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Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear, "__________."

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Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear, "__________."
only for tonight okay
only for tonight okay
yeahhh boyyyy.
Let me stick my tongue in your ear and grab your TOOL.
Just the tip….
i want u
sweet nothings…
That Amish beard on you is uber zexy……. please take me home tonight!
Maybe if I have a beard, people won't think I'm gay either
That beard really tickled my thighs last night.
I told you, it's just for my career. I *do* love you.
"No, I'm the bottom!"
leprechauns turn me on
Love your beard….Can I please lick it?!
yeah, stroke my ballz…dont worry nobody sees that
ew beard
mmm. boys.
DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES?
"your amish beard makes me want to fuck you"
Let's fuck later because we're both clearly GAY!
that beard reminds me of Ashlee downstairs…
you smell bad!! 3rd GET IN!!
i love when your fuzzy beard tickles my balls
you want pole or hole?
" I like cock!"
I like fire crotches
Ashley looks like you, now that she dyed her hair red…sometimes I get confused and call her "Sethie".
suck me beautiful
MMMMMmmmmmmm. You smell like Mac and Cheese… Hold on while I get my spoon out. I am gonna eat you up!
i want to lick out your shit hole
I want you in my bed,bed.Boy you heard what i said!
you're my true love… not ashlee
mmmmmmmmm dont tell ashley.
noone will suspect, don't tell ashleee !st)
"you're much prettier than Ashlee, although her's is bigger."
i want you… you and that sexy beard.
Say the word gorgeous, and Ashlee's history…
wow… look at the beard on Seth!!!! That is intense!
"Now I
Had
The time of my liiiiiife and I owe it all to youuuuuu."
you are the only man that is shorter than me.
I love how your beard tickles my inner thigh…
You smell funny
ewww not ashley but upgrade
THIRD!
"That was magical… yours is so much bigger than Ashlee's, meet me back here in twenty minutes…"
dirty boy
THird
sit on my face and wiggle
love me tender!
"WTF is that on your chin Seth?"
"How you doin', little mama, let me whisper in your ear/ Tell you something that you might like to hear."
your beard makes me hott
"Pssst You look like that kooky kid from that The Burbs!"
board me captain ahab
"I'm fucking Matt Damon"
you will make a better beard than Ashlee Simpson.
"I did Panic! At the Disco 5 minutes ago. Your turn. Lube?"
I am bi.
I hear you jews like to be circumcized, I have a tongue.
you're making me so hot, why did I not get a part in Brokeback Mountain 2: Amish Paradise
I want to lick your ballz!
…your place or mine, Jebediah?
HOT. Slip him the tongue!!!!!!!!!
This is sooooo gonna be on PEREZHILTON.COM.
"Ashley's just a beard."
I didn't know Abraham Lincoln was jewish.
"nice bush… maybe i'll write my next song about it.. but you've gotta do something for me first"
….which one of us do you think it uglier or gayer?
I'm gonna dump Asslee for you…
"Four score and seven years ago.."
You've got pubes on your face.
You look like Teen Wolf.
"You smell like cabbage my friend!!"
"You're facial hair hair is worse than asslee's."
I'd love to feel your beard tickling my brown eye………
Obama sucks balls…….
Take me my Amish prince!
"I like Ashley, but I love you."
Ashlee's really a man…
you were SO much better then ashlee will EVER be
when I fuck Ashlee I am thinking of you!
Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear, "If only Ashlee would let her beard grow, I could think of you when I'm with her."
c'mon man ..the beard?,WTF?
"I like your beard better than the one I have." *pete winks here*
bend me over and call me ashlee.
"hold me closer, tiny dancer."
I wanna feel your beard on my balls.
I like Ashlee's first nose better….shhh…don't tell.
I wish you were my girlfriend…
……see that guy behind us?
hes my boyfriend & he wants you to fuck us both.
Your ass or mine?
"Ashley isn't my only beard…"
I'm wearing a 16 inch butt plug. Wanna see?
I am fucking Ben Affleck
"I can't quit you"
"Your Teen Wolf beard is totally turning me on."
HE"S A FAG!!!!!!!!
"I'll be your Robot Chicken tonight…"
Please save me from Asslee, she's everywhere I go, I have to talk quiet because she'll hear me. HELP ME
I'm taller than you are!
"Seth, you look amish…"