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There's No Place Like Home

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It has been AMAZING to be back in Los Angeles this past week. Being with our fam has been great and the love of our life, Mister Teddy Hilton, continues to bring us joy each and every single day.

We feel like we're really on a roll, gaining momentum, hitting our groove and all that good schtuff!

Game night is planned tonight at Eric's and maybe some other fun, chill stuff to come this weekend.

We're just keeping it mellow until Austin and…

March is Perezzers birthday month!!!!!! The big bitch turns 30 on March 23rd!!!!!!

We can't wait.

We're very much looking forward to it. We're happier than we've ever been.

Life is good. Life is good, Perezcious friends.

We hope you're doing well, working hard, having fun and staying healthy.

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Posted: February 29, 2008 at 2:15 pm


84 comments to “There's No Place Like Home” (RSS feed) 

  1. #1 - Megan says – reply to this

    Love Perez :)

  2. #2 - poop says – reply to this

    oh sweet

  3. #3 - Rachelle says – reply to this

    Wow am I first?

  4. #4 - Katie says – reply to this

    bloody hell, I've never seen a post with 'no comments' underneath it before o.O

  5. #5 - Kelly says – reply to this

    Perez are you going to post the video of Diego from Q102 beating you in the grape contest? I think you two need a rematch!

  6. #6 - bcole@w-industries.net says – reply to this

    first

  7. #7 - Heling says – reply to this

    FIRst!

  8. #8 - ashlyn says – reply to this

    you stole my birthday!

  9. #9 - Spacey says – reply to this

    1st?

  10. #10 - auds says – reply to this

    YAY BITCH, I'll be 24 March 11th. March is the best month everrrr.

  11. #11 - funky munky says – reply to this

    PLEASE STOP REFERING TO YOURSELF AS "WE". IT IS EMBARASSING. YOU ARE A QUEEN

    NOT THE QUEEN SO STOP IT NOW! STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. #12 - Ty says – reply to this

    FIRST!

  13. #13 - mary says – reply to this

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ! You make me smile!~!

  14. #14 - bayley says – reply to this

    holy shit…
    that first girl looks like jamie lynn spears ehh? lol

  15. #15 - ssspeeakk.blogg.se says – reply to this

    neat,my b-day is in march to,the 16!GO MARCH-PPL!

  16. #16 - loverrrrr says – reply to this

    My birthday is the 23rd too!

  17. #17 - wtfwhogives says – reply to this

    We come to this site for celeb gossip, not YOU!!! U need to update this shit a little quicker… ur slacking and you will loose traffic to this site!

  18. #18 - feel bad says – reply to this

    the day i wear a perez hilton tee shirt is the day that someone can shoot me and take a shit on my dead body….
    what a bunch of fucken zeros.
    am i crazy?

  19. #19 - lindsey says – reply to this

    Perez!! We have the same birthday! Looooovve it. :)

  20. #20 - Emmy says – reply to this

    Wait, you are telling me Jamie-Lynn actually wore the shirt?

    LMAO

  21. #21 - lyndsie says – reply to this

    im glad to see alot of team britneys

  22. #22 - lyndsie says – reply to this

    im glad to see alot of team britneys

  23. #23 - Frankenberry refers to himself as "WE" says – reply to this

    Hey frankenberry, you are such a famewhore…it's disgusting. You refer to yourself as "we" which is SO FUCKING REPULSIVE.

    You are nothing but a big, fat ugly queen!!!

  24. #24 - lyndsie says – reply to this

    and your doing a good job- tell the haters to kiss your butt!

  25. #25 - Lauren says – reply to this

    March 23 is MY birthday!!!!!! I'll be 22 :)

  26. #26 - Jessica says – reply to this

    Hey Mr. Hilton….Some numbers you will be 30 on the 23rd and I will be 23 on the 30th. Happy Birthday to all the Rams out there!

  27. #27 - minky says – reply to this

    March 23rd is my birthday too :D

  28. #28 - lilac wine says – reply to this

    My birthday is the 23rd of march, too [28th]!

    Happy Birthday for the 23rd of March Perez, ditto for #8, #16, #25 and #26th!

  29. #29 - It's Allison Bitch says – reply to this

    So my birthday is on march 4th bitches….lmao…ima be 19…SWEET GO ME!!…hehe love ya perez…the first thing i do in the morning is check your page for anything new brit brit so my friends and i can make funna her..lmao

  30. #30 - julie says – reply to this

    march birthdays rule! go us!

  31. #31 - get a life perez says – reply to this

    I AGREE. THE FIRST GIRL LOOKS LIKE JAMIE LYNN SPEARS. for a moment i thought it was her ! and yes darling perez, you know not many like you, they just like what you post! you are getting people 2 advertise? oh cmon. " the cool kids love perez" ? oh yeah, only the KIDS love you. you are pathetic. your work is just good. lots of love to you. xoxo

  32. #32 - KC P says – reply to this

    Perez - I am turning 30 on the 23rd too! GO ARIES! We should P A R T Y for our DAY!

    Love you - Kate

  33. #33 - Sherry says – reply to this

    Happy early Birthday, Perez!!!! I turn the big 4-0 on the 4th! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!

  34. #34 - Staci says – reply to this

    I am turning 30 in March too!

  35. #35 - Taylor says – reply to this

    Perez–

    You and I share the same birthday!

    How..PEREZ-a-licious!!!!!!!!!

  36. #36 - brittany says – reply to this

    MY B-DAY IS IN MARCH TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the 29th baby :) i'll be 23

  37. #37 - brittany says – reply to this

    Re: julie –

    HELL YEAH!!!

  38. #38 - Natalie says – reply to this

    17 on the 19th!

    march is the awesomest birthday month yo.

  39. #39 - janet says – reply to this

    BUNCH OF STUPID UGLY WHORES

  40. #40 - whoami says – reply to this

    LOL Pink Shirt SEXY SPICE.. More like Hunchback Needs to go to the Gym Spice"… There's a reason why she isn't showing her face, it's cause she looks like Sloth from the Goonies.. HEYYYY YOU GUYS..

    Take off the shirt you know you ain't sexy. Go eat some vegetables.

  41. #41 - amanda says – reply to this

    holy shiz, perez has the same birthday as me. is that a good thing?

  42. #42 - ~X~ says – reply to this

    Gee wiz, it seems like everyone has a March birthday. I guess that means people like to fuck in June.

  43. #43 - brooke * says – reply to this

    really perez?
    contrary to what you may like to believe, we do not come to this site to see pictures of your shameless self promotion schemes. stick with the celebs b/c i assure you this site did not become famous for the pics of tools in teeshirts.

  44. #44 - Matt says – reply to this

    Nice work on turning 30 you fat waste of space.

  45. #45 - Kerry says – reply to this

    OMG Perez you are the BEST! This is going in my memoirs =)

  46. #46 - fratking says – reply to this

    LOL I'm sure the girl is the "sexy spice" shirt is not sexy at all.. she looks like a huge disgusting whale!!

  47. #47 - Kendra says – reply to this

    the girl in the 4th picture looks like a retarded slut.. and her brows are disgusting

  48. #48 - Liz says – reply to this

    why do gay men all sound like women? Seriously…I really want to understand why they all have that 'gay voice' and mannerisms like a woman?

  49. #49 - nak attack says – reply to this

    Love you Perez! Can't wait to see you in my hometown, Austin! Get ready, it's a big week!

  50. #50 - jessalyn says – reply to this

    my birthday is the day after yourssss. YAY ARIES!

  51. #51 - alicefay` says – reply to this

    19 on the 9th :D

  52. #52 - j says – reply to this

    no-one wants to look at your "anything to get my picture shown" fans - you're a loser who thinks he/she is hot shit

  53. #53 - bloom says – reply to this

    you just made my day! my birthday is march 23rd too, i'll be 23!! :) i love you perez!

  54. #54 - Girl in the 4th Picture says – reply to this

    Re: Kendra – If retarded sluts could get through law school, my life would be a whole lot easier.

  55. #55 - ang says – reply to this

    My hubby's bithday is march 23rd also! he tuns 24. so happy bday in advance

  56. #56 - Julie says – reply to this

    that bitch in picture no.4 has the ugliest brows I've ever seen, she looks dumb

  57. #57 - THE Big Bitch says – reply to this

    Perez, just so you know, YOU are not the big bitch, I am the Big Bitch.

  58. #58 - jo says – reply to this

    haha!! oh my god who knew jamie lynn spears was such a big fan!

  59. #59 - veritas says – reply to this

    im glad your back my friend,you should have trown a welcome home party for your self,i would have showed up! =o)))))))

    xx

  60. #60 - cait says – reply to this

    your birthday will be on lent.
    :]]

  61. #61 - Carlito says – reply to this

    the girl in picture 4 is cross-eyed, she's must be Paris Hilton and Groucho Marx's child :)

  62. #62 - yuckyuck says – reply to this

    Perez blows

  63. #63 - perez you fat fug says – reply to this

    will you please stop eating whatever your gay heart desires and trim down so that your fug face can be tolerable? and i'll click on your ads here if you stop talking about yourself in the third person - its fucking norma desmondish you moronic queen - not to mention that it's stupid. Lastly, stop drawing on your pictures of celebs because it's sophomoric - if you were at all witty you wouldn't need to rely on spaz chalk like drawings - you could actually be known as a bonafide gossip instead of a fug fag in hollyweird with a camera and alot of down time to spend dissing people way out of your league.

  64. #64 - kelsey says – reply to this

    my birthday is march 23rd too! jealous???? happybirthdaybitches

  65. #65 - make me an offer says – reply to this

    hey perez, i'll advertise for u too if u paid me

  66. #66 - Gwen says – reply to this

    Look at all those little sluts! Happy birthday, Tubbo. Gonna celebrate at McDonalds?

  67. #67 - hmm says – reply to this

    the first grl looks like jamie lynn spears o_0

  68. #68 - Clark says – reply to this

    I get so used to seeing glamourous stars I forget how much uglier regular people are.

  69. #69 - lizzy says – reply to this

    perez, you and i have the same birthday. HOLLA.

  70. #70 - Ce Ce says – reply to this

    You bitch, I'm a 23rd baby too. Come party in Canada and I'll show you the real deal.

  71. #71 - Soojin says – reply to this

    woah! perez hilton has the same birthday as me!

  72. #72 - jessica says – reply to this

    wooohooooo MArch 23rd is my bday tooo… My golden bday! Have a great time!!

  73. #73 - Tori says – reply to this

    ah day before my 19th. shame you got lumped with actual easter day, at least mines only the bank holiday.

  74. #74 - sam says – reply to this

    Seriously, if a bunch of fulgy cows were wearing t-shirts with my name I would be very embarrassed. Apparently Prez thinks that popularity means having chubby pre-pubescent zitty twits as fans. You go, Perez.

  75. #75 - Katrine says – reply to this

    Yeyh… perez and i have the same birthday…

  76. #76 - mtg says – reply to this

    Wow, you have some ugly fans.

  77. #77 - monica says – reply to this

    listen to this yall
    law school geeks support perez cause they have nothing to do on a saturday night and thier losers an i jus wanna say that i hate them and i think thier losers so fuck that law schooll loser u dont want there support perez
    u need the support of cool party girls like me
    drink alchohol!!!

  78. #78 - mika says – reply to this

    Re: sam – what do you look like?!

  79. #79 - Erin says – reply to this

    wow we have the same bday!!!
    love u perez!!!!

  80. #80 - oyeah says – reply to this

    L. O. S. E. R. S.

  81. #81 - oyeah says – reply to this

    L. O. S. E. R. S.

  82. #82 - oyeah says – reply to this

    L. O. S. E. R. S.

  83. #83 - oyeah says – reply to this

    L. O. S. E. R. S.

  84. #84 - sophie says – reply to this

    Re: Rachelle – can you tell me where did you got your shirt? please answer me at silversophie@hotmail.com
    thank you