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1. Andrew says – reply to this
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   only for tonight okay

2. Andrew says – reply to this
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   only for tonight okay

3. sex says – reply to this
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   yeahhh boyyyy.

4. GopezGo says – reply to this
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   Let me stick my tongue in your ear and grab your TOOL.

5. Patricia S says – reply to this
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   Just the tip….

6. che says – reply to this
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   i want u

7. krissy says – reply to this
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   sweet nothings…

8. whitney says – reply to this
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   That Amish beard on you is uber zexy……. please take me home tonight!

9. James says – reply to this
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   Maybe if I have a beard, people won't think I'm gay either

10. Rory says – reply to this
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    That beard really tickled my thighs last night.

11. sugarplum says – reply to this
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    I told you, it's just for my career. I *do* love you.

12. hairy cat daddy says – reply to this
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    "No, I'm the bottom!"

13. Cheryl says – reply to this
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    leprechauns turn me on

14. Tess says – reply to this
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    Love your beard….Can I please lick it?!

15. Jela says – reply to this
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    yeah, stroke my ballz…dont worry nobody sees that

16. ana says – reply to this
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    ew beard

17. dutchy says – reply to this
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    mmm. boys.

18. BIG RED says – reply to this
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    DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES?

19. Jessie says – reply to this
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    "your amish beard makes me want to fuck you"

20. Obviously they're.... says – reply to this
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    Let's fuck later because we're both clearly GAY!

21. Kaitlyn says – reply to this
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    that beard reminds me of Ashlee downstairs…

22. Gnasher says – reply to this
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    you smell bad!! 3rd GET IN!!

23. AMY says – reply to this
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    i love when your fuzzy beard tickles my balls

24. Paulie says – reply to this
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    you want pole or hole?

25. Pooh Bear says – reply to this
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    " I like cock!"

26. julia says – reply to this
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    I like fire crotches

27. sue says – reply to this
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    Ashley looks like you, now that she dyed her hair red…sometimes I get confused and call her "Sethie".

28. Stiffler says – reply to this
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    suck me beautiful

29. Pollo Loco says – reply to this
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    MMMMMmmmmmmm. You smell like Mac and Cheese… Hold on while I get my spoon out. I am gonna eat you up!

30. anton says – reply to this
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    i want to lick out your shit hole

31. ester says – reply to this
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    I want you in my bed,bed.Boy you heard what i said!

32. dani says – reply to this
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    you're my true love… not ashlee

33. DAAAAVE says – reply to this
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    mmmmmmmmm dont tell ashley.

34. fkuf says – reply to this
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    noone will suspect, don't tell ashleee !st)

35. CC says – reply to this
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    "you're much prettier than Ashlee, although her's is bigger."

36. ebo says – reply to this
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    i want you… you and that sexy beard.

37. beth says – reply to this
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    Say the word gorgeous, and Ashlee's history…

38. K says – reply to this
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    wow… look at the beard on Seth!!!! That is intense!

39. tonickitty says – reply to this
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    "Now I
    Had
    The time of my liiiiiife and I owe it all to youuuuuu."

40. joey buttafuoco says – reply to this
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    you are the only man that is shorter than me.

41. Shan says – reply to this
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    I love how your beard tickles my inner thigh…

42. Yaye says – reply to this
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    You smell funny

43. olivia says – reply to this
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    ewww not ashley but upgrade

44. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH69 says – reply to this
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    THIRD!

45. Sarah *K* says – reply to this
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    "That was magical… yours is so much bigger than Ashlee's, meet me back here in twenty minutes…"

46. lisa says – reply to this
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    dirty boy

47. easfea says – reply to this
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    THird

48. miguel says – reply to this
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    sit on my face and wiggle

49. lala says – reply to this
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    love me tender!

50. Skizzy says – reply to this
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    "WTF is that on your chin Seth?"

51. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this
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    "How you doin', little mama, let me whisper in your ear/ Tell you something that you might like to hear."

52. Amber says – reply to this
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    your beard makes me hott

53. KayKay says – reply to this
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    "Pssst You look like that kooky kid from that The Burbs!"

54. beat that says – reply to this
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    board me captain ahab

55. Saan says – reply to this
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    "I'm fucking Matt Damon"

56. J P says – reply to this
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    you will make a better beard than Ashlee Simpson.

57. Owned says – reply to this
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    "I did Panic! At the Disco 5 minutes ago. Your turn. Lube?"

58. yuckyuck says – reply to this
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    I am bi.

59. eb says – reply to this
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    I hear you jews like to be circumcized, I have a tongue.

60. LoriDD says – reply to this
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    you're making me so hot, why did I not get a part in Brokeback Mountain 2: Amish Paradise

61. Steph-O!** says – reply to this
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    I want to lick your ballz!

62. manny says – reply to this
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    …your place or mine, Jebediah?

63. jilo says – reply to this
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    HOT. Slip him the tongue!!!!!!!!!

64. DAAAAVE says – reply to this
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    This is sooooo gonna be on PEREZHILTON.COM.

65. capitanne says – reply to this
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    "Ashley's just a beard."

66. eb says – reply to this
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    I didn't know Abraham Lincoln was jewish.

67. Abby says – reply to this
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    "nice bush… maybe i'll write my next song about it.. but you've gotta do something for me first"

68. Hugh says – reply to this
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    ….which one of us do you think it uglier or gayer?

69. Sweden loves Perez says – reply to this
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    I'm gonna dump Asslee for you…

70. valle mentzer says – reply to this
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    "Four score and seven years ago.."

71. ha says – reply to this
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    You've got pubes on your face.

72. HelloKitty says – reply to this
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    You look like Teen Wolf.

73. Veronica says – reply to this
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    "You smell like cabbage my friend!!"

74. Courtney says – reply to this
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    "You're facial hair hair is worse than asslee's."

75. Chuck says – reply to this
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    I'd love to feel your beard tickling my brown eye………
    Obama sucks balls…….

76. Jess says – reply to this
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    Take me my Amish prince!

77. bizzibee says – reply to this
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    "I like Ashley, but I love you."

78. chrisFIEND says – reply to this
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    Ashlee's really a man…

79. * says – reply to this
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    you were SO much better then ashlee will EVER be

80. Patrick says – reply to this
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    when I fuck Ashlee I am thinking of you!

81. becky says – reply to this
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    Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear, "If only Ashlee would let her beard grow, I could think of you when I'm with her."

82. kimberley says – reply to this
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    c'mon man ..the beard?,WTF?

83. lol! says – reply to this
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    "I like your beard better than the one I have." *pete winks here*

84. marissa says – reply to this
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    bend me over and call me ashlee.

85. smollymonroe says – reply to this
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    "hold me closer, tiny dancer."

86. jimbo says – reply to this
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    I wanna feel your beard on my balls.

87. erin says – reply to this
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    I like Ashlee's first nose better….shhh…don't tell.

88. Brieanna says – reply to this
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    I wish you were my girlfriend…

89. bambam says – reply to this
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    ……see that guy behind us?

    hes my boyfriend & he wants you to fuck us both.

90. Kim says – reply to this
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    Your ass or mine?

91. Lisa says – reply to this
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    "Ashley isn't my only beard…"

92. Perez Hilton says – reply to this
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    I'm wearing a 16 inch butt plug. Wanna see?

93. eurotrash says – reply to this