgery and shopping obsession..cant blame Hulk for dating someone else..maybe she will treat him better than his slutty wife did. Mama Hogan is living vacariously through Brooke and is pimping her out too..she acts more like her buddy than her mother and still dresses like a whore at her age…I hope their show isnt renewed..watching spolied brats with dysfuctional parents isnt fun..and I sure hope they have helped with the finances of the boy who is in the coma..if his family hasnt filed a suit against the Hogans they should do so pronto before Mama Hogan takes it all in her divorce settlement..Brooke's singing career wont go far so she will be broke soon too!

    75. bitchy says – reply to this


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      Who the hell would wan't to fuck HIS old ass!!!??? he is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen!! YUCK!

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    94. robert says – reply to this


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      thats messed up

    95. Angelina Voight says – reply to this


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      Wow…I totally thought it was one of Brooke's guy friends the Hulkster was bangin because we all know that Linda is really a man. Oh and p.s. nice tata and nose job brooke…how ya gonna get rid of your hideous cankles?

    96. robert says – reply to this


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    97. touche says – reply to this


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    98. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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    99. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    100. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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