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Keep It On The Downlow

Filed under: Renee Zellweger

Who is that conspicuously undercover celebutard???

Why it's Renee Zellweger!

The Academy Award-winner was trying to hide from photographers after a shopping spree at Atrium in South Beach on Monday.

Why so shy???

Also kickin' it in our hometown of Miami: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson, together yet apart.

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]

Posted: March 3, 2008 at 9:00 pm

52 comments to “Keep It On The Downlow”

PAT says – reply to this

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first!
sexsellsnowcow says – reply to this

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rene's face is so fat she looks like a persian cat that's been rammed with a bottle of ketchup while oprah takes a poop on it and then obama throws it at hillary and she eats it and then gives birth to it again while all muslims hump one another cuz they are gay and then brit brit shows her hoohaw again to the world while everyone bows down to anything that is trendy cuz the world is full of sheep and no one has a mind of thier own and satan is coming soon!
tiff says – reply to this

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first!
dustin says – reply to this

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she's gotten s ugly lately
TardAward says – reply to this

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second!!
GOOD FOR YOU P says – reply to this

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ehhhh! who cares?
gay? says – reply to this

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gay? 10th maybe? woo hoo
yuki says – reply to this

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ha, looks like a frog i just don't get it!
christina says – reply to this

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second!
holly says – reply to this

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big legs
LS says – reply to this

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she looks kind of chubby.
bb says – reply to this

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bb
EAT A BURGER!!! says – reply to this

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Shes soooo thin even her leggings are baggy!!
fatass says – reply to this

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she looks fat. she should fix that
oh yeah! says – reply to this

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1ST!!!! why hide, nobody wants to see her fugly face anyways.
nk says – reply to this

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wsedrghjnk
dbo says – reply to this

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15th!
angeline says – reply to this

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4th?
balls
angeline says – reply to this

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holy cow, you guys are fast!!
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant here riding the bowel legged Renee Zellweger like a horse across the grounds of my palatial estate. She has beckoned her gay ex husband to arrive very soon so that I, The Greek Giant, can pummel his asshole as he howls a country music tune. Afterwards, we will go shopping for some new pink leather jackets for my troupe of impoverished American cabana boys, who must dress sharply each day. That is all.
tbjh says – reply to this

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She shouldn't be hiding, she's famous
ddd says – reply to this

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dike
L says – reply to this

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eww
cc says – reply to this

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She's shy because she doesn't want her picture taken and printed in magazines EVERYWHERE she goes. wtfff i would be hiding too
Kate says – reply to this

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CHUBBY? FAT? To all of you out there saying this, what planet do you live on? She's not fat by any means. She probably weighs 130 max… in other words, healthy. It's an eating disordered world out there if people think this is fat!
EAT MY FUCKING HOLE says – reply to this

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I just want to know why the fuck she looks like she is always sucking on lemons?
Ben says – reply to this

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did anybody see her on the oscars red carpet?
is it me or is soomebody beginning to lose it?
mossy says – reply to this

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she has strong thighs, duh she's a runner. she's probably just trying to shield herself from the sun, some people embrace their paleness as opposed to the many sun lovers in this country who end up looking like really awful pieces of leather due to sun exposure.
MG says – reply to this

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Looking good, I guess!
she is fug says – reply to this

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she is fug
zen says – reply to this

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she is forty and she knows her career is almost over ! her face is so fat,
her eyes so small and she is not good looking !!
this to reply says – reply to this

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Renee has sexy shanks!!!
Lynn says – reply to this

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It's nice to see that she's like the rest of us — EVERYONE looks fat in stretch pants! Ha ha ha. Even her skinny ass should not be wearing those frickin' stretch pants. She looks like an elephant!
richard03 says – reply to this

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COULDN'T SOMEONE GET A BETTER CAMELTOE SHOT OF HER IN THOSE PANTS???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don Pinkston says – reply to this

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Renee Zellweger has got to be the fugliest actress since Phyllis Diller. Who the hell decided to put her ugly ass in showbiz? She seriously looks like a mongaloid. Squinty eyes, fat cheeks. She reminds me of someone whose been stung by a swarm of rabid bees. Keep that shiteous face covered up, Renee. Make the world a prettier place.
Vanessa says – reply to this

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She is absolutely not fat by any means. Her legs actually look very fit and attractive.
herluckyeyes says – reply to this

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She was filming a movie in my city here up in Canada, I happened to be an extra for the film, and I have to say, she is really really nice
Matisse says – reply to this

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is anyone else as over Rene Zellwegger as i am??
Julian says – reply to this

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probably coz she's very insecure of her new hairstyle errr lack of hair.
Pam says – reply to this

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she is so gross and fugly. She has fat legs, gross,
Boston says – reply to this

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You asked "why so shy"
Probably because she's dressed like a slob.
She needs to learn how to wash dark colors in cold water, her blacks don't even match. I hate that look. She's a mess.
becky says – reply to this

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"Oh, I'm so cute, tiny, and famous!" This woman strikes me as one who would DIE to have George Clooney to herself…but is the one who only gets the "daily" e-mails from him (yeah right, him writing you). I read that she passed by Clooney and girlfriend at the Oscar's on her way to her seat, and gave the girlfriend the "okay" sign. Pluh-eeeeeeeeze! Loooooooooooooooser! What a stupid thing to do. Like anybody needs clues from you. GET A MAN ALREADY! You KNOW she wants old George.
RauL says – reply to this

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I live on South Beach and it was Hot as Balls on Monday!! How in the fuck is she wearing a Hoody? She looks like one of the countless other homeless people who live here! I bet she smells too!
Vince says – reply to this

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How in the world could you possibly tell if her face was fat from this picture?And you can't even SEE her eyes, she's got sunglasses on! They're certainly not squinty.
Get a life.
b says – reply to this

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I like her. It is so beautiful and sunny there. Chicago is quite different at the moment. But spring WILL come. Chicago rocks.
Robert says – reply to this

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I thought that was Pearass!
adri says – reply to this

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What a stupid ass….why would you try to hide under a hoodie when the weather is so hot?

Use a wig, asshole!
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juli says – reply to this

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WHAT is with her GIANT CROTCH?!!??????????????

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
sinchual says – reply to this

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Yuck! Fat, skinny, it doesn't matter. She will always be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood!
Renée rocks!!! says – reply to this

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I LOVE renée lol!!!

I think she rocks!
renée rocks!!! says – reply to this

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she does NOT look fat…………..wtf????