Rumer Is Wanted!

Filed under: Rumer Willis

Police in Boston have released this sketch of two robbers that have hit up local residents.

The one on the right looks suspiciously a lot like Rumerilla!

Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm / Email this »

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Justin Bobby says – reply to this

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LMAO! FIRSTTT
Jadyx says – reply to this

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HAHAHA Perez you are too funny… It does totally look like her too
Siv says – reply to this

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LMAO
joeyjojo says – reply to this

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HA HA HA !!! I had a good belly laugh over that one this am. Thanks for that!
Sandy says – reply to this

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FIRST!
jessie says – reply to this

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funny
Mando says – reply to this

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LMAO!!!
sheeeeeeeet says – reply to this

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AHHA That is some funny shit. it def looks like her
reggggiee! says – reply to this

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OMG IT DOES!
toy says – reply to this

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omg :S
AC says – reply to this

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LMAO! Funniest thing I've seen on your site!!!
zoe says – reply to this

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first!! haha
lala says – reply to this

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hahahah YA 10th
Cece74 says – reply to this

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first… yah you are right Perez… scary
April says – reply to this

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LMAO!!!!!
June says – reply to this

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OMG that's f***ed up!

5th??
ME says – reply to this

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HAHA thats great
sdoux says – reply to this

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yeah it does!
Gina says – reply to this

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LOLLL
sdoux says – reply to this

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yeah it does!
ashley says – reply to this

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fist
LOL says – reply to this

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LOL — haaaaaaa!!!!! omg perez you're hilarious
ahahha says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
freddy says – reply to this

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this shit is fucking funny
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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OMG that is hilarious.
freddy says – reply to this

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this shit is fucking funny
carol says – reply to this

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:) too funny 2nd one really does look liker her….
joey says – reply to this

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Not firsty

but close

Poor Potato head
stephanie says – reply to this

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3rd? It really does look like her.lol
asdf says – reply to this

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not all pretty people have pretty children.. rumer is hella ugly
baxter the putz says – reply to this

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HAHAHA LMAO. First? Screw you maria.
me232 says – reply to this

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1st. That is funny!
larray says – reply to this

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what the fuck is rumer doing hanging with greg louganis?
Sandra says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
PEREZ you are awesome but youse gonna get sued for this shit!! loves you
jj says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
jill says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha!!!!! a spitting image!!!
a concerned citizen says – reply to this

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Jeez Perez….. are you trying to drive poor Rumer to the psyche ward like you did Britney? Have a heart for crying out loud. But hey, catty gossip does get attention and web hits. It got mine. I just hope you never run into her dad.
wtf says – reply to this

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how about Rumer and Frances Bean in a side by side - who the ugliest celespawn? i would like to see that comparison
alicefay says – reply to this

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so true .. so true
that'sfuny says – reply to this

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that's funny because it does look like her

first??
eee says – reply to this

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that is teh funniest thing. ever.
HAHAHAH says – reply to this

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hahahahalololol… the resemblance is uncanny! that is really really funny
patricia says – reply to this

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HAHAHA it totally looks like POTATO HEAD !!!
meghan says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH
i laughed so hard.
=]
Stephanopoulos says – reply to this

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Be nice Perez!
fetus says – reply to this

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LOL!!!! omg i know. it probly was her.
james says – reply to this

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ewwww
fetus says – reply to this

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LOL!!!! omg i know. it probly was her.
Jules says – reply to this

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It really does!!!!!!!
Tlo says – reply to this

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LMFAO that's hilarious!
teambritbrit says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahaha
maggie says – reply to this

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hahaha… it does!
myass says – reply to this

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greg louganis my ass. he use to be f-i-n-e!!

first??
elke says – reply to this

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HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
man
i really had to Laugh Out Loud !
your the best perez !

Man he really does look A LOT like rumer
Ana Banana says – reply to this

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yeah, I believe she was waisted that night.
jill says – reply to this

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The Chelsea Police want these guys not Boston. The same-ish area, Perez, just different city and police force.
JAZZLE says – reply to this

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lmao thats hilarious
haaa says – reply to this

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she's UGLY ….
Candy says – reply to this

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Bwahahahaha! That is waaaaaaaay to funny! That really does look like Rumer!
UPROAR says – reply to this

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OMG. So CRUEL.
Lulu says – reply to this

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OK..I have to admit..this made me laugh.
lol says – reply to this

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oh snap
beth says – reply to this

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She's not that ugly, you must hate her to be so mean to someone you don't even know!!! PEREZ, YOUR PEREZILLA yourself there buddy, and your staff probably looks the same, or what they probably look better than you! Your one fugly looking dude, if you are a dude!
kiki says – reply to this

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LMAO!… its kinda scary though
puppies are soft! says – reply to this

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yet some how the sketch is more attractive than the real thing!
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I think the "beast" should just opt out for a female circumcision…cause really…who'd ever wanna dunk their dick in that dirty nasty hole?
lisa says – reply to this

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yea it does look like potato head lol
Paula says – reply to this

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this took place in my home town and affected people I know
thanks for making a big joke of it you fat idiot asshole
mEGAN says – reply to this

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haha OMG IT DOES
KAYLAAAA says – reply to this

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THAT IS HILARIOUS
Banana-Bob says – reply to this

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HHAHAHAH U KILL ME PEREZ
lisa says – reply to this

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omg that is the worst lol
stephanie says – reply to this

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too flippen funny….it is her
maura says – reply to this

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that made my day! ha ha ha ha
Brae says – reply to this

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LOLZ, hahahahahaha omg perez you are a silly bitch, that really made me chuckle!!
Maj says – reply to this

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HA HA HA

PRICELESS!
mig says – reply to this

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now THIS is HIGHLARIOUS!!!
fee says – reply to this

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AHHHH omg it actually is her!
p says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tammy says – reply to this

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Hahaha..Nice One.
Amanda says – reply to this

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LOL… you're right.
janette says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That looks LIKE her, but I think that guy is CUTER, SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY
Milk Man says – reply to this

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lmao…fat man, you are on a roll!!! First the Sophie Monk translation now this? Nice!
VANESSA says – reply to this

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THAT'S FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!! YOU ARE SO BAD!!
Lizza says – reply to this

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JAJAJAJA
Es ella!
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9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this

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awesome! Hilarious.
STAY TWIZITD says – reply to this

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I saw that guy on the right at the packie.. what a drunk
dfwdiana says – reply to this

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now that shit is funny!
9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this

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Re: Paula – Oh no dont make fun of anything ever. Go fuck yourself you god damned skiffuza
katie says – reply to this

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that is so f-ing mean…but funny! LMAO!
Good Kitty says – reply to this

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LOL that poor girl needs a face transplant
Jamorous says – reply to this

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Hahaha…. You crack me up!
sara says – reply to this

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haha!! good one fo realz
LOL says – reply to this

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OMG! I thought that was a joke! That totally looks like her!!!!! LOL
KMONEY says – reply to this

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Its true that it does look like her a little bit but you really need to just leave her alone. Poor Rumor got an unfortunate mix of her parents genetics and everyone already knows that. Perez if you were a celebuspawn like her. You'd be out and about enjoying that life too. The funny thing is…one day your going to run into Bruce Demi or Ashton and I'm betting that you better be ready for what comes your way. Demi strikes me as the type to hit first and ask questions later. She's gonna bitch slap your ass and it will be great when it happens.
Farrah says – reply to this

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LMAO! NOW THATS FUNNY!!
Julie says – reply to this

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Perez… I work in BPD Media Relations. My boss and I check your site religiously and this post just had us howling with laugher cuz we have been dealing with this story all day. Keep up the good work! haha
puppies are soft! says – reply to this

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Re: Paula – who the hell are you kidding sweetheart?…"affected people you know in your hometown" - you're fukkin' DELUDED!…you're probably one of those ugly lonely girls who puts GHB in her own drink hoping that she'll get date raped!…now why don't you get offline and go back to reading your bible or watching APErah!
Raquel says – reply to this

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Lmao good one perezito!!!!!
sillygirl says – reply to this

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That is hilarious! It looks like her in boy form! Perez you are silly!
white says – reply to this

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SOOOOO FUNNY!!! LUVS IT PEREZ

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