Return Of The Killer Hands

This is a serious question:

Can you get Botox on your hands?????

Madge could use it!

The Queen of Pop has had some "help" in other areas. Why not show the hands some lovin' too???

Madonna was spotted leaving restaurant Sur in Los Angeles on Saturday night. The veins on her hands looked ready to EXPLODE.

[Image via Starzlife.]

Posted: Mar 2, 2008 at 5:49 pm / Email this »

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Caroline says – reply to this

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UGLY !!!
fasfas says – reply to this

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lol
lax says – reply to this

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first
Fernando says – reply to this

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SO what!!!
jlksjfdkldj says – reply to this

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ommmgggeee like 45th comment duude
4 MINUTES says – reply to this

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She's 50 and you can do nothing about you hand you fucking pig.
God bless her.
jenn says – reply to this

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she's old..let her be.
TARA LEE FROM A.V. says – reply to this

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2ND HOES
annabelle says – reply to this

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anyone likes the new Justice song??? love it!
Jess says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Olives says – reply to this

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She's on her way to Joan River-dom!
Megan says – reply to this

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gross!
Gabethebabe says – reply to this

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Stop picking on Madonna. Shes still got it going on!!!!!!!!!
Heather says – reply to this

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eewwhh.
umm says – reply to this

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What's going on PEREZ? You've been knocking madonna left and right recently… mad that you weren't invited to her party????
sally says – reply to this

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FIRST
asdfjkl; says – reply to this

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She is disgusting in every way.
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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SECOND
alanna says – reply to this

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shes still amazing
lizzzayy says – reply to this

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eh . whatev.
vote for hillary says – reply to this

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vote for hillary clinton… hillary hillary… anyone see hillary on snl last night, she was great
leanne says – reply to this

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yyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
becca says – reply to this

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ewww.. so gross
jenelle says – reply to this

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1st
Jenny says – reply to this

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Second! kooky maddona!
dan says – reply to this

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ewwww
2ND says – reply to this

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2ND
Scy says – reply to this

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She's 50 for Christ's sake. Lighten up.
lisa says – reply to this

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i hate madonna stop posting about her!!
James says – reply to this

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Well, if Madonna can't do it no one can!
lol Perez, you know that on her next album Madonna's retouchers are gonna have a ball erasing all them damn lines!
nany says – reply to this

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PEREZ ….GAY SCANDAL ?….I knew it !!!! Well …..if you hate Perez see everything on W H Y F A M E . COM
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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YEAH IF U WANNA KNOW HOW OLD A WHORE IS…WATCH HER HANDS
LATINO says – reply to this

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WHY ARE U HATING ON MADONNA???????????
SHES NEVER TOLD U TO GO ON A DIET??????……GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDO!!!!!!!!!!!!
bored says – reply to this

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the reason she has veiny hands is because she works out alot and has little body fat, so who are u to talk about her hands u fat, lazy, fuck!
MLE says – reply to this

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my grandmother has hands like that.

granted, she's 86.

come on, madge. you've got more money than Gawd- surely you can afford a hand-lift!
FAT PIG PEREZ says – reply to this

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It's just her hands you FAT FUCKING PUG!!! Can we gather a donation to get you a fucking gastro bypass surgery… Jesus Christ you are fat fucking slob!!!
Christine says – reply to this

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That's what happens when you get old stupid ass. What the fuck is she supposed to do, get the veins in her hands removed???? That's the problem with these celebs… they do everything to their faces, but it never matches their bodies. I just can't wait to see what these freaks look like when they're 80. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Just Sayin says – reply to this

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They look just like Angelina's hands.
Scary.
Give her a BREAK! says – reply to this

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She's 50, people. Should she look like a plastic doll like Nicole Kidman or demented like Joan Rivers? Geez.
diony says – reply to this

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I've never heard of a "hand lift."
Aj says – reply to this

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people she is 49 not 19 years old and perez grow up. i want to see your hand at 49 years old.
george F says – reply to this

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I love her..no matter what!!

4 MINUTES rules Perez…you'll see how it takes over the charts very soon
Father Time says – reply to this

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That's what happens when you're 50 with no body fat whatsoever! Madge would look so much youthful if she put on a little weight and stop with the obsessive exercising.
amy says – reply to this

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big deal she's got a killer song on the way Hear the good quality version b*tches!
chadd says – reply to this

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PEREZ COME ON YOU MORE THAN ANYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT SOME UGLY THINGS CANT BE FIXED! LOOK AT UR FAT GUT AND UR PIG NOSE, HOW COME U DONT GET WORK ON THAT?! CUZ U CANT!!!! THE SAME APPLYS TO MADONNAS HANDS. SHE HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

PS WITH YOUR RECENT FAILED TV SPECIALS YOU CAN PROBABLY AFFORD SOME TIME TO FIX YOURSELF NOW.
New York Guy says – reply to this

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The hands always give it away. Her face looks great but you can tell she had some work done, not khocking it, she looks great, but you can't do anyhting to the hands, always the give away.
ash says – reply to this

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HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT SHE MIGHT NOT WANT TO BOTOX HER HANDS
Big Al says – reply to this

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My mom's hands were always like this because she was always so thin, like Madge (& Angelina) btw)!
kj says – reply to this

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she still has roots what a bitch you have money slut dye your fucking roots bitch
Richard says – reply to this

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Who cares about hands…

She is a talent parasite
Father Time says – reply to this

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Perez, what are you going to do about your crow's feet and bags? You're aging more rapidly than most. Usually crow's feet and bags doesn't happen until you're 40. If people didn't know you, they would say you looked middle-aged. Father time is creeping up on your ass too, Perez. Be kind or else time won't be to you.
CICCONE YOUTH says – reply to this

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Can't you have some help in your brain f*****g retard?
Madonna is HOT and you're just a fat hobbit.
xoxo sophia says – reply to this

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omg who cares.. people age
everyone gets "help" these days
Madonna is the shit… she can do whatever the hell she wants
and she looks pretty damn good for almost 50…
Christopher says – reply to this

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Wow. Some of the people who post comments on here are a bit negative. Why say such horrible nasty things?? It really is disappointing how hateful some people can be.
Granny Vadge is deteriorating says – reply to this

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This disgusting old whore is deteriorating more and more as the years go by. All of the plastic surgery and botox won't even do her wrinkles any justice. Now we know exactly how this old hag would look if it wasn't for all of the plastic surgery and botoxed. She already looks like a man. She is a disgusting slut with a new gawd awful song. Four Minutes is awful!!!! I smell a US bomb!
Billy Bee says – reply to this

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That's because she works out, and she is very lean.

I do think she has had CHEEK IMPLANTS though. Do a comparison next time. Take a look.
tamzin says – reply to this

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the skin on the hands thins as you age. veins become ropy. there's not a damned thing you can do.
p-stop being an asshole. when you're perfect, feel free to pick others apart.
e says – reply to this

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nope, nothing you can do about your hands or your neck. hands + neck show proof of your real age so it's important to keep them moisturized and protected from a young age. droppin knowledge on yo ass fa sho.
sam says – reply to this

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Stick to Kylie and Janet for goodness sake, that’s your area darling.
Would love to see you at your 50s with your sagging tits
Did she shush you on pavements of LA or what?
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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BETCH FACE DOESNT MATCH HERHAND…LMAO…TRUST ME IF THERE WAS ANYTHING SHE COULD HAVE DONE TO HER HANDS SHE WOULD HAVE….THEM BETCHES TO FAKE…DIPSHIT…I WISH PPL COULD ACCEPT AGING FOR ONCE ESP IN HOLLY-4INCHES-WOOD
ZephyrAlexxx says – reply to this

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First…she looks just like in the Dangerous Game movie…i can't believe it…awesome…
Second…she's turning 50 this year and Angelina Jolie's hands who is in her 30's by the way look worse
lily says – reply to this

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She looks amazing…Leave her hands alone…Better those hands than a sea monkey face like Mooriah
ME dammit says – reply to this

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STOP HATING everybody has veins
schmoopsy says – reply to this

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Botox paralyzes your muscles. Why the fuck would you want it in your hands? Maybe YOU should get fat dose in your fingers so you can't unleash your ignorance on the world.
jj says – reply to this

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PEREZ, LOOKS LIKE YOUR DEAL WITH WARNER MUSIC DIDN'T GO THROUGH. THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU'VE BEEN KNOCKING HER MADGESTY LATELY. WHAT HAPPENED? THEY DUMPED YOU?
moi says – reply to this

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Is there NO ONE you leave alone damn
Natalie says – reply to this

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Ladies, you NEED SOME bodyfat!! Esp over 40. Too thin is scary on women over 40. Yech.
SuperStarSteve says – reply to this

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She's just vascular from working out and not being a fat fuck…I don't even like her that much and here I am sticking up for her. What was all that squawk about her serving Absinthe at her last party? I wanna know what's up with Madge?
Tara says – reply to this

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Well, she is 50. It's not too bad, she's still amazing. I guess she'll always be perfect in my eyes…
tallon says – reply to this

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Actually u can get botox in ur hands- she should look into it- beastly hands
lucifer's left nut says – reply to this

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WHEN YOU AGE, YOU LOSE THE MEAT IN YOUR HANDS SO YOUR VEINS BECOME EXPOSED. I THINK BOTOX WOULDN'T HELP, PEREZ. MAYBE COLLAGEN.
escape artist says – reply to this

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fur better be fake
jesse says – reply to this

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Re: James – NOT AS MUCH FUN AS MARIAHS RETOUCHERS HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE TO MAKE HER 75LBS THINNER THAN SHE REALLY IS
perezhiltonisacunt says – reply to this

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madonna is 49 and hard workers have rough hands, too bad some of you cunt bags don't work. lazy fuckers.
Vadge is an old whore says – reply to this

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Re: jesse – Mariah is thin now. Retouchers don't have to do much. But it sure is gonna take them a LOT of work to get rid of the aging wrinkles in this crusty 50 year old wench. Both of my parents are going on 50 this year and their hands don't look remotely like the way the old hag does. They both look great and neither one needed botox and plastic surgery just to hold on to youth. My parents are aging gracefully. This old slut isn't. Her hands give us a good idea of how she'd look if it wasn't for all of the injections and plastic surgery.
At least Mariah doesn't look like a twig man in leotards and granny panties.
Botoxhands says – reply to this

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You cna get a hand job. Getting them botoxed ect.
SAUSAGE HANDS says – reply to this

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even when she was younger her hands always looked veiny pale and muscular,I think
because she never really wanted to be fat when she started her career she was a little
chunky so she really decided to work out and have a solid body like she has now
also she is turning 50 but I think she still looks good for her age ,I mean at least she doesn't have SAUSAGE HANDS like you do Perez LOL .
always use sunscreen says – reply to this

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Here's a lesson for you youngsters: the SUN, not old age, is what causes wrinkles. Ever seen a wrinkled baby or toddler? If you always use sunscreen, you should have minimal wrinkling. Trust.
sf fleur says – reply to this

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you can get Fraxel
Brandi says – reply to this

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No…. you can't Botox your hands, unless your palms are sweaty, then you can have your palms Botox-ed. But she can have Restalyne injected to plump them up. That's your plastic surgery lesson for the week…
sf fleur says – reply to this

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but I agree, she has always had ugly hands
gina says – reply to this

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Can you get Botox on your hands?????

Well you cannot "Botox" your hands but there is a quick surgery where a surgeon can take body fat from one place of the body and literally inject it into any other area of your body. So yes she can have body fat literally injected in her hands to give her a more youthful look.
Yasdnil says – reply to this

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Women who get work done have two mortal enemies- their necks and hands.
JR says – reply to this

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Re: Granny Vadge is deteriorating – please SHUT THE FUCK UP
you will get old too ASSHOLE and I bet you ,you will NOT look as good as Madonna
that's if you even live longer like her .I heard DOUCHE BAGS like yourself that are always riled up and consumed by too much hate die young.I guess that is for the best.
HANDS FOR WANKING says – reply to this

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THOSE HANDS ARE MADE FOR WANKING
AND THAT IS WHAT THEY'LL DO
THEY SHOULD BE WANKING ME SO
SHE CAN SLURP UP ALL MY GOO
NO ONE CARE ABOUT YOUR ASSHOLE PARENTS says – reply to this

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Re: Vadge is an old whore – I bet your ASSHOLE parents that gave life to your SAD ASS are now FAT ASSES, and WHORIA THIN??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHORIA IS A PIG!!!!!! OINK, OINK, OINK
Tarah says – reply to this

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I hear that huge visible vains are a sign of artistic talent!!
Blair Waldorf says – reply to this

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Re: Tara – same her Madonna will always be perfect in my eyes
LoveMadonna says – reply to this

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What's up your fat ass thesedays towards Madonna?…she's fuckin 50..get real…now stop being a moron and go get some botox on you ass prick…
Nadaz says – reply to this

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bitches. the woman has the face and body of a god and all u can do is slagg of her hands? gwt a life, i no i can hardly talk, but please!
Mara says – reply to this

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Madonna has always had big man hands even when she was much younger check out the her album cover to the Dick Tracy soundtrack. If the worst thing someone can say about someone is attack their physical appearance then she is doing pretty well for herself.
I LOVE YOU PEREZ says – reply to this

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all I can say Perez is because you are so FAT ,you may not even reach 50 .I'm not being mean but OBESITY is a disease and it will take toll in your heart, honestly I think you should think about it imagine if you DIE tonight of a heart attack, I would be devastated I LOVE YOU PEREZ I'm just concerned . My best friend is fat too and I know some few people that are over weight as well , I'm not fat I weight 125 lbs.
I honestly think you are a handsome guy too ,well I only am saying this to you because I truly enjoy your site and I know no matter what you say about Madonna
you are a true fan just like me .
Mark Whelan says – reply to this

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Piss off Perez. It's just her hands…your FAT!
Billvie Bicks says – reply to this

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The hands tell all.

Her body looks OK from obsessive exercise.

Her face looks good from tons and tons of Botox.

Alas, her hands looked really banged up. Seriously, these are the hands of a 70 year old. But, hand rejuvenation does exist, Madge.
Hunter says – reply to this

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"My parents are Madonna's age and they don't look nearly as old"

This quote is getting old too. Have your parents done 2% of the work in there life as Madonna? I'm not talking about a 9 to 5 job. Madonna is her own empire that she's built all on her own. She didn't come from a well known family, she isn't a heiress. Madonna came from a regular family and created everything that she has today. I believe if I was her, I would've aged a bit by 49 as well. Her hands are the result on being older and the fact that she works out nonstop. This takes the layers of fat off and thus shows veins. Your 49 year old parents probably don't work out half as much as she does either, and probably still have fat layers on there hands.
mas says – reply to this

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looks like she may have rheumatoid arthritis. those knuckles look swollen, and the veiny thing happens with RA, too. that's a painful condition, i hope she doesn't have it.
alex says – reply to this

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perez…her song is hot. she looks amazing…you look terrible though.
STFU says – reply to this

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Re: HANDS FOR WANKING – FREAK
P says – reply to this

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Y?
Joyous1 says – reply to this

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nothing you can do about the hands. its the one place a woman will show her age.