The Reviews Are IN!

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Click here to read a very detailed review of Bette Midler's new Las Vegas show.

It doesn't suck!

    Posted: Mar 1, 2008 at 2:46 pm / Email this  »

    86 comments to “The Reviews Are IN!”

    1. samaya says – reply to this


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      first maybe?

    2. samaya says – reply to this


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      omg i am first aahhh

    3. samaya says – reply to this


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      yesss i was first wohoo lol

    4. alex says – reply to this


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      firrsssttt

    5. Kano says – reply to this


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      Bette Midler's a time fighter

    6. alex says – reply to this


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      first.

    7. LasVegasGinger says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO COME TO VEGAS! IF YOU ARENT IN VEGAS- YOU'RE NOWHERE!

    8. GOD says – reply to this


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      Meh.

    9. sarah says – reply to this


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      well tats good for her!

    10. chickenfriedrice says – reply to this


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      Bette is my hero!
      She doesnt bow down to conventional hollywood. She made an amazing career depite having 'the look' through raw talent and amazing comedy! im off to watch beaches….again…

    11. bet says – reply to this


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      PEREZ ….GAY SCANDAL ?….I knew it !!!! Well …..if you hate Perez see everything on W H Y F A M E . COM

    12. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      She is hot!!!

    13. chris says – reply to this


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      of course it doesn't suck! why would you expect it to?

    14. that one person says – reply to this


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      Re: samaya – and second…and third…wow! my guess is..you have no life..(just kidding jeesh..) anyway..bette scares me…

    15. Samantha says – reply to this


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      OF FUCKING COURSE IT DOESN'T SUCK! It's Ms. M baby! Vegas is where that hot assed bitch belongs :) Love you Bette!

    16. d says – reply to this


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      Best Bette in Vegas!

    17. sdfagf says – reply to this


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      asdf

    18. Kbomb says – reply to this


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      Love her! Remember "The Rose"? Best movie ever! She rulz muthaf**kers!

    19. tyra banks says – reply to this


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      she is a fag

    20. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      BETTE IS AN OLD FART

    21. kristie says – reply to this


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      Go Queen Bette! Long Live Bette! You Go Girl!!!!!!!!!! We Love You!

    22. cum_dumpster says – reply to this


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      The only thing Bette was in that kinda sucked was "Drowning Mona"… bad script.

    23. magpie says – reply to this


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      Of course it doesn't suck, it's Bette Midler—-she ROCKS!!

    24. cumdumpster says – reply to this


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      Bette is the shit! only thing that kinda sucked (that she was a part of) was Drowning Mona. POS

    25. I'll take Bette over Madonna any day says – reply to this


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      Vadge sucks!!! Go Bette!!!

    26. PEREZDAVI says – reply to this


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      BETTE IS THE QUEEN OF ALL THING'S. TAKE THAT BARBRA & CHER!

    27. #20.F..ck off?? Not nice says – reply to this


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      #20 - FUCK OFF says – reply to this

      BETTE IS AN OLD FART
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      Dont worry your time will come if you lucky and call you and
      old fart but you know what that is all you gonna be BETTE
      MIDLER IS ONE OF A KIND SHE RULEZ.

    28. Van says – reply to this


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      SIMPLY DIVINE!! I went to see the show opening weekend and it was beyond fabulous. Bette is the queen of all things. Work it girl!

    29. kyra says – reply to this


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      30th!

    30. Olives says – reply to this


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      Love, love, LOVE her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    31. Jan says – reply to this


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      I love Miss Bet!, Cher, and Elton. GOOD for all 3!!!!

    32. lauren says – reply to this


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      o.k. kissing bette midler's ass. scary. was he at the same show i was? we were there opening night. the opening montage is BEYOND scary. It makes no sense and Bruce Villanch who was sitting behind me should be shot. Her outfit in the opening number looks like something your grandmother would wear to a cocktail party her grandchildren were giving. The entire beginning of the show is shockingly LAME. I have seen almost every show Bette has ever done, I know her old management team and love and adore her. The show finally picks up about 1/2 way in but the montage of lindsey, reference to kathy griffin and playing a video is another lame piece that's got to go. I was shocked and a bit saddened that she is clearly (as she mentions several times) so into getting the money that she would allow this to go on. I don't know what showgirl must go on but this show must be revamped an rewritten. Our tickets were $300.00 and I have to say worth maybe $75.00. And I am one of her biggest fans.

    33. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      Re: #20.F..ck off?? Not nice – BETCH THIS IS MY OPINION….THERES A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING….THE RICH GET RICHER

    34. Rhette says – reply to this


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      I Bette-er get my money together and Bette on a winner in Vegas. You go Miss Midler! You go!! (salt peter… salt peter).

    35. Posh Girl says – reply to this


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      Who is Bette Midler?
      This is the first time that i hear her name!

    36. JEEZ says – reply to this


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      HERE IS THE LINK TO THE SEX TAPE FROM THE PEREZ HILTON SCANDAL! http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=1477923

    37. Lolo says – reply to this


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      LOVE BETTE!!! She's a true DIVA

    38. dee says – reply to this


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      You were worried that it might suck???
      Silly boy…you have no taste at all…not even that tongue up your ass! lol…pathetic creature…

    39. Ray Ray says – reply to this


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      How could the Divine One suck? Over the top is to be expected and lauded.

      She worked her behind off, coming from performances at gay bath houses in the 1970s with Barry Manilow.

      She is the real thing.

    40. Juneau says – reply to this


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      Very disappointed. Not Vegas quality entertainment. She must be very embarrassed (especially among her peers) that her effort is so lame. If I want to watch old videos and see an old gal laying around on the couch and the floor–I can stay at home for that gig. After paying 300 bucks for BM (pun intended) I will think twice before going to see Manilow or Elton. You only get a chance to bite me once. Telling everyone I see to skip this show.

    41. Juneau says – reply to this


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      Very disappointed. Not Vegas quality entertainment. She must be very embarrassed (especially among her peers) that her effort is so lame. If I want to watch old videos and see an old gal laying around on the couch and the floor–I can stay at home for that gig. After paying 300 bucks for BM (pun intended) I will think twice before going to see Manilow or Elton. You only get a chance to bite me once. Telling everyone I see to skip this show.

    42. Real star says – reply to this


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      She is just fantastic,a true entertainer.Love you Bette!!!!!!!!!!!!

    43. Giana says – reply to this


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      YOU GO GIRL! I LOVE YOU BETTE~ CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE SHOW~

    44. girl says – reply to this


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      I saw this show on Tuesday night. It was fabulous!!!

    45. They Just Don't Know says – reply to this


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      Re: FUCK OFF

      Ya well you're a young fart with your head up your ass. (And you will be an OLD fart someday too)

    46. Bette rules says – reply to this


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      Re: Posh Girl – That's because you are a stupid,uneducated,braindead slut!!!

    47. Todd says – reply to this


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      I was there opening night also. The Time reviewer quoted one of the lines incorrectly.

      After saying how exhausted she is, Bette states, "That's what happens when you do your own songs." The real line is, "That's what happens when you do your own singing." That's a totaly different.

    48. Jon says – reply to this


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      I was there opening night and the show is AMAZING!!!! She IS the people's DIVA!!!

    49. Who cares bout his jew bitch says – reply to this


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      Who gives a fuck about his hundred years old talentless Jew bitch? She's always trying to pass herself off as white to boot.. Time for a nap jew.

    50. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      WELL OF COURSE IT DOESN'T SUCK PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! TO BE A GAY MAN IS TO LOVE THIS WOMAN!
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      EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!!! (HANDS IN THE AIR IN PERPLEXMENT)
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      I WANT TO SEE HER AND CHER'S SHOW SO BAD. I BET YOU'RE GOING TO BOTH, ARENT YOU YOU BITCH?!

    51. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      Re: Who cares bout his jew bitch – #50 THAT'S PRETTY MEAN SPIRITED TO RIP ON HER FOR BEING JEWISH…AS IF JEWS ARE BAD OR SOMETHING…I GUESS YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. BEING NEGATIVE HAMPERS ONE'S SEXUAL DESIRE AND PERFORMANCE.
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      THAT'S WHY I'M GETTING IT ALL THE TIME…GOT A DATE TONIGHT! TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

    52. Emily says – reply to this


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      Of course it didn't suck!
      Fuck the haters. Bette Midler is a true entertainer. Her show is SUPPOSED to be over-the-top and gay and lame. It's Vegas!
      Bette is a true diva. Love her.

    53. AMO says – reply to this


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      Who could've thought her show would've been bad? She's a legend! Way more than Celine and look at her Vegas success. Come on Perez, you're gay and you were hoping she'd fail… isn't that against the rules?

    54. RoccaLa says – reply to this


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      I'm looking over Caeasars as we speak, and I'm going to see it in a few hours!!! SOOOO excited Perez! I've been waiting to see Bette for a long time, my dad always liked her so I do, through osmosis I guess..I'm sure it will be better than Celine's chest pounding show!

    55. wha? says – reply to this


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      I've seen Bette's shows before and they are great! You definately get your money's worth! She's great!

    56. Cuntsucker says – reply to this


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      Re: Who cares bout his jew bitch – You're the perfect example of how sucking your own mother's cunt will rot what very little brain matter you were born with! ASSHOLE!

    57. nyc says – reply to this


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      I love that bitch. She's a great performer, funny as hell, and just doesn't follow conventional hollywood, which I love!

    58. Christina S says – reply to this


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      the show is awesome!!!!!!! It's definitely a refreshing replacement to Celine!!!!! and boy has the Colossuem become the Gay Mecca this year with Better, Elton, and Cher! simply fab

    59. Cassey says – reply to this


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      why are those girls trying to support her boobs lol :P

    60. Divine Mr E says – reply to this


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      THE SHOW IS FUCKING FABULOUS!!! I WAS THERE ON FEB 23RD, AND THIS WOMAN WORKS IT BETTER THAN ANY OTHER PERFORMER PAST OR PRESENT.

      ALL HAIL TO BETTE

    61. vain says – reply to this


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      OF COURSE IT DOESNT SUCK YOU FATASS ITS BETTE FREAKIN MIDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    62. PACA says – reply to this


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      SPEAKING OF BETTE….I WENT TO MY FIRST GAY BATHOUSE LAST NIGHT AND MIKE HUCKABEE WAS THERE AND THAT BIG SEXY BEAR RODE ME FOR TWO HOURS

    63. mr.martini says – reply to this


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      u know who needs to do a show like this MARIAH CAREY…..and hopefully MADONNA gets alzheimers b4 she gets a chance to even think bout trying to put her show on stage!
      -by mimi lamb

    64. PSJ says – reply to this


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      She is such a Goddess saw her live in a TINY theatre in Seattle the night before she left on her View From A Broad tour she was so fantastic screw Celine I never cared about seeing that but Bette is a reason to go to Vegas.

    65. Mario says – reply to this


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      I was there. Bette was F-ing fabulous. We all should learn to be a "showgirl" everyday!

    66. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      Checking the dates and getting tickets. Thanks for the reminder Perez!

    67. LAS VEGAS says – reply to this


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      TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE LIVING IN VEGAS WHO'S SEEN THE SHOW —- IT SUCKS!!!

    68. OPRAH says – reply to this


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      I WENT! AFTERWARDS I RAN INTO MIKE HUCKABEE AT A BATHOUSE. HE'S QUITE A SEXY BEAR! WE HAD A THREE-WAY WITH PACA! I CAN "BEARLY" WALK NOW!

    69. I Love... says – reply to this


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      the Divine Ms. M. I so can't wait to see her show with my parents!! I have loved her since before i was in my teens. One of the few greats that can do it all - sing dance act & above else entertain. Who else but maybe babs (although she don't dance) can put on a show like Bette? Why don't we have that kind of talent these days?

    70. scyren says – reply to this


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      I hate Bette. She can't sing for shit. I would never pay money to see her or hear her. I wouldn't even watch her for free.

    71. scyren says – reply to this


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      I hate Bette. She can't sing for shit. I would never pay money to see her or hear her. I wouldn't even watch her for free.v

    72. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      hey perez, after pink proclaimed her fandom of bette on her show, i got her greatest hits album and it's fantastic. so not my usual fare, but she a superb gal!

    73. ): - ) says – reply to this


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      Oh yea, I heard about this. The show is packed with drag queens on roller skates. At the end of the show, Bette is lying on some chaise lounge chair. While two drag queens fan her, the rest roll up to her, lift up their tutus, and blow massive gas propelled, gooey, loose crap all over her. As the pile gets bigger and bigger the 2 fanning her start fanning faster and faster until she eventually disappears under a enormous mountain of sh1t. The lights slowly dim and the audience gives her a standing ovation.

    74. Paige says – reply to this


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      I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this woman!!! I would fucking LOVE to see this show. I am so excited that she is doing this.

    75. LOVE THIS WOMAN! says – reply to this


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      they don't come any better than Bette Midler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    76. FOOL says – reply to this


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      Re: ): - ) – FUCKING NUT JOB.

    77. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      from botched roberries that gave the world curious, j'adore, and stunning.

      introducing: STANQUE. a perez hilton fragrance, now available at nordstrom.

    78. MVC says – reply to this


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      If I'd known you were still a virgin I'd have been gentler…

      If I'd known you could still get it up, I'd have taken off my panty hose.

    79. shay says – reply to this


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      whoa…. why are they cupping her boobs freaky…

    80. shay says – reply to this


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      whoa…. why are they cupping her boobs freaky…

    81. calgal_27 says – reply to this


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      Perez, please do yourself the favor of a lifetime and go see this. You will finally understand why she is the icon for the ages. ;)

    82. FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT....IT'S BETTE! says – reply to this


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      ….SHE IS {{{{{{INCREDIBLE}}}}}} ….THE QUEEN OF VEGAS! IT IS AN AMAZINGLY HIGH ENERGY, EXTREMELY ENTERTAINING, HYSTERICAL, EXTRAVAGANZA……AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE IS A LYING CUNT …..AND FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS! :-p

    83. Stupid cunt says – reply to this


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      Re: scyren – But you probably praise Madonna for being the best singer in the world,fucking whore!!!

    84. smorf says – reply to this


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      it doesn't suck..sounds like someone is getting 2 free tickets

    85. Of course it doesn't suck! says – reply to this


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      Bette Midler is BRILLIANT and, after seeing her shows three different times, I can honestly say that she's better than ANYONE live! She's original, funny, classy and sassy–plus, she's talented and DOESN'T lip sinc (like, say, most everyone, including Cher). BETTE MIDLER RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    86. samantha says – reply to this


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      Why would it suck? ITS BETTE BITCH! WE LOVE HER. Arent you gay? Isn't it written in your DNA to love her? She's fantastic and amazing and I can't wait to see her show!

      Bette's name will reign forever as a comedic goddess. Just like Lucille Ball. Get it straight Perez