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Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear, "__________."

Posted: March 3, 2008 at 11:20 am

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Andrew says – reply to this

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only for tonight okay
Andrew says – reply to this

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only for tonight okay
sex says – reply to this

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yeahhh boyyyy.
GopezGo says – reply to this

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Let me stick my tongue in your ear and grab your TOOL.
Patricia S says – reply to this

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Just the tip….
che says – reply to this

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i want u
krissy says – reply to this

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sweet nothings…
whitney says – reply to this

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That Amish beard on you is uber zexy……. please take me home tonight!
James says – reply to this

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Maybe if I have a beard, people won't think I'm gay either
Rory says – reply to this

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That beard really tickled my thighs last night.
sugarplum says – reply to this

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I told you, it's just for my career. I *do* love you.
hairy cat daddy says – reply to this

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"No, I'm the bottom!"
Cheryl says – reply to this

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leprechauns turn me on
Tess says – reply to this

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Love your beard….Can I please lick it?!
Jela says – reply to this

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yeah, stroke my ballz…dont worry nobody sees that
ana says – reply to this

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ew beard
dutchy says – reply to this

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mmm. boys.
BIG RED says – reply to this

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DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES?
Jessie says – reply to this

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"your amish beard makes me want to fuck you"
Obviously they're.... says – reply to this

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Let's fuck later because we're both clearly GAY!
Kaitlyn says – reply to this

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that beard reminds me of Ashlee downstairs…
Gnasher says – reply to this

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you smell bad!! 3rd GET IN!!
AMY says – reply to this

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i love when your fuzzy beard tickles my balls
Paulie says – reply to this

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you want pole or hole?
Pooh Bear says – reply to this

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" I like cock!"
julia says – reply to this

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I like fire crotches
sue says – reply to this

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Ashley looks like you, now that she dyed her hair red…sometimes I get confused and call her "Sethie".
Stiffler says – reply to this

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suck me beautiful
Pollo Loco says – reply to this

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MMMMMmmmmmmm. You smell like Mac and Cheese… Hold on while I get my spoon out. I am gonna eat you up!
anton says – reply to this

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i want to lick out your shit hole
ester says – reply to this

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I want you in my bed,bed.Boy you heard what i said!
dani says – reply to this

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you're my true love… not ashlee
DAAAAVE says – reply to this

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mmmmmmmmm dont tell ashley.
fkuf says – reply to this

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noone will suspect, don't tell ashleee !st)
CC says – reply to this

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"you're much prettier than Ashlee, although her's is bigger."
ebo says – reply to this

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i want you… you and that sexy beard.
beth says – reply to this

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Say the word gorgeous, and Ashlee's history…
K says – reply to this

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wow… look at the beard on Seth!!!! That is intense!
tonickitty says – reply to this

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"Now I
Had
The time of my liiiiiife and I owe it all to youuuuuu."
joey buttafuoco says – reply to this

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you are the only man that is shorter than me.
Shan says – reply to this

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I love how your beard tickles my inner thigh…
Yaye says – reply to this

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You smell funny
olivia says – reply to this

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ewww not ashley but upgrade
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH69 says – reply to this

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THIRD!
Sarah *K* says – reply to this

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"That was magical… yours is so much bigger than Ashlee's, meet me back here in twenty minutes…"
lisa says – reply to this

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dirty boy
easfea says – reply to this

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THird
miguel says – reply to this

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sit on my face and wiggle
lala says – reply to this

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love me tender!
Skizzy says – reply to this

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"WTF is that on your chin Seth?"
LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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"How you doin', little mama, let me whisper in your ear/ Tell you something that you might like to hear."
Amber says – reply to this

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your beard makes me hott
KayKay says – reply to this

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"Pssst You look like that kooky kid from that The Burbs!"
beat that says – reply to this

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board me captain ahab
Saan says – reply to this

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"I'm fucking Matt Damon"
J P says – reply to this

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you will make a better beard than Ashlee Simpson.
Owned says – reply to this

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"I did Panic! At the Disco 5 minutes ago. Your turn. Lube?"
yuckyuck says – reply to this

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I am bi.
eb says – reply to this

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I hear you jews like to be circumcized, I have a tongue.
LoriDD says – reply to this

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you're making me so hot, why did I not get a part in Brokeback Mountain 2: Amish Paradise
Steph-O!** says – reply to this

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I want to lick your ballz!
manny says – reply to this

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…your place or mine, Jebediah?
jilo says – reply to this

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HOT. Slip him the tongue!!!!!!!!!
DAAAAVE says – reply to this

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This is sooooo gonna be on PEREZHILTON.COM.
capitanne says – reply to this

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"Ashley's just a beard."
eb says – reply to this

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I didn't know Abraham Lincoln was jewish.
Abby says – reply to this

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"nice bush… maybe i'll write my next song about it.. but you've gotta do something for me first"
Hugh says – reply to this

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….which one of us do you think it uglier or gayer?
Sweden loves Perez says – reply to this

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I'm gonna dump Asslee for you…
valle mentzer says – reply to this

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"Four score and seven years ago.."
ha says – reply to this

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You've got pubes on your face.
HelloKitty says – reply to this

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You look like Teen Wolf.
Veronica says – reply to this

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"You smell like cabbage my friend!!"
Courtney says – reply to this

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"You're facial hair hair is worse than asslee's."
Chuck says – reply to this

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I'd love to feel your beard tickling my brown eye………
Obama sucks balls…….
Jess says – reply to this

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Take me my Amish prince!
bizzibee says – reply to this

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"I like Ashley, but I love you."
chrisFIEND says – reply to this

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Ashlee's really a man…
* says – reply to this

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you were SO much better then ashlee will EVER be
Patrick says – reply to this

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when I fuck Ashlee I am thinking of you!
becky says – reply to this

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Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear, "If only Ashlee would let her beard grow, I could think of you when I'm with her."
kimberley says – reply to this

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c'mon man ..the beard?,WTF?
lol! says – reply to this

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"I like your beard better than the one I have." *pete winks here*
marissa says – reply to this

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bend me over and call me ashlee.
smollymonroe says – reply to this

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"hold me closer, tiny dancer."
jimbo says – reply to this

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I wanna feel your beard on my balls.
erin says – reply to this

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I like Ashlee's first nose better….shhh…don't tell.
Brieanna says – reply to this

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I wish you were my girlfriend…
bambam says – reply to this

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……see that guy behind us?

hes my boyfriend & he wants you to fuck us both.
Kim says – reply to this

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Your ass or mine?
Lisa says – reply to this

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"Ashley isn't my only beard…"
Perez Hilton says – reply to this

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I'm wearing a 16 inch butt plug. Wanna see?
eurotrash says – reply to this

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I am fucking Ben Affleck
Lannie Jones says – reply to this

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"I can't quit you"
La-La-Lauren says – reply to this

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"Your Teen Wolf beard is totally turning me on."
sis says – reply to this

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HE"S A FAG!!!!!!!!
velmakelleeeeeee says – reply to this

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"I'll be your Robot Chicken tonight…"
Lori says – reply to this

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Please save me from Asslee, she's everywhere I go, I have to talk quiet because she'll hear me. HELP ME
jada says – reply to this

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I'm taller than you are!
Jenn says – reply to this

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"Seth, you look amish…"

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