The Ex Speaks!
Filed under: Paris Hilton > Australiastic > Benji Madden
So, how does Sophie Monk feel now that her former fiance, Benji Madden, is hooking up with Paris Hilton just weeks after their relationship ended???
She's "very happy" she'd like us to believe!
Monk has released a statement saying the media had it "all wrong" and denied rumours the rocker had broken off their engagement to be with Hilton.
"Let me make this as plain as possible, Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that," she said. "We both decided as adults our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity toward Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment."
Translation: "I was using Benji for publicity. He was lucky enough to get my hot ass for as long as he did. Paris is a downgrade!"
[Image via WENN.]
woah
who cares
Oh Perez you funny girl …you really know how to sum everything up..That made me giggle
i love benji.. he can do waay better than stupid paris
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Yes, I *AM* a downgrade! First Byotches…that's so hot.
I don't even know who that girl is, but judging by that picture, Paris is a HUGE downgrade!!! Paris is just white trash with money.
whatev….not first
NICE TITS I bet she sux dix for money, much like Perez does. Except without the money exchange. and in a gas station restroom. But you know what I mean. I do like those tits, tho. I'd like to bite off her nipples and spit them back on her face.
first emily
1st
and true
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FIRST!!!!
SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE GOTTEN BENJI BEFORE [ARIS PUT HER HERPES ON HIM.
third?
BULLSHIT
she is happy!!! Paris Hilton is a slut and no one wants their ex to be with someone "better" (quality) Paris is definitely NOT better!!!
ha ha ha on the translation!!
hahaha
ugh they get on my nerves, now paris and benji…worse couple ever!!
THE FACT THAT SHE HAD TO JUSTIFY MEANS SHE IS HURTING…GET OVER IT BETCH…LIFE GOES ON AND PARIS IS A PARASITE
Guarantee next week Paris is dumping his tatooed ass. I'm feeling sorry for the poor clueless sod in advance. PS BENJI–make sure and wash the skank off good when it ends!!
paris is a downgrade. maybe if benji got her 10 years ago before the rick soloman….hell even if he got her within a couple years of that video before she went superskank. EVERYBODY has had a turn visiting her vag. gross. sophie can only go up from here. benji can't go any lower
FIRST
29th?
THE FACT THAT THE MADDEN BROTHERS GET ANY ASS IS AMAZING SINCE THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE DOWN SYNDROME
omg she is GORGEOUS!!! paris is suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a downgrade for real… lmao
Sophies better off. I mean Benji? Eww, Paris canhave him, she's the sort to settle for anything.
I am surprised she lasted that long with that DOUCHBAG.
Sophie is a sweet ( and a little simple - I will be honest) Australian girl who is super down to earth. She was born with that face and has NO IDEA HOW HOT SHE IS> I think she realised he was trash and dumped his generic, Top 40 ass…..
Benji, like most insecure celebretards who belong to a shitty band only 14 year olds in flyover country give a shit about, is totally burned and had to seek out the someone who will soothe his tortured little self esteem after THE HOTTEST AUSTRALIAN EXPORT EVER dumped his lame rock wannabe ass.
DOUCHBAG IS SO BURNED OVER LOSING SOPHIE HE GOES OUT AND FINDS THE BIGGEST PUBLICITY MAVEN WHO SLIGHTLY RESEMBLES SOPHIE BUT HAS NONE OF HER SWEET NATURE OR TALENT.
Benji is so hurt over losing Sophie - and his behaviour, picking up the easiest trash whore in Hollywood - proves it.
Benji comes off looking insecure and broken HA HA.
Sophie and that guy must have been real because when you are looking for PR she would get set up with shia, timberlake, hefron, you dont date the guitar player of a band that is pretty much a one hit wonder, or maybe a one album wonder. she is starting to get a lot of attention because she is on fire on the show nip tuck and also she is insanely beautiful.
Sophie is just as cheap and skanky as Paris. Especially since she moved to the US and loaded up on all that nasty botox, girl can't move her face
sophie rules
PUBLICITY??? HA Look at that fat ass!
He needed her fine, vegetarian ass is anything.
sophie is hot and paris hilton is not
it's interesting that benji, the least popular madden, and paris, the least popular simple lifer have joined together. loser+loser= utterly pathetic. i can't stop laughing at their desperation.
deff down grade. sophie monk is gorgeous…and paris is not.
Sophie doesn't need him anyway. She's a class act and will become a big star in her own right. Unlike Paris, Sophie has made her own fame though singing and acting - not being born into a rich family. She was great in 'The Mystery of Natalie Wood' where she played Marilyn Monroe! And her album is pure pop genius!
Paris is in fact a huge downgrade and Sophie deserves much better. Next time she should have someone better looking and tall enough to be called a man!
RE: Cheez Wiz:
LMFAO They do look retarded and probably are.
paris and sophie are both ugly if you ask me. benji should hook up with kat von d.
benji's desperation stinks like paris' rotten hole.
it's funny that paris is copying nicole now since when they first came out on the simple life, paris swore that she was the most popular one, not nicole. now nicole and her happy family are way better than paris and her inheritance.
WHY WOULD YOU DATE PARIS HILTON… SHE REALLY IS A DOWNGRADE.
He's so gross. I don't get it. I mean, Paris is gross in a venereal diseased kind of way, but not unattractive.
This girl is 100X better than that whore! Kapow!
adding to your statement, what she said also means that she has probably upgraded to some much higher quality hottie material herself. benji is yucky.
The ex needs to was her blacks in cold water, her cloths look like crap all faded out.
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Perez, that analysis is Hot! Paris is a downgrade.
Re: CHEEZ WIZ – That's true, isn't it!
I don't get it. This guy looks like such a douchebag. Ladies, where am I going wrong?
seems like you and Paris aren't the good buds you once were…did she drop you once she got out of jail?
does anyone listen to good charlotte anymore?
PARIS WILL BE PREGNANT BY THE END OF THE YEAR. MY BROTHER PLANNED IT THAT WAY.
geez perez, where's all this animosity towards Parasite Hilton coming from? Congrats on finally seeing the light.
FUCK THAT BITCH IS HOT
Sophie Monk is hugely popular in Australia and one classy lady compared to Paris Hilton and not some bed jumping cheap tart like her.
I don't think Sophie ever used Benji for publicity, she kept their relationship from Australian Media for ages and has always been very down to earth and humble.
you go girl ~
I'm glad Sophie woke up one morning and sore the disgrace that was her fiance. She could do sooo much better! If he's gone for Miss Hilton he can't be that cool.
dude, what the fuck! these guys are fugly, short, and i would never fuck either of them with a ten foot pole. is it me???
WHO FUCKING CARES!!!!
Perez, eres un gordo feo culo roto!
saying Paris is a downgrade has to be the understatement of the century. Paris is the thing you'd resort to if ALL other life forms got wiped off the face of the earth, and you were unlucky enough to have survived with cockroach Hilton. even then you'd think twice before fucking that diseased skank (better of finding a hole in tree). Sophie is so hot and should thank her lucky stars that she is finally free of that fat, balding, no talent, ugly, loser, bastard. I mean really, who the fuck listens to that over produced,empty, pathetic 'music' anyway? unless you're 13 and don't know any better you have no excuse. Go Team Sophie!!
Dated Benji for publicity? haha come on seriously, if she wanted publicity i'm pretty sure she would have picked somebody with some actual talent, who didn't look like a chubby, 50 year old reject. in actual fact, i think now that she's not with whats-his-face anymore her career will skyrocket!! Hope Paris spreads her warts to his ugly mouth!!
SHES FRIGGEN HOT !!!!
speak it, girlfriend! tell them how it is!
she is right. paris is nothing against monk. monk is beautiful, paris has only money and a lazy eyelid.
Re: I AM AUSTRALIAN LET ME SPEAK – Too right mate.
Everything you said is on the mark, and so elequently said.
PSHHHHHHH….BOTH SOPHIE AND PARIS NEED TO DIE…….AND AAIN WHERE THE HELL IS MY WOOD CHIPPER AND MEAT GRINDER FOR PARIS????? HER DAMN DOGS ARE HUNGRY!!!!!! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….LOL
shes SOOOOO much hotter then paris
He's gross and with all those tattoos and stuff….. she or Paris wouldn't even look at his skank ass if he wasn't in the music biz.
Sophie is so much prettier than Paris, and she is much smarter than her too. No body cares about Paris anymore. And that Benji is a stupid idiot. He and his brother Joel are retards.
True DAT! P hilton is UGLY!
You got that right Perez…spot on!
you got that right he downgraded from her to a big foot big nose ugly nasty lying whore
Paris is a HUGE downgrade; it's like going from fillet mignon to beef jerkey; just like his brother, going from Hillary Duff to Anorexic Cokehead
i think Paris wants to be an Aussie chick!she's stolen Delta Goodrem's boy (MARK PHILIPPOUSSIS),she hooked up with an aussie surfer/actor/fashion designer in summer and now she's gone and taken Benji Madden from Sophie Monk.Paris Hilton shot an ad for restaurant chain Carl's JR which is very similar to a scene in Sophie Monks "Date Movie"!!!!!!
I FUCKING LOVE PEREZ HILTON!!!
i wonder how many dicks have been up in Paris's Vagina.
Hmmmmm thats pretty gross.
bragging about having paris is like bragging about having scabies; it's a common occurrence, happens easily and shouldn't be boasted about. it's gross and itchy, just like paris.
and yes…im aussie!
NOW FOR THE TRANSLATION: I NOW REALIZE I WILL NOT OR CANNOT GO BACK WITH HIM. DUE TO THE FACT HE HAS NOW PUT HIS DICK IN THE MOST VILE PLACE ON THE PLANET. SO THEREFORE WE ARE FRIENDS. I WILL MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE WHILE WATCHING HIS HAVE A MEDIA FRENZY FOR APROX. 15-19 MIN. THAT IS UNTIL PARIS FINDS A NEW LOVE OR DOG.
Bella you forgot to mention Wannabe Australian Idol Robert " Millsy" Mills. He is another Aussie toyboy in the collection.
Re: Pretty_Princess – Hey! That's very good. I wish I'd written that!
How about this translation: "I realized that it was no use for us to continue to use one another cuz no one cares one way or another."
Sophia looks beautiful, Paris is kinda plain next to her. Sophia looks like she could be a model and Paris…who I don't think is ugly…is certainly not at that level of beauty. Paris wouldn't be famous if it wasn't for her name or money and that's just the truth. I don't know too much about either girl's personalities and that would be the deciding factor for me on deciding if Paris is a downgrade.
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In the looks department: Yes, Paris is a downgrade
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Wealth: Paris is pretty damn rich, I'm sure Sophia has money but probably not as much. Paris would not de a downgrade.
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Brains:???
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Talent: I haven't seen any brilliant display of talent from Paris. Her music videos made me laugh, but I don't think that was the intent. I haven't seen any of her movies or shows so I can't say if she is any good at acting. I haven't seen Sophia act, i'm assuming she is better…just a hunch
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Personalities: ??? I don't know.
Re: Sara – you have way too much time on your hands.
Perez why do you do that? make stuff up for your pleasure? thinking thats what they were really trying to say. if they were trying to say it why wouldnt they just say it? and your full of shit! i seriously think your a piece of shit yourself! i fucking hate you!
ME AND PACA GANG BANGED MIKE HUCKABEE AND LARRY CRAIG…HOT!
i like Paris
buuuuuuuuut
Sophie is 1000 times hotter
Lmao..Thats gotta be the fakest thing I've ever heard. How can she be happy? Thats bs.. This poor girl just had her heart practically ripped out and stomped on. If I were Sophie I'd go right up to Paris Hilton and slap her, then kick Benji in the balls.
She should do what Hilary Duff did..get a hott new makeover then pose for a magazine wareing something hott with all the intentions of saying
"This is what you could have had". haha..
Benji is such a dumbass and Paris is a fucking twat.
pretty soon he'll be crawling back to Sophie after Paris fucks someone else.
I didnt know Benji was Gay!!!! but good 4 him i hope he and transexual paris hilton r happy 2gether
Re: I AM AUSTRALIAN LET ME SPEAK –
you make me sad to be australian.
also for benji this is def a downgrade
Totally- Paris is like the hollywood bike that everyone takes for a ride
He'd better wrap that pickle up if he's messing with paris
Those tats look disgusting. He looks like a bad ass criminal wanna-be……he should also lose weight! Also, YES PARIS IS DEFINITELY A DOWNGRADE! Sophie is hot, Paris is a over rated skank. Geez, it must suck having had those lovely titties and having had them replaced with the two tiny warts that Paris has. Also, Sophie's hot ass for Paris's pancake ass??? Pretty face VS Paris's ugly clown mug???? BENJI IS A ROYAL MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Short men like this piss me off. Grow the hell up so your girlfriends can wear heels losers!!!!!
OMG nicole's baby looks just like benji!!!!
How does this tattooed loser get these girls? Answer: the girls are absolutely insane.
I am really happy Sophia decided not to water down her gene pool with this guy, she is a seriously beautiful girl, and on her worst day just rolling out of bed in $10 sweat pants and zit cream on her face -she could blow Paris off the red carpet easily.