Momzilla
Jennifer Lopez is taking the mom thing very, very seriously.
People around La Lopez think she might be taking things a bit too far…except of course, Marc Anthony, who supposedly agrees with everything she wants.
J. Lo is diva about ever-y-thing!
According to inside reports, the couple has hired SIX new bodyguards for the twins. They have two baby bouncers for each eight-hour shift around the clock.
Cost? Approximately $600,000, not including the cost of benefits.
They've also invested in closed-circuit cameras for almost every room in their many homes.
Also, peeps with grubby hands better stay far away from JLo's babies! According to a family source, she's become a germaphobe. There are dispensers of hygienic cleanser strategically placed all around her homes. People are instructed to basically scrub before they come close to her precious ones. And, we kid you not, there was a purchase of what's being called 'a lifetime supply' of surgical masks because anyone coming in contact with the twins must put one of the things on.
Shit, y'all. Jenny is starting to get all Michael Jackson krazee!
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2nd? J. Lo is crazy….
and people think I'm crazy with my organic only food and no bpa plastic…
OH….thank God I got outta THAT one.
Jo-Low needs to just chill. getting that paranoid may bring on the post mortem depression. next thing you know she turns the next britney!!
GO J.LO
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thats a bit fucking crazy! im raging, i wanted to be 1st lol!
I'm no big JLo fan, but I think that's great. I mean, if she has the money and is using it to make her kids safer, healthier, why is that wrong? Not to be all Pollyanna but I wish more people would do that (Britney…..)
Thats what happens when you have more money than you know what to do with..
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LAST!
First!
nine???
hauhahuaua
she become crazy!!! of course you want protect your baby.
but,the have to be exposed to a few germs,for building up the immune system.
That happen when low class bitcheds suddenly get rich, they dont have class
first!!!!!!!
Ya JLO took my porkstick good! She took all 9 inches up into her kulo and then asked for more. We fucked to She Bangs by Spic Martin…. Then I dumped my load in the cum whore and went and got some food. Chicks are just fo bangin yall. It's all bout the titties and the cunt. Look at rap videos or tv shows or even skyscrapers or anything. It's all about sex yall. So why beat around the bush and why not just fuck it!!! ( Pardon the PUN!) hahaha. sluts
psycho!!
Kids will humble her.
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GET OVER IT YOU BITCH PEOPLE COULD CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMN CHILDREN. WHO ARE YOU A GODDESS? STUPID BITCH!
5th? JLO is nuts.
I bet her kids are just gorgeous!
GET OVER IT YOU BITCH PEOPLE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR DAMN CHILDREN. WHO ARE YOU A GODDESS? STUPID BITCH!
GET OVER IT YOU BITCH PEOPLE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR DAMN CHILDREN. WHO ARE YOU A GODDESS? STUPID BITCH!
I meant 11th? All celebs are obsessed with theirselves and their little spawns.. After she has to deal with them for awhile she will not be so obsessive compulsive
sure keep the babies in a germfree area they'll never develop immunitites and live in bubbles for the rest of their lives…well they can afford to anyway
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FOURTH?
Perez, i totally agree with you about the germ thing– they need to be exposed a small bit to get their immune systems up! Doing this shes making life harder for herself…
What, are they just never gonna get chicken pox and suffer really bad when theyre older?
Every mother is concerned about germs around their babies and cleanliness but this bitch is going too far. I hope all this stuff isn't true ’cause she is a complete moron if it is. Children need some germs so their immune systems can get stronger. Stop trippin' J-Lo, stop trippin'!
Great.
So when they are first exposed to a germ at the grand age of 7 it will kill them because their immune system hasn't been built up over the years.
Clever!
That sounds really scary but you know, MRSA is a concern so I would understand that but to that extent…..
La-Lopez-Loca!!
Thats a little too much.
She's getting a little carried away there.
What the fuck is her issue, I like J.Lo, but let me remind her she's latina, grew up/brought up poor and ghetto fabulous, there's no need for germophobia, latins are built strong, like bull!!
Re: KAT – yes people COULD care less.
Don't you mean people couldn't care less?
wait is it $600,00 a year a month or what??
As talentless as she is you cant deny how successfull she is!
I had to post this, I laughed so hard - http://crazyforhillary.com/ -
being exposed to some germs is a good thing; its how bodies build up immunity to things. she should just buy them a bubble to live in if she's THAT concerned…
She is just being a new mom. I think it's a bit much, but she should grow out of it within the first year. She just wanted them babies so badly she wants to make sure they are ok.
Geez, I can understand being a little protective your first baby (or babies) but that is quite ridiculous! Lighten up, JLo!!
The scubbing of hands and mask wearing in this situation is normal, and smart (especially if her babies were premature) as a simple cold virus can send the babies to the hospital with the possibiity of pnuemonia or other respiratory problems. Newborn babies' immune systems are weak.
*Sean*
I'm gonna assassinate J.Lo
Fucking wastefull cunt!
Those kids are going to severely affected by what she's doing. It is really serious when a parent does not expose their children to a variety of viruses/bacteria when they are young. Your immune system is just starting to get to work and it is so important to have that early exposure. Why do you think polio was called the "rich person's disease"??
Is it true that Greta Von Susterwhatever fron Foxnews is a Scientologist?? She looks so logical and christian… in a german way.
Baby bouncers? Eight-hour shifts? Surgical masks? WTF? Damn those kids are gonna be spoiled rotten and totally incompetent in anything but giving orders.
You want a piece of me?!!! Ya, this celebritard wants a piece of my 9inch cock! I gonna ram it into their hole as hard and as fast as a mexican scales the border! boink boink boink! Fuck ya bitches! Who wants extra lettuce with their sex?! If you do then screw a mexican! Mexican pizza's are humping as we speak so the seed that comes out will be born in the usa so they can stay. Soon the whole USA will be like Laredo Texas. Get ready bitches! Puta world.
oh my goshh…!!! what a crazy and spoiled bitch! wha was she??? she was nobody!!!! and now that she is rich and famous she thinks she is the queen or God!!! what a loser… in this world there are too many childrens that dont have anything to eat…. and this biatch!!… make me sick……
first weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i love you perez heheh
DAAANG
NOBODY WANTS YOUR BABIES!
Thats pretty intense, I can understand the washing hands thing because you dont want to make them sick. But SIX body guards??! thats nuts, who would want to take her babies anyways? NO ONe
What a stupid fool.
Who wants to touch those shitty little things she calls babies anyways.
that is fucking retarded. you know what its called? trying to be god. keeping things clean and only letting healthy non sick people around your baby, thats one thing. but you cant protect your child from every germ in the air. shes going to be one of those moms who doesnt get them vaccinated because of how it "will hurt them" or because of the possible side effects. dont you know thats why meningitis keeps getting spread around? because fucktards dont get their kids vaccinated.
Re: mimi –
HAHAHAHAHA!!! You idiot. J.Lo is dead now, eh?
POST-PARTUM, genius.
when i went on this website there was no comments for it but then when it shows my comment it shows it not on first
That's actually quite unhealthy for her kids… poor things will be allergic to everything when they're older
Wow…surgical masks?? That's taking it a bit far…
It's obvious that you don't have children.
When babies are newborn you don't want anyone who is sick to come around them. It's cold & flu season still & there's a nasty bug going around. I can perfectly understand why she would want hand sanitizer readily available. Most mothers have it on hand at ALL times! Also, it may sound crazy but I get the surgical mask too. Twins are usually born early. I'm not sure how far along she was put premature babies are more prone to illness like RSV which can be deadly.
Cut her some slack. She's a new mama & wants to make sure her kids are healthy.
PS, she MIGHT have hired so many body guards because people are crazy & she wants to make sure that no one tries to kidnap her kids. It's not something that "normal" parents would ever do….but in Hollywood I think it's acceptable & probably more common than we know of.
fame makes you a crazy whore with no soul just read perez every day…
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I DONT THINK SHES GOING OVER BOARD..ALL FIRST TIME MOMS GET LIKE THAT.
It's called nesting….Her body is getting ready to give birth soon! Just don't over do it JLo because we all need germs to build up our own antibodies!
i don't believe these reports, but if they are true, it's just because she's a new mommy. She'll stop soon or else her twins will have very poor immune systems that could've been prevented.
Yeah, that's REAL smart: Shield the kiddies from all germs, so when they finally DO come into contact with out, their immune systems won't know how to fight it off. My God, she's a fucking moron.
She's being quite the dumbdumb… Little children should get a normal dosis of germs thrown at them (not literally) coz it's at that time that they build their immunity. If you keep kids tucked away living in a bubble, even a common cold causes huge problems for them later in life.
wow that sounds a bit extrem!
Re: Jessiee – Um, there is a chicken pox vaccine now. Kids don't have to suffer through chicken pox anymore. Welcome to the early 1990s.
Did you trade some sex tapes for this info, honey?
Sometimes when you make too many percautions like that with the babies they will aways be sick because they won't be exposed to certain bacteria at a young age that can help them build there ammune system. I was told that when my baby was born and I was psycho about the germs.
Can you say obssessed!!!!!!!! lol : )
Jenny from the block my ass!!!
i thought she was a ghetto girl!!! ghetto ppl don't wear masks just for the purpose of being near the babies… shits…
Great. That's a sure fire way to make sure your children never build any amunity to any of the common bacteria and viruses that kids usually are exposed to. STUPID. she's gonna make her kids even more sickly.
thats such a shame because a low level of germs is actually really good to help build up a baby's immune system.
It's a bit ashame though because they will get loads of bugs when they're older because there immune system won't be strong at all.
Morgan xx
um WOW talk about over the top!!! I get the hand sanitizers, BUT come on friggin MASKS?? That is definitely Micheal Jackson KRAZEE!!
Jlo needs to relax!! And friggin 6 bodyguards ??? OR is that 6 NANNIES??
Either way still RIDICULOUS!
The hand sanitizers all over the house isn't that weird, it's actually quite common for parents to do this with newborns. I wouldn't want somebody's grubby paws on my kid.
It's a little extreme but not too crazy. . . if any baby under 3 months get a fever over 100.4 they get a spinal tap. If I had the money I'd do the same shit!
Re: Buglet – she already gave birth… dumbass
Oh and I gotta wonder does skeletors OTHER kids get 6 bodyguards???????
Or is that just the diva trying to prove how worthy her kids are????
Someone needs to tell her that she's causing the twins more harm than good by making everyone sanitize every square inch of flesh on them before handling the twins. They're not immunosupressed, they're babies. Germs are healthy for babies… they may get a little sick, but it's how they develop any kind of immunity towards foreign germs/microorganisms. Ms. Lopez should reconsider her completely aseptic philosophy on handling babies. Then again, I think every mother goes through that and realizes that kids are dirty and eventually, they, give up on the whole Purell lifestyle.
Why wont she release the babies' names?? Is she trying to pull a Tom Cruise and wait till the babies are toddlers before we see them or know what they named them? There will be a big hype and then their names will be like Bob and Mary. Ridiculous.
speechless….lol
I have a friend who's mother who made sure everyone washed their hands and wore masks around her. Now in her 20s, she has a TERRIBLE immune system. WHY?? because everything that you are taught is that BABIES NEED THE REGULAR DAY TO DAY GERMS to build up their immune systems. This girl was sick so often because her mother shielded her of everything when she was a baby. J-Lo is actually being more harmful than helpful!
Yeah but you know what I almost don't blame her cuz my kids have been sick off and on almost totally on…… for like the last 2and half months. Between school and daycare, they just can't get better. I hate taking them there cuz it just keeps going around and around and around. They get better and then they come into contact with the same shit again and here we go again!! I have seriously had it with them being sick. And there is no way for me to keep them away from it all unless I don't go to work and do not take them to school and daycare. How likely is that??? I teach them all the necc. things to keep from re infecting themselves but…..if they are around kids who are coughing and sneezing and dirty hands, how are they going to really get "AWAY" from it?? They can't, they just can't.
she knows that her babies can't fight off anything if all germs are killed right? does she want bubble children? i think she just needs to lighten up a little bit.
shes a dumb bitch and she aint that great anyway. well shes not great at all now that i think about it.
What a cunt…always has been. Celebrities are just getting more and more retarded…especially when it comes to their offspring. I wonder what crazy stupid names she gave them
Re: umm..okay – I AGREE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!
what the fuck???? that bitch is crazy…Psycho!
I completely understand, when i had my baby i was the same way. It's very serious when a baby gets sick speciously when there just born.
Well,
Miami is another world!!!
Hmm, I wonder if she knows that can actually lead to a deficient immune system…
She better be saving her money because her movie and music careers have tanked….mostly due to her outrageous diva behavior.
Surgical masks?! Who eva made this sh%t up is FUNNY!!!
number 92 YA lol lil late haha
I'm sure she means well with the "hygienic cleansers" but those cleaners only lead to super bugs. They are full of chemicals that could have who knows what effects on a baby. Thats horrible it disgusts me to hear about that. Old fashioned soap and water does the trick people! Well as long as your soap isnt also full of chemicals. Plain old vinegar kills 98 percent of germs. Spread it around! It makes me sick seeing all my friends with health problems wondering why when everything they use, clean with, and eat is TOXIC