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Mariah's retoucher strikes again!
A beaten with an airbrush and Photoshopped beyond belief Mimi graces the new cover of Allure magazine.
They were going for the "natural" look!
Posted: March 1, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Gross
soy numero uno
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She doesn't even look solid.
Mariah is so beautiful!
SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE A PIG!
gorgeous!
E=MC^2
Mariah Carey reminds me of one of those Old ladies who sit around the card table talking about how hot they were when they were younger. It's just sad.
PRIMERO…. BEYATCHES
They have to photoshop covergirls. It's sad but we all know in real life she's a pretty girl. But magazine only want PERFECTION on the cover.
Shiz, it's impossible to be flawless.
She's a beauty, so don't bother making her seem any less.
First!!!
and that is a little too done lol.
has anyone ever hear of natural?
o my
Not that nice….
horrible!
WHY must you put this woman down non-stop, she is a legend!!!
At least an airbrush is all she needs to look good. Perez actually needs DRAWINGS of his face to look good, because no Photoshop guru has powerful enough kung-fu to make Porkez look decent.
if it was photoshopped or airbrushed they forgot to fix her fly away hairs where Allure is at!
so what she still looks fine!!!
she looks like a who person from the grinch
Re: ollie – Your mom
she looks like she's straining.
K FEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UGLY MARIAH
They whacked 2 pounds off her face alone.
I saw better ones…………
but still………………….TOuch my body put on the floor…..
trust me if Your face graced the cover of Allure that close, it would be retuched to death as well…Cheers to Mariah…J
She'll look just like this when she's 80!!
FUCK BIG TITS,,, NO NOT YOU PEREZ… MIMI OR AS WE TIT SUCKERS LIKE TO SAY….
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how do you know asshole
She's the besttttt
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
I didn't recognize her without her silicone headlights, her promotion of choice.
Seriously! THe fucking gaussian blur tool in Photoshop is to aging what plastic surgery is to michael jackson. It is a FUCKING MISTAKE EVERY TIME YOU USE IT– AND ONCE YOU START BLURRING– YOU CAN'T STOP!!!!!!! I highly, HIGHLY recommend THAT ALL FEMALE CELEBRITIES OVER THE AGE OF 26 HIRE AT LEAST ONE DIGITAL ARTIST (fluent in Photoshop, Maya and all aspects of digital/print media). IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE LADIES!!!!! THE ONLY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: MeMeMe – THAT WAS PRICELESS
She's probably SO hott, she actually looks like this in real life, you dumb fat loser.
She's probably SO HOTT, she actually looks like this in real life, you fat dumb loser.
remember britney very photoshopped cover at least it looked good
sorry but she looks freaky fake
First……she looks hot but im over Mariah Carey because Christina Aguilera has taken over!!!!!
TALENT BEYOND BELIEF..BUT FUGLY…WOW RETOUCHED..IS THAT MARIAH OR A FACE DOUBLE…SHE NEVER LOOKS THAT GOOD…FAT PIG
photoshoped and air brushed
did you know that juvenile the famous rapper's daughter was shot and killed while playing at a friends house yesterday. you can read it on msnbc
Guess she should have called the song Re-touch My Body…
If she wrote it herself, but ofc she didnt.
Christina A blows PIGGY OUT OF THE WATER..GET JIGGY WITH MISS PIGGY (MARIAH) touch her body..it's hard not to it's everywhere…SHE IS LIKE A BIG FAT WHALE!
Mariah is so washed up. She reminds me of a forty year old woman trying to look like a teenage slut because she is getting older!
her new song is terrible. Love Mariah but time for her to grow up and stop being so SLUTTY! She actually has talent. NICE COVER PHOTOSHOPPED MASSIVE…Mariah Lay off those twinkies gurl..your lambs don't want LAMB CHOPS!
So what!
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE FROZEN FACE 50 YEAR OLD LADY IN MENOPAUSE WITH MANS HANDS.
PEREZ YOU ARE SO DESPERATE.
I TRULY BELIVE THAT DEEP IN YOUR HEART YOU LOVE MARIAH,YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT.
SO MUCH BEETER THAT MADOONA WILL EVER GONNA LOOK LIKE.
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU.
They can retouch all they want, she's still UGLY.
THAT FACE…THAT VOICE..THAT TUMMY THOSE THIGHS..BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE Too..JUST NO LOVE FROM ME…1800 JENNY CRAIG MARIAH…We love U…LOOSE THAT BABY FAT..PORKER!
Re: GIO –
Please, Christina wishes she was Mariah. The woman is nearly twice as old as X-tina and still outselling her lame ass. Damn clown can't even sell magazines much less music these days. She is still in the shadow of Britney Spears.
does anyone care about this ugly girl anymore? Madonna has man hands…but one hot freakin body..I'd hit Madonna..as long as she doesn't sing.
Mariah is a wackjob. Yeah man I wouldn't mind Madonna smackin me around and doin some yoga moves on me…Mariah would be to busy eatin' donuts..she's just not hot. Nothin' bro nothin' at least Madonna would ride it like a jockey!
her make up looks very WHORISH but it fits her so well because she is a FAT WHORE
I'm so sick of her being photographed from that side of the face. TRY SOMETHING NEW MIMI. Plus, did she get another nose job? It's looking very tiny.
I just saw Mariah Carey in person on TRL and she looks GOOD in person.. She is BEAUTIFUL!!
who is her make up artist ???? she/he needs to be shot dead for making her look like such a WHORE HAHAHAHA
LAY OFF MARIAH SO SHE'S FAT SO SHE EATS SO SHE SQUELCHES LIKE A ..HMMM MAYBE SHE DOUBLES AT A QUEER BAR IN LA AS A DRAG QUEEN..SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUNKIN UGLY HO…LMAO…MARIAH IS TIRED DOIN THE SAME LYRICS AND MOVES>>>EVER SEE HER DANCE? IT"S FUNNY AS HELL!
THAT PORN STAR THAT CALLS HERSELF MARY CAREY? SHE'S SO HOT…DUDE MARIAH SCARY IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY~ FAT..GET A STAIRMASTER SHAMU~!!!!!
Re: panky –
Mariah writes all her songs, do some fucking research!
And Perez get a HQ picture
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POOR SORRY ASS BITCH…ALLURE?…MADONNA IS IN DAZED AND COMFUSED…VANITY FAIR, ELLE..POOR SORRY FAT ASS PIG…MADONNA IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER
jesus. i could've done a more believable job with crayons.
She looks good, WHEN SHE WAS 15 !
A little touch up ?????
I have NEVER understood why anyone thinks she is pretty or attractive. I mean she's not ugly but she's pretty damned plain.
who cares about mariah anymore??
Re: d.c. lez – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good one
Hahaha. You fat tub of lard. You're the LAST person who should be talking about photoshopping. We all see what you do to your fugly ass images. You wish you were that thin, Perez. Maybe if you actually WORKED to lose weight like Mariah did, you wouldn't have to photoshop your images. Rather you lose weight or not, you'll still be just as fugly as ever.
Mariah looks great!
She needs a new stylist. Wait……she needs to go far, far away. I never understood why so many people think she is schitz. She is only a mediocre singer and her wardrobe is so outdated, she could qualify for senior citizen's discount. Same goes for her boobs.
She's barely retouched are you kidding
look at the new photos of her floating around she's thinner than she's been in years and in great health
saying that it's a big deal that she's been touched up makes it seem like that's not a common thing in the industry…….. which it is.
mariah is looking fantastic these days look at any of the photos of her out in public on paparazzi sites and you'll notice that.
and i'm sorry, but it's a classic mariah angle, not a hardcore touch up.
anyone can make themselves look like that if they tilt their head to the side it's not freakin artwork it's a photograph chill the fuck out
Re: MADONNA ROCKS – We know whore granny Madge will be photoshopped to no end on her upcoming cover. She'll probably be wearing those fugly ass tranny leotards she loves to skip around in. At least Mariah looks stunning in public. Grandma Madge looks like an old haggard witch with plastic surgery and 50 million facial injections. Madonna sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear her new fragrance line is called La' Flatus, which is French for fart gas! First she pigs out at White Castle. Then she lounges around with a tube up her ass that goes to a big Mylar bag. Once it is completely full it is carefully removed so none of that precious smelly gas can escape and another one is put in its place. Through a special secret process the gas is condensed into a super concentrated liquid. From there it is sealed in little bottles that look like little logs of shit. This perfume is called La' Flatus White Castle. If she decides to dine at Taco Bell then the next days production on La' Flatus Taco Bell goes into full swing. I hear the biggest seller is La' Flatus Broccoli.
That is SO not her nose. Come on.
one of the worst allure covers i've seen. reminiscent of the ones from the early 90s when clown makeup and too-pale foundation with obviously powdered eyebrows were in vogue.
Who even care about 50 year old lady frozen face menopause baby shopping mama.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH IS BEAUTIFUL.
MARIAH IS BEAUTIFUL
MARIAH CAN SING.
MARIAH CAN SING
MARIAH CAN SING
MARIAH CAN SING
MARIAH IS HOT
MARIAH IS HOT
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA FANS ARE STUPID
MADONNA FANS ARE STUPID
MADONNA HAS MAN HANDS
MADONNA HAS MAN HANDS
MADONNA HAS MAN HANDS
MADONNA IS BABY SHOPPING MAMA
MADONNA IS BABY SHOPPING MAMA
MADONNA IS BABY SHOPPING MAMA
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU
KINDA WEIRD THAT PEOPLE CALL HER FAT- SHE WAS HEAVY FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS AFTER A BAD BREAKUP WITH AN UNNAMED, GORGEOUS, LATIN SUPERSTAR. NOW, SHE LOOKS AWESOME! SHE IS STILL A BIT OBNOXIOUS THOUGH. THE WAY SHE TALKS ABOUT HERSELF IS ANNOYING. SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK DOWN TO EARTH AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE SO ARROGANT.
HILLARY CLINTON IS A BOLD FACE LIAR!!
FOR PROOF, JUST GOOGLE: HILLARY AND PETER PAUL
ALSO, WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLED: “THE SHOCKING VIDEO HILLARY DOES NOT WANT YOUR TO SEE”.
THIS VIDEO CONCERNS HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN FINANCING FRAUD SHE COMMITTED, WITH A MAN NAMED PETER PAUL. THIS CASE IS CURRENTLY IN COURT IN CALIFORNIA. SOMEHOW THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA HAS DECIDED NOT TO TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON!! Hillary Clinton is facing a Campaign Finance Fraud case in court in California. Apparently she had a man named Peter Paul do a fundraising event for her U.S. Senator election campaign, raising $1.2 million dollars for her. After it was revealed that Peter Paul had a criminal background, Hillary lied about knowing him, or receiving $1.2 millions in campaign financing from him. She also filed documents with the FEC, and did not report the $1.2 million dollars she had received from the campaign fundraiser, WHICH IS A FELONY.
VIDEO evidence, PHONE CALL evidence, and LETTERS evidence (as seen in the youtube video) is GOING to be presented in court in California in the lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, and she will most likely be charged with a FELONY.
Hillary, with this fraud case pending, where physical proof of Hillary participating in the fraud, on video tape, will NOT become president.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR VOTE ON THIS DISHONEST WOMAN, VOTE FOR SOMEONE WITH INTEGRITY. CHECK YOUTUBE VIDEO– THE SHOCKING VIDEO HILLARY CLINTON DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE
i dont rly like mariah carey yo begin with
yea she looks pretty on this cover but its all makeup and photoshop but still u look at her in real life without all this stuff and she looks like everyone else.. and to me she isnt pretty