Headline of the Week Weak
"Smell of Failure: Man Attempts Robbery With Gun-Shaped Cologne Bottle"
Bless his heart, freakin' moron! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Smell of Failure: Man Attempts Robbery With Gun-Shaped Cologne Bottle
Akron police say a robbery attempt had more than a whiff of failure.
They accuse a man of trying to stick two people up outside a video store with a bottle of cologne that had been colored black with a marking pen and resembled a gun.
Police Lt. Rick Edwards says there was a scuffle, and the bottle broke, so the suspect stank of cologne when officers arrived on the scene early Wednesday evening.
Forty-one-year-old Michael Kaminski is being held in the Summit County Jail on one count of aggravated robbery and one count of carrying a concealed weapon. That's not for the bottle but for a knife that police say Kaminski also had.
Bond has been set at $75,000. Jail and court officials say Kaminski does not yet have an attorney.
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Re: U.S.S.R –
Riiiigght. Learn how to spell or at least use a dictionary.
It would have been more effective if he would have used britney spear's curious
@29 Exactly my thoughts! This guy looks just like Edward Norton in Fight Club.
Re: jess – YEAH WHITE PEOPLE ARE SOOOOooo DUMB!! WHITE RASHES*
What about the 2 guys with Machete's that tried to hold up a bar in Sydney, only to be 'apprehended' by the group of bikies that were having their meeting there that night!
what an asshole
omg this happened in my hometown… i'm so ashamed
hahahhahaa what a loser!!!
LOSER
Re: tome – Re: tome – You're right, you are a stupid white guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: librarianchick – Thanks for your comment…I am so sure you are so proud of your mouth. This man has an addiction problem and you should be ashamed of yourself for making fun of a situation that is very serious. And an Akron cop's wife yea give me a break, you should be so proud. I wonder what the police chief would think if he knew you were making such comments.
Re: ohio – I know this tortured soul as well. How very sad it is to read these posts. This is a man that does not deserve this. Go ahead and laugh, get your kicks….karma.
Re: Penelope – Hi Peneloope, I am from Ohio and I am totally disgusted by your comments. I am so sorry that you obviously have no culture in your life, if you did, you would know that Ohio is a very important state and a wonderful place to live, but you wouldn't know that because you have never even been out of your own backyard and with a mouth like yours I know why. They keep your kind chained in the basement right. Ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Daisy – Hi Daisy, Yes, you think this is funny. So sad, so sick, so disturbing. I hope you don't have any friends with an addiction problem who out of sheer desperation do something totally out of character. Tragic, drugs will take over your life and make you screw up in ways you never ever dreamed possible…and you laugh, oh how funny, how sick funny this is. Shame on you.
Re: Alexandra – LOL! I live in akron and Im married to a akron cop and belive me, Akron is full of people like this. They seem to all live on the north side!
Re: clevboy –
Yeah just confirmed that with the ex drummer
What a fucking RETARD!
Re: grimmwerks – Huh? I'm the ex drummer. MK's the ex guitarist/percussion. what you trying to do gary git me in trouble…. love ya
Re: Mindi – I am glad I don't have any friends like you. You would be honored to know Mike and all his talent if you could. It is you, my dear, who is the ———- ———! Nice girl you are.