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Mariah's retoucher strikes again!

A beaten with an airbrush and Photoshopped beyond belief Mimi graces the new cover of Allure magazine.

They were going for the "natural" look!

Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 1:23 pm / Email this »

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Me R. says – reply to this

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Gross
jo says – reply to this

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soy numero uno
Heling says – reply to this

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first!
me says – reply to this

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First?
dennis says – reply to this

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1
James says – reply to this

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She doesn't even look solid.
Rebecka from sweden says – reply to this

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Mariah is so beautiful!
ollie says – reply to this

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SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE A PIG!
yes says – reply to this

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gorgeous!

E=MC^2
cambel says – reply to this

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Mariah Carey reminds me of one of those Old ladies who sit around the card table talking about how hot they were when they were younger. It's just sad.
FIRST says – reply to this

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PRIMERO…. BEYATCHES
pillow says – reply to this

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They have to photoshop covergirls. It's sad but we all know in real life she's a pretty girl. But magazine only want PERFECTION on the cover.
Shiz, it's impossible to be flawless.
She's a beauty, so don't bother making her seem any less.
Amanda~ says – reply to this

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First!!!
and that is a little too done lol.
has anyone ever hear of natural?
kfdajks says – reply to this

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o my
sammy says – reply to this

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Not that nice….
Paola says – reply to this

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horrible!
JENNA says – reply to this

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WHY must you put this woman down non-stop, she is a legend!!!
MeMeMe says – reply to this

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At least an airbrush is all she needs to look good. Perez actually needs DRAWINGS of his face to look good, because no Photoshop guru has powerful enough kung-fu to make Porkez look decent.
truelove05 says – reply to this

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if it was photoshopped or airbrushed they forgot to fix her fly away hairs where Allure is at!
V says – reply to this

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so what she still looks fine!!!
angela says – reply to this

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she looks like a who person from the grinch
gitsy says – reply to this

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Re: ollie – Your mom
me says – reply to this

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she looks like she's straining.
DAVID says – reply to this

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K FEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UGLY MARIAH
MouseLipo says – reply to this

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They whacked 2 pounds off her face alone.
cocosuperstar says – reply to this

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I saw better ones…………

but still………………….TOuch my body put on the floor…..
john says – reply to this

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trust me if Your face graced the cover of Allure that close, it would be retuched to death as well…Cheers to Mariah…J
brainchild says – reply to this

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She'll look just like this when she's 80!!
FUCK MIMI says – reply to this

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FUCK BIG TITS,,, NO NOT YOU PEREZ… MIMI OR AS WE TIT SUCKERS LIKE TO SAY….
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britney spears says – reply to this

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how do you know asshole
Eddy says – reply to this

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She's the besttttt
MeMeMe says – reply to this

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Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Porkez Hamton RULES the pig-sty!!!
Dr. 90210zzzzzzzzzzzzzz says – reply to this

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I didn't recognize her without her silicone headlights, her promotion of choice.
NOTE TO RETOUCHERS: SKIN HAS TEXTURE! says – reply to this

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Seriously! THe fucking gaussian blur tool in Photoshop is to aging what plastic surgery is to michael jackson. It is a FUCKING MISTAKE EVERY TIME YOU USE IT– AND ONCE YOU START BLURRING– YOU CAN'T STOP!!!!!!! I highly, HIGHLY recommend THAT ALL FEMALE CELEBRITIES OVER THE AGE OF 26 HIRE AT LEAST ONE DIGITAL ARTIST (fluent in Photoshop, Maya and all aspects of digital/print media). IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE LADIES!!!!! THE ONLY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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Re: MeMeMe – THAT WAS PRICELESS
Karly says – reply to this

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She's probably SO hott, she actually looks like this in real life, you dumb fat loser.
Karly says – reply to this

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She's probably SO HOTT, she actually looks like this in real life, you fat dumb loser.
some one says – reply to this

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remember britney very photoshopped cover at least it looked good
sorry but she looks freaky fake
Jai says – reply to this

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First……she looks hot but im over Mariah Carey because Christina Aguilera has taken over!!!!!
GIO says – reply to this

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TALENT BEYOND BELIEF..BUT FUGLY…WOW RETOUCHED..IS THAT MARIAH OR A FACE DOUBLE…SHE NEVER LOOKS THAT GOOD…FAT PIG
ss says – reply to this

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photoshoped and air brushed
Brookecandy says – reply to this

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did you know that juvenile the famous rapper's daughter was shot and killed while playing at a friends house yesterday. you can read it on msnbc
panky says – reply to this

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Guess she should have called the song Re-touch My Body…
If she wrote it herself, but ofc she didnt.
GIO says – reply to this

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Christina A blows PIGGY OUT OF THE WATER..GET JIGGY WITH MISS PIGGY (MARIAH) touch her body..it's hard not to it's everywhere…SHE IS LIKE A BIG FAT WHALE!
CJ says – reply to this

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Mariah is so washed up. She reminds me of a forty year old woman trying to look like a teenage slut because she is getting older!
Lorna says – reply to this

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her new song is terrible. Love Mariah but time for her to grow up and stop being so SLUTTY! She actually has talent. NICE COVER PHOTOSHOPPED MASSIVE…Mariah Lay off those twinkies gurl..your lambs don't want LAMB CHOPS!
Bojan says – reply to this

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So what!
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE FROZEN FACE 50 YEAR OLD LADY IN MENOPAUSE WITH MANS HANDS.
PEREZ YOU ARE SO DESPERATE.
I TRULY BELIVE THAT DEEP IN YOUR HEART YOU LOVE MARIAH,YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT.
SO MUCH BEETER THAT MADOONA WILL EVER GONNA LOOK LIKE.
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU.
bitch says – reply to this

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They can retouch all they want, she's still UGLY.
Felicia says – reply to this

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THAT FACE…THAT VOICE..THAT TUMMY THOSE THIGHS..BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE Too..JUST NO LOVE FROM ME…1800 JENNY CRAIG MARIAH…We love U…LOOSE THAT BABY FAT..PORKER!
That was the hahaha of the day says – reply to this

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Re: GIO –

Please, Christina wishes she was Mariah. The woman is nearly twice as old as X-tina and still outselling her lame ass. Damn clown can't even sell magazines much less music these days. She is still in the shadow of Britney Spears.
Mike says – reply to this

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does anyone care about this ugly girl anymore? Madonna has man hands…but one hot freakin body..I'd hit Madonna..as long as she doesn't sing.
JOE DIGGIN says – reply to this

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Mariah is a wackjob. Yeah man I wouldn't mind Madonna smackin me around and doin some yoga moves on me…Mariah would be to busy eatin' donuts..she's just not hot. Nothin' bro nothin' at least Madonna would ride it like a jockey!
THE MAGIC IS IN THE MAKE UP says – reply to this

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her make up looks very WHORISH but it fits her so well because she is a FAT WHORE
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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I'm so sick of her being photographed from that side of the face. TRY SOMETHING NEW MIMI. Plus, did she get another nose job? It's looking very tiny.
Georgia says – reply to this

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I just saw Mariah Carey in person on TRL and she looks GOOD in person.. She is BEAUTIFUL!!
WHY OH WHY ???? says – reply to this

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who is her make up artist ???? she/he needs to be shot dead for making her look like such a WHORE HAHAHAHA
Funkadelic*8 says – reply to this

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LAY OFF MARIAH SO SHE'S FAT SO SHE EATS SO SHE SQUELCHES LIKE A ..HMMM MAYBE SHE DOUBLES AT A QUEER BAR IN LA AS A DRAG QUEEN..SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUNKIN UGLY HO…LMAO…MARIAH IS TIRED DOIN THE SAME LYRICS AND MOVES>>>EVER SEE HER DANCE? IT"S FUNNY AS HELL!
HOLY MARIAH SCARY says – reply to this

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THAT PORN STAR THAT CALLS HERSELF MARY CAREY? SHE'S SO HOT…DUDE MARIAH SCARY IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY~ FAT..GET A STAIRMASTER SHAMU~!!!!!
DRB says – reply to this

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Re: panky –

Mariah writes all her songs, do some fucking research!

And Perez get a HQ picture
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MADONNA ROCKS says – reply to this

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POOR SORRY ASS BITCH…ALLURE?…MADONNA IS IN DAZED AND COMFUSED…VANITY FAIR, ELLE..POOR SORRY FAT ASS PIG…MADONNA IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER
d.c. lez says – reply to this

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jesus. i could've done a more believable job with crayons.
Boston says – reply to this

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She looks good, WHEN SHE WAS 15 !
A little touch up ?????
Scy says – reply to this

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I have NEVER understood why anyone thinks she is pretty or attractive. I mean she's not ugly but she's pretty damned plain.
jazzle says – reply to this

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who cares about mariah anymore??
jazzle says – reply to this

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Re: d.c. lez – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good one
Carla says – reply to this

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Hahaha. You fat tub of lard. You're the LAST person who should be talking about photoshopping. We all see what you do to your fugly ass images. You wish you were that thin, Perez. Maybe if you actually WORKED to lose weight like Mariah did, you wouldn't have to photoshop your images. Rather you lose weight or not, you'll still be just as fugly as ever.
Mariah looks great!
Tira says – reply to this

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She needs a new stylist. Wait……she needs to go far, far away. I never understood why so many people think she is schitz. She is only a mediocre singer and her wardrobe is so outdated, she could qualify for senior citizen's discount. Same goes for her boobs.
EV says – reply to this

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She's barely retouched are you kidding

look at the new photos of her floating around she's thinner than she's been in years and in great health

saying that it's a big deal that she's been touched up makes it seem like that's not a common thing in the industry…….. which it is.

mariah is looking fantastic these days look at any of the photos of her out in public on paparazzi sites and you'll notice that.

and i'm sorry, but it's a classic mariah angle, not a hardcore touch up.
anyone can make themselves look like that if they tilt their head to the side it's not freakin artwork it's a photograph chill the fuck out
Carla says – reply to this

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Re: MADONNA ROCKS – We know whore granny Madge will be photoshopped to no end on her upcoming cover. She'll probably be wearing those fugly ass tranny leotards she loves to skip around in. At least Mariah looks stunning in public. Grandma Madge looks like an old haggard witch with plastic surgery and 50 million facial injections. Madonna sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fragrance line says – reply to this

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I hear her new fragrance line is called La' Flatus, which is French for fart gas! First she pigs out at White Castle. Then she lounges around with a tube up her ass that goes to a big Mylar bag. Once it is completely full it is carefully removed so none of that precious smelly gas can escape and another one is put in its place. Through a special secret process the gas is condensed into a super concentrated liquid. From there it is sealed in little bottles that look like little logs of shit. This perfume is called La' Flatus White Castle. If she decides to dine at Taco Bell then the next days production on La' Flatus Taco Bell goes into full swing. I hear the biggest seller is La' Flatus Broccoli.
holly says – reply to this

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That is SO not her nose. Come on.
e says – reply to this

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one of the worst allure covers i've seen. reminiscent of the ones from the early 90s when clown makeup and too-pale foundation with obviously powdered eyebrows were in vogue.
Bojan says – reply to this

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Who even care about 50 year old lady frozen face menopause baby shopping mama.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH ROCKS.
MARIAH IS BEAUTIFUL.
MARIAH IS BEAUTIFUL
MARIAH CAN SING.
MARIAH CAN SING
MARIAH CAN SING
MARIAH CAN SING
MARIAH IS HOT
MARIAH IS HOT
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA IS JEALOUS OF MARIAH
MADONNA FANS ARE STUPID
MADONNA FANS ARE STUPID
MADONNA HAS MAN HANDS
MADONNA HAS MAN HANDS
MADONNA HAS MAN HANDS
MADONNA IS BABY SHOPPING MAMA
MADONNA IS BABY SHOPPING MAMA
MADONNA IS BABY SHOPPING MAMA
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU
jjj says – reply to this

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KINDA WEIRD THAT PEOPLE CALL HER FAT- SHE WAS HEAVY FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS AFTER A BAD BREAKUP WITH AN UNNAMED, GORGEOUS, LATIN SUPERSTAR. NOW, SHE LOOKS AWESOME! SHE IS STILL A BIT OBNOXIOUS THOUGH. THE WAY SHE TALKS ABOUT HERSELF IS ANNOYING. SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK DOWN TO EARTH AND STOP PRETENDING TO BE SO ARROGANT.
SARA says – reply to this

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HILLARY CLINTON IS A BOLD FACE LIAR!!
FOR PROOF, JUST GOOGLE: HILLARY AND PETER PAUL
ALSO, WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLED: “THE SHOCKING VIDEO HILLARY DOES NOT WANT YOUR TO SEE”.
THIS VIDEO CONCERNS HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN FINANCING FRAUD SHE COMMITTED, WITH A MAN NAMED PETER PAUL. THIS CASE IS CURRENTLY IN COURT IN CALIFORNIA. SOMEHOW THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA HAS DECIDED NOT TO TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON!! Hillary Clinton is facing a Campaign Finance Fraud case in court in California. Apparently she had a man named Peter Paul do a fundraising event for her U.S. Senator election campaign, raising $1.2 million dollars for her. After it was revealed that Peter Paul had a criminal background, Hillary lied about knowing him, or receiving $1.2 millions in campaign financing from him. She also filed documents with the FEC, and did not report the $1.2 million dollars she had received from the campaign fundraiser, WHICH IS A FELONY.
VIDEO evidence, PHONE CALL evidence, and LETTERS evidence (as seen in the youtube video) is GOING to be presented in court in California in the lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, and she will most likely be charged with a FELONY.
Hillary, with this fraud case pending, where physical proof of Hillary participating in the fraud, on video tape, will NOT become president.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR VOTE ON THIS DISHONEST WOMAN, VOTE FOR SOMEONE WITH INTEGRITY. CHECK YOUTUBE VIDEO– THE SHOCKING VIDEO HILLARY CLINTON DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE
amanda says – reply to this

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i dont rly like mariah carey yo begin with
yea she looks pretty on this cover but its all makeup and photoshop but still u look at her in real life without all this stuff and she looks like everyone else.. and to me she isnt pretty
zee says – reply to this

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OMG she doest have any pores! Pore girl LOL!
Nunya says – reply to this

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What is this like her first cover mag in like a million years??! She still look like poo retouch or not
Emily says – reply to this

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Is this Allure's SKANK edition????
MADONNA ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE says – reply to this

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Re: Carla – everybody gets photoshopped for a cover of a magazine
even models , can you imagine how fat Mariah would look like if they don't to it???
hahahaha her fat ass won't even fit on a page !!!!! say what you want all you have to think about though is Madonna will grace the cover of the following magazines :
VANITY FAIR
ELLE
DAZED & CONFUSED
INTERVIEW and so much more I'm sure
but WHORIA made it o far in Allure magazine which is one of the most boring magazine
admit it ,Madonna is a bigger star , designers love her , photographers are lining up to take a picture of her and even though Mariah can sing ,her shows will never be even close to how Madonna does it .
WHORIA BLOWS
jake says – reply to this

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congrats to mariah's retoucher
mariah's still the photoshop queen
QUEEN OF BUKKAKE says – reply to this

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this pic of Mariah reminds me of a NASTY BUKKAKE PORN STAR , the only missing are a bunch of dicks around her face and cum dripping all over her mouth !!!!
panky says – reply to this

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Re: DRB –
ok, i did some research: TOUCH MY BODY
(Mariah Carey - C. Tricky Stewart - Terius "The-Dream" Nash)

So i guess the part she contributed with was the OYEOYEOYEOYE part in the beginning? Oh, and maybe the yooooooutuuuube part?
ROFL
zee says – reply to this

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LEAVE MARIAH ALOLNE!

She isn't fat, she has CurveS & is one of the few celebrities that hasn't had Plastic Surgery accept her bOObies
yuckyuck says – reply to this

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Perez wants to be Mariah he is so jealous , she looks beautiful all covers are retouched stupid Perez . And oh yeah Castro is still not dead Perez but your stupid reports are you shouldn't report made up fake ass stories you have no credit in the reporting field . Britney should sue you for slander and liable and trying to ruin her career.BAN Perez celebrities he only out to hurt you .
Bojan says – reply to this

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WHORADONNA FALLING DAWN.
MARIAH ROCKS.
WOW!ELLE,VANITY FAIR=SNOB MAGAZINES
MADONNA IS SNOB.
ELLE,VANITY FAIR=SNOB MAGAZINES
MADONNA IS A SNOB
MARIAH IS THIN
MADONNA IS FAT
MADONNA LOOK LIKE A BUKKAKE STAR
IN FACT SHE ADMIT THAT SHE LIKE THAT
SHE ADMITTED THAT SHE LOVED TO BE RAPED BY SKINHEADS
SHE HAVE TO GO AT UCLA MEDIAL CENTRE WITH HER BRITNEY
MARIAH SERBIA LOVES YOU
Will the Madonna fans ever quit? says – reply to this

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They're so insecure about Mariah's success that they have to bash her every chance they get. Everything has to be about VADGE. Please. Not everyone cares about her. 2008 is Mariah's year! Vadge can grab all the magazine covers she wants. Her "music" will still suck!! And Mariah will overshadow her! Go and dance to Madonna's five note range, fags!
MIMI says – reply to this

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Re: DRB – I agree Mariah writes all her songs ,she wrote two special tracks from her new album
I AM A PIG (EXTENDED VERSION )
MY LAMBS ARE DUMB ( THE OINK CLUB VERSON )
MY MOMMA SAID says – reply to this

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She's wearing that new HD makeup.
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Re: panky –

Sure, and the hundred of other songs that she writes. And if you did further research lazy bitch, you would know that she writes most of the songs and comes up with the melodies. Everyone else are the people who throw in a word or 2. Know one has reason to hate her, but yet all of you do FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER
zee says – reply to this

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Madonna is a SKANK! She needs to eat some pasta or a steak or something!
She grosses me out all pale in fishnets & S&M garb at her age
What he hell does Guy Richie see in her????
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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DISGUSTING FAT PIG!!!! MARIAH SUCKS ASS!!! NO TALENT BORING OLD SKANK!!!!

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