Avril's Still Constipated

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As we told you previously

Avril Lavigne has been having a very hard time moving tickets to her upcoming tour.

Well, she's still having probs with tix sales and now they're taking very costly measures to get bodies in the concert venues.

One of our prezious Canuck readers reached out to let us know that MuchOnDemand did a give away for Avril Concert tickets recently.

They gave away EIGHT tickets!

It struck and us quite odd because 2 tickets is the standard for a giveaway.

Smells like trouble to us!

Gotta fill those seats one way or another.

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    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:40 pm / Email this  »

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    1. amy says – reply to this


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      wait is she touring with the Jonas brothers in the US too?

    2. Cheese says – reply to this


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      I actually used to like Avril in her Under My Skin,Let Go days,no I'm just ashamed to say she was my favorite singer.First?probably not

    3. amy again says – reply to this


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      oh ya first

    4. amy again says – reply to this


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      oh ya first

    5. amy again says – reply to this


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      oh ya first

    6. mags says – reply to this


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      first

    7. Evil Spice says – reply to this


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      HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      AVRIL BLOWS.

    8. kris says – reply to this


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      lame

    9. jess says – reply to this


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      -0

    10. Oldster McFisty says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

    11. MmmmHmmm says – reply to this


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      child. she nasty

    12. kk says – reply to this


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      F1RST

    13. dh says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    14. first says – reply to this


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      first

    15. Jocelyn says – reply to this


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      WHY IS SHE STILL TRYING!?!?!?! GIVE UP!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!! GO HIDE IN A CAVE, PLEASE!!!!!

    16. sky lee says – reply to this


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      not her :/

    17. lola says – reply to this


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      Avril is such a loser

    18. blah says – reply to this


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      hmmm

    19. Alexandre Nachi says – reply to this


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      *sing-song voice*: "Jealous." Stop being so petty, Perez and fix your permanently "outie" anus. :-) :-) :-)

    20. amy again says – reply to this


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      oh ya i'm a fucking loser too!

    21. j says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

    22. judd says – reply to this


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      HILLARY 08

    23. K says – reply to this


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      I hate Avril!!!!!!!

    24. ashiie says – reply to this


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      i hate her!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST!!!!!!

    25. pers says – reply to this


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      Meh.

    26. DH says – reply to this


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      Shes a fucking douchebag…this should be a sign for her and she should STOP singing altogether!! Such an Idiot!

    27. Britney says – reply to this


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      FIRST! =)

      what a dork :)

    28. Britney says – reply to this


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      FIRST! =)

      what a dork :)

    29. pubichairisthenewcunt says – reply to this


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      she's been banged so many times by a rooster that she herself has now grown a cock and she slaps it around in hollywood to anyone that will take corncobs and stick em in her cunt. she is the reason canada is constipated and is dumping muslims down on the world left and rite. she needs to just get rid of herself like the disease that she is and stop spreading her cunt for all to get the disease of awfulness that she bleeds out once a month on society…

    30. Chris says – reply to this


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      EIGHT?!?!?!?! WOW..ALMOST DOUBLE DIGITS!

    31. M Dubz says – reply to this


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      Can someone tell me exactly why Perez hates Avril so much? She's the cutest girl next door type celebrity out there. She seems like someone you could actually relate to other then the rest of these red carpet losers. Her show will do just fine.

    32. Christina says – reply to this


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      She SUCKS!!!!! MADONNA RULES!!!!! A TRUE FEMALE ICON!!!!

    33. Christina says – reply to this


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      She SUCKS!!!!! MADONNA RULES!!!!! A TRUE FEMALE ICON!!!!

    34. Christina says – reply to this


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      She SUCKS!!!!! MADONNA RULES!!!!! A TRUE FEMALE ICON!!!!

    35. Christina says – reply to this


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      She SUCKS!!!!! MADONNA RULES!!!!! A TRUE FEMALE ICON!!!!

    36. michael in oakville says – reply to this


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      BAHAHAHAH WOW i am an avril fan, i am going and the TICKETS say on them MUCH MUSIC PRESENTS AVRIL LAVIGNE so they're obviously going to give away lots of tickets!

    37. Princess Mags says – reply to this


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      Avril should be nicer to her fans, then maybe she would not be in this mess.

    38. mark says – reply to this


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      The concert is SOLD OUT in TORONTO. I expect that similar shows across Canada are sold out as well. Perhaps the venues are too large in the USA - much like Kelly Clarkson's experience.

    39. amy says – reply to this


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      I'd love to see her naked. SHe's hot!!!! Post som pics and maybe I'tt spring for a ticket so I can finger myself at her concert!!!

    40. metma says – reply to this


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      omg really? EIGHT TICKETS?! stop the presses! cancel the elections! the end of the world is near!.. how can you live with yourself perez? do you even realize how pathetic and stupid you are? ..fat retarded slob

    41. angela says – reply to this


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      who cares. post some real news

    42. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      PEREZ LAY OFF AVRIL DICK…SHE SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE I CAN HANG WITH

    43. afay says – reply to this


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      Avril blows

    44. amy says – reply to this


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      You are like a dog with a bone. Give it up Perez!! Why do you hate Avril and Alba so much! Just give it up already!! Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. S says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't go even if they gave me a free ticket. She's a poser. She has no talent, even back when she got picked to sing with Shania Twain in Canada some years back. YES. Country. Poser.

    46. amy says – reply to this


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      Ten minutes with her and your homo disease would be cured forever!!!

    47. matthew says – reply to this


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      shes a horrible bratty human who thinks shes better than everyone. shes not. and shes about to lose it all. and the video of her spitting on a camera man and her dwarfy lame husband saying "hah yeahhhhh" and "cooool" just shows how truly fake and boring they are. they think theyre punk. theyre just pawns. bye bye!

    48. dfed says – reply to this


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      shes going on tour with the jonas brothers

    49. K-Swan says – reply to this


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      I live in Buffalo, NY and just got an email from Live Nation offering a 4-pack of Avril tix for $98. That is LESS than $25 per ticket!

      You can't get tickets that cheap for any event in the Queen City, let alone a "famous" celeb like Avril.

      HAHAHA!

    50. pokey says – reply to this


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      put the JONAS BROTHERS on her Canadian dates instead of the European ones and they will sell out in seconds.

    51. POOR AVRIL! MAYBE IF YOU APPRECIATED YOUR BUBBLE GUM CAREER A BIT MORE!?!? says – reply to this


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      that's just what they do with ppl WHO USED TO BE FAMOUS. the bands or singers that play in clubs instead of arenas anymore sell tickets but they also give away about a zillion tickets over the radio to get ppl in the bar. you either have to be like the ninth caller or answer some dumb question and BOOM. YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO SEE WHATEVER HAS-BEENS THAT NEED TO PAY THE RENT. SHE'S ON HER WAY BACK TO EARTH AND IT'S GONNA BE A CRASH-LANDING, I HATE TO SAY.

    52. Perez is a cow says – reply to this


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      WOW perez, you are grasping at straws here…..

      she gave away 8 tickets instead of two???????

      this story just proves how desperate you are perez, trying to make something out of nothing…

      why are you hating on her so much????? jealous that she has a vagina and u don't???

      PATHETIC FATSO

    53. pillow says – reply to this


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      The Biz is getting tough. I feel bad for her becuase she's pressured to change her looks alot and get's called a poseur and all that jazz. Whatever, she's rich still so she'll be fine for now.

    54. Miyuki says – reply to this


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      awww man. im not sure whether i should go see Avril Lavigne or Panic! At The Disco in concert! Panic tickets are cheaper, but I've never seen Avril Lavigne in concert and now that I read this blog…
      Well, someone in particular does owe me a favor after making me miss the Ingrid Michealson concert!!!

    55. sara says – reply to this


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      Notice how her nose always looks like she just did blow……

    56. Hipster says – reply to this


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      Can't wait to go see Av on april 3rd in ottawa with my PEREZ Sucks Tee..too bad the majority will be lil girls or id put a big hairy donkey's dick on it cause i'd know Av' would be proud…..but i shall remain mature..

    57. kay says – reply to this


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      in our town, they were giving away i think four tickets, along with hotel stay/spending money/etc to minneapolis, and they were doing this in sioux falls, south dakota.

    58. Kate says – reply to this


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      I dont comprehend this her not selling tickets thing.
      i wanted tickets because i love boyslikegirls but the show was sold out
      so they opened up more seats.

      and i am from canada.

    59. livvy says – reply to this


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      she can sing no wonder they wont sell

    60. Cheri says – reply to this


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      She should just get pregnant and stay home and let Sum 41 bring home the money.

    61. YOU are a loser. says – reply to this


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      #32 - M Dubz says – reply to this

      Can someone tell me exactly why Perez hates Avril so much? She's the cutest girl next door type celebrity out there. She seems like someone you could actually relate to other then the rest of these red carpet losers. Her show will do just fine.

      '
      girl next door? you are fucking kIDDING ME right? The girl next door that spits on people and constantly gives them the finger? Yeah if i had a girl next door to me acting like that she'd get her face kicked in. She's a loser and her music is fucking aweful..what a pathetic waste of space she is. No wonder her tickets arent selling…WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO SEE THIS MISERABLE DROWNED RAT LIVE? YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY ME.

    62. Jimmy says – reply to this


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      They actually gave away 8 tickets twice that show for a grand total of 16 tickets.

    63. what? says – reply to this


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      "It struck and us quite odd because 2 tickets is the standard for a giveaway."

      who said that 2 tickets was a standard for a giveaway? this canuck is calling your bluff

    64. trixie says – reply to this


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      you are such an idiot perez as if 8 tickets would justify what you just said , you are grasping at straws. you are such a hater, is that why you eat your feelings??? ahhh too bad you're so fat and ugly

    65. gossip pig says – reply to this


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      oh perez stop making things up. stupid fat pig.

    66. Lee says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, 2002 is over! Stop posting about this hack.

    67. lee says – reply to this


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      Oh c'mon now y'all know if a person won't pose with this loser then they get slammed in his blog. Poorly drawn cum dribbles ARE the path to fame and Perez is on that fast tract to acceptance by the Academy….not.

      Avril will continue in her little world with middle fingers proudly held up for all of you who are asking for them. F'ckin jealous haters

    68. michelle says – reply to this


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      All the 'SK8TR BOIS" have grown up and gone away. She has no audience any more.

    69. Kasey says – reply to this


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      funny, cause i've been badly trying to get tixs to her toronto show and can't

    70. hipster says – reply to this


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      Perez doesnt like chick's like Av because she doesnt show off her vag or titties?which really i dont understand when he's a homo .. why would a homo care if she show's her vag or tits.. but that's what he like's to post on her american smut…

    71. porkchop says – reply to this


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      Okay Guys!
      Just so you know…
      I live in Sudbury, Ontario Canada and we just had Elton John here, for the first time ever, and although his tickets were SOLD OUT within 45 minutes and people were turned away, the mayor of our fine city took it upon himself to give FREE tickets to the entire city council ( I think they got 10 or so EACH).
      Additionally, 120 tickets were given to the city employees who work at the venue!
      After much bullshit hit the snowy cold fan, the mayor and a few of his cronies coughed up SOME of their tickets and had a raffle for the people who were interested…71 people or so…Needless to say, free tickets in Sudbury Ontario DON'T reflect on the entertainer, just on the butt hole of a mayor!
      Love Ya perez!

    72. gossipgrl says – reply to this


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      Her music sucks and so does she. Her career has been over and after her "10 commandments" thing everyone will probably hate her even more. She is the loser. Her music is crappy and she sucks as an actress too.

    73. Emilia says – reply to this


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      I tried to buy tickets for my daughter for her 13th birthday when avril comes here on saturday and there was none available. so i dont know what everyone is talking about???

    74. BISE says – reply to this


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      It's way better when you call her April,P-Hill! Or maybe April Showers due to her super powered saliva supply. April Showers the Canadian Mist with a bite,& rank aftertaste. Yeah I like that.

    75. ml says – reply to this


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      nobody wants to waste money on "little miss Debbie Gibson round two"…shit gas these days are hella expensive!!!

    76. dante says – reply to this


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      Hey Avril news flash, U SUKK!! Thats why ur not selling tickets.
      Awwwwww poor Avril. Karma sux huh! LOL Just like u.

    77. Jaybird says – reply to this


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      Hey Miley's tour is over, maybe Avril could hit her up for a few shows.

    78. lynn says – reply to this


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      Avril is a song stealer, or someone working for her is. Just listen to the Rubinoos "Boyfriend." The chorus is almost identical to that wretched song of Avril's, "Girlfriend." She sings flat and doesn't seem to care. Also, she treated Chantal Kreviazuk horribly. They worked together on Avril's album, "Under My Skin." Avril actually lived with Chantal and her hubbie in California. Chantal was quoted as saying about Avril, "It's not like she sits in a room and writes songs." What does that mean? Is Avril a phony and a madeup celeb produced by the recording industry to be the anti-Britney (before Britney went crazy). Anyway, Chantal hasn't spoken to Avril since Avril ended the relationship and said the reason was that "We had no hist together." Meow! When Chantal was interviewed by Chatelaine, a Canadian magazine, in the February 2008 issue, when asked if she and Avril had communicated since Chantal apologized to Avril for what she had said about her "originality" Chantal "grimly pursed her lips, dismissing the dust-up." Chantal is a class act; Avril on the other hand….

    79. Jim says – reply to this


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      Actually Avril has soldout several locations, and many venues are very full, just try and buy two tickets at many locations and you will and many locations only seats that are far from the front are available. Perez is making up false rumors about how well Avril's concerts are selling. They keep adding new locations.

    80. patrick says – reply to this


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      Avril is selling out all over the place…
      Actually Avril has soldout several locations, and many venues are very full, just try and buy two tickets at many locations and you will and many locations only seats that are far from the front are available. Perez is making up false rumors about how well Avril's concerts are selling. They keep adding new locations.

    81. obama luv u says – reply to this


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      umm okay

      btw, Hilary Clinton is OUT OF THE RACE! OBAMA IS the NEW President of United States!

      http://beewulf.com/x/presidentobama.html

    82. Josh says – reply to this


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      Avril's concerts are totally selling!!! You're such a fucking idiot Perez. I really don't get why you hate her so much.

      I live in Dallas where her concert isn't til the end of April! And the best tickets available are in the VERY back of the stadium. Luckily I bought my tickets right when they went on sale : )

    83. lynn says – reply to this


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      Re: lynn – I meant Avril said "They had no hits together." (not hist?)

    84. lynn says – reply to this


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      Re: Josh – The local radio station is always giving away free tickets for Avril's concert in Minneapolis and there are still tickets available for her concert in Minneapolis for sale online as well. The concert is on March 20 and those tickets aren't going too darn fast!!

    85. hola says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck would pay to see Avril Lavigne live?
      That has to be the worst fucking time ever

    86. Mabel says – reply to this


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      Well it's tuffer to make money in the music industry these days. I hope she was saving her money when she was rolling in the dough.

    87. BISE says – reply to this


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      Re: Josh – "Josh",are you sure your name isn't April?

    88. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      I checked ticketmaster. I called in and I checked their website. Her tickets are almost completely sold out. You can only try for 1 seat, and even that is for somewhere in the nosebleed section. That's for the Toronto concert at the ACC.

    89. aneurysm says – reply to this


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      Re: patrick – jim, patrick, avril. HAHA losers. obviously avril's tiny circle is sweating in their hot topic clothing, while multiple spam posting for her. avril sucks & her talentless career is over. thank fuck for that.

    90. nich says – reply to this


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      Go to youtube and search up 'Avril Lavigne Budokan live' it's pretty awesome.
      The thing with the Rubino's is ridiculous if she really wanted to copy a song, she would copy a good one? Maybe from the same millenium?

    91. nich says – reply to this


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      Re: aneurysm – HT is awesome, bitchhhh. They have the coolest t-shirts, and accessories. I have a superman belt buckle from there you faglet. Where do you shop at mostly abercrombie and fitch(not saying it's bad). But why would you say something like that? :O

    92. nicola says – reply to this


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      she may be a hack..

      but you're still talking about her.

    93. Michelle says – reply to this


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      I am taking my youngest sister to go see the concert in Victoria on Wednesday, I am so NOT excited!

    94. Hanna says – reply to this


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      Hah! I also hate her! She's performing in Finland in June and only half of the tickets are sold. So not so popular here either :)

    95. Shylah says – reply to this


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      Re: trixie – The local Radio stations here in Canada.. in Toronto.. and there is alot of radio stations in Toronto.. give away multi tickets every hour of the day to huge concerts.. and I'm not talking a single pair of tickets.. jeez.. alot a times they even come with backstage passes. Dunno .. but the deal here sounds just alittle bit sweeter.

    96. bobby walker says – reply to this


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      She is one skank. Ugly whore all her songs sound the same. Frenach Canadian IDIOT

    97. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Maybe that guy Joe from "Girls Gone Wild" could give her some tips.

    98. emgee says – reply to this


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      big fucking deal … so they're giving away 8 tickets! and that's bullshit that it's usually only two. her shows are selling just fine you fagutard, do the research. we did and found that tickets are moving VERY WELL…
      just another case of people slamming her for being mostly NORMAL.
      take a look at the Maxim photo shoot and THEN tell me she's ugly! she's hot, you all are not.
      /end

    99. Nathan says – reply to this


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      Actually, when radio shows give away tickets, they often just spread out the ticket giveaways and give two at a time. God Perez, if you're going to use events to make someone look bad, at least make sense.

      Its not like Much is giving away 8 tickets everyday.

    100. !RaRa! says – reply to this


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      She Is So DUNZO!!!!

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